Chapter 143 Huh? There is only one room left!
It is said that whenever a group of people go to eat buffet barbecue, there is usually only one person in charge of the barbecue.
I don’t know other people’s circle of friends, but Qi Long’s circle of friends is like this. In the past, Qi Long was always the one in charge of barbecue, but it changed after arriving at Deyun Society, because the nephews couldn’t watch their uncle work while they ate. , so it became a big group of people barbecuing.
Counting the more than a year he spent lying on the hospital bed, Qi Long hasn't barbecued meat for a year and a half, but his skills are not unfamiliar.
At least Zhang Wanyi, who was camping and having a picnic with him at the RV campground, ate with gusto.
This is also one of the hundred things that couples must do that she found on the Internet. With this thing, the two of them don't have to think about where to go on a date, they can just choose it from above.
"It's a pity that the dice didn't roll to 66," Qi Long sighed.
Zhang Wanyi pinched him, and Qi Long said "ouch": "Why did I say what was in my heart?"
"You did it on purpose!" Zhang Wanyi rolled her eyes at him, picked up a piece of meat, and stuffed it into Qi Long's mouth.
On the 66th, we took a hot spring bath together.
As the relationship progressed, Qi Long gradually began to say things that should be said between lovers, not as prudish as they were at the beginning.
Food and sex, too!
As a crosstalk actor, Qi Long has countless dirty jokes in his mind, but they are all said on the crosstalk stage. In private, he will chat with friends at gatherings. If there are girls in the room, he will not even mention the topic. of.
But now, isn't this just a couple? Qi Long started to trick her, saying that he would give her some brain teasers to prove that her IQ was fine.
"You come up with the questions!"
Qi Long opened his mouth and said, "If you touch something, it will be hard, and it will be hard even if you don't touch it. Many girls like it, especially those who are married!"
Zhang Wanyi's eyes that originally looked up at Qi Long quickly glanced downwards, then turned her head: "I won't tell!"
"What are you thinking about? Diamonds!"
"Ah? Diamond"
"What are you thinking about?" Qi Long said with a bad smile.
Zhang Wanyi picked up another piece of meat and stuffed it into Qi Long's mouth: "Eat the meat!"
Qi Long successfully asked her to change the subject, but he still became amused when he saw her slightly red face. It was so fun to tease his girlfriend, especially since the relationship had not gone any further. It was the most fun to know everything about her.
Once she gets to know each other better, she won't blush and don't tell the answer, but will directly say what she thinks, which would be meaningless.
Qi Long struck while the iron was hot and continued to ask, which part of the human body will be magnified countless times after stimulation?
Answer: Pupil.
It grows on the mountainside, has skin and hair, and has five willow villages, and its descendants have bread!
Answer: Corn!
There is a kind of rubber product, which is related to the issue of life inventory. It is usually placed in the middle of the human body. There are big ones and small ones. What is it?
Zhang Wanyi answered this question correctly: "A life preserver!"
"Huh?" Qi Long nodded: "I didn't think wrong this time."
"What? The thing you want me to miss is not big or small, right?" Zhang Wanyi said seriously.
Qi Long: "Yes."
"ah?"
Qi Long smiled. He couldn't play brain teasers at this time, because there were people from other camping groups nearby who came with skewers and offered to treat them to a meal. They especially liked Qi Long's cross talk.
Qi Long thanked him, shoveled half of the plate of meat, and reciprocated with courtesy. He was not in the habit of using his celebrity status to eat and drink for free.
Even yesterday, the money I borrowed from Luo Zhiqiang's friend was returned after the recording of the show.
When outsiders are around, the couple can't talk about their secrets, but they can sing and sing songs.
Qi Long performed a song called "Zhao Hua Tai", which won a lot of applause from the audience. At this time, someone with good intentions asked: "Hey, what happened in the fourth update?"
"Is that something you can listen to without paying?" Qi Long joked in turn.
The old man laughed loudly and replied: "I can't even pay to hear it!"
"That's because you haven't spent enough yet!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
After the happy camping was over, on the way back to the city, Qi Long's car broke down smoothly and he started repairing the car. He also offered to call her a car back and he would wait for the tow truck.
"No, I'll stay with you!"
Um? Qi Long was overjoyed and made a call. He said he was calling the towing company, but in fact he was calling Dong Qiang. Just pretend. "Oops, there's no one at the tow truck right now, it'll be tomorrow morning." After Qi Long finished speaking, he looked down at the front cover of the car.
He didn't notice that Zhang Wanyi was covering her mouth from behind and trying not to laugh out loud. It was so obvious that she could see through it at a glance.
The characters on stage are quite lifelike, but why is this performance so exaggerated?
Qi Long turned around and Zhang Wanyi put away her smile: "What should we do?"
"You go back, I'll deal with it in the hotel next door all night, and I'll go back with the tow truck tomorrow!"
"I'll accompany you. I'll ask how many rooms there are!" After Zhang Wanyi said that, she walked into the hotel next to her.
Eh.
The script is not like this, I should ask.
"I'll go!"
"No, I'm afraid you'll frame me! Humph!"
After a while, Zhang Wanyi came out with regret on her face: "It's just one room."
Qi Long was shocked. The best hotel in the suburbs only had one room?
Now Qi Long also understands, well, it’s tacitly understood, so let’s go with the flow.
Mobile phone, come on, you can use this item that is great for fighting!
On January 4, student Zhang Wanyi took a day off, and there was no news from Qi Long. It was not until the afternoon of the 5th that Qi Long showed up in the small theater.
"Hey, this is not a guy who doesn't like exercise. Why did he exercise all day and all night?" Dong Qiang joked: "It doesn't look very tiring!"
That's for sure. I just stayed overnight until dawn the next day, around eight o'clock, and then slept all day. I had a short round of a second round that night, and I wasn't that tired today.
Qi Long raised his foot and kicked it: "Stop talking nonsense, what kind of work are you doing today?"
Today is Tuesday, and yesterday was the time to declare the program list. Qi Long was sleeping and did not reply to Dongqiang's WeChat, so the program declaration for the two of them this week was submitted by Dongqiang.
"You still have the strength to kick me. It seems like it's not a one-person exercise, it's an interaction!"
"Stop ruining your words, okay, interactive? You can think of it!" Qi Long was amused.
Dong Qiang also laughed: "Today, I didn't know what you were going to do in "Wife and Son", so I signed up for a traditional job."
"Yeah, okay!"
For the two of them, it was a traditional job that they could perform on stage without being right, not to mention that this was a small theater.
As soon as the two came on stage and introduced themselves, Qi Long began to show off that he and Dong Qiang had a very good relationship. They had grown up together since childhood, and they were as good as one person.
"Let's just say Dong Qiang was eating there. I went over and grabbed his chopsticks and started eating. He didn't even look angry!"
"Yes, let's eat it!"
"He was drinking water. I took off his water bottle and drank it myself, but he didn't look angry either!"
"Yes, drink it!"
"He was kissing, and I pulled him away to kiss him. He wasn't angry either!"
"Yeah, no, no, you and I will get the blame for this!"
"That's what I mean, we have a good relationship!"
"What do you mean? Let me ask you, if I have some kind of relationship with your wife, does it count as a relationship?"
Qi Long thought for a moment and replied: "This is a tie at best!"
The whole audience burst into laughter, Dong Qiang scratched his head: "You'll let me figure it out later, I'm talking about what if!"
"Yes, I'm talking about the results!"
"Go, there's no such thing!"
"It's just a joke. It's just a joke when we're on good terms. He's not angry at all!" The door opened and the baggage exploded smoothly, and then it was the traditional performance of the two.
(This chapter originally had 3,000 words, but was deleted)
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