Chapter 24 I dare to fly a plane while drunk!
That day's cross talk performance began. Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang followed the same rules and performed second to last. Team leader Meng Hetang was still the main performer.
The order is Qin Xiaoxian, Shang Jiuxi, Jin Henan, Qi Long. Like this.
The performance of several apprentice nephews was pretty good. Although Qin Xiaoxian had not yet perfected his basic skills, his partner was able to hold the stage and performed a well-behaved performance.
To be honest, Qi Long couldn't understand some of Shang Jiuxi's baggage. Most of the audience was not amused by him on the commercial stage before.
But in the small theater, all these baggage came out, and the effect was pretty good.
Maybe some of the people who come here to watch his cross talk are those who like him. If the audience likes you, listens to you, and understands your style, then the baggage that cannot amuse others can amuse these audiences.
This is fine, but if you want to go to a bigger stage, you need to arrange the baggage well so that most passers-by can feel the laughter.
It is worth mentioning Jin Henan and Zhu Hecong. Zhu Hecong developed the structural art of cross talk on stage and carried out all kinds of evil things.
Jin Henan said: "I wanted to write a word, but I forgot the word when I picked up the pen!"
Zhu Hecong, who didn't play by the rules, responded directly: "Then put down your pen!"
Jin Henan was immediately dumbfounded, and the audience burst into laughter at this unexpected baggage-turning technique.
"Who did you learn this from?" Jin Henan asked.
Zhu Hecong pointed to the backstage: "Uncle Master, what a great effect it is for Uncle Master to turn over the burden like this. I am also doing it for our performance, to give more exciting and funny cross talk to the audience. Don't you think I am doing something wrong?"
He also made a wave of value, leaving Jin Henan speechless again.
After such a scene, the cross talk between the two broke the traditional kind of teasing and bullying, and turned into a kind of teasing and teasing with the audience. The audience had a strong sense of participation and bursts of laughter. The only one who felt uncomfortable was Jin Henan. I was confused by my partner in various ways.
"You led another one bad!" Listening to the cross talk at the front desk, Gao Dong emphasized his partner.
Qi Long spread his hands: "How good is the effect? Jin Henan said it's a burden. There's no problem with the tone and the rhythm, but it may be because of the image problem that the baggage is not pleasant, so we have to rely on praise!"
"Hahahaha, the effect is really good. For cross talk actors like us who have heard too much cross talk, there are all unexpected laughs!"
Soon, Jin Henan and Zhu Hecong stepped off the stage. When they stepped off the stage, Zhu Hecong ran away, and Jin Henan hurriedly chased after him, which made the audience laugh again.
"Now please enjoy the cross talk "Cold and Heat Invade", performers: Qi Long, Gao Dongqiang!"
Just after the performance by Shang Jiuxi Group and Zhu Hecong Group, the place was very lively. As soon as the announcer finished speaking, there was warm applause from below.
"Thank you all for the applause. This applause is not only for us who just came on stage, but also for the two people who just came off the stage!" Qi Long said, pointing to the side curtain stage.
"That's right!"
Qi Long continued: "The two people just now are very outstanding. The funny one is named Jin Henan, and the flattering one is named Zhu Hecong! It has brought everyone a new experience, that is, the flattering one bullies the funny one!"
Gao Dongqiang nodded heavily with a smile on his face: "Yes, it's really refreshing!"
When he said this, the audience became happy.
"Let the two of you take a rest. Let us brothers Qi Long have a rest. Gao Dongqiang will talk to everyone again!"
"Keep performing cross talk!"
"Yes, you just said you were relieved?"
"yes!"
"You're wrong. What can you do to relieve your anger? I'm not going to bully you, am I?"
"Uh" Gao Dong was stunned for a moment: "Really?"
"Don't be afraid. I really don't bully you. The main reason is that I don't dare. There is someone behind you and a back-up! The Stray Dog Rescue Center is protecting him. Every time I talk about him, the rescue center sends a private message to accuse me."
"Wait a minute, am I a dog?" Gao Dongqiang pointed at himself and asked.
"Why do you beautify yourself so much?"
"Is this beautifying?"
The interaction between the two was back and forth, with a tight rhythm, which immediately pulled the audience from the previous program to the rhythm of this program, and made them laugh.
"No, why are you vilifying yourself!" Qi Long corrected.
"Isn't that what you said? The Stray Dog Rescue Center is protecting me!"
Qi Long said seriously: "Yes, don't you often donate to the stray dog rescue center?"
"It does happen, but it's not worth mentioning!" Gao Dongqiang waved his hand. Qi Long praised his partner: "He is very caring and has done such a good deed of anthropomorphism!"
"Anthropomorphic?" Gao Dongqiang's voice rose an octave.
"Does that look like a human being?" Qi Long asked tentatively. Seeing that Gao Dongqiang still had a stern face, he quickly changed his words again: "A good man, he has done good things and done good things!"
"That's pretty much it!"
"Teacher Gao just likes puppies, but actually even Teacher Gao himself doesn't know why he likes puppies?"
"Why?"
“Like attracts like!”
"Bah, you called me a dog again?"
"Don't worry, listen, there's a saying, it's called having sex after drinking. Once you drink, your true nature will be exposed!"
With that said, Qi Long began to tell the story he had just made up, saying that the two of them went to a farmhouse to drink together after a performance. After drinking too much, Gao Dongqiang had to go out to use the toilet.
Qi Long said while performing that his style was almost the same as Guo Degang: "I said I should help him, but he refused to let me go. He said he didn't drink too much and went out wearing a cotton-padded jacket. When he got outside, he took off the cotton-padded jacket. Take off your leather jacket, take off your sweater, take off your autumn clothes, and bra.”
When talking about the first few, Gao Dongqiang's excuse was still "Why are you taking off your cotton-padded jacket?" "Oh, I'm taking it off too" "Huh? I'm really drunk!"
At the last word, Gao Dongqiang pushed Qi Long directly: "I, the eldest man, don't wear those things!"
The audience burst into laughter.
"Oh yes, you are good at taking off that thing for others!"
"Go, go, there's no such thing!"
The audience continued to laugh, it was a series of bombardments!
After everyone's laughter ended, Qi Long continued: "Okay, I'm done taking off my clothes anyway, just lift one leg and it'll be convenient!"
Qi Long raised his right leg and kicked it back, simulating the way a dog would do when it is convenient.
"Go, can I use one leg when I'm drunk?" Gao Dongqiang asked.
"Expose your true nature. After the convenience was over, Teacher Gao put on his autumn clothes, sweaters, leather jackets, and cotton-padded jackets and went back to the house. He told us, oh, it's so cold. When I went to the bathroom, it felt like it was freezing outside. It’s so cold and smelly!”
Gao Dongqiang then looked like he suddenly realized: "Did I take off my pants just now?"
After finishing one joke, Qi Long started to tell a second joke, saying that Gao Dongqiang could communicate with dogs when he was drunk. This time he was drinking in the city. Halfway through drinking, someone called him and asked him to move the car, so he went out. .
Qi Long was confused at first, but suddenly he remembered that he was drunk and couldn't move the car. If he started the car, wouldn't that constitute drunk driving?
As soon as he went out, he saw Gao Dongqiang arguing with the police dog. Both parties were barking at each other. He quickly stopped him and explained to Uncle Hat that if he drank too much, we would ask others to move the car.
"I quickly punched Dong Qiang, and I said you see clearly, Uncle Hat and Uncle Police Dog saved you, otherwise you would have been drunk driving, you know? Dong Qiang also woke up a little, so he quickly lowered his head and admitted his mistake!"
"Yes, you have to admit you made a mistake!"
"I'm sorry, Uncle Hat, bark, bark, bark, uncle bark!" Qilong, the barker at the back, also imitated the sorry emphasis from the front.
Gao Dongqiang was surprised: "Hey, I really understand this dog talk! I'm sorry!"
"Look, I just said that you exposed your true nature after drinking. Do you understand dog language?"
"That's nonsense!"
"Dong Qiang is a man who knows his mistakes and can correct them. Not only does he apologize, he also sings to Uncle Hat to apologize. People don't listen, but he insists on singing!"
"How do you sing it?"
Qi Long cleared his throat and sang the following song to the tune of "The Imperial City Welcomes You":
[Uncle Hat, listen to me, don't be angry. I have nothing to do with moving the car while drunk. relation. (You have the right attitude!)
My partner wanted to treat me to a treat, so he invited me to come with him. He had red, yellow, and foreign beers and two boxes of Daqu. (The drinks are all here)
No matter how far or near we are, we are all friends. I can’t be polite. We made an appointment to be together and drank them all.]
Qi Long blinked, imitated a drunken look, and suddenly pointed forward angrily:
[Uncle, let me tell you, my ability to drink is fine, but I am not lucky enough to meet you today!
Uncle, let me tell you, anyone with a dream is great, and I dare to fly a plane while drunk! 】
At the end of the song, Qi Long raised his hands flat, as if he was flying an airplane upside down.
The audience burst into laughter and thunderous applause. The girl from the drum club sitting in the corner and Wang Hui, who had listened to too many cross talk, were also laughing.
This song has been changed so beautifully!
(End of this chapter)