Chapter 35 News programs should rhyme
The finals of this cross talk competition are not comparable to the first two rounds. Not only are cross talk actors, comedians, other artists and professional judges composed of CCTV leaders , and also called hundreds of media from all over the country to also participate in scoring.
The lineup of professional judges is also composed of big names in the cross talk industry.
Jiang Kun, the director of the Music Association, Feng Hu, the deputy director, and his partner Niu Jun, as well as the directors of the music associations from various places gathered together.
There is no gap between Mr. Feng and Mr. Niu in this world, so "Old Songs with New Sings" that Qi Long watched did not appear in this world.
If you were a cross talk student, just seeing the faces of these people would make you nervous and unable to continue speaking.
Fortunately for Qi Long, he basically knew everyone above him, either because he had met his master when he was a child, or at a cross talk exchange meeting.
Gao Dongqiang was nervous because his master, Mr. Shi Fukuan, was also there.
No matter how old you are or how good your skills are, talking about cross talk in front of the master is still a bit weak.
"Looking at the bright side, Mr. Shi is sitting there. There are many people who have some quarrels with my senior brother. Even if they give us low marks, they can't be too low. They are here to stand up for us!" Qi Long said with relief.
Gao Dongqiang took a deep breath: "That makes sense!"
Qi Long turned his head and began to speak silently. Gao Dongqiang glanced at him and sighed softly.
He is still protected by his master, but Qi Long is not. When the two of them went to a cross talk exchange meeting together two years ago, many of the amiable elders who met Qi Long when they were young either didn't recognize him or put on airs and made a bad face.
The tea is cool when people leave.
As long as Master Hou, who is known for protecting calves, is still there, how dare they do this?
As the game notes were recorded, the recording of the finals officially began. Qi Long and the others got the fourth pick, but Gao Dongqiang was still very lucky.
The first ones to appear were Chen Yinquan and Hou Zhenpeng. These two brothers changed a traditional joke about rules into a joke about routines, called "Routine Talk"!
I have talked about a lot of current private company bosses. You talk to them about money, and they talk to you about dreams and pie-making, etc. This also resonates with you and makes a good start.
Gao Xiaopan, You Xianchao, who was the second to appear, chose a work that involved learning and singing from a traditional folk art. This avoided the shortcoming of saying that the jokes were not funny, and gained everyone's recognition and applause with his solid traditional skills.
The third one is Jin Fei and Chen Xi. The two brothers are also in full swing. They also presented a literary program: "Rhyme Poetry", which uses the thirteen major rules of the Chinese language to compose poems, and every sentence matches the same tune. In terms of rhyme, Chen Xi composes poems honestly, while Jin Fei composes poems crookedly.
Every time Jin Fei writes a poem, it can cause laughter: [A grasshopper jumped down below, jumped to Shennongjia, and saw your grandfather and grandmother, the white-bone spirit and the black bear monster.]
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, who were waiting on the side stage to watch their performance, were also happy. All the poems were not old jokes, but were all newly thought out and sounded very novel.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk show "I Want to Change the Program", performed by Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang!"
As soon as the two brothers came on stage, they used the previous performance as a basis to express that Sa Beining actually wanted to separate us. We will not separate and we must advance and retreat together.
After that, the two of them had a simple chat: "I want to play a hero", "I will play a model", "I want to play a gangster", "I will play a bastard", and this little joke was thrown out as baggage to open the door. Then we started talking about changing the program.
Qi Long smiled and said: "Dongqiang, the two of us performed very well last time. The leaders of CCTV have taken a fancy to us and said that we are very innovative. They said that the TV station will produce many new programs and asked us to provide ideas. , this is our opportunity!”
"That's right, then what program should we change to?"
"Let's change it from "Follow Together" first. Let me tell you, "Follow Together" is too boring. Zhu Guangquan is the only one talking about it. How boring is it? It should be more interesting."
"'Follow Together'? How can we make the news channel's program more interesting?"
"Hey, just now Jin and Chen composed a poem using thirteen big rhymes, and the rhymes rhymed with each other. The audience looked lively. Let's also make the news rhyme. Then wouldn't the audience find it interesting? I will replace Zhu Guangquan at that time Yes, I rhyme in that sentence, and the audience will definitely love it!”
"Try it for a while!"
"Just try it!" Qi Long raised his head and faced the microphone: "What did you say?"
Gao Dongqiang pretended to think for a moment: "Recently, global warming has made summers hotter and hotter. I still remember that your house was so hot that it almost exploded, so I came here to report on the hot weather to remind everyone to pay attention to sun protection!"
"Shai? Okay, Huai Lai Zhe, actually, although ai and an are not in the same rhyme, they rhyme with each other and it's not too abrupt. What do you think if I add some preface to the rhyme?"
"No problem, you come!"
It just so happened that Jin Fei and the others had explained what the Thirteen Great Contrasts were. To simply understand, it was the rhyming finals. Qi Long and Dong Qiang did not need to explain too much. The original explanation was skipped by the two of them. It would be a bit confusing to say it again. Too lengthy. Qi Long cleared his throat and put on a serious face like a news anchor, with a slight smile: "If you get some sunshine and you sweat, then this hot weather will definitely make you sweat, and Chenyu and Luoyan are your companions in this mortal world.
The top is a steamer and the bottom is charcoal. Without a pot lid, you can make shaomai. Without making dough, you can make an egg yolk pie. There is no need to cut off slices, shred and chop the stuffing. Yours! The sweat is also salty.
You are a walking traditional dish, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, just like a takeaway, but the taste is a bit strange. I remind everyone to be careful of heatstroke, cool down and protect yourself from the sun. "
The audience gave applause and laughter.
Qi Long pointed to the audience: "Look, everyone likes to watch this broadcast. If you applaud and give me a thumbs up, the audience of the show will increase by tens of millions, and it will keep everyone smiling!"
Still in custody, the audience clapped again.
Gao Dongqiang took out Qi Long's fan and asked: "Then the question is, what should I do?"
"You, get out!"
"Ah?" Gao Dongqiang's eyes widened.
Qi Long came back to his senses and said quickly: "Well, I said Guang Quan, he can leave smoothly, I will do "Follow Together"!"
"What about me? We agreed that we would do a show together!"
"Oh, yes." Qi Long said with an unexpected expression: "Yes, in addition to Mr. Zhu Guangquan, "Focus Together" also has a sign language teacher who shows his face. I broadcast, and you sign for me, so that the hearing-impaired can also You can watch this interesting "Follow Me"! ”
"Sign language?"
"Why, you don't know how. The cross talk actor said that to learn to sing, you have to be dumb and make gestures. Your master is here, you don't know how?"
Gao Dongqiang immediately pulled him back: "Is it possible? Come!"
"Okay, let's do another section and use it during the interview with the CCTV leaders."
This kind of rhyming news broadcast was also seen by Qi Long while watching a video from another world. At first he thought it was a spoof by netizens, but he didn't expect it to be a real news broadcast. He looked very similar to Zhu Guangquan from this world, with a little more white hair. A Mr. Zhu, every sentence rhymes.
The biggest laugh in the video is actually the sign language teacher in the lower left corner, who was confused by the rhymes and either stopped or accelerated the sign language to start forming seals.
Qi Long thought that this could be combined with "Learning the Mute". I broadcast the rhyme seriously, and he hurriedly made seals on the spot. Isn't this the point of laughter?
"What are we doing this time?" Qi Long asked.
"The students' summer vacation is almost over, why don't we give a start-of-school announcement!" Gao Dongqiang suggested.
"good!"
The two got ready, Qi Long cleared his throat, and Gao Dongqiang raised his hands.
"Classmates, after a two-month long vacation, are you now unable to speak Chinese, broken down in mathematics, useless in biology, heartbroken in physics, unable to memorize history, decadent in English, very drunk in chemistry, and completely useless in physical education and martial arts? This kind of pain It goes straight to the heart and lungs and makes you want to cry without tears. It makes you realize more clearly that time is urgent, opportunities are precious, cherish time, and if you don’t advance, you will retreat!”
At first, Qi Long's speaking speed was not fast, and Gao Dongqiang could keep up a little. Later, Qi Long's speaking speed gradually became faster, and Gao Dongqiang's hands began to make random gestures in the air. He was so busy that he had to find time to stare at each other. dragon.
The audience laughed at his funny look.
Qi Long had no intention of stopping and continued: "Have the students completed their summer homework? I wonder if the inspirational drama "Complete All Homework in One Night", the suspense drama "Where Can I Borrow My Homework", and the tender drama will be staged at the beginning of school? "Everything the Class Representative Did for Me", the martial arts drama "The Mixed Tag Team is So Intense", the science fiction drama "The Homework Is Not Finished, the Earth Is Not Destroyed", or the large-scale disaster family ethics drama "Hope Everyone Takes a Lesson", in short, I haven't written it yet The homework is definitely not the comedy "I've written it for you, you can take it away without any thanks"!"
This time Gao Dongqiang just put his hands on the spot and pushed him towards Qi Long: "This can't work!"
"Why doesn't it work?"
"You are rhyming with your mouth, and I am making seals with my hands here. I can't keep up, it's too fast! Change one to another, let's change it to another show!"
(End of chapter)