Chapter 98 Why don’t you laugh? Is it because you are born not to laugh?
At 5 p.m., Xu Qingzhou also returned to Dormitory 101, only to realize that he was the last one to arrive.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw a large suitcase lying across the middle of the dormitory with a bunch of things on it, all of which were food.
"Tolls!" Xu Zhengyang was sitting at the door, looking as if he would hand over his things and not kill him.
Xu Qingzhou took the rabbit head out of his bag and threw it to Xu Zhengyang, "Call daddy."
"Go, go, go!"
Kong Xianbo brought Quyang Yali, and Zhai Ziqiang brought some homemade bacon and red dates grown at home.
So, there was an extra pile of food on the suitcase. Spicy rabbit head, bacon, pears, and a box of the most authentic Kyoto roast duck that Xu Zhengyang swore by.
"What is this?" Kong Xianbo poked the rabbit's head, feeling a little scary.
Xu Qingzhou put down the things and said, "Would you like to eat all the rabbit heads?"
"I haven't eaten it but I can try it." Kong Xianbo admitted that he had heard of it but had never eaten it. Moreover, rabbits are quite cute.
"You're in for a treat tonight." Xu Zhengyang took a photo, and Xu Qingzhou vaguely saw that he sent it to two girls. He was surprised that this guy didn't really want to be a wolf warrior.
Xu Qingzhou thought for a while and suggested: "Old Xu, let's go get some drinks?"
There was food but no wine, so the food tasted bland. He really missed the days when he had drinks with his roommates in college.
"Ah? Drinking?" Zhai Ziqiang hesitated.
Xu Zhengyang slapped his thigh, feeling that Xu Qingzhou's words woke up the dreamer, "Okay, as soon as school starts, I should get some wine."
"Let's get some more food." Xu Qingzhou glanced at the things on the suitcase and felt that it was almost boring.
"Lao Kong, you go buy some snacks, grilled skewers, cold dishes, etc. Lao Xu and I will buy wine and some snacks."
"Okay." Kong Xianbo thought it was OK. They didn't seem to drink much in their dormitory.
Seeing that everyone agreed, Zhai Ziqiang also nodded.
Xu Qingzhou and Xu Zhengyang came to the supermarket next to the school.
"Wusu." Xu Zhengyang's eyes scanned the shelves and finally stopped on the wine bottle with a red cap. "When I was reading, I heard about the deadly Wusu."
"Is one box not enough?"
"If it's not enough, come back and buy more." Xu Qingzhou stopped Xu Zhengyang from wanting to buy more.
Zhai Ziqiang had three bottles of beer, Kong Xianbo had four bottles, and the remaining two bottles were divided between them. Although they are very healthy now, they haven't developed their drinking capacity yet, and they will definitely not be as good as in their previous lives.
Moreover, drinking is the most comfortable thing when you are tipsy. Drinking too much is not good for your health.
Xu Qingzhou bought some more peanuts, melon seeds, potato chips, and a deck of playing cards. One of them carried wine, and the other carried snacks back to the dormitory.
Half an hour later, the dormitory was ready, with two large suitcases stacked on top of each other and filled with snacks and drinks.
"We are drinking in the dormitory like this. Where is the dormitory uncle?" Zhai Ziqiang was still a little worried.
Xu Zhengyang joked: "What, you still want to get the dormitory manager to come with you?"
Xu Qingzhou said with a smile: "Don't worry, no one will care. As long as you don't do it too late, it will be enough to disturb the sleeping next door."
"Open up, open up!"
Xu Zhengyang opened a bottle first.
The gatherings at this time were still very pure, and there was no trace of being beaten by society on anyone's body. The topics of conversation were inseparable from girls, grades, and weird things encountered in the club.
After drinking for a while, the atmosphere finally picked up.
He started talking about his own family again.
For example, Xu Zhengyang's family accumulated seven or eight houses. His grandfather started speculating in houses, and his father also joined him. However, he encountered a crisis and sold many houses.
Another example is when Zhai Ziqiang talked about how much effort it took for his family to support his studies and how difficult it was.
Kong Xianbo seemed to think of something sad, and his whole body became sentimental, and he kept drinking.
Xu Qingzhou listened quietly, feeling quite emotional in his heart. No matter how much he complained, when he recalled it in the future, he would still feel that his time in college was wonderful.
Zhai Ziqiang hadn't finished the third bottle and was already lying on the table next to him to get ready for bed.
Only three people, Xu Qingzhou, were still fighting.
It was approaching 10 o'clock, after three rounds of drinking, Xu Qingzhou came back from using the toilet, and suddenly found that Xu Zhengyang was the only one still drinking.
"Where's Lao Kong?" Xu Qingzhou asked. Xu Zhengyang pointed to the door, "Call outside."
Xu Qingzhou went over and found Kong Xianbo sitting at the door, crying, "Yunfei, I really, really miss you."
Xu Qingzhou: "."
The impact in the corridor was not good, Xu Qingzhou called Xu Zhengyang, and the two of them pulled Kong Xianbo back to the dormitory.
"Who is Yunfei?"
"My deskmate." Kong Xianbo looked lonely, and it was obvious that he was seriously injured.
"Old Kong, tell me, brothers, listen." Xu Zhengyang patted Kong Xianbo's shoulder. As he spoke, he turned on the camera of his mobile phone and secretly placed it on the table beside him.
The thing is very simple. Kong Xianbo fell in love for the first time, and they were ambiguous for a while, but in the end they didn't get together.
Xu Qingzhou clicked his tongue, unable to tell that Lao Kong was still infatuated.
However, when you are drunk, it is best to throw your phone away. After all, there is no guarantee that you will not do something stupid.
Leaving Kong Xianbo to lean on the chair and feel alone, Xu Zhengyang opened two more bottles and said, "Old Xu, let's continue drinking."
"Are you okay?" Xu Qingzhou was also a little lighthearted.
"Okay, why not!" After Xu Zhengyang finished speaking, he sighed: "Old Xu, actually I really admire you a little bit. How can I put it? I feel that you are different from us, you are very mature, like... Yes, it's like My dad’s kind.”
"You want to recognize me as your adoptive father?"
Xu Qingzhou was really afraid that this guy would suddenly recognize his family.
"roll!"
Hearing this, Xu Qingzhou breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he was still awake.
At 11 o'clock in the evening, Zhai Ziqiang went to bed. He could faintly hear snoring, and Kong Xianbo was holding his mobile phone and typing with his fingers.
When Xu Qingzhou came out of the toilet, he saw Xu Zhengyang lying on the ground, paddling back and forth with his hands. After paddling for a while, he would raise his head and exhale before continuing.
"Old Xu, what are you doing?"
"Holy shit, why the hell are you standing on the water!"
Xu Qingzhou: "."
The night passed.
Xu Qingzhou woke up at around 6 o'clock in the morning with a slight headache. When he came out of the shower, he saw Kong Xianbo leaning on the bed and recalling what happened last night. He seemed to have thought of something. He quickly picked up his phone, and then his expression suddenly changed. , such as mourning an heir.
One night of extroversion can lead to a lifetime of introversion.
Xu Qingzhou shook his head and sighed. Seeing others still lying on the bed, he went to buy some porridge for everyone.
"Old Xu, you took all the money last night?" Xu Zhengyang was a little bit fragmented. He only remembered that the two dishmen had fallen, leaving only him and Xu Qingzhou, but he couldn't remember what happened after that.
Xu Qingzhou nodded, looked at Xu Zhengyang who was drinking porridge, and asked seriously: "Do you remember what happened last night, right?"
"What happened?"
"You want to recognize me as your adoptive father, and I agree." Xu Qingzhou looked a little embarrassed. This guy was the most careless. He kept trying to lie down on the ground and couldn't hold him back even if he tried to teach him how to swim.
Of course, as for the adoptive father and the like, it's nonsense, this guy doesn't remember it anyway.
"impossible!"
Xu Zhengyang's face turned red, but he suddenly remembered last night's clip in his mind. It seemed that the word "adopted father" really existed. Damn it, did he really recognize his adopted father last night? !
"Old Xu, don't take the nonsense you talk while drunk so seriously..."
Xu Qingzhou smiled and looked at him without speaking.
Xu Zhengyang gritted his teeth and said, "I'll cover breakfast for the next week!"
Xu Qingzhou nodded with satisfaction, secretly thinking that this was pretty much it.
Looking at Xu Zhengyang's deflated look, Zhai Ziqiang couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. The corners of Kong Xianbo's mouth also cracked. But when he saw the mobile phone beside him, he felt cold and discouraged, feeling that he was not as good as Xu Zhengyang.
"Funny, but"
With a dark face, Xu Zhengyang focused his fire on Kong Xianbo and asked with squinted eyes: "Old Kong, why are you looking so serious? Do you not like to laugh?"
(End of chapter)