Chapter 57 "Fenhe Bay"
When it came time to get down to business, the two of them split up their roles. Qi Long brought a handkerchief to play the female Liu Yinhuan, while Dong Qiang played the male Xue Rengui.
"What is the relationship between these two characters?" Qi Long asked, not understanding.
Gao Dongqiang answered: "The relationship between husband and wife!"
Qi Long suddenly realized: "You are my husband (right), and I am your mother!"
"Isn't that right? Are you being a mum? You are my wife!"
"Oh, I'm your wife. We have to make an agreement. I'm your wife on stage. I won't go home with you when we're off stage. We offer one price. If you want to take it home, that's another thing. Price!"
"Nonsense, I don't want it, I just play husband and wife on stage!"
There was laughter from the audience, but those on stage were still there.
Backstage, Lao Guo and Yu Qian were happy, and Yu Qian waved to ask someone to give them an extra point.
"Qi Long has really learned the essence of Uncle Hou. He always remembers to create characters, and he can also make baggage from various details. Extra points!" Yu Qian commented.
"Hahahahaha, I guarantee it, and I will have the burden of being the one to sit on the stage!" Lao Guo smiled!
Lao Guo guessed right. After Dong Qiang finished speaking, Qi Long nodded.
"Then I'll be relieved. I'll play husband and wife on stage. As agreed, I'll ask you one more question!" Qi Long asked again.
Dong Qiang nodded: "You say it!"
"There are no such intense emotional scenes in this play, such as kissing scenes, sex scenes, etc. I'm not selling my body as an artist!" Qi Long asked seriously.
Gao Dongqiang: "Do you understand? Without sex scenes, how can there be sex scenes in opera!"
"It's okay if I don't have it," Qi Long breathed a sigh of relief, then leaned over and said to Gao Dongqiang, who was about to move the table, "Actually, if you give me more, you can also add a sex scene!"
"Aren't you selling your art or your body?" Gao Dongqiang was confused.
"The price you are offering is one I can't refuse. I can add a few punctuation marks to this sentence!"
"How to add it?"
"The question mark of selling one's body, no comma, the exclamation mark of one's selling one's body (showing one's body? No, selling one's body!)"
"If we don't have that, we'll just sing a show!"
"OK!"
The two moved the cross talk table to separate the front and backstage. Qi Long also wrapped a handkerchief on his head to represent that he was a woman. The two officially started the performance of "Fenhe Bay". Gao Dongqiang told Qi Long that his character You have to call first.
Dong Qiang held a fan and blocked Qi Long's face. Qi Long blinked his eyes and leaned out of the fan, his eyes were as charming as silk, and his appearance was so funny that it made people laugh.
Gao Dongqiang blocked it again, and Qi Long showed his face again, not only from one side, but also from the top, bottom, left and right of the fan, and winked seductively.
Every time she is charming, the movements can be compared to the way in "Jade Rabbit" from Journey to the West, when "Hoha, haha, who sent you to me", the beauty suddenly appears from various obstructions.
"What are you doing?" Gao Dongqiang hit Qi Long on the head with his fan.
Qi Long got angry after being beaten: "Why are you always blocking me? Block the light, block the light, you can't block the light, don't let me shine!"
This was a question based on Gao Dongqiang's impromptu question. Dongqiang himself almost laughed. He squeezed the fan hard and pinched his fingers: "It's not about blocking the light. I have to block it, quite a bit." Yu Menlian, you called from behind the curtain!"
Qi Long suddenly realized: "Oh, I haven't appeared yet!"
"That's right, listen to the person before you hear them!"
Qi Long expressed his understanding and stood behind the curtain. He didn't speak for a long time before Dong Qiang urged: "You should scream!"
"What's it called?"
"You don't remember?"
"I know too much and suddenly forgot. Please remind me. Just remind me that the first word is, no need to be specific, just give me a hint!"
"Name!" Gao Dongqiang gave the hint.
Qi Long shouted: "Qi Qi! No. 38!"
The continuous repetition of No. 38 caused bursts of laughter. After Gao Dongqiang waited for the laughter to end, he hurriedly shouted: "I called your son's name!"
Qi Long shouted from behind the fan: "Gao Dongqiang!" The laughter that had just stopped started again.
"Fuck you, why are you still taking advantage? It's the name of your son in the play, Ding Shan'er, and it's time for Ding Shan'er to come!" Gao Dongqiang told him everything.
After finishing all the words, Qi Long successfully finished the challenging part. Gao Dongqiang removed his fan and Qi Long walked out.
Dongqiang reminded: "You have to be more feminine. You are a female actor now, so you have to show feminine characteristics."
Qi Long said impatiently that he understood, and walked to the front of the stage nervously, and Dong Qiang began to imitate the musical instrument with jingling bells in his mouth.
Qi Long just squirmed, stretched out his two hands and raised them in front of his chest, swaying from side to side.
"What are you doing?"
"It's a very popular dance. Jimeis, raise your hands to your chest and clean the glass with me. Clean the glass!"
"That's not it!" Gao Dongqiang hurriedly came up to stop him: "It's wrong, we are an opera, let's do it again!"
The second time, Qi Long performed a sexy dance: "touch the legs, shake the head, squat, close the legs, bend down and touch the legs."
Dong Qiang shouted back again: "Don't do these things, just have an opera figure!"
The third time, Qi Long didn’t do anything stupid, but he didn’t know how to sing lyrics. After Dong Qiang’s ventriloquist accompaniment ended, Qi Long was still stunned on the stage. Dong Qiang reminded from behind: “Ci, say the lyrics! Get on the stage. The last words!”
Qi Long understood, put his hands on his abdomen, and bent down slightly: "Hello, No. 38 Qiqi, from Beichun City, Jilin Province!"
This is the fixed line for the escort girls when they come on stage. They usually stand in a row!
I heard another audience member shouting: "Change a new batch!"
The already hilarious scene became even louder because of the audience's challenge. Qi Long stared at the audience in astonishment.
Dong Qiang walked up: "I'm sorry, sir, we are all on stage today, and this is the only disaster left!"
After such a connection, the laughter was connected again.
Qi Long grabbed Dong Qiang and said, "Foreman, kick him out. Last time he and Guo Degang didn't pay me after I drank with them!"
The audience burst into laughter, and Gao Dongqiang pushed Qi Long away: "Fuck you, I am the foreman? We are singing now, why are you introducing yourself? Lyrics?"
"What word?"
Dong Qiang spread his hands: "Yes, I don't know how to do it"
After another lesson, Qi Long's scene finally passed, and then Xue Rengui, played by Gao Dongqiang, entered the scene, asked Liu Yinhuan where he was to make sure he was not in the wrong place, and asked if he knew Liu Yinhuan.
"Sister-in-law, the daughter of member Liu, the wife of Xue Rengui, Liu's Yinhuan!"
Qi Long asked: "What silver ring?"
"Liu Yinhuan!"
"Liu Yin what?"
"Liu Yinhuan!"
"Liu Shihuan!"
"Liu Yinhuan!" Gao Dongqiang shouted into Qi Long's ear.
Qi Long pretended to be surprised: "Female?"
"Nonsense, can Xue Rengui's wife be a man?"
"No women!"
"ah?"
"Our foreman said that all the women have come out, and I'm the only one left!"
"Go to hell!" Gao Dongqiang waved his hand, and the two bowed.
At this point, the cross talk ended, and the audience burst into applause.
The audience, program staff, and crosstalk actors were all having fun, except Guo Qilin and Meng Hetang.
I really can’t take it!
(End of this chapter)