Chapter 124 There is a chicken in my room!
Chancheng, Guangdong Province, is the famous hometown of martial arts in China. In martial arts novels, you can often see descriptions of Chancheng's Shadowless Kicks. Here is the recording of the new issue of Extreme Men's Gang.
Six people gathered in the garden behind a hotel at eight o'clock in the evening and invited the two guests of this episode, crosstalk actor Qin Xiaoxian and actor Sha Yi.
They are all acquaintances of Qi Long: "These two, one is my good nephew and the other is my good brother. The three of us will form an alliance directly!"
"That won't work. I've watched the show. You're in alliance with everyone. It's not reliable. I'm in alliance with Honglei!" Sha Yi put his arm around Sun Honglei's shoulders.
Everyone looked at him in surprise: "Are you sure you've watched the first issue?"
"Look, Brother Honglei just wanted to make a joke with others. Didn't he go back to the hamburger restaurant later? So he's doing it out of loyalty!"
"Yes!" Sun Honglei hugged Sha Yi: "I am loyal, and that is for the effect of the show!"
"Are you afraid of being scolded by Yixing fans?" Qi Long joked.
Sun Honglei laughed loudly. There were indeed many people criticizing him on his Weibo, at least in the name of Zhang Yixing's fans. However, Zhang Yixing also posted on Weibo at the time to make his fans rational. It was just a show. He and Hong Lei Brother Lei actually has a very good relationship, so don’t curse people.
After Zhang Yixing said this, Sun Honglei's Weibo changed from a lot of people abusing him to a lot of people apologizing for the person who abused him.
This shows that fans in the fandom can still be controlled, but many artists are afraid of offending fans and dare not mention it. They are afraid that fans will say "I am ready to fight to the death, why did your majesty surrender first?" and then lose their fans.
There are also studios that simply acquiesce or even suggest fans to attack other artists or even ordinary netizens, but that is another matter.
Yixing is very good at this point. When he encountered a situation where his fans attacked others because they didn't know him, he publicly stopped them. This time, he also stopped the fans from trolling Sun Honglei, and even called Sun Honglei specifically to replace him. The fan apologized, so it did not affect the relationship between the two.
On the contrary, Honglei valued him more, unlike some idols who suddenly became popular and were arrogant.
"Hahahaha, I'm scared!" Sun Honglei shook his hand.
Zhang Yixing quickly shouted: "I apologized to Brother Honglei, and we called him the same day!"
"Yes, I actually don't care. Yixing particularly cared about it. He called me to apologize and even gave me gifts. It made me feel embarrassed!"
Qin Xiaoxian stood aside and suddenly said expressionlessly: "Uncle Master, that's not right!"
"What's wrong?" Qi Long knew that his nephew was going to "frame" him, so he gave him some information.
Qin Xiaoxian said seriously: "That day when the show was broadcast, Teacher Honglei called you crying and said, he didn't know Yixing was so popular, so he gave him a thumbs up when he found out?"
"Hahahahaha!" Qi Long laughed and clapped, and the others burst into laughter.
Qi Long pointed at Qin Xiaoxian who still looked serious after saying this: "How about my nephew, Qin Fengxian?"
Xiao Qin's false accusations were revealed in the Douxiao Club. He often spread rumors in a serious manner, saying that Gao Dongqiang was a sissy in private, and Qi Long exposed his true nature when he was drunk in private and wanted to be a member of the men's national football team. Beer cans used as balls!
Just like making up jokes to tease his partner on the cross talk stage, the audience will not take what he said as true, but it is a very good program effect.
"Hey, Qin Xiaoxian, does Qi Long have something unknown in private?"
Qin Xiaoxian glanced at Qi Long: "Uncle Master often holds his cell phone alone in the backstage and watches female anchors dance. If you don't reward me, it's just a waste of time!"
"Hahahaha, do you still have this hobby?"
"Yes, yes, Qi Long loves to look at his mobile phone. When we are recording the show, he always uses his mobile phone to watch videos during breaks!" Sha Yi nodded in agreement.
Qi Long immediately retorted: "That's nonsense. Have you seen the screen of my mobile phone?"
"I've seen it before. That time you were watching the Chinese men's football team!" Qin Xiaoxian told the joke Qi Long said backstage.
Qi Long immediately panicked: "This is so embarrassing. I accidentally brushed it. Really, I accidentally brushed it. I don't watch the Chinese men's football team. What I watched was indeed the female anchor dancing!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
Everyone smiled and chatted about another guest, Sha Yi, and Qin Xiaoxian slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
Well, Uncle Master is still good and will cooperate and take my words.
When they talked about what Sha Yi wanted to do in this show, Sha Yi said that he wanted to win this episode, because in the first episode, if you win, you will get gold, and he is here for the gold!
"Well, if Brother Sha wins gold, you can give him less." Qi Long covered half of his mouth, seemingly whispering to the director team, but in fact everyone could hear it.
Sha Yi quit on the spot: "Why?"
"Brother Sha, why are you so loud? You can't hand over your gold when you take it back. I'll give it to you in cash. Don't you have pocket money?" Qi Long looked like he was thinking about you.
Sha Yi's eyes lit up: "Good brother, director, please cut this part!"
"Hey, give me some cash if I win!" Luo Zhiqiang also spoke. The little pig in this world is a henkeeper. No matter how late he stays to record the show, as long as it is not recorded continuously, he will definitely go home.
Huang Bai: "Either Qi Long has a good character and is considerate. From now on, we will invite married women to our programs. If you come and win, we will give you a discount. I will give you a discount of a few hundred dollars for the announcement fee to put in your own pocket." No need to hand it over to your wife!”
"Hahahahahaha"
After a very happy opening, the director announced the mission content. Everyone came to the hometown of martial arts, and naturally they had to learn martial arts tomorrow.
To practice Qigong, they need to dance after hearing the chicken, so they have to choose a box. In the box are room cards and an alarm clock. At a fixed time, the alarm clock will sound.
The earliest alarm clock is two thirty, and the latest alarm clock is three forty!
"Qi Long, you choose first!" Huang Bai commanded, pulling the big guy and whispering: "He will definitely choose the one at 2:30!"
Everyone nodded after hearing this. Qi Long's African chieftain was verified by the program!
Qi Long snorted coldly: "My girlfriend gave me an idea. Instead of choosing the one I wanted to choose, choose another one. I took a look and wanted to choose box number six, but I couldn't choose box six. Box No. 7, I have to choose No. 7 next to No. 6! "
"So now that you have decided to choose No. 7, is No. 7 the worst?" Luo Zhiqiang said that this makes no sense.
Qi Long turned back: "Yes, No. 6 is what I want to choose, and No. 7 is what I decided to choose. It must be a bad box, so I choose No. 8!" After saying that, Qi Long picked up No. 8 without any ink, and Um?
The alarm clock is at three o'clock, good or bad luck!
At this time, everyone was very curious about what boxes No. 6 and No. 7 were. Sha Yi pulled down No. 6 at once: "I don't believe it. What Qi Long wants to choose can be so bad? I'll do it!"
Open the box: half past two!
"Hahahahahahahaha!"
Box No. 7 on one side, at two forty, the second worst box was chosen by Qin Xiaoxian.
Everyone else also selected their boxes and entered the hotel with their room cards.
As soon as he entered the room, he saw cameras everywhere in the bedroom. As he moved in the room, the cameras would rotate. Qi Long looked at the cameras and said: "Yan Min's alarm clock is definitely not that simple. I have to look at the room." Is there any mechanism?"
After saying that, he fiddled around in the hotel for a while, and finally found a basin of water on the ceiling above the bed, and a strange device next to it.
No need to think about it, the water must have poured down at three o'clock, waking people up all at once!
Qi Long threw the quilt on the sofa and planned to sleep on the sofa today. Qi Long, who figured out the mechanism, walked into the bathroom to take a shower. Of course, there was no camera in the bathroom, so Qi Long checked one time.
While taking a shower, Qi Long vaguely heard a knock on the door and Yixing's call: "Brother Qi Long, Brother Qi Long"
There are cameras all over the hotel, so Qi Long can't go out naked.
Although it would definitely not be broadcast, the whole company's post-production staff could see it, so he couldn't open the door immediately.
"Yixing, you're taking a shower, wait a minute!"
I don't know if Zhang Yixing heard it, but Qi Long speeded up the bath and walked out of the bathroom wearing a hotel bathrobe. When he opened the door, there was no sign of Zhang Yixing. When he looked around, he saw Zhang Yixing talking at the door of the next door.
"Brother Honglei, there is a chicken in my room!"
"Ah?" Sun Honglei's voice came out through the door.
Qi Long also understood in seconds, and then patted his head. He understood, it was a crowing chicken, not a hotel chicken
He walked over: "What's going on?"
Sun Honglei also opened the door: "What nonsense are you talking about, kid?"
"No, I have chickens in my room!" Zhang Yixing and his two brothers said eagerly.
"The program team put it on?" Sun Honglei was confused.
Qi Long suppressed a smile on the side.
"Well, I'm not afraid of sharp-mouthed animals!" Zhang Yixing nodded.
Sun Honglei had a weird expression, and then laughed out loud, and Qi Long, who was holding back his laughter, also laughed together.
The co-author is a rooster?
"Then what, you live with me?" Qi Long asked.
Sun Honglei immediately pulled Zhang Yixing: "As long as you can be a good person, I will live with Yixing, and I have no chicken!"
Qi Long didn't argue and asked the two of them to go to bed early, then went back to his room, lay on the sofa, and whispered:
[I bought an ebony stem for a tobacco pouch and pinched both ends to make a line of black; the second sister went to sing her eyebrows and looked in the mirror and saw two lines of black; the pink wall was written with "Kawako" and three lines of black appeared horizontally and vertically]
This is the "Ten Paths of Darkness" in the eight-minute tongue twister in the program "Eighteen Sorrows Tongue Twisters".
It is a very interesting word that uses many homophones. For example, "five blacks" means buying a chicken that won't lay eggs and locking it in a cage until it becomes black;
Another example: When the two sisters went to cut wheat in Nanwa, they lost her sickle and pulled it out until it was black!
After hearing the joke about the chicken in the room, Qi Long remembered this paragraph and started chanting it. As he chanted it, he drifted into sleep until there was a knock on the door.
"Qi Long, Qi Long" Sha Yi's voice came from outside the door.
Qi Long ran over and opened the door: "What's wrong, Brother Sha?"
"I was woken up and I'm still sleepy. Come to your place and take a nap!" Sha Yi requested.
Qi Long nodded: "Come in, you can sleep on the sofa!"
"I can sleep on the sofa, but Long, you have to think about your brother sleeping on the sofa. Did you sleep well?" Sha Yi asked sincerely: "You sleep on the sofa. My brother often sleeps on the sofa at home. You will get married in the future. Get used to it in advance!”
Qi Long was confused and asked him to sleep on the sofa because he remembered that the bed was not safe, so he said so. But when Sha Yi said this, he woke up immediately: "Okay, brother, you sleep on the bed!"
"Good brother!"
Sha Yi lay on the bed, and a minute later, the sound of snoring started to rise.
Qi Long was shocked. He fell asleep so quickly. He was no longer sleepy and was playing on his phone on the sofa. He could have an energy drink in the app and stay energetic all day long!
Not long after, there was a crash, the mechanism on the ceiling opened, and a basin of water hit Sha Yi's face.
Sha Yi woke up with a sudden swish, and Qi Long pretended to be shocked: "Oh, is this an alarm clock?"
He trotted to the bathroom and brought Sha Yi a towel. Sha Yi wiped the towel and looked at Qi Long: "Thank you, thank you!"
Qi Long turned around and smiled. Look, he still has to thank us!
(End of this chapter)