Chapter 52: Don’t let cross talk actors perform improvisation
“Mr. Qi!” Sun Honglei cupped his fist with his right hand and said pretendingly.
Qi Long bowed politely and raised his hands: "Director Sun, you invited me to come here."
"We have a professor in country B who likes to listen to operas. He wants to hear you sing operas by name!"
"That's my honor!"
Director Sun turned around and walked towards Longmen Hotel. Qi Long fell half a step behind and followed with his head slightly lowered.
"Welcome!" Gao Dongqiang, a guest at the side, bowed to the two of them.
As soon as the two left, the camera stayed and turned to film Dong Qiang.
Dong Qiang spat: "You are a treacherous dog, and there is that grandson of country B, who is crowned as a monkey, but cannot learn the etiquette of our country A, the old man has his right hand on top, bah!"
"Dongqiang!" Luan Yunping walked over.
"Hey, cousin!"
"Your parents introduced you to me so work hard. Don't wander around in the street anymore. What distinguished guests came in just now?" Luan Yunping patted Dong Qiang's arm.
Dong Qiang said: "Director, there is also that famous actor, who is his name Qi Long!"
"My name is Qi Delong, why did you take off the Chinese character!"
"It is unethical to deceive the heaven and destroy the ancestors!" Dong Qiang said disdainfully.
"Shut up, you are not allowed to say this again. Mr. Qi is the guest of the officer of country B. If you don't want to die, don't talk nonsense. Think about your parents and your relatives. The war between the two countries has nothing to do with us ordinary people. Relationship, understand? I’m going to entertain the distinguished guests!”
As Luan Yunping walked toward the living room, the camera followed him. Along the way, he told the chef to work hard in making biscuits and chatted with the dormitory worker Cao Heyang.
After walking into the restaurant, I saw Qin Xiaoxian and Zhang Helun eating, and asked them what to order. The camera moved away and walked to the main table.
At the main table, Sun Honglei, Guo Degang, Qi Long, Guo Qilin, and Meng Hetang were sitting together.
"Professor Guo, let me introduce to you, this is the famous actor here, Qi Delong, this is our friend from country B, Mr. Meng Hetang Meng, this is... who studied in our university in country B?? "Sun Honglei was stunned mid-sentence and looked at Meng Hetang.
"This is my friend, Guo Qilin, who studies literature!" Meng Hetang introduced with a smile on his face.
At this point, the scene ends in one shot, and the actors begin to express themselves freely.
Guo Degang glanced at Guo Qilin: "You don't look like a college student, you look like you dropped out of junior high school!"
Guo Qilin laughed twice: "I seem to be uneducated, so I just follow my father. My father is obviously an old scholar, but everyone looks at him like a fool who has not graduated from elementary school!"
"Can your father be compared to a fool?" Guo Degang sneered.
"Can't we compare?"
Qi Long suppressed his laughter, "Okay, why did you say "Eight Screens"?
This is a job that appeared in the cross talk "Eight Fan Screens". It is not good to make fun of and undermine the culture of praise. To praise me, you can say that I am a "fool", "reckless person", "cunt", "not a human being", "dog" and other words, so that Don't take him seriously.
Teasing is more serious, and the words you say can't be compared to you, and then there is a passage, for example, the reckless person is talking about Zhang Fei!
When Guo Degang asked, Qi Long thought he was going to recite the Fool's passage.
Unexpectedly, Lao Guo changed the subject: "Mr. Qi is a famous actor in country A and is proficient in various traditional folk arts. Please tell him who is a fool!"
Qi Long was stunned for a moment, why are you here?
A good variety show, why does it feel like it has become an impromptu test of "Thank God You're Here"? Fortunately, he was familiar with all the traditional jokes. After a brief moment of surprise, he opened his mouth:
[Remember that when they were worthy enough to enjoy Yan, Zeng, and Si, Confucius and Yan Hui looked forward to each other. Yan Hui did not understand what the sage said. Said: "My disciple is really a fool!"]
Qi Long finished reciting the words.
Guo Degang pointed at Guo Qilin: "Listen, the disciples of Saint Kong are more talented than fools. Is your father worthy?"
"It's so unworthy!" Qi Long immediately responded.
Guo Qilin looked at Lao Guo's encouraging eyes and answered: "Yes, yes, my father can only be reckless!"
"Bah, how can he compare himself to Reckless Man? Mr. Meng seems to have studied traditional folk arts. Tell me, what is Reckless Man?" Qi Long, who was ready to recite, silently shut up.
Yes, I have become Lao Guo’s apprentice.
Meng Hetang stood up and said: [There was a reckless man in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty]
After telling Zhang Fei’s story, he said that Zhang Fei was the reckless one. Is your father worthy of it?
"That" Guo Qilin was speechless.
"Then his father is not a human being!" Qi Long said.
"Hey, why do you scold my dad!" Guo Qilin immediately showed anger.
"Why do you praise his father?" Guo Degang shouted.
"Is this still a boast?"
This time Lao Guo came by himself and told a story about Cao Cao. After Cao Cao was let go by Guan Sheng on Huarong Road, he lamented that he was really not a human being. Can your father be better than Cao Cao?
In fact, there are dogs. The dog story tells the story of the Roaring Dog. It is said that the Roaring Dog is a good dog, and you can’t even compare to a dog.
But, Sun Honglei started to promote the main plot.
He almost lost his temper just now. These cross talk actors were so eloquent in improvising for them, and they kept scolding Guo Degang in front of Guo Degang. It was a very absurd and funny scene!
It was Lao Guo who took the lead. Did he sit here and start scolding himself?
He quickly interrupted: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about his father anymore, let's just listen to Mr. Qi's opera, right?"
Guo Degang nodded: "Okay, I want to listen to "Sitting in the Palace" from "Silang Visits His Mother"!"
Qi Long looked troubled: "Mr. Guo, two people have to sing that part. The singing rhythm between his husband and wife is very fast, so one person can't do it alone!"
"No, no, just the part called "Call Xiao Fan" will be fine!"
Are you here waiting for me? Let me be high-profile.
Yes, let’s do it: [When I saw the princess stealing the order arrow, I couldn’t help but feel happy. I stood at the palace gate and called Xiaofan! ! ! 】
You can still sing it.
Guo Degang clapped his hands and cheered: "Okay, come, Mr. Qi, have a drink!"
The two drank it all in one gulp. Qi Long took the initiative to pick up Guo Degang's wine glass, turned his back and helped him pour the wine, and then put the intoxicating medicine into it. After completing his main task, he turned his head and looked at Sun Honglei.
"Director Sun, I have a traditional Allegro here. Do you want to listen to it?" Qi Long asked.
Sun Honglei, a professional actor who has always been in character, immediately frowned: "Ask Mr. Guo, why are you asking me!"
"Listen!" Guo Degang shouted immediately.
Qi Long took out the Allegro from his pocket: "The traditional Allegro, called "Huaqiang Buying Melons", is for you!"
Upon hearing this word, the four people at the table were stunned. Huaqiang buys melons?
Isn't that the famous clip when Sun Honglei played the ruthless Liu Huaqiang? The stall owner selling melons was cheating and cheating. Hua Qiang found out and pretended to buy melons and gave him a knife!
Is this called traditional allegro?
Qi Long didn't care who he was. When he saw Sun Honglei, he remembered the paragraph he watched on the video website, and immediately started playing Allegro:
[Everyone praises Liu Huaqiang for his deeds. He has been playing with flowers since he was a child. He is as majestic as an evil spirit, and he is brave and good at fighting. He bravely goes to the end of the world. On this day, Huaqiang felt a little thirsty. He wanted to have a big watermelon. As we set off, the bends on the road came quickly, just because Huaqiang never pinched himself when riding a bicycle, and he even made mistakes along the way]
Sun Honglei, who had been able to hold on tight just now, immediately became happy, started riding his bike, and there was a picture!
Guo Degang was also there applauding: "Yes, yes, this is an old saying, good!"
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(End of this chapter)