Chapter 47 How about Bi Mawen? This is the best exclusive official position
"Da Luo? Oh no! Pangu"
Listening to Su Chen's description of immortals, the monkey spat out two words in stunned silence.
According to the monkey's cognition, it seems that only Pangu fits this description.
Looking away at the dumbfounded monkey, Su Chen smiled and shook his head and said:
"It's not even Pangu, just the most basic immortal."
"My old grandson*%**%@"
Faced with Su Chen's answer, even Monkey, who has cultivated his moral character for thousands of years, couldn't help but become polite and easy-going.
What I thought was the pinnacle turned out to be a small starting stage in other people's future visions.
The impact from the front and back made the monkey unable to hold back for a while.
"I have no control over what your kid thinks."
After being elegant and easy-going, Monkey also calmed down and said:
"This time, I, Old Sun, come to you to ask for an official position"
"Are you asking me for an official position?"
Listening to Monkey's words, Su Chen smiled and asked:
"If you want to ask for an official position, shouldn't you go to those old bastards?"
"Come to me, what can I do for you?"
"Tsk"
The monkey smacked his lips when he heard the sound, tilted his head towards Su Chen and said:
"You guys and I, grandson, are deliberately pretending to be confused, right?"
"They want to give it to me, but I don't care about it and don't want it."
The monkey curled his lips as he spoke, and then said again:
"Old Sun, I am the first monkey besides you to complete foundation building seriously."
"Isn't it too much to come to your door to ask for an official?"
"Not too much!"
As the first person to be taught the immortal method from the front, the first person to knock on the immortal door to complete the foundation building.
This request made by the monkey is not excessive at all.
In fact, it can be said to be completely normal.
If you make meritorious deeds, you will naturally be rewarded.
After looking at the proud monkey, Su Chen thought for a moment and said with a smile:
"You monkey head, what kind of official do you want to get?"
Before the monkey could answer, Su Chen asked and answered again:
"How about Bi Ma Wen? This is the best exclusive official position."
"呲"
Question, what's the quickest way to piss off a monkey?
Answer: Shout out to Bute Ma Wen’s face!
Sure enough, as soon as the three words came out, the monkey immediately grinned in anger.
Gritting his teeth, he hummed for a long time, and finally said angrily:
"You kid, you know how to tease me!"
"Can the things written in Journey to the West be taken seriously?"
Bi Mawen! This word also depends on who is shouting it.
If you become an enemy, the Three Sticks of the Great Sage will teach you how to reincarnate.
If it were an friendly force, it would be an artifact used to tease monkeys.
Don't you know, the monkey has been scolded so many times as a plagued monkey.
In the end, I didn’t see the great sage just swinging the bat.
The monkey glared at Su Chen with a smirk on his face, waved his furry paws and said angrily:
"Change it! Change it."
"What do you want to change it to?"
Looking at the monkey with wide eyes, Su Chen smiled again and said:
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Or the Victorious Buddha? Or something else?"
To say it was Bi Mawen was just to tease the monkeys.
You can't really confer the official title of Bi Ma Wen to a monkey.
If it’s really sealed, the monkey will probably be angry to death in the middle of the night.
Listening to Su Chen's words, Hou curled his lips and said in a low voice:
"They say they are here to ask for an official position, so they must listen to your arrangements."
"But first, let's make sure you don't make fun of me again."
Just in case, the monkey decided to get a vaccination first.
Otherwise, he would be given the title of Bi Ma Wen.
In that case, the monkey would probably be too angry to eat.
Glancing at the monkey that couldn't help but glance at him in a sullen voice, Su Chen pondered for a moment and then slowly said:
"Whether it is the Great Sage Qitian or the Victorious Buddha, there is no need to grant you special pardon." "How about this, how about you get the position of protector?"
Regardless of whether the origins of the first two titles are authentic or not, they have been given unique labels by monkeys.
When you mention these two names, you will subconsciously think of monkeys.
It's equivalent to a nickname made by a monkey based on his ability.
In this case, it would be meaningless for him to issue a pardon.
It's better to choose a name that monkeys don't have and be pardoned.
"Dharma protector?"
Listening to the position mentioned by Su Chen, Hou tasted the product carefully and said:
"Isn't this what the three eyes did in Journey to the West?"
"The overall situation is similar, except that it is not a heavenly protector."
Su Chen did not deny it, but pointed out the difference directly.
The idea of sealing a monkey as a protector indeed comes from Journey to the West.
The role of protector requires strong force.
Nowadays, monkeys are the strongest bearers of force.
This official is a perfect match for Monkey to be the official.
"If you are not the guardian of heaven, you can't be"
Listening to the differences pointed out by Su Chen, Hou subconsciously squinted his eyes.
A pair of small monkey eyes exuded eagerness to try.
Looking at the monkey's appearance, Su Chen said bluntly:
"The Immortal Gate Dharma Protector, or the Xuan Gate Dharma Protector!"
"In the future, the immortal magic will surely spread throughout the known universe, and all living beings may be my Xuanmen disciples."
"You are now granted the title of Taoist Protector, and all Taoist disciples are subject to your supervision."
As soon as these words came out, the eagerness in the monkey's eyes became more intense.
Looking at the monkey who couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, Su Chen smiled and asked again:
"So, is this official position satisfactory?"
"Satisfied! Of course I am satisfied."
The monkey, whose mouth had been turned into a pout, nodded repeatedly, and the smile at the corner of his mouth was even more undisguised.
For monkeys, it doesn't matter whether the official is big or not.
What matters is whether you have a face when you go out to meet someone!
If you have enough face when meeting someone, even a low-level monkey will be happy.
On the contrary, no matter how big the grade monkey is, they are not interested.
Don’t believe it? Do you think the Monkey King has any rank?
If you have to define it, this official is a super-grade existence.
I don’t have any rights, but I look nice and respectable when I go out to meet people.
This Xuanmen Dharma protector has the same principle.
Supervising all the disciples, Monkey already has a picture in his mind.
It doesn’t matter what kind of king or disciple you are, as long as you are a being who has practiced immortality.
When my grandson is in a good mood, you and I can be friends as equals.
I, Old Sun, am in a bad mood, so you have to hold the disciple ceremony respectfully!
If you are polite, we will be fine.
If you are rude, hey hey hey.
The Great Sage’s golden cudgel likes unruly rebels!
The monkey was in a good mood after receiving the official position. He glanced at no one around and said slowly:
"I, Sun, would like to ask, what are you going to do with that girl?"
Listening to the monkey's confused questions, Su Chen asked, somewhat unresponsive:
"Which girl are you referring to?"
There are too many people who can be called girls by monkeys, especially the addition of a little Ah Chai recently.
Among the already numerous candidates, there are multiple optional targets.
Seeing Su Chen's expression that didn't seem to be hypocritical, Monkey quickly added:
"The emperor's surname! The one with the way of heaven."
"You mean Lena?"
"Yes, that's her."
Seeing that Su Chen had come to his senses, the monkey nodded and lowered his voice:
"I, Old Sun, will make it clear to you first that Kyushu has a blood debt with Tiandao."
"This blood debt has been remembered by me for 1,400 years!"
(End of chapter)