Chapter 273 It would be great if I could learn it
July 13th.
It's about 3 o'clock in the morning.
Bar, rock music is deafening. The female DJ wearing headphones shook her head and beat the disc nodes.
It's impossible to have a normal conversation in a place like this.
But having said that, Noelia and Xia Ye are not ordinary people. You can distinguish the sounds you want to hear from a noisy environment.
"..."
Just as he was about to sit down in the booth, a man came over flirtatiously and planned to put his hand on Noelia's shoulder.
"Crack."
The crisp sound of bone cracking can also be heard in this environment.
“This place is dirty.”
"The thoughts of the customers are not much different from those of the prostitutes in Ichia City."
"..."
Ignoring the man's painful wail as he fell to the ground. Or maybe he glanced bitterly and returned to the crowd to find help. It makes no difference to her whether it's an ordinary person or ten...a hundred.
"It seems that they don't think much about you."
"Is it because the breasts are too small?"
"..."
"Oh, I heard someone was confused about the idea that elementary school students can come to bars. Elementary school students...do you mean they look too young?"
"..."
Xia Ye never spoke.
The man who had previously broken his wrist now lowered his hands and called several companions with colorful hair.
He pointed at Noelia from several tables away.
"Tell me, if I kill them all, will it be difficult for Master here? You have to go back with me or something."
"Okay."
"Don't you want to talk to me about these boring things? Then wait for me to vent and find a quiet place."
Noelia took the initiative to walk towards those people.
As far as the results were concerned, five or six people were not even qualified to touch the hem of her clothes. The wails were all covered up by the seamless music. Even if some people are watching with dumbfounded eyes, and in the end they think about taking a photo with their mobile phone... But when they take out their mobile phones and look at it again, it's already over. Only a few men were left rolling on the floor in pain, holding their thighs or arms.
July 13th.
4am.
Change to a deserted park. In the park next to the river, the official has already turned off most of the lights in order to save energy and protect the environment. Even the street lights only turn on every other one.
Now of course when I look at the river, it's completely dark and I can't see anything.
"Aren't you angry at all?"
Noelia crossed her arms and said, "I thought you would be a little angry if I deliberately used my breasts more than I wanted to say after letting you see them so much."
"..."
"Could it be that I actually look stupid? Master often says that I am a bit childish."
"It's so weird."
"I just met my wife, and I was jealous of her calmness. I opened her wardrobe and was jealous of her clothes. I never thought that I would be jealous of you with such small breasts. Your butt is also very small."
"Say something?"
"After all, it was you who was peeping, and it was you who came to see me."
"..."
"I can't hear your thoughts at all. I don't understand what you want to do...If you keep being so silent, I'm going back. Speaking of which, I haven't tried using my feet again. Master should also like it."
"..."
Xia Ye looked at Noelle, who had already stood up, and finally spoke.
"Big brother, I plan to find you."
"Really? It's normal for you to want to come to me... But why do you call me Master, Big Brother? In this case, I should call you Master..."
"Big brother, I won't go back with you."
"But, Master just said that he would go back with me."
Noelia looked directly at Xia Ye, "Aren't you willing?"
"Xiao Ye doesn't hate Sister An, Sister Xue'er, or Sister An's younger sister being possessive of her eldest brother. Because that won't make the eldest brother bad, but she hates you."
"My wife and I are all humble to me, why can't you?"
"..."
Seeing the tail sprouting from Xia Ye's back, Noelia sighed.
"Anyway, I didn't hide it. Master asked me and told me directly that I would take him back. Master and the others are very good people. They regard me as a good person."
"I heard from Master that you seem to be a very powerful mutant."
"Do you want to fight me?"
Noellea's palms were filled with ice crystals, "If you want to fight... you have to lose the test and you will not be allowed to complain to the master."
July 13th.
It’s 4:30 in the morning.
"Ha..."
Noelia's clothes on her chest were torn. The skirt is also tattered in many places.
"Hey. I really thought you weren't angry at all just now."
"In the end, you only hit the chest and leather drum during the fight? In the words of the master, you are too gloomy, right?"
"..."
The situation is similar on Xia Ye.
Most of the fabrics on the chest and skin were torn. Especially the leather drum.
"Why is the confusion aimed at the back of the butt?"
"I don't know why I can't hear your thoughts, but when Master thinks of you, he always thinks of the tail behind his butt. I'm jealous."
"..."
"Obviously, many people say that I have no brains. I only relied on my natural ability and the help of my master to take the position of empress. But I seem to be very clear now... I miss it a lot."
"It was the same when I competed with Master before. It was a real fight, but Master couldn't bear to really hurt me. One time he couldn't hold back his strength and hit me on a wooden stake... Haha, Master's hands must have been numb by then. But he still pretended to say it. It’s okay.”
"But if it were me who didn't have the strength to control it, and didn't have the master's control to divert the target, he would hit his shoulder firmly. Instead, he would laugh and say that I had grown up. Later, I didn't know why, so I wanted to practice harder... until I started practicing again... I won’t be able to hold back my strength and hit the master.”
"Tell me about the story between Master and you. It can be anything, as long as it's something you think is good."
"..."
Xia Ye spoke silently. What she remembers...
"Huh? So bitter."
"Why did you end up biting the hook when fishing? Hmm... But I don't know why. I can imagine how happy my master felt when he caught your fish instead of catching it originally."
"..."
"Learning an instrument using a chest and leather drum? You are so young, can you play it? I should be able to do better...I am so envious. If I do this kind of thing first, the master will never be able to replace me. Instrument memory.”
"..."
"Sit on Master's lap and feel his reaction, pretending not to know? Although I'm envious...but I also have a similar thing. I like to have Master face my chest and wait quietly for Master to make some small movements. Ah. , I also want to sit on my lap...but I’m not as young as you.”
"Have you rested? Let's compete again. I won't hold back this time?"
"..."
A bone-chilling chill lingered around Noelia.
At the same time, three tentacles ten times larger than herself grew out of Xia Ye's back. The spikes on the tail also unfolded.
"Huh?"
"Master is here?"
July 13th.
It’s 4:30 in the morning.
When Su Ming found Jiangbian, the two of them were confronting each other.
Who to help?
Or how to solve the current situation.
"Didn't you say that Master only needs to take a good rest?"
The cold air around Noelia still remained, and she had no intention of quitting her fighting stance. Xia Ye didn't pull back her tail either.
"Big brother...only if Xiaoye beats her, will she be obedient."
"It's a pity that I haven't lost in the more than two hundred years since Master left."
"..."
Su Ming's hand glowed with blue light, and both of them immediately looked at him.
"Both of you and I have made a similar agreement. Whoever wins is entitled to make demands that the other party cannot refuse."
"Fight me."
"I am the one who wants it all."
"It's true this time, whoever wins has absolute command power."
"..."
"Noelia, you come first. I only use enchantment and Philosophical Blade. Double the increase."
July 13th.
5am.
"Master's style of play is so shameless."
"Don't defend the vital points at all, just attack."
"Ha...then Noellea is going to take action."
"..."
Although he said this, it was always a painless retaliation. The ice crystals could not freeze Su Ming's feet, and there was no large-scale ice explosion. It's always wrong.
"Master, do you really want to win?"
"Then it won't be crooked next time. The Ice Dragon Po named by Master..."
"..."
It's indeed not crooked.
Su Ming raised the Philosophical Blade and cut off the ice spikes that were coming towards him.
Followed by dozens more ice spikes. If you want to avoid being attacked and at the same time be able to counterattack, then you naturally have to abandon your room to defend unimportant, non-lethal areas. It's normal to bleed from a scratch.
"Noelia, you lose."
The knife emitting a faint blue light was pointed at Noelia's nose. But her eyes were just staring at Su Ming's ripped clothes on his ribs, with traces of blood dripping out.
As for summer nights. Her tail had long been retracted, and she was looking at Noelia with a complicated look.
"If... I really planned to kill the master just now, if the master didn't hide."
"But you didn't do that."
"I was hurt...I didn't intend this."
"To win, someone has to pay the price."
Su Ming wiped the blood from his ribs casually, "It's just this small price, it's insignificant. Even if you show twelve points of strength, I will win."
"..."
"Do you understand? My teacher is actually just a self-righteous, greedy and lustful person. I will go back to Ichia City with you, but I won't come back after I go there."
"I won."
"My request is. Take it from the beginning, maid, velvet...wife. You have no right to refuse. You can compete with me at any time if you are dissatisfied with this request, as long as you can win. You can make the request at any time. .”
"..."
The moment Su Ming put her coat on Noelia, her nose twitched slightly. Tears fell silently.
What is she going to win?
If Su Ming had no intention of accommodating him at all, this was the alien's unquestionable attitude. No chance of winning. She wanted to take the intact Su Ming back, not the corpse. No one used their full strength, and no one knew who would win in the real fight, but they lost.
Why does that little man who can't hear his thoughts look at him with that strange look? Like mercy.
Do you look pitiful now?
July 13th.
In the morning, we have returned to the villa.
Noelia stayed alone in the master bedroom. After returning from the park, she remained silent.
"Brother, she didn't lie."
"What?"
"..."
The little body seemed a little tired, sitting on Su Ming's lap. Lean back.
"She is very jealous of Xiaoye, Sister An and Sister Xue'er."
"..."
Her little hand touched the tiny wound on Su Ming's ribs, "She probably didn't expect that the elder brother didn't intend to hide away."
"After all, it's not a joke. A little injury can be exchanged for being able to capture her alive and win directly. It's a good deal."
"Big brother, will you hate her?"
"I'm not a deformed person who has to go to the hospital even if my little finger is injured. Besides, if I want to do everything and can't even do this little thing... I don't deserve to be born." "Big brother, it's not a birth."
"Come on, from the first time you called me big brother, you can't erase the feeling of birth."
"..."
"Dong dong."
Xia Ye probably wanted to say something else, but someone suddenly knocked on the door.
An inspector came to the door.
It was said that Noelia was sued for causing multiple fractures to the arms, ribs, etc. of several young men in the bar. The other party said it hurt everywhere and asked for compensation.
"Although those little hooligans must have done something to make the person involved feel bad, their attack was a bit too harsh..."
The inspector told what happened in a good voice.
The client's current condition makes it difficult to go to the Inspectorate.
"Just go Xiaoye."
"Xiaoye, you will lose money."
"..."
That's completely different from mind-reading eye contact. Will Xia Ye lose money honestly? If nothing else goes wrong, those people will get compensation, but they will also have to stay in the hospital for an extra year and a half.
"Big brother, he is very good at playing with women's hearts."
"So, we will win."
"?"
What does it mean to be good at playing with people's hearts?
"Bah."
Suddenly he stood on tiptoes and kissed Su Ming on the cheek in front of the inspector.
"?"
"Wait a minute, sir... is this an adult? Check your ID card."
"..."
It was just a moment of confusion. It was immediately clear what her true thoughts were as she smiled. I just hope I can relax a little bit.
Why do you always think that Xia Ye is underage?
Just take your ID card and see it.
What's wrong with having a legal loli wife? Why do you look so young? You don’t give up after seeing the physical ID, and even scan it with your phone to see if it’s fake. Do you look like the kind of person who can’t tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal?
"Ah... you are an honorary academician of the Snow Science Academy?"
"..."
The slightly childish face broke out into a smile that looked like it wanted to be praised.
Where did he get his strange identity? As for whether there is a sense of vanity...of course there is.
July 13th.
noon.
After Xia Ye left, Su Ming never entered the master bedroom. Just watching TV outside.
When the time is almost up, I go into the kitchen to cook.
If you want to cook seriously, Su Ming's knife skills are very good. After a lot of experience and time, his cooking skills have also developed his own unique understanding of taste.
For example, in simple fried rice, the egg flakes are completely different from those in large pieces. If you add different seasonings at the wrong time, the taste and texture will be completely different.
"..."
Snap.
Heard footsteps coming downstairs.
Not long after, Su Ming heard excessively fluffy feedback from behind.
"Are you hungry?"
"..."
He didn't answer, but his hug became tighter and tighter.
"Don't interfere with my rare time to seriously cook."
"Master... you've gone too far. You're totally cheating."
"So what? I have taught you that extraordinary means should be used in extraordinary times, and extraordinary means may not be used in normal times. No matter how disgusting it is, as long as you can win, it is a good means."
"Noelia...should just take off her clothes and stand there. There is no way the master can win."
"Wrong. Let's not say that I can't have Xingyu at that time. Even if I did, I would know the difference between having only one and being able to have five at the same time."
"Master... I stopped pretending at all."
"No need."
"Even if Noelia wants to run away... it's too late. Can I just become a maid under the master's wife?"
"Don't just add words to the idea of being a teacher that make you feel pitiful."
"..."
Her hand first touched near the wound on Su Ming's ribs. However, the injury was too superficial, and it took only one morning to recover. Now there is only a slightly duller complexion left.
"Master Wife...Noelia can never compare to her. She is so calm."
"No need to compare."
"And she, too, has small breasts and a small butt. But she is... very powerful. Strong and smart, but I can't hear her thoughts. I don't know what she is thinking... but the master is I really like how she looks.”
"Can't you hear her thoughts? Hmm... Her body is a bit special. It should be different from the mutants you have seen."
"Master's wife's sister is also very good. She doesn't seem to be worried that I will take Master away. Instead, she is making plans and thinking about how I can be accepted by Master's wife... There is another one I haven't seen, but it's about the same. Beside Master, They are all weird women who like Master very much.”
"..."
"That's why I feel...no one can compare to me."
“Egg fried rice is useless.”
"Master, aren't you afraid?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"Noelia now might hurt the master and the others out of jealousy."
【Character: Noelia】
【Favorability: 191】
[Description: I have extremely strong love for you and possessiveness. Please note that there is a chance that the target will do something detrimental to you. 】
Perhaps Su Ming already had the answer to what the unfavorable things were.
It was nothing more than dragging him to Ichia City and giving up everything in Snow Country. What kind of disadvantage is that?
"Don't fight in the park next time. Even though it's late, someone might pass by."
"Can't beat her. It's a tie. Her tail is stronger than the concrete of the Ichia City Lord's Palace. She is a monster. How can there be such a convenient tail that can open into a ball and shoot out spikes? I have never seen it before. This kind.”
"..."
"But, she said... she likes to sit on Master's lap and be touched. The scary-looking tail is the same as Pammy's tail when facing Master. It only has the function of exciting Master. .”
"Master."
Noelia's hand explored downward from the wound. Stop there.
"I am so possessive of Noelia that when I fight with her, I won't be happy if my clothes are torn. On the other hand, Noelia seems to be the same... If all the clothes in the master's wardrobe belong to me. Sit down. It’s me who’s on Master’s lap, and I’m the one who doesn’t envy others at all and gives advice to others.”
"..."
"If you want to stop this kind of possessive thinking that Master calls it, then Master, let's give it a try..."
"Noelia can't win the competition."
"But if it's Thurse, Noellea has accumulated more than two hundred years... maybe she will win."
July 13th.
afternoon.
Xia Ye came back from the Inspectorate. Things were handled perfectly, and after signing the letter of understanding, they got the money as they wished. If nothing goes wrong, he will be diagnosed with various tormenting ailments in the hospital the next day due to poisoning, and he will continue to go to the hospital for treatment within a year. Viruses, Xia Ye is professional.
"..."
The first step into the villa.
No.
As soon as she entered the yard, she smelled a strange smell.
Floor, sofa, kitchen...
Reconciliation is indeed good news.
But if it's like this, Sister An will be angry when she comes back, right?
"Huh? Are you back?"
"It's just right. The teacher's wife will definitely be angry when she sees it like this... Can you help me clean it up?"
"You don't want the relationship between Master and Mistress to be unstable, right?"
"..."
"Don't look at me, I finally defeated the master for the first time... Even though the master has no ability at all, he still won with great difficulty. You see, my legs are still shaking to this day."
"..."
This was the first time since meeting Noelia that Xia Ye really wanted to fight her with all her strength.
However, Xia Ye wanted to know what Noelia was thinking now.
"Ask me if I have figured it out..."
"I can't figure it out and there's nothing I can do. Who told me to lose? I can only be ordered by my master to be a flannel. I won't fight you again."
"Okay."
"Hurry up and finish the cleaning before you go on a business trip."
"The master's wife is humble to me, and the little master's wife, you are the same, right?"
"..."
Xia Ye left without cleaning.
At least ten minutes later, Noelia suddenly held her stomach. I went to the bathroom to vomit and have diarrhea as if I had taken laxatives.
"Ha...just say it."
"A woman will be angry. It's the same with me. I asked you to talk about the good memories you had with Master... you talk about so many sentimental things."
"..."
But what does this prove?
She also likes Master just as much and is jealous as well.
What do you think?
Stay here and never go back. Learn to live in Master’s hometown? How long will the master's wife's humility last?
The problem is actually very simple.
If he and his mistresses were in estrus at the same time, how could they feel happy watching themselves being satisfied without being satisfied? have no idea.
But I definitely...can't do it. The fried rice with fried eggs that was burned in the pot was not enough to be shared by five people at one time.
Send the photo you just took to my sister, my wife, for a look.
[You, what did you and your brother-in-law do? ! 】
[This is not the underwear my sister wears most often... she will definitely be angry! I didn't even dare to wear it. 】
【……】
Angry?
If only I could be so generous with my anger.
If my shoes and underwear were worn by someone to have sex with my master, such as my favorite cheongsam and jk... I would probably want to kill the other person. perhaps.
Can you learn to be so generous? I don’t know, I’m just thinking of giving it a try.
Talk about it.
[Should I call you junior sister? 】
【ah? 】
[You call me master brother-in-law, just like a sister... I should call you junior sister. I’ll call you junior sister from now on. 】
【don't want! It will definitely be weird! 】
Why can they coexist peacefully and have such a balanced mentality?
Return to the master bedroom. I saw Su Ming lying on his side.
"Master is still the same as before..."
When it comes to Sese, if you say you don't need despicable bonus abilities, you really don't need them. He secretly used magic power.
Holding Su Ming, who was completely defenseless, against his chest, he felt his hot breath flowing in the Mariana Trench.
"If extraordinary means can be used in normal times... can we just pack the master away secretly now, right?"
"..."
"Liar."
"Even I know it. Taking Master away like this... will only make Noelia hate him."
Therefore, in the end, it is really impossible to learn to be angry generously.
Sneaking back... at least she can still be the beloved Noelia. If Pammy and the others ask, they will say that the master is dead.
(End of chapter)