Chapter 121 "Letter from Jin Province"
"Wow, I didn't expect, I didn't expect, Qi Long, you can also write raps!" Everyone praised Qi Long after taking the stage.
It's not that I'm snubbing the guests, because the guests have their own stage. After the performance, the focus is on the guests. Now, Qi Long has to be promoted.
Sa Beining also talked about another previous song by Qi Long: "Young China"
"Qi Long is really good at writing such majestic and passionate stories. Hey, everyone, we happen to be here. Qi Long, please write another piece of "Young China"!"
Qi Long was confused: "Are you bringing a counter-argument?"
Before he could finish speaking, the sound teacher had already played the accompaniment, which was the last section of the song and the highest-pitched part.
Qi Long held the microphone: [Young people have their own teenage madness, and their hearts are like the blazing sun. Thousands of obstacles prevent me from going forward. Today, I am a young man! 】
As Qi Long started singing, the audience in the auditorium also started singing, including the members of the Phoenix Group and the Challenge Group behind him, who all sang along in a low voice.
[The sky is high, the sea is thousands of miles long, the Chinese youth are full of high spirits, work hard to become pillars, and live up to their youth! 】
"This song is for all Chinese youths. May I, a young Chinese boy, never grow old with the sky, and may I, a young Chinese boy, be boundless with my country!" Sa Beining concluded with the original words: "Just like the books we donated to everyone in this event, they are I hope they can also learn good knowledge from these books and become talented people.”
"Yes!" Qi Long nodded.
Sa Beining turned his head: "Stop complimenting us, just sit back and rest! The stage will be handed over to the Phoenix Group!"
Qi Long was driven away. He took off his Tang suit and changed into a coat as soon as he got off the stage. After the Phoenix group ended, it was his cross talk performance with Dong Qiang.
"Mrs. Shexiang? Never heard of it! Unpopular songs?" Dong Qiang had already changed into his coat and was wondering on the side stage.
Qi Long glanced at him: "You'll hear it soon!"
Phoenix Group, do you have any unpopular songs?
Sure enough, half a minute later, Dong Qiang, like many viewers, sang along: [Wumeng Mountain is connected to the mountains outside the mountain, and the moonlight shines on Xiangshui Beach]
"Hahahahaha!" Qi Long said happily: "I'll use this as a baggage to answer the call later!"
Soon, the Phoenix Group finished singing, and after the interview, the host announced the next program: "Please enjoy the cross talk "Letter from the Family in Jin Province", performer:"
When Nicomati said this, he left the name of the person to Sabinin.
Sa Beining deliberately made a joke: "Qi Delong Dongqiang!"
The audience laughed, the lights were temporarily turned off, the staff moved the table up, turned on the face lights, and Qi Longdong stepped forward.
"Okay!!!" the audience shouted.
When there were sketches before, I guessed whether there would be cross talk. Hey, there really was one. What a surprise among surprises.
It’s hard to buy tickets for Qi Long and Dong Qiang’s cross talk right now. The special tickets just went on sale a few days ago. In a few seconds, they were gone. You can actually hear them here.
"Thank you for your enthusiastic applause. It was the Phoenix Group just now!"
"right!"
"These two are so hot. Linghua's willow work is particularly good, and Zeng Yipeng'an is also good!"
"Eh?" Dong Qiang stopped him: "I'm just a singer. I don't talk about Liu Huo'er, and I don't get any praise!"
"Who is singing?" Qi Long suddenly started singing.
Gao Dongqiang immediately answered: "It'sme"
"What is this if not flattery?" Qi Long asked back.
The audience laughed and Dong Qiang nodded: "That's right!"
"You two are popular. It can be said that there are no unpopular songs. When "Lady Luxury Fragrance" came out just now, Dong Qiang told me that I had never heard of it. Many viewers were also confused. After half a minute, there was one: Wumeng Mountain is connected to Shanwai Mountain!”
Dong Qiang also sang along: "The moonlight shines on Xiangshui Beach!"
The audience’s laughter proved that Qi Long was right!
"Let the two of you go down and have a rest. It's up to us to perform. To be honest with you, we are also a team!"
"Yes, Qi Delong and Dongqiang." Dongqiang now spreads Beining's burden.
Qi Long waved his hand: "No, no, no, our combination is called handsome, and I am the handsome one!"
Dong Qiang subconsciously answered: "Yes, I am that one. What did you say!"
After reacting, he pushed Qi Long, opened the door and opened the baggage.
"Just kidding, you all know that Dong Qiang and I studied in the Imperial Capital when we were young. Sometimes when the master gave us a day off, we would go back to Jin Province!"
"yes!"
"At that time, I had an old friend from Jin Province. I met an old friend in a foreign country. He repaired bicycles. He was about twenty years older than me, but the two of us became brothers. He often invited me to dinner. One time I went over. He said that there was a friend who didn't come. There were no mobile phones at that time, and there was no phone in the courtyard where he lived. He asked me to wait for a while and drew a painting for his apprentice to send over."
It was originally a traditional joke, and it was not a cross talk show, so the two of them got into the work quickly without saying much.
Qi Long began to imitate, saying that he drew a little man, covering his mouth with one hand, bending over and covering his buttocks with the other hand, and gave the painting away.
"Wait a minute. If you want to invite someone to dinner, you have to send a letter? Why don't you just give me a shout?"
"No, his friend has a problem with his ears and can't hear what he's yelling at!"
"He asked his apprentice to send a letter, and he quickly sent it back. He drew a big tortoise and locked it in a bird cage. When my elder brother saw it, he said, come on, let's eat!"
Dong Qiang was confused: "Wait a minute, can you explain what you mean? Draw a person and a turtle?"
Qi Long explained to him that my brother couldn't write so he drew pictures. This man crouched down and covered his mouth with one hand and the other behind his back, saying: I'll treat you to dinner this afternoon!
“Oh, so advanced?” Dong Qiang was surprised: “Holding a turtle in a bird cage?”
"The turtle has a big shell, which is called Dagai in Shanxi dialect. The turtle's big shell can't get out of the birdcage. What do you mean? It probably can't get out!"
Dong Qiang was shocked again: "Ouch, this is such high technology!"
This is the content of "Letter to Family from Jin Province". A person who cannot write writes letters to his family by drawing pictures, guessing what the paintings mean, with the dialect of Jin Province, a timid and narrative style. crosstalk.
For this type of cross talk, those who praise it generally don't mix things up, and they can't add too many bits and pieces of baggage, otherwise it will affect the overall narrative.
Therefore, Dong Qiang is praised in a formal manner, and Qi Long is spoken vividly.
It is said that one day Qi Long was allowed to go home to visit his parents on leave by his master, so he asked his eldest brother if he wanted anything. The eldest brother painted a painting and got fifty yuan for him to send to his family.
Of course I had to help my brother, so Qi Long got in the car. "It's boring in the car. Dongqiang's family went to Hainan for a trip. I was alone. If Dongqiang was here, we could still chat and practice cross talk. Without him, I was so bored. All day and night ah!"
“The trains were slow back then!”
"What should I do? I didn't bring a book or a game console, eh?" Qi Long held a fan pretending to be a "letter" and his eyes lit up.
Below, an audience member who was familiar with this passage challenged him: "Open the letter!"
"Look, I thought the same way at the time!"
"How wicked!"
Describing the contents of the letter, there are seven camels lying upside down on the ground, two flies on a tree, four big tortoises on the side, and two wine bottles.
"What does this mean?"
"I don't know either? Send it to me and ask!"
After arriving at his house, Qi Long handed over the letter and money together. The old man looked at it and knew that they were brothers.
"How can you tell?" Dong Qiang was confused.
Qi Long asked him: "Dongqiang, you are from Jin Province. Who are the five people from Jin Province?"
"consistent!"
"Six?"
"A bunch!"
"Seven?"
"One handful!" Dong Qiang reacted: "Oh, seven handfuls, but where did the brothers come from?"
Here is Qi Long and Dong Qiang's personal adaptation of "Letter from Jin Province". Because Dong Qiang is from Jin Province, it is reasonable to ask him about the dialect of Jin Province.
"Think about that camel posture!" Qi Long said with a knowing smile.
Dong Qiang was shocked: "Humpback is stuck on the ground and calls you brother?"
"Nonsense, a serious painting won't pass the test!"
Moving on to the other side of the story, a fly is called a fly in Shanxi dialect, which means money, so two flies represent a gift of money.
Lying down on a tree means having plenty of money (tree).
How many? Four bastards, four eight thirty-two, two wine bottles, two nine hundred and eighty, in total, fifty yuan, no more, no less!
Dong Qiang looked shocked: "How can it be like this! If you are illiterate, you have to memorize the multiplication table!"
"That's not true. I repair bicycles and do business!"
In reply, the old man and Qi Long each drew a picture of their brothers' wives.
"It's broken. I forgot my book again. There are no books or game consoles. I'm so bored, eh?"
"Open the letter!" This time, most of the audience started to chat!
“I think so too!”
In the reply letter, the old man’s reply was two upside-down buckets. There were flies on the upside-down buckets. They also drew large and small circles. A firecracker was placed in the large circle, and a silkworm was placed in the small circle.
My sister-in-law's reply was very rich. One of the lotus roots was broken, but the silk was still attached, and there was a very small piece of charcoal next to the lotus root.
On the side are two pigeons, a duck, and an elephant with its trunk curled up and a knife killing a goose.
"What's this all about?" Dong Qiang was confused again.
Qi Long nodded: "I know that flies are silver. I don't understand anything else. I was thinking at that time, if you say I draw something, how can he guess it?"
"You are lacking in virtue!"
"I drew a self-portrait on the side, waving fifty dollars in my hand, with a cigarette in my mouth! I brought my brother with a letter."
The audience was looking forward to the reveal of the mystery just laid.
"What else is said about buckets in Jin Province? Dongqiang?"
"Shui Shao!"
"Hey, the water pot has fallen. Do you still have any money?"
"The money has arrived!" Dong Qiang was shocked: "That's what it means!"
Qi Long nodded, and then said, the big circle is the rice bowl, the small circle is the tea bowl, there are silkworms in the tea bowl, the silkworms can spin silk, so it is tea thought, the firecrackers in the rice bowl go off, so it is the rice ring.
On the other side, the sister-in-law made the brother's heart feel disconnected, that is the long thread, and the small charcoal on the side, that is the short charcoal, long thoughts but short sighs!
“What are two pigeons and one duck?”
"When I say brother, it's his wife calling him: Brother, brother!"
"The elephant killed the goose?"
"I'm thinking about it!"
"Oh, in Jin provincial dialect, it means you want me to die!" Dong Qiang explained.
Qi Long pointed to the open fan: "What I'm most curious about is how he explains my self-portrait? What does it mean when I say brothers?"
"What did he say?"
"Oh, this is my son who took the family's fifty yuan to buy cigarettes and smoked me?" Qi Long suddenly reacted and pointed at himself.
"He became someone else's son!" Dong Qiang pointed at Qi Long.
The two took a step back and bowed. At this point, the cross talk ended.
It’s a traditional joke, but many people at the scene have never heard it, and some have forgotten it. It sounds fresh and fresh, and the most important thing is that it’s free!
“Okay!”
There is a version of Jin Zi that is particularly good (not the live version, the current Liu in the live version cannot connect.)
(End of this chapter)