Chapter 84: My feet are like frost
Lin Shuang and the stupid cat fought for three hundred rounds in the bathtub.
Although Huahua is already a very well-behaved cat, she is still a bit misbehaved when taking a bath.
Cats are very afraid of water. I heard that many cats scratch the door outside when they go to the toilet, because they are worried that they will drown in the bathroom.
Stupid cats.
But at the end of the day, Huahua does have a very docile personality, and the proprietress of the canteen who fed it before probably bathed it many times, and it has become desensitized.
It meowed and struggled a few times, then obediently cooperated with Lin Shuang and completed the bath.
Turned into a sweet-smelling kitten again.
However, just after taking a bath, the cat's fur has fallen down and is no longer fluffy. Even the most beautiful cat has become ugly and cute.
Lin Shuang wiped the cat with water and walked out of the bathroom with it in his arms, wanting to describe the cat's current appearance to sister Yan Han.
Only to find Yan Han asleep on the sofa.
Lin Shuang put the cat down at his feet, and the cat immediately made a swiping motion, shaking all the water from his trouser legs - Lin Shuang originally thought that only dogs could do this action, but he didn't expect that cats could do it too.
Another day, wait until my little maid takes a bath, and let her try to shake her hair...
Lin Shuang walked quietly to the sofa, covered Yan Han with the quilt, and then held her chin up and watched her sleeping for a while.
Why don't you drool! ——This is what Lin Shuang is thinking about.
Once when he was a child, Yan Han's sister was waiting for him to finish his homework and play with her. Wanwan was also there at the time.
Yan Han couldn't see clearly, so she was naturally exempted from homework. At that time, Xiao Lin Shuang and Xiao Su Wan were envious that she didn't have to do homework...
She got sleepy while waiting, so she fell asleep on the table. As a result, she drooled a lot and wet the homework that Lin Shuang had just written. The pencil words were smudged, so he had to write it again. articles.
Lin Shuang remembered the impression that Yan Han's sister would drool while sleeping. Later, when he grew up, he would occasionally mention it, and of course he would be punched and kicked by Yan Han.
Why are you just watching? ——This is what Yan Han, who is pretending to sleep, is thinking about.
Yes, Yan Han was pretending to sleep. In the novels she had listened to recently, when a girl fell asleep on the sofa, the hero would gently carry her princess to the bed.
So she had an idea and started pretending to be asleep on the spot.
But she didn't succeed. Lin Shuang just sat quietly next to her, looked at her for a while, and then went to the kitchen to prepare lunch.
As soon as Lin Shuang left, Yan Han sat up, curled his lips and punched the pillow.
The still wet kitten innocently passed by the sofa and was caught in her arms.
She whispered, "Huahua, the twin brothers are so annoying..."
The innocent little kitten let out a "meow?" and shook her head, splashing water on her face.
"...Huahua is so annoying!"
Until lunch, Lin Shuang still felt that Yan Han's sister seemed a little angry for no reason.
I don’t know what she’s angry about…huh? It probably has nothing to do with him.
After finishing the meal and clearing the dishes, before leaving, Lin Shuang originally wanted to mention that her eyes could be cured.
But after thinking about it, I gave up.
When her parents were still alive, they took Yan Han to see countless regular doctors and tried many strange folk remedies.
A lot of money was spent, but it was of no use. More authoritative ophthalmologists came to the conclusion that the current technology was ineffective.
After that, Yan Han was very resistant to mentioning any more treatment for her eyes.
It's better to wait until you get System Girl's special medicine before telling her.
Now the "perfect maid training mission" is progressing smoothly. The little maid Tong Yao has taken several training classes with Xia Yixin, and the progress bars have increased a bit.
I believe that the day when sister Yan Han will see the light of day again will not be too far away. Lin Shuang pondered for a while, and what he said became, "Xiaohan, I will come and see you more."
Yan Han lowered his head and tapped his toes, "I don't want you to come."
……
In the afternoon, Lin Shuang went back to school to attend class.
He seems to have missed a lot of classes recently, but he is not advanced in mathematics at all, so he will not miss a class and have no idea what the teacher is talking about.
The literature teacher on the podium talked about "Jiangnan", a Han Yuefu folk song, and the Southern Dynasties Yuefu folk song "Xizhou Song", which also describes Jiangnan: "The south wind knows my will and blows my dreams to Xizhou" has always been Lin Shuang's favorite poem.
The teacher further diverged and talked about Li Taibai's "Five Poems for Yue Women" written about Jiangnan.
"The children of Wu have a long history, and their eyebrows are bright and beautiful."
"My feet are like frost on my clogs, and I don't have crow's head socks on."
Okay, okay, Shixian also likes the feet of beautiful girls. He is indeed Lin Shuang's favorite poet.
He has the same hobbies as the great poet, so he is equal to the great poet!
Lin Shuang wrote down this poem, and his phone vibrated.
It's time for a good and sensible apprentice to pay tribute every day.
In today's selfie, this Reimu is wearing a "vicious" cosplay costume of a ship girl.
The most eye-catching thing about this cosplay outfit is indeed the semi-transparent white stockings that wrap the whole leg.
Through the white silk stockings, you can vaguely see the girl's delicate white skin.
My good disciple’s legs are also very well-proportioned. The calves are thin and the thighs are meaty. They look and feel good.
Lin Shuang glanced at the poem he had just copied and replied to Lingmeng, "What a good disciple."
"Master, you can just ask me! But I can't work overtime unless I treat you to meat buns."
"I won't work overtime today. I just learned a new skill recently."
"Then what's the new skill? Master."
"My teacher is somewhat interested in palm reading, but young people nowadays don't believe in it, and I also think that there is a limit to palm reading."
"Master, what exactly do you want to say!"
"Look at the feet."
On the other side of the phone, in front of the full-length mirror, Reimu's feet wrapped in white stockings stamped on the floor.
She couldn't help but think of a joke.
[I met a man. He talked to me about Schopenhauer, Freud, Zhuangzi, and Nietzsche. We talked about literature, philosophy, and ideals of life.
The next night, he said, look...]
Now this abominable master can be well integrated into this joke!
On the first day they met, he treated her to meat steamed buns. On the second day, they chatted about the second dimension and magical girls.
On the third day, he said, look at your feet!
Lingmeng pouted, picked up his feet and took a look. The white silk soles had pink cat paw pads, which were super cute.
She replied, "Boss, you really want to hide the rules for me, a poor employee!"
Lin Shuang smiled and said, "I am just a kind-hearted master who wants to care about the physical condition of my good disciple!"
"...No, today's selfie has already been sent. There is only one selfie per day! I will send it to you another day!"
What a hair! Lin Shuang originally just wanted to make a joke with her.
Okay, okay, you are such a sensible and good disciple.
(End of chapter)