Chapter 56: Attack He Yuyu? The days are getting more and more decisive!
Chapter 56: Attack He Yuyu? The days are getting more and more decisive!
"Brother Yi,"
"You are so strong, I am really worried that one day I will die of dehydration!"
I have to say,
Seeing the scared look on Lou Xiao'e's face, Xu Yi also smiled.
“It is said that there are only exhausted oxen and no plowed fields,”
"Obviously, I am more affected by the matter of paying public food."
However, when Lou Xiaoe heard this,
But she couldn't help but rolled her eyes at her husband and said quietly.
"I don't care,"
"If this continues, you might as well find me another sister to share the burden with!"
"I think... this girl Yu Yu is pretty good,"
"It's a pity that I'm a little young!"
Speaking of this, I seem to feel a little regretful.
Damn it!
It’s Xu Yi,
They were all shocked by their daughter-in-law's bold idea.
Punishment!
This is such a punishment!
The days are getting more and more decisive!
You know,
He Yuyu is not in high school yet!
In ancient times, getting married at this age was not a problem,
But this is no longer allowed now!
"Ahem,"
"Forget about the rain, I'm not in high school yet,"
"Aren't you afraid that Shazhu will fight for you?"
Although,
Xu Yi does have some thoughts about He Yuyu.
After all,
After the growth started, He Yuyu was also a cool beauty,
Although the figure is indeed a bit unsatisfactory, this kind of skinny beauty is also unique.
What's more, right now,
After becoming the little cook of Xu Yi’s family,
He Yuyu didn’t say that he was raised to be fat, but at least it wouldn’t be like in the plot,
He has a body that could easily starve a child!
"Silly pillar..."
Upon hearing this name, Lou Xiao'e seemed to have thought of something, and the tip of her nose wrinkled slightly.
"Brother Yi,"
"The deaf old lady who lives in the backyard has been coming to chat with me recently,"
"And she always talks bad about you!"
"What are you talking about? You and Xu Damao are both born bad,"
"I also cursed you with a lifeless fate, and asked me to divorce you as soon as possible while you are still young, and marry her precious grandson, Silly Zhu!"
"Who is it? This is..."
“If it weren’t for the fact that she is old and her ears are not working properly, I would not want to talk to her!”
It can be seen,
Lou Xiao'e has a very bad impression of the deaf old lady.
After all, she is not like in the plot,
Married to Xu Damao and often had conflicts with him.
On the contrary,
Now that the couple is in a relationship, how can they tolerate someone speaking ill of their husband?
As for infertility.
Thinking of how exhausted I was from being tortured every night, I almost fainted.
Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but secretly sighed.
If this can still lead to infertility,
She should be the one who needs to go to the hospital for a physical check-up!
"This old lady,"
"It seems that he is tired of living!"
Xu Yi also had a ruthless look in his eyes when he heard this.
It can be said that
The courtyard has finally calmed down in the past few days, and he has not yet caused trouble for the other party,
The deaf old lady came here to poach him,
Want to match up Silly Zhu with his wife?
hehe!
Xu Yi somewhat hopes to see it,
The deaf old lady learned that Shazhu had married a widow, and she was a widow with a baby.
What a wonderful expression it is!
Of course,
Regarding the deaf old lady, Xu Yi had no intention of letting this old pious woman go!
As soon as I thought about this,
Xu Yi also came to the backyard.
What a coincidence,
At this moment, the deaf old lady has just woken up,
In his hand, he held a large bowl of noodles that his aunt had just given him.
I have to say,
This old lady is living a very comfortable life,
Not only are Yi Zhonghai and his wife taking care of three meals a day,
Occasionally, Shazhu would cook and beat each other's teeth as a sacrifice. A thought in my mind,
A bad luck charm turned into black light and penetrated the deaf old lady's body.
The next second.
The latter felt a chill running through his body, as if he had been contaminated with something unclean.
"Hiss——"
Due to her gaze, the deaf old lady happened to see Xu Yi in front of her.
"You disrespectful little beast, I think you can still be proud of yourself for a few days!"
"Old godly woman,"
"I don't know how long I can be proud of, but I see that you have a blackened face and a bloodless face. I guess you will be better off in a few days."
"It's better to hurry up and prepare for the funeral!"
When facing the deaf old lady, Xu Yi said bluntly.
"Hmph, sharp teeth and sharp mouth!"
I have to say,
Xu Yi's words also made the deaf old lady very angry.
It stands to reason,
As a person who has lived for most of her life, she will not get angry over a few words.
Nai He is older this year,
Topics like life and death are very taboo!
Especially like Xu Yi,
He cursed her to die early and be reborn in person!
"Ouch,"
The next second, a tile from the roof fell and hit the deaf old lady's wrist.
When the latter is in pain,
The big bowl of noodles in my hand is also firmly attached to my body!
The hot deaf old lady bared her teeth!
You know,
These are freshly cooked noodles, and there is still a lot of noodle soup!
Although it is not as exaggerated as boiling water,
But the deaf old lady also felt that a large area of her body had been burned red.
"Yumei, Yumei,"
"Bring me the burn medicine quickly, I'm burned by the noodles!"
Hearing the voice of the deaf old lady,
The eldest mother also hurriedly came to the backyard.
Naturally, I felt a little distressed when I saw the broken bowl and the bowl full of noodles.
No way,
Food is very tight these days,
Today, the deaf old lady is also clamoring for noodles.
My aunt just made some white flour,
I finally made these noodles and sent them to the deaf old lady.
Results,
I couldn’t bear to take a bite of anything,
Was it wasted like this?
But she still asked quickly.
"Old lady, where are you perming? Are you okay?"
"You help me back to the room first and apply some burn medicine. Ouch, it hurts me so much!"
But I saw the deaf old lady saying,
However, in the next second, he staggered and accidentally kicked the door onto the threshold.
Suddenly,
The whole person fell firmly to the ground, and just sat down on the debris on the ground.
"Ouch, ouch, my ass!"
All of a sudden,
The deaf old lady felt like she was sitting on a hornet's nest!
He grimaced in pain and refused to say anything,
He didn't dare to move anymore for fear of causing secondary damage.
"..."
Seeing this scene,
The aunt was also dumbfounded and quickly stepped forward to help the other party.
"Old lady,"
Soon,
The aunt helped the deaf old lady and limped into the room.
As for Xu Yi,
I also left the backyard with satisfaction,
But he didn't continue to pay attention to what happened next.
Anyway,
With the lessons learned from Jia and Zhang,
This bad luck charm,
It’s enough for a deaf old lady to drink from a bottle!
I only hope that this old godly woman,
Don't die accidentally.
That would be so boring!
“Next, we can’t let Silly Zhu go!”
Although,
This matter has little to do with Shazhu,
But who told Xu Yi to retaliate against others and not allow others to miss his wife?
(End of chapter)