Chapter 119 Program List
As Guo and Lin finished their performances, no one was left in the conference room, and they were all dragged away for punishment.
Guo Donglin will perform a sketch at the party, and Lin Junjie is one of their co-singers.
After everyone returned to the conference room, they carefully waited for the guests behind them. Fortunately, there was no such thing as Guo Donglin playing Lin Junjie.
The two guests who came later were the gentle singer Li Jian and the sweet sweetheart leader Wang Xinling.
Neither of them brought anything funny to them.
The last singer was Da Zhangwei, who started talking as soon as he entered the door: "Hello everyone, I am Da Zhangwei, and the partner I hope to find farts under the bed!"
"How do you say it?" Qi Long immediately knew that what he was saying was a joke and asked.
"Be able to write (sound) and be able to do martial arts (cover)!"
"Then you are very demanding!" Qi Long continued.
Da Zhangwei nodded: "The crotch is on fire - of course!"
"What you said makes them all look like turtles attending day school!" Qi Long looked at a few people acting like they were holding back laughter. He was obviously a little embarrassed by Da Zhangwei, so he also turned on the wisecracking mode.
This thing is also often used in cross talk, and there is even a special job called "Wheezes"!
"Turtle runs day school? How do you say it?" Da Zhangwei asked Qi Long.
“I can’t live in school anymore (I can’t hold back my laughter)!”
Everyone who was not amused by Da Zhangwei was amused by Qi Long, and Nicometi smiled and pushed him angrily.
"Teacher, look at it, it has to be the witty words of our cross talk actors. My witty words are Wu Jing standing on Zhou Juelun."
"What's the meaning?"
"Excellent!"
"Oh, your witticism is really showing off my face when the tattoo artist closed his eyes!"
If it was just Da Zhangwei who said it, it would be more awkward, but Qi Long took over, and the two of them had the feeling of competing with each other on the cross talk stage. When two people said it, it was not so awkward. , on the contrary, everyone expected them to say something.
Ruan Jingtian and Nicometi, who were laughing just now, didn't even come out of the house, they just watched from the same place.
Several others are still living in school before Turtle has time to enroll in day school!
Qi Long continued: "If you compete with a cross talk actor with wisecracks, you can't compete. You are flying a kite with Beining, and your background is not high; if you get on the horse with Beining, you are in a dilemma; if you throw Beining's neck, you The neck is good but not long, so you spread Beining"
"Stop talking, hahahaha!" Sa Beining held down Qi Long: "I think you are addicted to cigarettes!"
"What do you mean?"
"Looking for a shot!"
"Hahahahahaha!" Sa Beining roared, making everyone in the room happy.
At this point, the last guest has appeared and all the guests are in place.
Everyone took off their makeup, changed into their normal appearance, and gathered in the conference room again. The six people who were originally unsure of themselves felt full of confidence and strength when they saw the guest lineup invited by the program team!
Sa Beining pointed at them: "Hey, I feel that it's enough for Xiaoni and I to be hosts!"
Xiao Ni agreed: "Yes, these are all talented singers!"
Sha Yi: "Now I'm worried about whether it will be delayed!"
"Indeed, six groups are enough. You see, Da Zhangwei ignited the atmosphere in the opening, and then he was joined by teacher Li Jian, who was gentle and elegant, and then he joined the Phoenix group, where Linghua sang and Zeng Yi sang."
Qi Long was pushed away while he was talking.
"Don't look at two people and think they are talking about whether cross talk is good or not. Zeng Yi is not a compliment." Nicometi joked.
He watched the second episode of the program and found out that when Qi Long was tricked into talking about the news, he said that he was flattering.
Qi Long was dissatisfied and sang: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me care about it with my heart." You stay! 】
Including Nicometi, the one who complained about him, the five people shouted together: "Stay!"
"What is this if it's not a compliment?" Qi Long spread his hands.
"Hahahahaha!"
After playing and having fun, they still have to cooperate with others. Qi Long, as the first choice who laughed the least in the laughter challenge, looked at the Phoenix group: "Let's make a group of the three of us!"
Everyone laughed and pushed Qi Long: "I'm not a crosstalk actor!"
The reason why he chose Phoenix Group was because Qi Long had an idea. People said that Zeng Yi had few lyrics. He thought of a song from another world, which would give Zeng Yi extra work! But let’s not talk about this now. We will talk about it after the partner selection is completed.
Everyone chose in turn. Sa Beining, as the "little prince of high notes", chose to team up with Han Hong, and Ruan Jingtian chose Wang Xinling to form a combination of handsome men and beautiful women.
In fact, Ruan Jingtian was ranked last, and it stands to reason that Wang Xinling could not be chosen. However, both of them are from Baodao and it is convenient to rehearse, so no one chose Ruan Jingtian, leaving it to Ruan Jingtian.
Yue Yunpeng and Li Jian, Sha Yi and Da Zhangwei, Nicometi and Lin Junjie.
After being divided into groups, the collective recording is over. Everyone goes to prepare their own things. When it comes time to rehearse, just ask the program team to go over and follow the filming.
Logically speaking, the members basically just learn the guests' songs and then play along, but Qi Long talked about his ideas to Phoenix Group.
"Teacher Linghua, do you want to experience Zeng Yi's happiness?" Qi Long asked.
Zeng Yi was confused: "Why am I so happy?"
"With just a few words and half the money, our popular actors on the cross talk stage are so happy!"
"Hahahaha! What do you mean, you want him to sing more and I sing less?" Linghua smiled and asked.
Qi Long nodded repeatedly: "Yes, I have an idea to write a song. Teacher Zeng Yi and I will rap, and you will hum along and sing the hook!"
"Okay, but is it too late? It doesn't take long to prepare!"
"Tomorrow, let's find a place to discuss, and I'll finish the song. It's all in my head!" Qi Long said confidently: "Look, you two, if it doesn't work, we won't sing this!"
Qi Long also suggested that if someone has a song they want to sing more, Qi Long can't stop it. Maybe they come to the show to promote it.
After hearing what Qi Long said so politely, both members of the Phoenix group had no objections and said they would talk after listening to the song.
The next day, Qi Long took "Mountains and Rivers" to the recording studio inside the Phoenix Group's contract management company. He didn't even listen to it. Just looking at the lyrics, Zeng Yi and Linghua made the decision: sing!
The lyrics are majestic and very consistent with their previous song style.
There is a line in it that they both like very much: [Look at that phoenix that will eventually fly into a legend! 】
"Oh, Teacher Qi, this feeling is tailor-made for us!"
"Almost, you two are already legends!" Qi Long praised sincerely.
"Okay, that's it!" the two decided.
Zeng Yi was very excited because he had many Ci poems. He held Qi Long’s hand and exclaimed: “I finally found the fun of memorizing Ci!”
Linghua Ci Shao was also very happy: "Then I finally found Zeng Yi's joy?"
"Hahahahaha!" Qi Long laughed.
Qi Long and his group have already decided to sing this. In addition to this song, Phoenix Group will also have the stage to themselves and perform a piece of their own. Qi Long also needs to prepare a show. He is a cross talk actor, so naturally he plans to Talking about cross talk.
If Yue Yunpeng wants to act with Sun Yue, then Qi Long should also find his own partner. The two groups of crosstalk actors should discuss it and avoid running into each other.
The large stage is performed in a stadium, and the distance between the audience and the audience is relatively far, making cross talk that makes people laugh inappropriate.
CCTV's variety show, too pornographic jokes are not suitable. There is no need to re-perform the ones that have been performed recently, so let's just do a traditional job. They plan to perform "Letter from the Family of Shanxi Province"!
Due to the arrangement of the program, Qi Long, who originally had a lot of free time, became busy, so traditional work was more convenient, because Qi Long and Dong Qiang had already performed in the long Shanxi Cross Talk Society small theater period. Countless times.
As long as the two of them don't drink too much, there will never be any mistakes in cooperation. This is a tacit understanding!
In addition to rehearsing on their own, they also discuss in the group. Because this is a show that everyone needs to do together, they have to work together and give each other advice.
The stage prepared by Yue Yunpeng and Li Jian shocked everyone.
Because Li Jian hoped that Yue Yunpeng would play the role of the king of the daughter country on the singing stage, and the two of them would sing a song "Daughter's Love" together!
Yue Yunpeng was a little hesitant, but the big guys who were watching the fun and not taking it too seriously said that this proposal was great and would definitely refresh the audience and see different program effects!
So they all encouraged Yue Yunpeng to decide if he could do it!
With their encouragement, Yue Yunpeng decided to give it a try.
Sa Beining and Han Hong are serious singers. They plan to sing two songs, one "Clouds in Hometown" and one "Pear Blossoms Are Blooming". Everyone complained in the group that Teacher Sa is very brave and praised Teacher Han Hong. This person whose Chinese singing skills are at the ceiling, dares to sing two songs.
Qi Long said: I really relied on my singing to recommend me to Peking University, so I no longer know what my last name is!
Nigometi is similar. He and Lin Junjie sang Lin Junjie’s own song called "Songs for No One", but Nicometi felt very uncomfortable. He said that song was too difficult to sing. .
Mr. Lin is a male, but that high-pitched song is not something ordinary men can sing.
He decided to sing harmony, a bass kind of thing.
In this regard, Qi Long, who has no scruples in the group, commented like this:
[Nicometti, a man without orgasm! ] caused the group to burst into laughter. Qi Long then explained that there was no climax in the singing!
Ruan Jingtian and Wang Xinling decided to sing a sweet song "When You". This song was written by Lin Junjie and given to Wang Xinling to sing.
So Ruan Jingtian and Sa Beining were also rated as the courageous group. How can you not be brave when you sing in front of the original singer?
As for the last one, Lao Sha, he has been posting photos of himself sitting on the ground exhausted in the group every day for the past two days, complaining about Da Zhang Wei’s high energy. He only sings when he is asked to sing, and he has to jump along with him. He yelled: This feels so good!
In this way, the program list was officially confirmed, with twelve songs, two crosstalks, and a sketch, with professional Sa Beining and Nicometi as hosts.
The specifications are quite high, just waiting for the show!
Sorry, I was too sleepy after writing the last chapter. I wanted to lie down for half an hour, but ended up lying down until half past nine
(End of this chapter)