Chapter 74 Passing on the Lives
In order to attract the audience, both teams can be said to have used their best skills, such as Guankou, Peking Opera, storytelling, allegro counting and so on.
At this time, Qin Xiaoxian's embarrassment could be seen. He knew too little and stood there like a wooden pile.
It didn't get better until I started doing cross talk. I did a simple "Pairs", but I didn't get much applause.
On the other hand, in Qi Long's group, Qi Long explained the task of "Pairing" to Yue Yunpeng, and performed it with fresh energy.
The two of them are considered the king of this group, and most of them are familiar to adults!
After taking the field, Yue Yunpeng wrote the first couplet: "Eating enough is not enough, eat crab's feet, eating enough is still not enough!"
"I'll give you a ride on the donkey's buttocks. I'll ride on the donkey's buttocks for you. I'll ride on the donkey's buttocks for you!" Qi Long replied.
Yue Yunpeng waved his hand and smiled with his unique mean expression: "No! What I am saying is throwing, which is a verb."
"What's the meaning?"
"The first half of the sentence said that I didn't eat enough crabs to eat crab legs. Crab legs are also called crab legs, but crab legs are divided into claw legs and walking legs. What I mean is that after eating the claw legs, throw away those walking legs. !" Yue Yunpeng explained.
Qi Long expressed his confusion: "Why do you have a mine in your family? Why don't you eat the crabs but not the feet?"
"Don't worry about it, I'm just going to eat like this. If you don't eat enough crabs, you won't eat the crabs' feet. If you eat enough, you'll throw away your feet! Are you sorry?"
Qi Long thought for a while: "Who said I can't stand up to you? I still say this: ride a donkey and grind your buttocks, ride your buttocks and grind your buttocks!"
"Is this right?"
"That's right!"
"My throw is a verb!"
"I am also a verb, returning something!"
"My gait is a noun, how do you say my gait?"
"This is an ink ingot, one of the four treasures of the study. The best calligraphers use ink ingots. They grind them in an inkstone filled with water to produce ink for writing. I borrowed your master's ink ingot. , ride a donkey to return it!"
"This is called: riding a donkey's buttocks, riding a donkey's buttocks, riding a donkey's buttocks to return an ingot!"
Yue Yunpeng came up with a tricky question, and Qi Long cleverly solved it with the same sentence. The audience cheered, cheered, and threw Douxiaoshe medals.
The trump cards on the other side are Gao Dongqiang and Shaobing. The two of them played "Layang Pian". Like "Spitting Lotus Flowers", it is a classic slapstick show that relies on beating up partners to make jokes.
The two of them incorporated the exchange of flattery in "On Pleasure". Shaobing hit Dongqiang first, but Dongqiang tolerated it at first.
Later, he used his identity as a senior fellow in the "Nine" subdivision of the variety show to say that Shaobing, a disciple of the "Xiao" subdivision in the variety show, did not perform well enough in some areas. Let me demonstrate to you.
Then he hit the sesame seed cakes in a vengeful manner. The loud beating made the audience laugh from ear to ear and presented them with medals.
Both sides performed four or five relatively thin crosstalks, and this ended the showdown.
After it was over, all ten team members looked exhausted.
Gao Dongqiang concluded: "From this we can see why crosstalk colleagues on the same street wanted to kill each other!"
As soon as this was said, everyone laughed.
Well, there are only so many spectators on one street. The spectators went to see your show. Will my show be empty soon?
Qi Long continued: "We are pretty good here. In the past, our cross talk seniors did not have to compete with cross talk troupes on the street, but with more lively theater troupes, acrobatics, martial arts and other performances. These art competitions, which are already lively and highly entertaining, will definitely starve to death if you don’t have any ability and you can’t make any money!” “After experiencing it, I know how happy we are now. There are microphones in the theater. This is purely based on your weak voice! Shout, I drank four bottles of water!" The sizzling pancake made me feel tired just talking with my weak voice.
Everyone has their own feelings. It was not easy before. Compared with the environment in which they talk about cross talk now, it is really like heaven and earth.
The program team counted the medals, and there was not much difference between the two teams, but Qi Long and Yue Yunpeng's team was still better. The rankings of the five people collectively rose. Zhang Helun immediately showed off his power and asked Gao Dongqiang to call him uncle. Gao Dongqiang finished calling him uncle and said: " The camera is turned off, don’t leave!”
Zhang Helun ran away and the recording of this variety show ended.
That night, Qi Long, the most senior person in this episode, assigned his partner. Instead of Gao Dongqiang, he chose Qin Xiaoxian.
When I performed on the ground before, I could see that there were still too few Xiao Qin classmates. There were more and more apprentices of Lao Guo, and he no longer taught much when he reached the nine-character mark. As a master uncle, he planned to pass on the work to Qin Xiaoxian. , teach him a traditional joke.
"How about we play "Sheep on a Tree"?"
This is a classic ethics program, and it is very suitable to be used in this variety show where the uncle is one generation higher than the nephew.
Qin Xiaoxian naturally let Qi Long make the decision.
That night, Qin Xiaoxian came to Qi Long's house, and Qi Long told him about this job.
"At that time, I will say that in the free country of Texas, sheep were found in the trees. The governor over there said that whoever wants to understand this will be given 600,000 yuan. I said I am not interested, and you said you are interested. , and then I ask you to play my son and tell you why sheep can climb trees!"
Qi Long particularly emphasized that he had to show that he was interested in the 600,000 yuan Dao Le, holding his nose and admitting it for the money.
"Six hundred thousand?" Qin Xiaoxian scratched his head: "Uncle, isn't it a little small? Can the establishment of people be sustained?"
Qi Long: .
I forgot, this guy is also a rich second generation. His family runs a hotel chain. He drove a Maserati to Deyun Club to talk about cross talk. He once interviewed him on the street, and a reporter asked him about the power of 160,000 yuan. What to do? His answer was that he couldn’t do anything.
It seems that in one performance, his character was to act miserable and pretend to be poor. He said that he only had a thousand yuan a week in pocket money when he was poor.
Wouldn’t the character you wanted to set up collapse immediately? ?
"Then six million, you have to show interest anyway!" Qi Long changed his words.
After the interaction, Qi Long asked him to memorize the words carefully, and when he was leaving, he reminded him of the importance of the persona on the crosstalk stage. Once the persona you want to set up on the crosstalk stage collapses, it will be a stage accident, and the whole thing will happen. The programs are no longer established.
When preparing for work in the future, ask your partner Sun Jiuxiang if these things that enhance the character are reasonable.
Qin Xiaoxian expressed his acceptance and left Qi Long's home.
Qi Long sat down and pondered in his mind. If the persona on the cross talk stage collapsed, it would be considered a stage accident at best. If the persona in the entertainment industry collapsed, then his acting career would basically be over.
Why did you set up a single personality, only to find that your girlfriend kept stepping on several different boats;
I set up a pure character design, but found that I was trying every way to grab the C position. People wore white on the entire stage, but you had to wear black.
We don't want to create these messy characters. There are only four words for character: crosstalk actor.
By the way, Brother Qian’s personality is not easy to collapse. Smoking, drinking and perming your hair. The harder you smoke, the more stable your personality will be.
If Brother Qian wants to collapse his house, he must be sick and the doctor warns him not to smoke or drink. At the same time, his hair has fallen out and he cannot have his hair permed, hahaha!
Regarding the pair, there is an answer from Xhu netizen [Golden Open Smile], which I find very interesting.
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