Chapter 1 I am wicked!
North Spring City Grand Theater, there will be a cross talk performance here today, which is the last stop of this year's popular ten-city tour of Deyun Society.
At this time, Guo Degang backstage was sweating profusely and pacing around in the dressing room.
There was a "dang, dangdang" knock on the door of the dressing room. Guo Degang hurriedly stepped forward to open the door. A young man with handsome features and a look like the movie star Azu came in: "Senior brother!"
"Junior brother, you're finally here!" Guo Degang breathed a sigh of relief.
In the dressing room, several students from the Yunzi and Hezi departments immediately bowed to him: "Uncle Master!"
"Sorry, I called you here at such an impromptu moment!" Guo Degang patted Qi Long on the shoulder and invited him inside.
"Originally, I was going to come as an audience to support you!" Qi Long waved his hand nonchalantly: "Who should I go with?"
"He, Jin Henan, his partner has acute gastroenteritis. He really can't hold on any longer. If there is any way, he will call you to come to the rescue!" Guo Degang waved, and a tall and thin young man came over.
He bowed deeply to Qi Long, who was about the same age as him: "Hello, uncle!"
"Oh, Mr. Jinmen Jin's grandson, I know you!" Qi Long smiled and nodded. He had seen the video of this buddy's small theater on the Internet.
More than a year ago, Qi Long was in a car accident. Fortunately, he saved his life and lay in the hospital for a long time.
When he has nothing to do, he just listens to crosstalk on his mobile phone.
What surprised him was that after the car accident, a software called BLBL appeared on his phone. The videos in it were all from a planet called Earth.
This earth is similar to their blue star, a parallel world.
Only he can see the videos in the software. If he is watching the video, others will see the cross talk of this world playing on the screen of his mobile phone.
Through that software, he saw the Deyun Society cross talk in another world.
Among them, there are many crosstalk actors who have developed their own styles and are popular among the audience. They have also learned and absorbed a lot of new things.
The only uncomfortable thing is that each video you watch costs one coin. If you don’t put in the coin, you won’t be able to watch it.
As for coins, you can only get one passively when you go online every day. This makes him have to do a multiple-choice question every day.
On the way, he once saw something about Deyun and his son becoming enemies, and he clicked on it out of curiosity. Got in.
As a result, the AI voice in the video was talking for three minutes, without any solid information or evidence, and it was all speculation.
In that world, the Deyun Club was not well-received by its peers, and the team leader Guo also did a lot of inconsistent things, but the problem was that it had nothing to do with the world he lived in.
Although this world There are also cases where apprentices leave and peers shun each other, but I still have good relations with some cross talk groups.
For example, Qi Long's cross talk club in Jin Province, Qingqu Club in Shaanxi Province, the second class in the imperial capital, etc. are all very good.
My senior brother in this world, Guo Degang, is still a relatively pure crosstalk actor.
I have never done anything like saying that I am the son-in-law of the Hui people and endorsing pork head meat, opening a branch venue on the same street of other people's cross talk clubs, copying other people's Internet jokes and saying that they are just fans.
In short, apart from their similar names and looks, Lao Guo from the two worlds does completely different things.
Reading these gossips allowed him to satisfy his curiosity for a while, but in fact he wasted coins in vain, and he regretted it after reading it.
If only there was a way to get coins.
【噔】
Qi Long's cell phone rang. He picked it up and saw that it was an announcement from BLBL.
[It is detected that the host is about to take the stage. Everyone who is amused by your performance and sincerely praises it will provide a coin]
oh?
Qi Long was overjoyed, there was such a good thing.
If that's the case, I can't honestly do a traditional cross talk.
There are many people who listen to cross talk these days. For example, "On Peng Dou", which he will partner with Jin Henan, is even more famous. Without something new, how can the audience really praise it?
"Uncle Master, let's fight for a while, shall we?"
"Okay, I just have a little suggestion." Qi Long looked at Jin Henan with a kind smile. This kid comes from a cross talk family, but his basic skills are not very good, and he has a lot of baggage that he doesn't think he can talk about very well.
This is a matter of crosstalk and rhythm.
Generally speaking, such a funny actor who is full of cinders, has no willows, and is not happy will not be brought out for commercial performances, so he should continue to polish his skills in a small theater.
But Jin Henan's grandfather was once kind to Team Leader Guo, so he was brought here by Lao Guo.
If the tease is boring, then you have to rely on praise. By rummaging through the baggage and almost throwing the teaser off the stage, the audience has a new feeling of bullying the teaser actor together with the complimentary actor, and then achieves the effect of 1+1>2.
Qi Long arrived in a hurry. Not long after he changed into his coat, the performance was about to begin.
The host came to the stage and held up the microphone: "Now please enjoy the cross talk, "On Ping Tiao", performers: Jin Henan, Qi Long!"
The audience gave encouraging applause.
There is no way, everyone comes here mainly for Guo Degang and his apprentice Yue Yunpeng, who has become popular this year. The other actors do not know them.
As Jin Henan and Qi Long appeared on the stage, many viewers couldn't help but look at the handsome Qi Long.
It’s not that I’m a nymphomaniac, I’m just curious about who this is. I’ve never heard of it. Has Deyun Society already received Long Zi Ke?
"Thank you, everyone, thank you, thank you, thank you for your warm applause!" Jin Henan's arms were shaking under his nervous coat.
On such a big stage, the person standing next to him was not his original partner, so naturally he felt unsure.
Qi Long, who was clearing the table, immediately turned around and questioned Jin Henan: "How enthusiastic is this?"
There was slight laughter from below, and then everyone clapped together. This time it was obviously much louder than the encouraging applause just now.
When an actor is on stage, it is very important to receive feedback from the audience. If the place explodes, no matter what, the audience will be happy. On the other hand, if the performance is muddy, no matter what, the audience will not be happy.
Cross talk is not fun, then it is too fun
Such a little trick to get applause relieved Jin Henan's nervousness a lot, and he continued to introduce himself. He first said his name, and then pointed at Qi Long :
"Let me introduce this person, Zhu Qilong!" Jin Henan's subconscious muscle reaction made him say the last name of his partner.
Qi Long instantly regarded this mistake as a burden and said, "Hey, is Zhu Qilong serious? My partner must be named Zhu? My last name is Qi, Qi Longzhu!"
After he finished speaking righteously, the audience burst into laughter, "Dragon Balls?"
Hearing the laughter of the audience, Qi Long looked at the audience in shock, and then he looked like he had reacted and said hurriedly: "Bah, if it doesn't matter about Zhu, my name will be Qi Long! "
"Yes, yes, Qi Long, when you hear his name, you must also know that our Deyun Club, Yunhe Jiuxiao, Longteng Xihai, this is a student of Longzi Branch!" Jin Henan quickly took it.
Master Shishu is so stable, I made a mistake and immediately caught up!
“Hey, that’s nonsense!” Qi Long tugged at Jin Henan: “Even if I’m a member of the Dragon family, I still have a three-character name. What’s my name, Qi Long?”
As he spoke, he made a circle with his hand on the table, reminding Jin Henan.
The hands are on the table and cannot be seen by the audience because of the height of the stage.
Jin Henan was also smart and immediately said with a matter-of-fact expression: "Qi Longzhu!"
The audience burst into laughter immediately, and this slip of the tongue immediately turned into a designed little baggage, which was still being turned over and over.
Yue Yunpeng, who was also listening in the background, curiously asked Guo Degang: "Master, are they really working together temporarily? Why do they feel like there is a text?"
"Now hang up, in just a few minutes, how can I get this right? Listen carefully, my junior brother belongs to the ancestor who chases after him to feed him. It's all trivial. You should learn from it and take a look. How can your uncle talk about crosstalk in a proper manner!"
On the stage, Qi Long stopped Jin Henan's words: "Please pay attention, I am uncle, I care about your master, just call that fat little black guy senior brother, he is a virtuous man!"
The cross talk characters in this world are different from the other cross talk characters on the BLBL software. Qi Long and Guo Degang use the German character.
With the words "Little Black Fatty", the audience below laughed again.
"Then why didn't you change your name?"
"I have no virtue!" Qi Long spread his hands and said matter-of-factly.
The audience burst into laughter. It was the first time I had seen someone talk about his evil deeds so confidently.
(End of chapter)