Chapter 33 Literary Training Disciple
There is no time limit for the encore performance. Just tell a short joke casually. The audience also knows that they are temporary actors and have no psychological expectations. The main thing is to watch the excitement.
But Qi Long is a master who doesn't care when he's not on stage. When he's on stage, he doesn't consciously work hard to perform cross talk.
Plus the atmosphere is good now, so let’s play more.
"Let's do it like this. Each of us will perform a talent. We will learn four skills in cross talk, teasing and singing. Qin Xiaoxian will come first and perform one."
At this point, Qi Long paused to give the audience some reaction time to guess what Qin Xiaoxian would play.
And Qin Xiaoxian was already stupid. Isn't that what the side stage said? Didn't he just sing Allegro? Why do I still want to act? I’m talking about learning to sing. What should I act?
Qi Long shouted the answer: "Disco!"
The scope of speaking, learning and singing was defined before and after. Xiao Qin and the audience guessed from these four, so this word was an unexpected word and had an immediate effect.
"Ah?" Qin Xiaoxian: "Is it possible to learn to sing and dance?"
"Learn!" Qi Long replied matter-of-factly: "Learning includes many things, including flying in the sky, running on the ground, floating in the water, jumping in the grass, buying and selling, people from all provinces speaking, various operas and songs. Among them, can’t you learn how to dance?”
When it came to the end, Qi Long said it in front of the audience, and the audience immediately said, "Okay!"
Qi Long nodded: "Look, everyone has answered for you. Come on, is the audio teacher ready?"
After a three-second pause, he pointed at Qin Xiaoxian: "He's Qingbeng!"
"Qingbeng?" Qin Xiaoxian looked at Qi Long dumbfounded.
The audience burst into laughter, and the side stage also bent over with laughter. I have heard of a cappella singing, but I have never heard of disco singing
"Yes, to be honest with you, Xiao Qin is actually a good disco dancer. He taught us how to do it backstage. Beng, he even compiled a set of formulas, and I’ve memorized them all!”
"Ah?" Qin Xiaoxian was still stunned. What formula, why haven't I heard of it?
Qi Long took out the Allegro: "Have you forgotten what I said? Didn't you say that? (Play Allegro) Draw a dragon with me on the left, draw a rainbow on your right, cover your head and shake your hips. , as if you are worried about something, make a Guo Fucheng sign on your chest, shake your head from the left to the right, and point your two index fingers at the shining light ball like two monkeys in the sky! "
When the audience heard it, they thought, oh, it's quite smooth and rhymes.
Qi Long heard this while listening to songs from another world. Since coins were not drawn for free, his viewing of videos was not limited to cross talk. Occasionally, he would click on other videos to take a look.
Although Qin Xiaoxian has never said this formula, he has really danced before.
And he agreed before going on stage that he would listen to his uncle and do whatever he asked him to do.
So when Qi Long played Allegro again and sang this part, Lao Qin started to flap his left hand to make a wave on the left, and drew a semicircle with his right hand like a rainbow. Then he covered his head and started shaking, followed by Guo Fucheng's classic Endless love movements, shaking head and pointing to the sky.
Some of the audience in the audience and the actors on the side stage followed Qi Long's instructions, and some were overjoyed to watch Qin Xiaoxian's stiff performance.
"Very good, Lao Qin is here to learn disco, let me tell everyone about it!" Qi Long praised Qin Xiaoxian and then turned back to the main work.
He was playing Allegro and chanting: "There is a sheep on a high mountain. This is the length of my section. Thank you everyone, the performance is over!"
Qi Long bowed and left the stage. Normally, he didn't perform the part he was supposed to perform. His exit was all fake and was done to flatter the actor. However, Lao Qin was half a beat too slow to react and bowed down too.
Fortunately, Qi Long has a more reliable partner.
Gao Dong forcefully emerged from the side curtain and pushed him back to the stage.
"Dear partner, you told me that there was not enough time and pushed me back." He looked at Lao Qin, at the audience, and at Lao Qin again, and finally sighed again: "Hey."
The same sigh as at the beginning was met with the same laughter.
"Then let's sing a longer one, Xiao Qin, which verse do you rap?" Qi Long turned around and asked.
Qin Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief, and finally came to the words he should say. This sentence was what he had to say as a popular actor: "I want to get married, you give me an Allegro!"
This sentence is the most important sentence of this short paragraph. Tell the key paragraph and let it be performed. If you don't say it, you will be kicked off the stage.
For example, in the drunken version of "Fenhewan", Yu Qian, who had drunk too much, never mentioned "singing Fenhewan", which made Guo Degang sweat profusely. Qi Long immediately looked at Qin Xiaoxian: "How old are you, and you are going to get married?"
"I don't care, I want to get married!"
"You can't get married!"
"Why can't I get married!"
"You are an idol. Idols can't fall in love, so you still want to get married?" Qi Long said seriously.
Qin Xiaoxian stammered: "I'm not an idol, I'm a crosstalk actor!"
"You are so handsome, and the audience is attracted by your face. Do you know that no one will look at you anymore when you get married?"
"Uncle, you are more handsome than me!" Qin Xiaoxian retorted.
Qi Long looked at him with a stunned expression, and slowly extended his thumb: "This is a good saying! Indeed, with our looks, we look like idols, but in fact we are powerful! "
This sentence naturally received boos from the audience. Although you are really handsome, I don't care about your smug look.
"Okay, let's make an agreement. Don't follow the idol group and learn cross talk! What did you just say you wanted?"
"I want to get married!"
Qi Long picked up the Allegro: "Okay, if you want to get married, tell me and I will buy you a car. When you get married, I will congratulate you and I will buy you some things. We all give you a lot of gifts. I am afraid that your family will There’s no place to put it!”
When he reached the penultimate sentence, Qi Long raised his chin to remind him that it was time to answer.
"What's there?" Qin Xiaoxian asked.
"There is a large refrigerator and rice cooker, an air-conditioned computer car, a massage chair and a boss's desk, and a large wreath and urn. Where should I put these things?" It was still the penultimate sentence, Qi Long raised his chin.
Qin Xiaoxian pushed him: "Put it at your house!"
Qi Long put down the Allegro, looked at Qin Xiaoxian, looked at the audience, and sighed: "Hey"
After sighing and letting the audience laugh, Qi Long began to play two roles. He first imitated himself to the empty right side and said, "Wait a minute, what are you giving me?"
Then he imitated and teased: "What's wrong with the gift I gave you? What's wrong with the big refrigerator? A big refrigerator with three layers, refrigeration, freezing and ashes."
Peng Ke: "What the hell!"
This person played two roles in the live teaching. The audience was happy, the stage was happy, and Lao Qin himself on the stage was also happy.
Qi Long looked at him helplessly: "What are you enjoying, teasing them!"
The laughter increased.
The real job of this Allegro is for the allegro player to constantly refer to happy events as funerals. The flatterer should quickly interrupt when he mentions the funeral and ask for correction. Once the critical point is passed, the baggage cannot be thrown away.
So in the subsequent performance part, whenever Qin Xiaoxian was slow, Qi Long would play two roles to explain to him. Once the rhythm was right, he would give a thumbs up and praise, both of which were very effective.
The further they went, the smoother Qin Xiaoxian's connection became. Qi Long sighed: "My nephew has grown so much!"
Finally came the last paragraph: "The bride got out of the car with the urn in her arms!"
"Or an urn?" Qin Xiaoxian pushed Qi Long.
"Very good!" Qi Long praised Qin Xiaoxian and bowed, and the encore section officially ended!
This cross talk is a performance by Zhang Heqing and Wang Longjie, a junior from Long Zi Ke, in the short seal of Deyun Team 5 last year. It’s textbook-like but can’t make you laugh. Friends who haven’t seen it recommend it, haha
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