Chapter 318 They say candied haws are sweet
"The more sacred something looks, the more interesting it is to destroy it! For example, magical girls and tentacles, and those nun-themed things..."
On the road in the middle of the night, Lin Shuangzheng was passionately promoting his book theory to Xiao Lingmeng.
"Didn't Lu Xun also say that tragedy is the destruction of valuable things for people to see? Magical girls and tentacles are the perfect embodiment of this theory!"
Lu Xun really said this!
"...I think Mr. Lu Xun's words were definitely not meant for you, Master, to use in this way!"
"Being a teacher is called applying what you have learned, drawing inferences from one example! Learn from it, little disciple!"
Little Reimu sat in his arms and nodded with a smile, "Master, I understand. I have several sets of magical girl and nun clothes. Which one do you want to see?"
"That's right, my disciple, you are very enlightened!"
Lin Shuang rubbed her little face, "But then again, aren't nuns generally possessed of great evil?"
Little Reimu stretched out her hand to comfort herself at the airport where she was being questioned, "Damn it! I can use a mat! I can also wear prosthetic breasts!"
"...can it really be that big?"
"Hmph, Master, don't you know something about this? No matter how evil it is, it can be cosplayed, right?"
Little Reimu was quite proud, "So, as I own an airport, I can adjust the model size at will, but a girl who is born huge and evil cannot turn it into an airport - airports really have huge advantages!"< br>
"...As long as you are happy."
"Huh, Master really likes the big ones."
"No way, I have completely bowed to the power of the airport god~"
"Master! Be careful, I'll cry for you!"
Little Lingmeng smiled and hugged Lin Shuang's head, letting him feel her exclusive airport runway.
She held him down slightly with her hand, allowing him to have close contact with the runway. "It's obviously still a little curved!"
And Lin Shuang seemed to have discovered two blind spots! What ran over his face!
There seems to be something that can cause turbulence on the runway!
"...Little Lingmeng, you are using a band-aid again!"
"Well, since I helped Master heal his injuries last time, I have been keeping two of them with me so that I can help Master heal at any time."
"What a good apprentice who thinks about his master!"
It's a pity that Lin Shuang was not slandered by the witch today~
If I had known, I would have asked Wanwan to give him a sip before going out.
Xiao Han is not very good at biting him, but will gently scratch him like a kitten, leaving some shallow scratches.
As soon as I woke up, those scratches were almost gone.
Lin Shuang waved the "Elder Wand" and held Lingmeng in his arms on the unlit path, walking for a while under the bright moonlight. In front of him was a crossroads where midnight snack carts gathered.
Little Reimu jumped out of his arms, held his hand and continued walking forward.
“Such midnight snack carts are generally delicious.”
"Well, would you like some midnight snacks?"
"No, I've been fed so much by Mama Yao~ Mama Yao's cooking skills are so good!"
The chat between the two was overheard by the aunt selling candied haws on the roadside.
The aunt smiled and asked for customers, "As a father, do you want to give your daughter a bunch of candied haws on a stick? Just don't let mom know and eat it secretly~"
Lin Shuang and Ling Meng were stunned for a moment before they realized that their aunt was talking to them.
——Is he already a father at such a young age?
——But Reimu is obviously a few years older than him, she is his sister!
This contrast is really... amazing!
Little Reimu is wearing a cute Lolita princess dress, small leather shoes, and white socks with lace. Her small hand held Lin Shuang's hand firmly, and she kept looking up at him with her little face raised - she really looked like a little girl who was completely dependent on him.
Little Lingmeng got into the act right then and there, grabbing his hand and shaking it, and started acting coquettishly, "Dad~ I want to eat candied haws~"
The clamping was so severe that the voice sounded like that of a three-year-old baby!
The aunt smiled crookedly and said, "Oh, what a cute little girl."
Lin Shuang had no choice but to laugh and follow along, and even cleared his throat to make his voice sound more mature.
"Then let's have a strawberry."
Little Lingmeng was still holding the special folder, "Dad~Dad is so nice~"
"Okay, rock sugar strawberries cost five yuan a piece~"
Probably because Little Reimu is so cute, Auntie gave me an extra bunch of rock candy oranges, "I'm going to close the stall now, so I'll give you an extra bunch."
Lin Shuang played the role of a strict father and took a picture of Xiao Lingmeng, "Why don't you say thank you, auntie."
"Thank you, Auntie~"
"You're welcome! You're so good~"
——This little Reimu can definitely play the role of a little girl!
Next time Wanwan and their crew have a role for a little girl, let Reimu do it!
Smiling and waving two candied haws, Little Lingmeng opened her hands towards Lin Shuang again, "Dad, give me a hug~"
...Why are you still addicted?
Lin Shuang picked her up, and she fed him a mouthful of strawberries with rock sugar, smiled and asked in a low voice, "Master, don't you feel guilty?"
"...I don't even dare to kiss you today."
"Don't do that kind of thing!"
Lingmeng came over and took a sip from the corner of his mouth. It was sticky with rock sugar and very sweet.
Lin Shuang quickened his pace - someone was already looking at him strangely!
Wait and see if someone calls the police! Let him explain!
Turning into a deserted alley, Lin Shuang waved her hand and gave her a "pop~".
"Little Lingmeng, have you brought your ruler?"
"Dad is going to hit me again!"
"...I will definitely beat you up!"
"No, no, I'm going to file a complaint with Mother Yao!"
"Ayao knows that we ate two bunches of candied haws so late at night, so she will definitely tell us..."
I also need to catch him and brush his teeth a few more times... huh? It feels good...
"That's right, then don't tell Mama Yao~"
After a few more laughs, and after eating two bunches of candied haws, little Lingmeng fell from his arms.
This intersection where night snack stalls gather is very lively, and there is a long stretch of road lined with carts further ahead.
Many young people gather here to drink some late beer and chat with friends; there are also many working overtime workers who just got off work and have a light meal here.
Lin Shuang really liked the smell of fireworks, which was lively and harmonious, but it would not be very harmonious if he met people who were drunk and making trouble.
I don't know what happened before, but when Lin Shuang and Xiao Lingmeng passed by this seemingly peaceful barbecue stall, they heard a woman suddenly shouting violently.
"Why don't you fight back when they come to harass me? Are you such a coward? Huh?"
Lin Shuang was stunned for a moment: Isn't this Ma Xiaofang's voice?
Lin Shuang was impressed by her vixen howl!
(End of chapter)