Chapter 39: Bangziguo De said that they invented cross talk
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang’s quick video counterattack attracted a chorus of applause from netizens. Dong Fuhui was furious and posted another Weibo post, saying What the hell is their Allegro singing about?
Netizens responded with their words: Do you know Allegro? Just comment on Allegro!
After Gao Dongqiang saw it, he laughed loudly: "I'm so anxious, this clown is so impatient!"
"Actually, people who make outrageous comments on the Internet are either stupid or bad, or both stupid and bad. People may be happy now because we have made him more popular!"
"Then he won't be happy because his hot search has dropped and other hot searches have come up!" Gao Dongqiang said with a smile.
Hot searches soared: "Follow Together" has really changed!
Click in and take a look. The video is a broadcast by Zhu Guangquan of "Follow Me". He broadcast a video of a panda hugging his thigh, and he rhymed repeatedly during the broadcast.
"Crossing thousands of mountains and rivers, even from the south to the north, I just want to hug the breeder's thigh, and I feel so beautiful in my heart. You can't find the north because of how cute you are, and you are so happy that you can't open your mouth from ear to ear."
The sign language teacher below naturally translated into sign language with a look of helplessness.
Audiences who have watched the finals of the crosstalk competition will naturally think of the scene in the competition between Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, rhyming broadcasts and sign language seals, as Zhu Guangquan said in the video: He was so happy that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear.
"You really changed it!"
"It is indeed much more fun. The sign language teacher looked helpless!"
"Qi Long will be beaten by the sign language teacher when he goes to CCTV, right?"
"If you want to broadcast it like this, I will watch it every day!"
"Looking forward to the allegro book of "Interview Focus", the JD drumming of sports programs and the pop songs of weather forecast."
This popularity quickly overtook Dong Lu. The audience who watched the cross talk competition went to read the entries in "Follow Together", so how could they care about him?
For the North Spring Crosstalk Commercial Performance, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang are still preparing for the crosstalk "Full of Knowledge" that they mentioned in the competition. Although the background is the same and the work is the same, the offline performance is not as strict as the TV station.
First, the time does not need to be so precise. You can talk for a while and fill in more baggage.
Second, the control is not that strict, and there is more baggage so to speak.
The two people were ranked third from the bottom, the second from the bottom was the head coach Xi Gaofeng and Luan Yunping, and the last two were the Yue Yue team who led the team this time.
The reason why I am ranked third is because the second one is mainly about time control. This is left to Gao Feng, who is very good at this aspect. This person can perform a five-minute legwork in "Yellow Crane Tower", which is guaranteed to save the bottom. duration, and relieve the actors in front of them from so much time pressure.
Pancake Four has a lively opening, and Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan continue to explode.
Ever since this guy was influenced by Qi Long in a small theater, Guo Degang has been choreographed in every small theater. He is short, dark-skinned, round, and low-culture. There is nothing he doesn't mention, and the effect is very explosive.
Guo Qilin's partner Yan Hexiang was also affected. When Guo Qilin said that their family was in dire straits during the performance of "A Wife and a Son", Yan Hexiang seized the opportunity to fight back fiercely: "Okay, it's such a relief!"
"Relieve your hatred? Did my father provoke you? You can't make money without my father. Tell me, how much money can you make doing cross talk now?"
Yan Hexiang responded rigorously: "You have to ask before tax or after tax?"
"Before tax?"
“Those who don’t get paid before tax must pay tax!”
"Oh, what about after tax?"
"You didn't give me any money after I went to bed several times!" The audience roared. Guo Qilin panicked and pushed Yan Hexiang away: "You'd better say it as you say!"
After the two of them finished their performance, it was Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang's turn.
As soon as he came on stage, Qi Long repeated the words of the previous two pairs of actors:
"Don't look at Yan Hexiang criticizing his master, Guo Degang, on stage. In fact, in our cross talk industry, there is no big or small person on stage, but a new grave is built off stage."
"New grave?" Gao Dongqiang grasped the key point.
"Hey, that's right. The new grave is next to the old grave. The owner of the old grave is Zhang Helun."
I just watched He Lun's choreography and then watched Yan Hexiang's choreography. This joke immediately made the audience feel the point of laughter and started laughing.
"Let the two of them go down and kneel for a while. Uh, let's take a rest. This time, we brothers will come up and say something to everyone. Everyone knows that I am a cultural person. Although my achievements are not as good as Teacher Gao, I also have my own Research direction!" When he made a mistake, Qi Long glanced at Gao Dongqiang with a small expression. When he was about to interrupt, Qi Long immediately corrected him and shook him.
The same story was told in another way.
The charm of cross talk lies in the fact that he can use a different method. The same joke can be thrown out in a novel form so that the audience cannot guess it. This is the skill.
"What are you studying?"
"I've done a lot of research on the origin of this surname! Just come to a random person and say a surname, and I'll know what kind of historical allusions there are before his surname. Why did they take this surname?!"
"Oh? Then tell me!" Gao Dongqiang looked unbelieving.
"What's your last name?"
"My surname is Gao!"
"There are many people with the surname Gao. Let's talk about the first one first, which is the country surname. There used to be a country called Goguryeo on the peninsula not far from our Beichun City. Many people named it after the first character of their country's name. The surname is Gao!" Qi Long showed off.
Gao Dongqiang nodded in agreement: "Oh, don't tell me, there really is!"
"But Teacher Gao, your last name definitely didn't come from there, (voice suddenly increased) Even if it does, it can't be!"
"It scared me, why?"
"Oh, think about it, as the winner of the National Cross Talk Competition, you are the middle class in the cross talk world."
"Am I just middle-class?"
"There are two more words at the end. I forgot them. Please remind me of one!"
"whetstone!"
"You are the middle-class bottom in the cross talk world, you are such a bottom!" Qi Long said with a confident face, ignoring the laughter in the audience and talking to himself.
Gao Dongqiang stopped him: "Wait a minute, are those underwear for praise? The mainstay!"
"Okay, I said it wrong again. In short, you are not worth a penny in the cross talk world, but you can also be said to be slightly famous (are you next to me?). You may not be able to follow me and become a cross talk master in the future! (Hooked? ) When the time comes, the Bangzi Kingdom, which mistakenly regards Goguryeo as their ancestor, will say that you are of their blood? Then they will say that crosstalk was invented by the Bangzi Kingdom? "
"Eh? Why does he say that?"
"You don't know, the Bangzi Kingdom is best at stealing other people's things and claiming that they invented it. They said they invented the Dragon Boat Festival, they said they invented fried noodles, and even Sun Wukong was said to be from the Bangzi Kingdom! "
"Why?"
"Because the great sage is holding a stick!"
"Is this also possible?"
The joke mocking Nanbangzi’s country caused a roar of laughter!
"So, your surname Gao doesn't come from there. It has other origins. During the Spring and Autumn Period, there was Duke Wen of Qi in Qi State. His son was named Gongzi Gao. The descendants of Gongzi Gao used Gao as their surname!"
"Oh, that's what it is, it makes sense! You really have done your research!"
"Yes, so you, the one with the surname Gao, have to call me, the one with the surname Qi, daddy. Is it reasonable?"
"How does that make sense? You've been going around for so long just because you want me to call you daddy, right?"
"Look, everyone," Qi Long said with a relieved look, "How difficult it is for a crosstalk actor to want his partner to call him daddy!"
"Go, go, you are wrong. The king of Qi's family name is Jiang. Later, Tian's family name was replaced by Qi's, and his surname was Tian again. How can there be anything like Qi's surname? That's nonsense!"
"Ah? Qi Wengong's surname is not Qi?" Qi Long had an unexpected expression.
What this "Full of Knowledge" requires is that Douchi knows only a little about everything, and one bottle is less than half the bottle. Such a change not only has the baggage, but also fits the character!
(End of this chapter)