Chapter 12 Children are innocent
"Welcome back, master... Hey, what's wrong with your feet?"
Lin Shuang returned home and when he opened the door, he saw the school beauty maid, Tong Yao, standing at the entrance to greet him.
She had already changed into the washed maid dress, and the dryer was a great thing.
"I was bitten by a dog... huh? What did you just call me?"
Lin Shuang jumped into the house on one foot, and Tong Yao supported him, "Forget it if you didn't hear it, how could you be bitten by a dog?"
She helped him sit down, and looked closely at his feet, "Have you been vaccinated against rabies?"
Lin Shuang laughed and said, "There shouldn't be any need to spank. Puppies raised since childhood are not poisonous."
Tong Yao glanced at him, "I always feel like classmate Lin Shuang is saying something strange."
She pointed her finger at her face, the big bow on her chest undulating, "That's right, do you want to eat first or take a shower today?"
“Did you also learn this by watching videos?”
"Yes." Tong Yao's smiling eyes were like crescent moons.
"What a studious little maid, but what about the third option? Have you eaten me?"
The little maid nodded to herself, turned and walked into the kitchen, "Do you want to eat first? I'll bring it over right now. Please wait a moment."
"Don't pretend you didn't hear it! You naughty maid!"
The naughty little maid prepared eight-treasure porridge and several side dishes for dinner.
The porridge was cooked before going to class in the afternoon, and the side dishes were prepared just after returning.
Tong Yao has been doing housework since she was a child and taking care of her mother for several years, so she is already very good at these things.
Lin Shuang drank a mouthful of hot porridge with satisfaction. It was so warm and comfortable.
You can have hot food as soon as you come back. It really feels like a new home now.
I just want to ask if you have such a little maid!
The little maid Tong Yao took small bites of the cold cucumber and asked again, "Is your foot serious? Do you want to see a doctor?"
Lin Shuang waved his hand, "Don't worry, it will definitely be fine tomorrow morning."
Wasn't it just that he was stepped on hard by the black stockings and high heels again.
Madam Su Wan had stepped on him countless times since she was little, and she was very skilled at it.
What kind of force should be used to cause him pain without breaking his muscles and bones? He is as familiar with it as a mathematical formula.
How should I put it, these are childhood sweethearts.
After dinner, the little maid Tong Yao quickly put away the dishes.
Lin Shuang lay carelessly on the sofa, turned on the TV and connected the Switch.
It turns out...no, it's Zelda, start it!
Tong Yao, wearing a maid skirt, was wandering around the living room. Lin Shuang always felt like she was cosplaying a sweeping and mopping robot, wandering around the room.
"What are you doing? Don't stop me from playing games."
Lin Shuang waved the controller to express his dissatisfaction.
"Ugh...I'm looking for something to do."
Tong Yao finally stopped and looked at him eagerly with her hands on her chest.
It should be said that he is a newcomer who has just joined the job. He is so subjective and proactive.
"If you're not alive, you can do something better, like lifting up your skirt to reveal your fatness or something with a look of disgust..."
Lin Shuang was manipulating the character to fight wits and courage with the monster, occasionally turning his head to look at his little maid.
It's pleasing to the eye, and the operation feels smoother.
If he can bring his own little maid, Lin Shuang is confident that he can fight faker!
"Huh?" The little maid opened her eyes blankly, as if she didn't understand what he was saying.
"So you, the little maid, are completely inexperienced. This is also a classic required course for maids!"
"...Lift up the hem of the skirt?" Tong Yao stupidly tried to lift up a little of the hem of her skirt, revealing the black silk wrapped around her perfectly curved calves.
Lin Shuang was dumbfounded. All the game characters he controlled were hacked to death by monsters.
The little maid Tong Yao held the hem of the skirt higher and higher, and finally put down her hand in distress, "No, no, it's too weird..." Damn it, you could almost see it...
If he hadn't known that this little maid was innocent and stupid, Lin Shuang would have doubted whether she was deliberately trying to seduce him.
He laughed and said, "Don't worry, you will have more work in the future. I am determined to train you to be a perfect maid."
Tong Yao tilted her head and looked at him, "What skills are needed for a perfect maid?"
"First of all, you have to lift up your skirt and expose your fat belly in front of me with a look of disgust on your face..."
Lin Shuangsha counted his fingers thoughtfully.
"Except this first!"
"This is the introductory step... Secondly, the force value must also be passed, so that you can knock away bad guys with one punch."
It would be safer if I could take out a Gatling from under the maid's skirt...
"Knock the bad guy away with one punch?"
Tong Yao stared blankly at her soft pink fist, hesitated for a while, and then nodded, "I will work hard."
Lin Shuang finally couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud.
This little maid is too cute.
"Third... sit here now." He waved to her, as if he was kidnapping an innocent kitten with a cat teaser.
"What are you doing?" Tong Yao held the hem of her skirt, took the bait obediently, walked to him and sat down.
Then he was immediately captured by Lin Shuang's hands.
He pinched her face gently, as if squeezing a beautifully shaped cloud in the clear sky - he subconsciously felt that soft clouds should also feel like this.
A beautiful girl with invincible youth, full of collagen.
"Ugh...this is also a required course for a perfect maid..."
Tong Yao's tone changed as he pinched her face.
Lin Shuang started scratching her chin again, today's cat petting session.
"Yes."
"Ugh...you're not lying?"
"Children are innocent."
The little maid cat was slapped by the unscrupulous master until her face turned red, even her neck was red, and she weakly pushed him away.
"I'll go get a book and read it..."
Since there was no work to do, Tong Yao decided to read.
After all, she was the second-best academic in the entire major, and the first place was Lin Shuang.
She is also a Chinese language and literature major at Huaicheng University, but she is a normal teacher, while Lin Shuang is not a normal teacher.
The courses of the two majors are pretty much the same, and their grades are mixed together in the rankings.
However, their normal education department is tuition-free, and graduates will be given a teaching qualification certificate and will also be assigned school teaching positions.
Lin Shuang's non-normal department focuses on cultivating talents such as screenwriters, copywriters and literary researchers.
I can only say that the imagination is wonderful. In fact, after graduation, most students basically choose to take the exam.
It is indeed relatively easy to take exams for Chinese language majors.
After that night, Lin Shuang was happily playing games.
The little maid Tong Yao was sitting on the edge reading quietly, occasionally helping him get a glass of water.
After finally finishing today's progress, Lin Shuang turned off the TV and turned around to find the little maid supporting her chin with her hands and looking at him without blinking.
"Have you finished the beating?" She smiled softly at him, "It's time for good night, Master."
(End of chapter)