Chapter 126 If you do the task, I will make you laugh!
After defeating Qin Xiaoxian and taking away one of his skills, Qin Xiaoxian ran away, fearing that his uncle would retaliate if he suddenly challenged him.
Without one skill, he couldn't beat him.
Qi Long stayed to watch the battle between Huang Bai and Luo Zhiqiang, and learned that light kung fu is more powerful than the golden bell and iron shirt, and the shadowless kick is better than the powerful Vajra kick. Powerful information, and unexpectedly attacked Luo Zhiqiang at the door after Luo Zhiqiang took out a skill and launched a challenge.
Luo Zhiqiang, who had only two skills, felt that Qi Long was sure of it. He used his strongest Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms at the beginning. However, Luo Zhiqiang, who had got into the plastic chimney opposite, had a golden bell cover and an iron cloth shirt. It was Qi Long who failed.
Moreover, Qi Long's Seven Injury Fist was also weaker than Luo Zhiqiang's powerful Vajra Kick, and the light kung fu he had just received from Qin Xiaoxian was lost to Luo Zhiqiang.
Qi Long fled, but he discovered important information, that is, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms is the strongest Kung Fu, and the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Shirt is the weakest Kung Fu, but the weakest is the strongest.
Just like the elephant and mouse in the battle of beasts, the elephant can destroy all living creatures but cannot touch the mouse!
Therefore, as long as you have the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, the Golden Bell, and the second-strongest Shadowless Kick, your winning rate will be greatly improved. Of course, the prerequisite is to guess the opponent's move list through psychological warfare.
Qi Long analyzed and came to a large water tank. At this time, Zhang Yixing was soaking in the water and holding his breath.
His task is to shut up for two minutes after eating spicy food. Even if the challenge is successful, there will be Wang Xun waiting in line, Zhang Yixing's face will be red, his mouth is closed but he can't breathe.
Qi Long knew at a glance that he couldn't challenge him. Yixing was from Hunan Province, a province where he couldn't even cook without adding chili peppers. He was like this, let alone himself.
It is very important for crosstalk actors to protect their throats, so Qi Long eats less spicy food, and the less he eats, the less he accepts spicy food.
So he doesn't plan to challenge this task, let Wang Xun from Shancheng and Yixing from Hunan do it.
But after you have come, how can you leave just like that? Recording the program, the overall effect of the program is important.
"Brother Xun, I recently found a book that is very good. I recommend it to you!" Qi Long opened his mouth.
Wang Xun was confused: "What book?"
"It's called "There's Always a Villain Trying to Steal My Master"?"
"Internet articles?"
"He also has another name, called "Journey to the West"!"
"Hahahaha!" Wang Xun laughed, and after changing the title, it became an online article.
Zhang Yixing, who had been closing his mouth with force, immediately clamped his mouth with his hands, turned his mouth into a duck's flat mouth, and smiled with his mouth between his lips.
"Yes, and "Going Home to Visit Relatives, I Captured My Cousin"!"
"What is this?"
"A Dream of Red Mansions"
""The Sick Young Master and the Handsome Day Laborer""
"This is?"
""Young Runtu"!"
""The rich young man fell in love with the charming little mother and regretted it, chasing love on a rainy night"!"
"This again?"
""thunderstorm"!"
"Hahahahahahaha!" Wang Xun laughed loudly, and Yixing on the side felt even more uncomfortable. Finally he opened his mouth and laughed, constantly exhaling.
Zhang Yixing's challenge had to start with eating chili peppers again. He looked uncomfortable: "Hey, brother Qi Long! Don't tease me, hahahaha."
It was Wang Xun who went to eat chili peppers. In order to show fairness, Qi Long spoke again after he finished eating the abnormally spicy chicken wings.
"Yixing, let me tell you, this life sometimes needs to be regular. I heard senior crosstalk people say that Senior Brother Wang Xun's life is very regular. What time does he eat, what time does he get up, and what time does he go to the toilet. If you have a fixed time, you can live a regular life and be healthy!" Qi Long looked serious and preaching.
Yixing didn't know how to praise him, so he thought Qi Long was going to teach him, but Wang Xun had already covered his ears.
Qi Long went over and opened his hand and continued: "Look at our Brother Xun, we eat on time at twelve noon every day, defecate on time at eight o'clock every morning, and get up on time at nine o'clock."
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Hahaha, am I on the bed?" Wang Xun couldn't help laughing and pushed Qi Long away: "Don't make trouble!"
"If you two want me to leave, you can tell me a mission location!" Qi Long asked immediately.
Zhang Yixing and Wang Xun immediately informed him of the location of Qing Gong and Toad Kung Fu they had learned, and Qi Long left with satisfaction.
It has been proven that Qing Gong is not powerful. Qi Long has no interest in it, so he goes to the mission location of Toad Kung Fu.
The task was to hold one's breath underwater for 120 seconds, which was no challenge for Qi Long. He was a cross talk actor with a large lung capacity. He got into the water and started to time the time silently in his mind. He didn't talk about Huang Bai and Qin Xiaoxian at this time. Two people walked in.
Huang Bai immediately ran over and splashed water in the water tank to disturb Qi Long.
Qin Xiaoxian squatted on the ground, making emoticons towards Qi Long, who was wearing swimming goggles and had his eyes open, trying to tease him to get up.
Qi Long immediately closed his eyes, out of sight and out of mind. As for Huang Bai's splashing water, it had no effect except making his hair wet. His whole body was wet. What's wrong with his hair? .
Qin Xiaoxian saw Qi Long closing his eyes and spoke: "Uncle, you tell us that suffering is a blessing. Here, my nephew wishes you blessings like the East Sea!"
Before he even got to the next part, Qi Long turned over the baggage in his heart, laughing? impossible!
You know the burden, I have said it several times, how can you laugh at it?
"You're not good at this. You're all in cross talk. How can he be happy? You have to hang up now!" Huang Bai said to him from the side: "Hey, where is the toad taking a bath?"
Qi Long spit out a mouthful of bubbles without being disturbed.
"Oh, it's a little goldfish!" Seeing that Qi Long still didn't move, Huang Bai continued: "I used to have a friend who was holding his breath until now!"
"That's gone!" Qin Xiaoxian.
Qi Long breathed out again, what a joke from hell
"Qi Long feels like he is going to become my second friend like this!"
"Gudongdong!" Another mouthful of bubbles floated up.
Qin Xiaoxian was thoughtful after listening to Huang Bai's words, and thought of Qi Long's poem about him: "Sheep on a Tree"!
He immediately got into the tank and said, "Is daddy taking a bath?"
Qi Long's smile rose up. He didn't expect this. He suddenly raised his head and started to laugh. You can't laugh in the water. He choked. He was standing in the tank with his face in the water. It was easy. Just got up. If they were completely underwater, they wouldn't be so funny.
"That's enough for you two. Just to make me laugh!"
"Hahahahaha!"
The challenge failed because there were people queuing up, so Qi Long had to come out and wait for others to challenge before challenging. The situation turned, it was Qi Long's turn to tease them, and Qin Xiaoxian took the plunge.
Qi Long said from the side: "Didn't Qin Xiaoxian say that I like to watch dance? It's true. When I went traveling before, someone asked me if I wanted to watch folk dance. I said I didn't, and the person said with a smile on his face. Without any clothes on, I was so angry!”
Huang Bai asked back: "Are you angry? You have a nosebleed!"
"No, angry, do you think this person thinks of me as a fool? If I don't wear clothes, I know what nationality you are?"
Qin Xiaoxian raised his head instantly and laughed loudly. He was dragged out and replaced by Huang Bai to challenge.
Qi Long reached out actively, took the microphone from the recording team, and helped Qin Xiaoxian carry the microphone, looking like a good uncle. When he got the pom-pom of the microphone to Qin Xiaoxian's collar, Qi Long's hand slipped from his clothes. The collar was stretched out, facing Qin Xiaoxian's face, and pressed lightly.
"Hahahahahaha!" Huang Bai, who was about to hold his breath, burst into laughter.
Qin Xiaoxian's face was full of astonishment. He didn't expect to be slapped like this. It was not very harmful but extremely insulting. He smiled silently.
As for Huang Bai on the side, as soon as he entered the water, he thought of Qi Long's previous operation and quickly got up.
Qi Long suggested that everyone stop hurting each other. They had to dry off and change clothes after holding their breath inside. Looking back, the people outside are getting stronger and stronger, and the three of us are not worthy of being here.
But there were only two secret books, so the three of them decided, rock, paper, scissors!
Anyone who wins alone or loses alone goes out. If two players have the same outcome, they stay.
As soon as the rules were determined, Qi Long took advantage of Qin Xiaoxian's inattention and gave Huang Bai a fist bump.
Huang Bai nodded understandingly.
At this time, Qin Xiaoxian watched Qi Long scratch his head with two fingers. Qi Long blinked and gave him a wink.
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
Qi Long and Huang Bai stones, Qin Xiao string scissors.
"Uncle!!! You betrayed me!"
"I made a deal with Huang Bai first, hahahahaha!" Qi Long spread his hands.
In this way, Qin Xiaoxian was driven away. Qi Long and Huang Bai obtained the Toad Kung Fu. They dried their bodies and changed clothes in this room with electric heating on before going out. As soon as they went out, Qi Long and Huang Bai kept each other close. Keep a safe distance to prevent the other party from posting a challenge note.
"Long, Bai, Honglei bullied me!" At this time, Sha Yi ran over from a distance with a sad face.
The two people who were originally wary of each other immediately laughed and looked like they were eating melon: "What's wrong?"
Sha Yi told his experience sadly. He said that he finally ate half of a durian and obtained the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. However, he met Sun Honglei. Sun Honglei wanted to use the Seven Injury Fist in exchange for him. He also said that the Seven Injury Fist was better than the Dragon Subduing Palm The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon are powerful.
The reason is that the task of the Seven Injury Fist is to cry while listening to happy songs, and the task of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms is just to eat. Of course, it is the first difficulty. It is rare to be awesome.
Sha Yi believed in Sun Honglei so easily and went to the transfer room to teach each other the skills. As a result, as soon as Sha Yi passed the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to Sun Honglei, Sun Honglei got up and left!
"Hahahahahaha, do you believe Sun Honglei? You might as well believe that the sow can count!" Huang Bai complained with a smile.
"You two, help me, I just want to beat him! I have two more skills, please help me see how to beat Sun Honglei!"
Seeing the shadowless feet, Qi Long became interested: "I have a big news for you. You can defeat Sun Honglei, but you have to make a deal with me!" Qi Long took Sha Yi aside and told him that he would surrender. The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon are the most powerful and can only be defeated by one move.
Give me your shadowless feet and I will tell you!
Sha Yi arrived at the attack room and skillfully passed the Shadowless Kick to Qi Long. Qi Long also kept his promise and told him: "The Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt are the techniques to restrain the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"
Hearing this, Sha Yi was very excited and immediately went to get his unique magical power.
"Sun Honglei, you old poisoner, just wait for me!"
Qi Long got up and prepared to seek revenge on Luo Zhiqiang. After getting the golden bell and iron shirt, they both have a bright future!
After a while, Qi Long, who got the golden bell iron shirt but did not take the plastic pipe, met Sun Honglei and Sha Yi.
"Long, come on, come on, this guy won't let me go!" Sun Honglei shouted helplessly.
Sha Yi shouted: "I have to fuck you today!"
"Then you post a challenge letter."
"The challenge letter was stolen by Huang Bai!" Sha Yi shouted with a sad face: "Brother Long, I call you brother, please lend me one!"
"Hahahahahaha!" Qi Long laughed, Sha Yi, you got up and got fucked up by me, your skills were deceived by Honglei, and your challenge letter was stolen by Huang Bai? You are such a badass!
(End of this chapter)