Chapter 148 Good things don’t happen to the guests
Song Xiaobao claimed to be Guan Yu, but the robe he was wearing was dragged to the ground. Because he was as tall as Sa Beining, this green robe was obviously not suitable for him.
"Are you Guan Yu?" Sun Honglei took off his sunglasses, his small eyes wide with confusion.
Song Xiaobao opened his hand and turned in a circle to show himself: "Isn't it like that?"
"How does it look like?" Sun Honglei looked at Qi Long: "Long, how does the storytelling describe Guan Yu."
Qi Long opened his mouth and came: "The body is nine feet long, the beard is two feet long, the face is as heavy as jujube, the lips are as if greased, the eyes are red and phoenix, the eyebrows are like silkworms, the appearance is majestic and majestic!"
"Did you hear that? Find a word to match yourself!"
Song Xiaobao chose lipstick: "I put on lipstick, you see!"
As he said that, he pouted his lips and stood on tiptoes towards Sun Honglei. Sun Honglei subconsciously stepped back.
The funny Qi Long pushed Sun Honglei hard from behind. Sun Honglei staggered due to the force and was almost kissed by Song Xiaobao.
Sun Honglei looked back at Qi Long: "Qi Long, I almost lost my life in the evening!"
"Hahahahaha, Brother Honglei, you are not at a disadvantage. This is Brother Bao's first kiss on screen. She has also played the role of a concubine." Qi Long said with a smile.
"Have you ever played a concubine? Not a waste?" Sun Honglei said in surprise.
Qi Long came to Song Xiaobao and said, "She is a serious concubine, and she comes from a country of nomads!"
"Tubo!" Song Xiaobao corrected.
"Yes, in the land of Marmot, the concubine's name is Concubine Ka!" Qi Long continued to introduce.
Song Xiaobao looked shy, and Sun Honglei was happy: "No wonder it's so dark, it turns out to be coffee!"
"Brother Bao, this coffee concubine, and coffee both have the effect of waking up the mind. I drank coffee at night and couldn't sleep, so why not get up and work. The emperor met the coffee concubine at night, and hey, I can't sleep either, so why not get up and work!"
Song Xiaobao retorted, who can say: "Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the emperor alone. Among the three thousand beauties in the harem, the emperor favors me alone. So I advised the emperor to make sure that the rain and dew are both wet, but the emperor is not right. Stop it, he said, I am enough!"
As he spoke, Song Xiaobao began to sway from side to side, looking sullen.
This is a classic line in his sketch. Qi Long answered instantly: "Is it possible? What the emperor said is not that you alone are enough, but that you alone are enough!"
"Hahahahaha!" Laughter spread from the surroundings, including the staff and the tourists who came to play in the film and television city. They were all laughed at Qi Long's joke.
The three officially formed a team and became the Kingdom of Shu. Qi Long and Sun Honglei also put on green clothes.
The colors of Wei, Shu and Wu are based on the colors of "True Three Warriors" and "Three Kingdoms", not the popular card game "Three Kingdoms", so Qi Long and the others are wearing green clothes, but fortunately they don't have cuckolds.
After the three people changed their clothes, each of them got a green balloon and asked them to choose one person to be the master.
The rules of the battle with other countries after that are to pop their balloons, but you can only pop the opponent's lord's balloon. If you pop the enemy's lord, the enemy's country will be destroyed.
If you pinch another member's balloon, the player will be eliminated.
If the lord pops the balloon of someone other than the lord, the entire Congress will be destroyed.
"Should I stop pretending? You can guess that the master is me!" Sun Honglei saw Qi Long and Song Xiaobao looking at him and waving their hands repeatedly.
Qi Long didn't think so: "The first reaction was you, but when I thought about it carefully, I felt that it was too obvious if it was you."
This matter is a matter of positive and negative logic. If you think more, you will think it is not Sun Honglei. If you don't think too much, you will go after Sun Honglei. Sun Honglei also has the ability to protect himself.
The three of them decided to let Sun Honglei be the lord. Qi Long and Song Xiaobao could act a little more fearful and trick others into popping their balloons.
After confirming the lord, the game officially begins. The entire park is a competition venue. There are also various mission points in the park. You can obtain clues about who the enemy lord is by completing the missions. All kinds of information are related to the Three Kingdoms.
For example, Qiao Mansion married two Qiaos, three sworn brothers in Taoyuan, poems on Tongque Terrace, cooking wine and discussing heroes, etc.
Qi Long and the others looked at the map and saw that they were some distance away from Taoyuan. The three brothers broke up with each other and went to Qiao's Mansion. As soon as they entered Qiao's Mansion, Mr. Qiao announced the mission and tied the big boy with a red rope in a closed room. Qiao and Xiao Qiao, one in the suit will marry one, and two in the suit will marry two.
Qi Long stepped on the ground and felt something was wrong after discovering that the floor was cushioned.
"Two eldest brothers, come first. It's good for each of you, so I won't get involved!" Qi Long said seriously.
As soon as Sun Honglei saw his serious expression, he knew that he had bad intentions and there must be something wrong.
"I think let Xiaobao come. As a guest, let's take more care of him, right?"
Song Xiaobao is also smart: "Your program takes care of the guests? Aren't you trying to trick the guests?"
Especially Qi Long, the evil master uncle, and Sun Honglei, the bandit. Sha Yi was tricked by them and was posted as "feeling sorry for Sha Yi" on the hot search for two days. How could he trust these two people.
"You have misunderstood us now. It was a personal battle at that time. We were fighting on our own. Of course we had to cheat him in order to win!" Qi Long explained to Song Xiaobao.
Sun Honglei nodded in agreement: "That's right, now we are a team of three, of course we will do it for you!"
"In this way, you can think of a secret code. If something goes wrong, shout it and we will rush in to save you!" Qi Long continued.
Song Xiaobao's head looked to the upper right and upper left as the two of them talked, and he was successfully fooled.
He rubbed his hands: "My brother Honglei and my brother Qilong are so kind to me, so I will be disrespectful, hey hey hey!" He agreed on a secret code, and as long as he said "oh yo yo", the two brothers would go over to save him.
The two of them went out and the door was closed. Qi Long, Sun Honglei and Mr. Qiao sat on the stone table to rest. Song Xiaobao inside immediately shouted "Oh yo yo"!
"What's wrong?" Sun Honglei shouted.
Song Xiaobao replied: "It's okay, I'll just test it and see if it works!"
Qi Long pulled Sun Honglei away: "Then it will probably be tested later, so don't worry about it."
Song Xiaobao's desperate "Oh yo yo" and various wailings soon came from inside. Not long after, Song Xiaobao opened the door and wanted to use the red rope to tie up Er Qiao. Instead, he was tied tightly by the red rope and fell to the ground. , looking at the two people with sad faces.
"What happened, Brother Bao?" Qi Long quickly went up and untied the rope.
Song Xiaobao had a smile of enjoyment on his face: "It's so fun, you guys should come and play too!"
"You can tell it's fake at a glance!" Sun Honglei laughed.
Seeing that he was exposed, Song Xiaobao also knew that these two could not be deceived, so he told the truth: "A jiu-jitsu champion, a taekwondo champion, and a black belt are terrible. I know that good things don't happen to the guests. What do I expect from my own team?"
"Hahahahaha!" Qi Long and Sun Honglei laughed unkindly.
At this time Qi Long stood up: "I will challenge!"
"Huh?" Sun Honglei looked at him doubtfully.
"Brother Honglei, don't you understand Yan Min's routine? It's bad once, but it's good the second time. But it's risky, I'll give it a try!"
Before he finished speaking, Qi Long was pushed out by Sun Honglei: "How can you let you take such a risk? Brother, I will do it!"
As soon as he walked out of the room, Qi Long was happy. Song Xiaobao asked him what was going on. Qi Long smiled and said, "Brother Honglei is so easy to deceive."
Other tasks may be bad at the beginning but good at the end. For a task like this that hired a championship-level player, Yan Min, who is so eager to search, must be eager for the sports champion to bring more program materials, so he will never change it.
Sun Honglei screamed inside.
Qi Long smiled and asked: "Brother Honglei, what's wrong?"
"It's fun, Qi Long, you can come in and play later!" Sun Honglei responded.
Later, Qi Long asked him what was wrong, and he said it was funny. After the door opened, Sun Honglei was lying on the ground, with a beautiful maid sitting next to him: "Look, the maid I got!"
"Isn't it a trap for Er Qiao?"
"The maid is Er Qiao, and the champion is fake. It's the two of them that I'm tying the red rope on. I've already succeeded in this, and there's another one, come on!"
"Why? Why am I the champion?" Song Xiaobao shouted.
Qi Long asked the maid to step aside, revealing Sun Honglei being tied up with a red rope. He could see through the scam at a glance!
But, here you go, let’s try it.
Qi Long also participated in the challenge and entered the cushioned room. The door was tightened and the doors on both sides were opened. Two strong-looking girls walked in and spread their hands. The maid helped them take off their coats, revealing their naked bodies. The Taoists inside are all black belts.
Qi Long, holding a red rope, bluffed: "Let me tell you, I am also a martial arts practitioner!"
As he spoke, Qi Long did a backflip: "I'll fight!"
With a smile on her face, the girl slowly approached him.
Qi Long quickly stretched out a hand to "stop me": "Don't come close to me, fists and feet have no eyes, so as not to hurt you."
The jiu-jitsu girl on the left suddenly exerted her strength and rushed towards her at a faster speed. She raised her feet and reached the neck of Qi Long, who was taller than her. Then she clamped her legs around Qi Long's neck and immediately brought him to the ground. With a standard The standing crossbar was controlled by Qi Long.
"It hurts, it hurts, it's wrong, wrong." Qi Long patted the floor with his other hand and begged for mercy.
The jujitsu girl got out of the way, and the taekwondo girl came on. Her movements were not so flashy, but she knocked Qi Long down instantly.
What lasso? Being abused!
The two girls tied up Qi Long with a rope, and Qi Long was still muttering: "Just wait, I will practice boxing when I get back, and then I will practice with you."
The jiu-jitsu champion turned around: "Do you still want to practice?"
"No, I said the two champions are really amazing. I'll go back and buy some gifts to visit your house!" After Qi Long explained, he muttered in a low voice: "I want to learn from WWE and compete with them then!"
"You want to compete?" The taekwondo champion turned around.
Qi Long coughed lightly: "I said your clothes are dirty, so let the program team wash your clothes."
Such a fast reaction speed made the two champions unable to hold back. They turned around and started laughing. Qi Long waved to another maid: "Just say that I trapped you. I'll give you face. Thank you!"
"Hahaha, okay!"
In this way, all three of them failed the challenge. Although they did not receive any prompts, the two maids left with them. They said they were leaving, but in fact they were kidnapped by Sun Honglei.
He asked the girl if she would like to travel with them.
The girl who came to the show to be an extra was naturally willing to take more shots, so she followed them, with Sun Honglei and Qi Long beside them, and Song Xiaobao walking behind with a worried look on his face.
“Good things really don’t come to the guests!”
(End of chapter)