Chapter 30 Peking University is okay!
In the second round of the semi-finals, foreign players are allowed to be invited, so there are relatively many group crosstalks. Some people performed "The Mandarin Jacket" and some performed "King Kong Legs", which are all old group jokes. But for the competition, Everyone has added new baggage and designs to the framework of the old jokes.
The foreign aids invited are basically their respective masters, uncles, etc., and do not interfere with them to contribute to their cross talk.
Zhang Pan and Liu Quanmiao did not have supporting guests. They came on stage and performed a classic legwork "Yellow Crane Tower". The tone and rhythm were right, and the characters stood upright. The effect was quite good.
The two did not give up just because their opponents were the seemingly invincible Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang. They tried their best to show their best performance so that they would have no regrets in the cross talk competition.
After the two stepped down, it was time for Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang to join forces with their foreign aid Sa Beining.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Host Battle". The performers are Qi Long, Gao Dongqiang, and Sa Beining!" After Nicometi announced the curtain, the curtain opened and there was warm applause.
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang walked out from one side of the stage. Qi Long said as he walked: "We have to rehearse quickly today. Have you memorized all the words?"
"Remember!"
"Let's do it again!" When they said this, the two of them happened to walk to the right half of the stage.
"Okay!"
"The relationship between us brothers is a perfect match. No one can tear us apart. We are too important to each other!"
"That's right!"
"I want to watch a comedy!" Qi Long said.
"I will play Chen Peisi!"
"I wish I were watching a movie!"
"I will play Zhang Bozhi!"
"My waist and legs hurt!"
"Then I'll be a masseuse!"
“If I loved food!”
"I am a famous snack!"
"My son loves to wet the bed!"
"I just peed! No! Wet!" Gao Dongqiang raised his hand and said energetically, and then he realized something was wrong.
A very fast Zi Mu Ke baggage was thrown away, and the audience and judges laughed.
Generally speaking, the first baggage in cross talk is called the baggage of opening the door. Everything is difficult at the beginning. Once the baggage of opening the door is thrown away, everything that follows will be correct.
Qi Long pulled Gao Dongqiang across the stage, mumbling that we should rehearse more quickly. In this state, we will definitely get a good ranking.
The two of them walked away from the stage, and Sa Beining took the stage on the other side, just in time to tell the audience who to watch now.
When Sa Beining came on stage, he started to talk about the background of the story. He said that our station was going to launch a new form of comedy news to complain and comment on some things. He asked Sa Beining to find a crosstalk actor to be his partner. Today he is here to choose Partnered.
By chance, he saw Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, so he stepped forward to chat and asked if he wanted to participate in the show? At first, the two refused, saying that they could not be separated or broken up. When Sa Beining mentioned the labor fee, the two of them immediately changed their faces and wanted to participate without giving in to each other.
Sa Beining proposed to test two people, starting from this image.
"Of course the image must be mine. How handsome am I? Audiences who think I'm handsome applaud!"
The audience applauded, Qi Long is really handsome, similar to many martial arts stars in Hong Kong when they were young.
"Audiences who think he's handsome stand on their heads!"
The audience laughed, but of course there was no real handstand.
Qi Long spread his hands: "The result is obvious! I have distinct facial features, but at most he has complete facial features!"
Gao Dongqiang was dissatisfied and pulled Sa Beining over: "Don't listen to his nonsense. You and I are the most suitable ones. You are even more handsome when I am next to you. Red flowers need to be matched with green leaves. If you are next to me, you are setting fire." "Arsonist?" Sa Beining was confused.
"You are a man who sets fire to women's hearts!"
Sa Beining was so happy when he was praised: "Am I so good?"
"Of course! What girl wouldn't be fascinated by your beauty?" Gao Dongqiang flattered you.
"I declare that in the first event, Dongqiang wins!"
"Hey, I know how to flatter you!" Qi Long shouted quickly.
"Flattery?" Gao Dongqiang glared at him: "Everything I said is true, it's all the truth. You actually think I'm flattering! An?"
Sa Beining was even more satisfied: "Stop arguing, I have the final say. In terms of image, Dong Qiang wins! In the second item, when you are a host, you have to be smooth-talking!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Long took a deep breath, and then Gao Dongqiang's tongue twister "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins." came out.
Qi Long took another breath, and Gao Dongqiang interrupted again with a tongue twister of "Nostalgia for Durian Sweetness".
Qi Long took another breath, and Gao Dongqiang said again: "A lama has come from the south."
Gao Dongqiang didn't even take a breath when he said this. Lama's tongue twister was very strong. When he finished speaking, Qi Long said disdainfully: "I'll choke you to death!"
"You have the guts to come here, Teacher Sa, can I win?"
"I'm not here yet. As for what he just said, I'm here all-powerful. I'll put them on!"
"Oh?" Sa Beining became interested and immediately asked Qi Long to show it.
Qi Long opened his mouth and started a string of tongue twisters: [From the south came a lama who ate grapes without spitting out the grape skins, and from the north came a mute who missed the sweetness of durian.]
This is a medley of tongue twisters for more than 40 seconds.
In the story, the lama in the south encounters a blue cotton door curtain with a pink wall painted with a phoenix.
The mute in the north encountered dates that he had to beat in one go, as well as forty-four dead persimmon trees and forty-four stone lions.
After hurrying to finish talking about the lama and the mute before they met, they each bought a long pole and a wide bench to exchange
In short, many classic tongue twisters were skewered in, and Qi Long enunciated and pronounced The standards were correct and the words were clear. The audience applauded him after he had spoken for a while. After applauding, he realized that he was still talking, so the applause disappeared and he continued to listen, as if he was listening to his words.
The actors backstage looked at each other and applauded in dismay!
[The lama goes home and stews Tamar, and the mute plays the trumpet! ] After Qi Long finished speaking, Sa Beining immediately raised his thumb: "Okay!"
The audience and judges also gave out the applause that they had just accumulated in admiration.
Needless to say, the two sides drew, one to one.
What's the next test? Sa Beining looked like he had a headache: "How about comparing academic qualifications?"
When it comes to this, Gao Dongqiang became arrogant. Qi Long dropped out of three majors. He had an undergraduate degree and his college entrance examination score was 580. Qi Long only had 520, so he couldn't do it.
Sa Beining said: The college entrance examination score is very important, but it is inappropriate to say that it completely determines a person's life. My college entrance examination score is not good!
"That's right, Teacher Sa, what's your score?" Qi Long asked excitedly.
"Zero points!"
"ah?"
"Hey, I'm recommended to Peking University."
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were collectively speechless, and the audience let out a "yu" sound.
Sa Beining continued to laugh and said: "I was still hesitant at the time. Go ahead. If you are far away from your hometown, family and friends, don't go. Peking University is fine too."
His smug look had an excellent effect. The audience shouted "yu" and Xiao Ni said "bah" on the surface, but everyone was watching happily.
There is no such disgust as seeing the person holding the cup, which shows that the audience is well-connected, and it is said in a moderate manner, keeping it within the scope of being funny, and not getting to the point where the cupping offends people.
(End of chapter)