Chapter 132 The most beautiful night: "Growing Pains"
The third episode of "Extreme FHM" has been broadcast. In the current episode, Sha Yi's experience is undoubtedly the biggest focus.
The show is still airing, and an entry has already appeared in the hot search: I feel sorry for Sha Yi!
Thinking that he was playing the emotional card, he slept in Qi Long's room, but he was woken up by a basin of water. Qi Long took away all the fruits and wanted to split the durian with his palms. Later, he ate most of the durian and got the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, which was tricked by Sun Honglei. He left, and at the same time Huang Bai stole the challenge card.
After listening to Qi Long's advice, he finally got the golden bell and the iron cloth shirt. He was defeated before he could fight for a long time, and he was pinned there and attacked continuously.
In the end, he had to become his disciple, Sun Honglei, who had deceived him. He endured it for so long and still couldn't win in the end.
The expressions of various sand artists being deceived were made into animated pictures. At the end, they squatted down and shouted "What show are you from?" and there was a lightning strike special effect, which made people laugh.
Netizens felt great sympathy for his tragic experience, so the popularity of distressed sand art quickly increased, directly ranking first in the hot search list.
The artists and advertisements that spent money to buy hot searches that day were all numb. Who would have thought that such an entry would be so naturally popular!
Sha Yi also posted a personal Weibo post, sharing photos of himself being stolen, pressed, robbed, splashed, forced to kneel on one knee, collapsed and squatted on the ground, and shouted "Golden Bell Cover Iron Cloth Shirt" to Sent out.
[@All artists in the entertainment industry, I tell you from personal experience, don’t go on this show, it’s too scary! 】
Comments on this Weibo post soared, with netizens saying: "Hahahaha, I feel sorry for Sha Yi, hahahaha!"
"Golden bell, iron shirt, these seven words will make me laugh for half a year!"
Sun Honglei, Huang Bai, Luo Zhiqiang, and Wang Xun also went to his Weibo to comment, asking him to come and play more often.
And Gao Dongqiang also ran to post a comment: "Come and play often (on behalf of Qi Longfa)!"
The two brothers are recording the most beautiful New Year's Eve party of BuluBulu Video Website, and will soon go on stage to record cross talk.
The reason why I chose this company is that this company records and broadcasts. Other TV stations like Jiang Province, Zhejiang Province, and Hunan Province all broadcast the New Year’s Eve parties live. They have the work of Deyun Society cooperating with large-scale commercial performances in many places. Can't go.
Moreover, some of these stations only invite Qi Long to sing. So between singing and talking about cross talk, as a cross talk actor, he must choose to talk about cross talk.
"Ultimate FHM" only aired for three episodes, but the ratings and attention it received made the program straight up to become the flagship program of Shanghai TV Station, which gave it a lot of publicity resources. In this station's party, Qi Long acted as a FHM. One of the members wants to participate.
Fortunately, the Magic City TV station is not a New Year's Eve party. In order not to get involved with other TV stations, they moved the New Year's Day party to January 1st, which does not conflict with Qi Long's time.
The BuluBuru video platform is a video platform with a relatively high concentration of two-dimensional elements. It has a dedicated animation drama area, which is very similar to Qilong’s magical software. The difference is that there is no compulsory coin input.
For these new animations , Qi Long doesn’t know much about it, but he can talk about the cartoons from their childhood.
"Please enjoy the cross talk: "Growing Pains", performers: Qi Long, Gao Dongqiang!"
Qi Long and Dong Qiang walked to the stage, and the audience applauded.
These two are the most popular crosstalk actors in the second half of the year, especially the variety show "Challenge" that Qi Long participated in was also broadcast on this video platform, so users of this platform naturally have a good impression of Qi Long, and there are still people in the audience. Some call him "Uncle Master", "Qi Qi", "No. 38" and so on.
There were also those who called Dongqiang: "Reckless man!"
"Dong Qiang, listen to these shouts, we will be really popular in the second half of the year!" Qi Long said with a smile.
Dong Qiang nodded: "That's right!"
"Actually, it's not hot enough!"
"Yes, you still have to work hard!"
"Yeah, yeah," Qi Long shook his head and objected: "We were too popular before!"
Dong Qiang's face was full of confusion: "We have been angry before?"
"You don't know, but we were child stars when we were young!" Qi Long raised his head and smiled proudly.
Dong Qiang stopped him: "You may be, but I'm definitely not!"
"You had a serious accident when you were a child, and you lost your memory. You forgot about it. I remember it!"
"What happened to me?"
"You accidentally hit your head on your butt while walking on the road!"
"Huh? Who did you knock on the butt?"
"Yourself!" Qi Long turned around and said.
The audience laughed, but Dong Qiang was confused. He gestured with his head, looked back at his buttocks, and then raised his head: "Did I lose my head?"
"Yes, I picked it up later!"
"Never heard of it!"
"We have been doing cross talk together when we were two years old, and I released a single and you still insist on praising me."
"Do I know you then?"
Qi Long looked at Dong Qiang with a smile: "It thunders and it rains!"
"Leo!" Dong Qiang subconsciously picked up.
“If it rains, use an umbrella!”
"Leo!"
"Wear a cotton-padded jacket when it's cold, Leo Leo, and fan yourself when it's hot, that's wisdom."
Dong Qiang subconsciously praised: "You are right!"
Qi Long's eyes lit up, he spread his hands and stepped forward as if he wanted to hug Dong Qiang: "You remember, brother."
Dong Qiang raised his hand and pushed lightly. Qi Long staggered a few steps and almost fell down on the stage.
"What a mess, aren't these the Haier brothers?" Dong Qiang shouted after pushing him.
Qi Long leaned over and said, "We are the Haier brothers!"
"Oh, we...ah?" Dong Qiang looked at his clothes: "Are we wearing a little too much?"
Qi Long also looked down: "I'm wearing too many clothes!"
After saying that, he started to unbutton, and Dong Qiang quickly grabbed Qi Long: "No, no, no, no, teacher Qi, when you grow up, you need to know how to be ashamed!"
Qi Long tugged at his clothes: "Isn't this just to remind you?"
"I remember it, I remember it. If I don't remember it again, the moment you take off your clothes on stage, you will be banned for both of us!"
Qi Long nodded: "Just think of it. Oh, some time ago, we friends who recorded cartoons together had a party."
"Just wait a moment! We're still having a party, why didn't you call me?"
"You went for a reexamination. Didn't you have an accident when you were a child and your hip was concussed? So I went alone."
Qi Long waited and waited in the private room. The first person to arrive was the Ninja Turtles.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why did they get here first?"
"The four brothers were walking in the sewer without being stuck in traffic, but they were a little dirty and covered in dirt. I quickly asked what was wrong. They said they were in the sewer and met a man wearing overalls!"
Qi Long said the word "overalls" very seriously, and the key emphasis is here.
In the ghost section of the video website, there is a top model who wears suspenders.
As soon as they heard Qi Long emphasize this point, the audience at Xiaopo Station laughed, thinking of that old friend.
Dong Qiang silently took two steps away from Qi Long: "He said so."
"That's what I said. The four of them didn't know who the overalls uncle was. They looked at the couplet next to the overalls uncle and ran away in fear!"
"How to write it?"
"First line: Eat mushrooms and grow up healthy; second line: Stand on bricks and step on turtles and live forever!"
"Hengbiao?" "Super Mario!"
"Oh, these overalls? You should run!" Dong Qiang suddenly realized.
Qi Long smiled and asked him: "What do you think?"
This expression and movement were just to trick him.
Dongqiang said: "I thought it was Quinn from "One Piece", Atsushi from "Bungou Stray Dogs", Leo from "91days", Sannomiya from "Monster Love", and Sho from "Kaitan Restaurant"."
All in all, there are a bunch of anime characters that Qi Long has never heard of.
In fact, Dong Qiang didn't understand many of them at all, and he learned them unexpectedly, but the audience at Xiaopozhan obviously understood them.
Seeing that Dong Qiang actually talked about the overalls anime character, he burst into applause.
Dong Qiang spoke faster and faster, until he said: "Conan from "Detective Conan"!"
Speaking of this, Qi Long stopped him: "Conan can't come, we didn't invite him."
"Why? Afraid of a case?"
"No, he hasn't finished yet and still has to continue acting. More than twenty years have passed.
Although in "Conan", dozens of Valentine's Days have been spent, hundreds of spring and summer exchanges have been carried out, countless holidays have been spent, hundreds of cases have occurred, and the mobile phone has changed from a mobile phone to a candy bar and then to a smartphone. , but the time in the Conan drama has not passed a year, he is still in the first grade! "
"Ouch!" Gao Dongqiang exclaimed.
The following users applauded, you are right!
"That's why Conan can't come. They just ran into Super Mario. When they saw that they were about to step on a turtle, they ran away quickly!"
“It’s better if you haven’t been trampled into a shell!”
"After that, friends started arriving one after another. You are like Astro Boy, and he is now serving as a logistics robot arm; Sailor Moon!"
"What are they doing?"
"They formed a girl group and became idols. They also released a new single two days ago. Didn't they always say that they will destroy you on behalf of the moon? It's too violent. Now it's about saving!"
"How to sing?"
[Oh oh oh, Moon Police save you, oh oh oh, la la la! ] Qi Long started to twist while singing.
This section is a song performed by the Rockets earlier, called "Moon Police".
Qi Long added the joke temporarily after seeing it, and it was considered a cheat.
"Rocket combination?"
"hold head high!"
"You're not taking me with you to dinner with the Rockets?" Gao Dongqiang gritted his teeth.
Qi Long said: "Definitely next time!"
This is another sentence that often appears in Xiaopo Station, which once again caused laughter.
"There are also friends, for example, lion head!"
"Do you have big elbows?"
“There are also steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail and duck stuffed with glutinous rice!”
"What dish name are you telling me? Why didn't you go up and hug Mr. Cai Ming when he came up to perform a skit just now?" Gao Dongqiang choked.
Qi Long laughed wildly in his heart, what a homophonic joke to break the burden.
The audience thought it was a design and laughed.
There was no sign of dragon on his face, he put his hands on his hips and asked: "Didn't you get the big elbow first?"
"You started talking about the lion head. Where did the lion head come from?"
"Chibi Maruko-chan has grown up, gained weight, and turned into a kiwi with the head of a lion. Is there a problem?"
"Oh, you will have the head of a lion when you grow up?"
"That's not true. We have grown up and have clothes on. When we grow up, don't we just call us Lion Head?"
"Can this be the same?"
Later, the protagonists of various cartoons watched by those born in the 1980s such as Qi Long and Dong Qiang appeared, and everyone changed.
The Smurfs turned into Avatars to gain popularity, built a tourist resort, and made a lot of money.
Seven gourd babies opened a bathhouse. The eldest baby was so powerful that he could scrub everything off.
The second child has clairvoyance and ears, and works as a surveillance camera, while the third child, who is invulnerable, serves as a security guard.
Four babies and five babies, one spraying water and the other spitting fire, heated the water and let the customers take a bath directly.
Qi Wa sells essential oils with a gourd.
"Wait a minute, Teacher Qi, where is the sixth baby?"
"Invisible!"
Brother Yixiu, who always likes to pinch his feet and tickle others, was kicked, so he took a rest and lay down straight away.
The little dragon man, because he has horns on his head and a tail behind his back, doesn't tell anyone his secret and can't find a girlfriend.
Transformers Optimus Prime, because trucks are not allowed to enter the city during the day!
Everyone has their own troubles. At this time, Saint Seiya stepped forward and told everyone to move forward even if they have troubles.
We are heroes in the drama, and we must also be heroes in life.
The BGM of "Saint Seiya" was played, and Qi Long began to sing:
[The sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are smiling at me gently]
Qi Long was singing, and Dong Qiang praised him: "Why are the lyrics a children's song?"
[Heroes in animation also have growing pains! 】
"Everyone has troubles!"
[Little Maruko-chan, be confident, beauty and ugliness are not defined by fatness or thinness]
“Just be healthy!”
[Ikkyu, find a job you like! 】
"Pinching his feet doesn't suit him!"
[Little dragon man, you will meet her in your life! 】
"You can always meet your sweetheart!"
[Brothers Haier, we two brothers]
"It's our turn!"
【Wearing too much! 】
After saying that, Qi Long put down the microphone and started to unbutton.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Dong Qiang pulled Qi Long off the stage in panic, and the audience burst into applause.
There is no need for so-called leaders and laughers. This cross talk between the two of them, which is full of burdens and filled with thoughts and memories, won the house full of applause!
It was written by Lu Xinyuhao. When I listened to it, I felt that this cross talk was particularly suitable for Xiao Po Station, hahaha.
(End of this chapter)