Chapter 17 V50
Lin Shuang felt that there were a lot of things that happened that day, which filled up his CPU and couldn't handle it all at once.
The kind that has to go back and grab the maid’s kitten and pet it for an hour to cure it.
But the first question now is, where is he? How to get home?
That crazy woman Xia Yubing must write down in her notebook that she left him in the wilderness like this.
Lin Shuang is a bit vindictive.
He turned on his phone and looked at the map and found that this poor place was already several miles away from home.
what to do.
Let the almighty Doraemon think of a solution.
Lin Shuang dialed Su Wan's phone number.
Soon after, Su Wan appeared in front of him riding his little electric donkey.
"Lin Dasha, you must give me a good explanation. It's really hard to find a place where a bird like you doesn't poop."
She kicked off the electric donkey's tripod, put one hand on her hips, and pointed at Lin Shuang with the other.
Lin Shuang suddenly laughed, "Your look reminds me of the time when we were kids and we didn't share the spoils equally."
In the past, Su Wan lived downstairs from Lin Shuang's house.
She grew up quickly when she was a child, and as a girl, she always develops earlier. She could reach the ground with her legs while riding on the 28-inch bar, and she always took the small Lin Shuang around to play wildly.
They go up to the house to uncover tiles and go down to the river to catch fish. They are simply a combination of devils in the big yard.
The key is that other parents can't use them as negative examples - their grades have been particularly good since they were young.
So although they are naughty, they are also kind of "other people's children".
Once, two people were fishing for tadpoles in a small river ditch.
Xiao Linshuang rummaged in the water for a while, but he didn't catch a few tadpoles. Instead, he picked up a one-yuan coin.
This is a huge sum of money.
The two happily went to buy fried stinky tofu for one yuan and eight yuan.
By the way, the price now is ten yuan and eight yuan, which is not as delicious as when I was a kid.
As a result, Xiao Linshuang, who was greedy, couldn't hold back and ate an extra piece.
At that time, little Su Wan was also sitting on the 28th big bar, pointing at him with her hands on her hips and accusing him.
It's almost the same shape as it is now.
The difference was that Xiao Suwan was still crying at that time.
Su Wan, who was sitting on the electric donkey, obviously immediately remembered that scene.
The corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, but she still kept a straight face, "Don't change the subject! I skipped class to pick you up!"
When she received a call from Lin Shuang, who was still in art appreciation class, she quietly bent down and slipped out of the back door of the classroom. Following her position, she rushed over non-stop.
If you don’t explain clearly, you must blackmail him into having a barbecue!
Lin Shuang was not as afraid of Su Wan as he was when he was a child.
When I was little, I couldn't beat her.
But now, he has grown taller than her.
"After so many years, I suddenly want to interview you, Ms. Su Wan."
Lin Shuang sat down on the back seat of the electric donkey, casually grabbed a handful of spring breeze, held it as a microphone, and handed it to her mouth.
"Why did you cry for so long just for a piece of stinky tofu?"
Su Wan slapped his hand away angrily, "What a piece of stinky tofu, you ate one more piece, and I ate two less pieces than you, inside and out!"
Hi? So that’s how it was calculated? The spicy beer is really flowing!
Lin Shuang couldn't help but applaud and exclaimed, "Wanwan is really a genius in mathematics! It's a pity that there is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics, otherwise it would have to be you."
"Of course." Su Wan raised her chin quite proudly, "I tutored you in math when you were a child." Although it was after-school tutoring, the two of them mostly read story telling or comics together.
Lin Shuang kicked his legs in the back seat, "Hurry up, little math genius!"
"What a fart! If you don't tell me clearly why you are in this miserable place, don't even think about going home!"
Su Wan turned around in the front seat, crossed her arms and stared at him.
It's like a wife tortures her husband for not coming home on time.
What kind of old couple?
Lin Shuang had no choice but to come up with his trump card, "Let's go first and eat barbecue. I will tell you slowly on the way."
When Su Wan heard the key word "barbecue", Su Wan's eyes lit up and she immediately turned back.
He moved quickly as if he was afraid that he would regret it.
The eDonkey finally started slowly.
Turned a corner and drove onto a country road.
There are many golden and clear rapeseed flowers blooming on both sides of the path, one after another shining brightly under the gentle spring breeze.
Lin Shuang and Su Wan walked through the flower field, as if they had walked into a vivid oil painting. Judging from their appearance, they must be the noble prince and lady in the famous painting.
It's a pity that their car is not a horse, but a small electric donkey, which is quite unconventional.
Su Wan was quiet in this oil painting for a while. When the electric donkey drove out of the rapeseed field, she turned from a noble lady into a resentful woman and continued to torture Lin Shuang.
"Hurry up and recruit them from the truth. Could it be that Lin Dasha was captured by some little beauty and came here to fight in some field battle?"
Lin Shuang, who was sitting in the back, was sweating profusely.
Can you guess this casually?
This childhood sweetheart Su Wan is not only a genius in mathematics, but also a genius in catching rapes?
There is a plot about the little beauty, and there is also a plot about being captured.
He actually had a battle with a few breadmen in this wilderness - even a field battle.
Good guy, all hits!
Lin Shuang spoke slowly, "Listen to me slowly."
Su Wan, who was driving the eDonkey, nodded, "Well, I'll listen to you and make it up slowly."
"Here's the thing..."
Lin Shuang started improvising directly in a eloquent tone.
"Speaking of which, when I came out of the No. 1 cafeteria after eating my favorite day lily noodles at noon, I immediately saw the back of a person who looked very much like my dearest childhood sweetheart, Su Wanwan."
"I shouted, Wanwan! But Wanwan ignored me and walked straight outside the school, dragging a suitcase."
The spring breeze blew Su Wan's silky hair and rubbed it against Lin Shuang's cheek, tickling her warmly.
Su Wan didn't interrupt him and was still humming softly.
He continued, "Of course I chased after her. I chased her to the school gate and found her carrying her suitcase and getting into a taxi."
"The taxi started with a roar!"
"I chased after you and screamed heartbreakingly."
"Wanwan! How can I live without you! Wanwan!"
What Lin Shuang said was so emotional that he even pretended to cry.
"Then I kept chasing and chasing until I got here."
After the story was told, Su Wan's song just finished humming, "Have you finished compiling it?"
"It's finished - no, there has to be an ending. I came here and picked up a letter, which was left for me by Wan Wan."
"Oh? What did you say in the letter?"
Su Wan looked interested. Today's warm sunshine made her squint her eyes.
"The letter said - today is Crazy Thursday, hurry up and make me fifty!"
(End of chapter)