Chapter 10 Tea Bowl Allegro
It’s so hot that it’s about to explode. This is the most interesting burden of this short cross talk. After that, it’s time to get to work. The two prepared the Allegro "Tongrentang", and Qi Long also showed off his unique skills: Teacup Allegro.
That is, the tapping of the tea bowl is used to simulate the sound of Allegro, and the singing is performed while playing.
He claimed that his tea bowl was about to explode due to the heat, and he wanted to perform but he had no props. However, Gao Dongqiang said that he had brought them with him as if to show off.
Then just when Qi Long was a little at a loss, he handed the teacup to his hand.
Qi Long looked at the tea bowls, looked at the audience, and turned one tea bowl upside down on the other, a little apart, so that the walls of the upper and lower tea bowls touched, and then made a "clunking" and "clunking" sound.
Next is the tea lid. Use the tea lid to knock the bottom of the buckled tea bowl to make a crisp sound.
The continuous sound is the short board, and the tea lid hitting the bottom of the bowl is the long board.
The fight just started.
"Hey, you really know how to do it, but you're going to have to play the Allegro, you teacup?"
When Gao Dongqiang asked the question, Qi Long's movements changed his rhythm. He touched the tea bowl up and down twice first, and then clicked the tea lid. It immediately felt like Allegro, and the tea lid could be knocked upright, making a crisp sound. It's a different sound when it hits it, and it's another sound when it's knocked on the bottom bowl.
After such a dozen, the flowers of Allegro are here!
"Okay!" There are people in my colleagues below who like to cheer for me, so they cheered!
At this time, Gao Dongqiang also took out his own Allegro: "Don't play by yourself, come with me. How do I play, what do you play? Do you dare?"
"No problem!" Qi Long nodded.
The two brothers showed off their allegro on the stage. Gao Dongqiang played one section, and Qi Long played it again with the same rhythm points.
The colleagues in the audience went from surprise to admiration, and finally applauded together.
This is indeed a real skill. It doesn’t depend on who your master is. You won’t be able to do it without some effort.
"I said let's not fight. Why don't we use the board to count the treasures for everyone? What do you think?" Qi Long said.
"Okay, let's go!"
It’s different from the previous battle board, where the two people are in sync with each other’s rhythm. The sound of the teacup tapping is exactly the same as the allegro tapping sound. If it weren’t for the difference in the sound, it would be as if it was made by the same person. Similar.
The Allegro's voice gradually became quieter, and Qi Long sang Shu Lai Bao into the microphone: [Tongrentang was originally an old medicine shop.]
This is a long section of Allegro, with basically no rest in the middle. The first half tells a story. The King of Medicine saved the Queen with his superb medical skills. The Emperor was overjoyed and gave him a yellow robe. At this time, the military commander was not happy. I After fighting for so long, I still don’t have a yellow robe.
Lord Yao offered the yellow robe to Yaowang Pavilion and settled the dispute.
This section was sung by Qi Long. After singing, Gao Dongqiang seamlessly connected and sang the second half:
[Your old business had a cabinet]
In the second half, I cleverly used the names of some Chinese medicines and made up a short story to connect them together.
For example: [There are cloves, go to deliver the letter, Ginseng is sitting in the lobby, the Buddha picks up the licorice stick, and hits the tangerine peel with the stick]
Of course, there are many kinds of traditional Chinese medicine in China, and it is impossible to sing them all with just one paragraph of Shu Lai Bao.
[I am determined to continue singing the name of the medicine, and I won’t be able to finish singing until tomorrow. What I sing is:]
After Dong Qiang finished singing this line, the two of them raised their hands to the audience at the same time, and then they raised their hands to the audience and said in unison:
"I wish you good health, happiness and longevity!" At this point, the cross talk ended. The judges in the audience all smiled and applauded, and some of the audience members had already stood up (most of them were younger than Qi Long and a few of their peers) and applauded. !
“It’s a very good cross talk. It has both jokes and skills. It’s great!” One of the judges picked up the microphone and showed his score: 9.825 points!
Another judge followed closely: "Chawan Allegro is really uncommon. It's really unexpected to see me here. Qi Long, I will remember you!"
After speaking, he also showed the score: 9.780 points.
The third judge praised the tacit understanding between the two of them. In such a long Allegro, there was no deviation between the two. When the tea bowl on the left was ringing, the Allegro on the right was ringing. It was a perfect cooperation.
This one gave a high score of 9.875 points.
The fourth judge said that they all talked about Allegro, and he talked about the front part. Until now, when he looked at Dong Qiang’s face, the sentence echoed in his mind: Turn on the air conditioner!
It can be said that the cross talk between the two was quite successful and left a deep memory for the audience. It was a successful cross talk.
This one gave a score of 9.760.
The last judge, Shi Shengjie, smiled kindly: "Qi Long is the child I watched grow up. You may not know that he had a serious car accident a year ago and was hospitalized for a long time. I am I really didn’t expect that he didn’t lose any effort during this period, but became even more diligent. This kid is successful!”
"Thank you, uncle" Qi Long bowed immediately.
In fact, he didn't want to mention the car accident a year ago. It was like being miserable and there was no need. But when the judges mentioned it, he couldn't do anything.
Shi Shengjie came to show the score board, maybe to avoid suspicion, he gave the lowest score in the game: 9.600 points.
There are only five judges in total, so there is no operation to remove the highest and lowest scores. The scores of the five judges are added up and divided by five. The final score of the two judges is 9.768 points.
This score is already very high. According to the experience of previous cross talk competitions, a score of 9.75 or above is basically a must for advancement!
Qi and Gao also breathed a sigh of relief, bowed their thanks, and then left the stage.
When they returned to the auditorium, several comedians also greeted them and praised them sincerely:
"Man, you are so awesome!"
"It's amazing, I admire you!"
"That's so damn good!"
The two of them thanked each other and sat down. Qi Long took out his mobile phone. When he saw more than 130 coins freshly entered into his account, he knew that many crosstalk actors were indeed surprised by his unique skill of Tea Bowl Allegro.
Crosstalk is a burdensome thing, but no one may be convinced by it. They can say it is a problem with the text.
But with the real skills in his hands and his words, he had to accept it!
Qi Long turned off his mobile phone. Although he now wanted to watch videos from another world, after all, others were performing and he still had to respect them.
Different from the explosive opening between the two of them, the performance of the crosstalk actors after that was much worse.
He is so arrogant, has a slurred speech, and can overturn his tongue twisters; he is too nervous and speaks in a cadence like a middle school student performance presenter; his voice breaks when he sings high notes.
Car rollovers like this happen from time to time.
These ratings for cross talk actors are naturally far inferior to those of Qi Long and others.
"Isn't this recommended? How did you pass the preliminary round?" Gao Dongqiang didn't understand and frowned.
"I can only say that cross talk is no longer popular. If you have time to be an anchor or talk show, is it not as profitable as talking about cross talk? There are fewer and fewer people who can calm down and study hard and work hard!" Qi Long He whispered back.
Gao Dongqiang nodded in agreement: "Well, no wonder it hasn't been held for several years. There are no outstanding players anymore!"
(End of chapter)