Chapter 171 "Drinking Order"
Jiuxi started talking about the hobby of traveling and other hobbies, and finally talked about someone who loves drinking, and officially entered the life.
The class rules of Deyun Society are that you are not allowed to bring wine on stage. We can't drink on stage. We use a small toy air hammer to replace the wine. Whoever should drink should hit the head and it will count as a drink.
At the same time, it’s not okay to drink or punch, just play a word game.
Shang Jiuxi was alone, Qi Long said that he wanted to help He Jiuzhua, because he said too many misleading words just now, and the nephew was not happy, so the two of them were together.
Everyone looks for festivals in each month. If you look for festivals with single days in a single month, and if you look for festivals with double days in double months, they must be traditional Chinese festivals. If you find the right one, it is called the Zhengling. You have to toast three glasses, which means you have to find the right person to knock on it. The other party hit his head three times.
If you don't find it, it will be a violation of the order, and you will be fined with three drinks. If you find the wrong one, you will be hit on the head.
This job is an obvious slapstick program, in which people are hit on the head in a duangduang way to create laughter.
When they were talking about the rules, Qi Long and He Jiuhua changed places. Qi Long asked how to drink? Shang Jiuxi gave He Jiuxi a stroke and drank like this!
How to toast? Shang Jiuxi slapped He Jiuxi three times: "That's it!"
Asked again how to punish him by drinking alcohol, he was slapped three more times: That’s it!
He Jiuhui was slapped seven times without doing anything. This kind of spanking work is boring when you hit each other. You have to hit one person all the time.
Therefore, Shang Jiuxi can always find Shan Yue's official order and knock on He Jiu Hua.
The Lantern Festival on January 15th, the Cold Food Festival on March 9th, the Dragon Boat Festival on May 5th, the Qiao Qiao Festival on July 7th, and the Double Ninth Festival on September 9th, this is the fifteenth attack.
Qi Long couldn't find any festivals in the critical double months, so he came up with all kinds of blind ideas.
On February 2, the dragon raises its head, that is the Festival of Raising Its Head. If not, you will be punished with three cups. On April 28, if you wear yarn randomly, there will be no yarn wearing festival. You will be punished by watching the Valley Show on June 6. If there is no Valley Show Festival, you will be punished on August 8. Flower Festival
This time He Jiuhua didn’t listen to Qi Long.
"I can see that they are here to gang up on me today. I won't listen to him anymore. In August, I will give you an August 15th! Do you have it?"
The audience cheered and shouted "Yes!"
It turned out to be wrong, because He Jiuhui was beaten again because he wanted to find a festival on double days in two months.
The air hammer was duangduang, and it would make funny sounds when hit. Every time He Jiuhui was hit, he had to close his eyes and pretend to be in pain. The audience laughed and encouraged him every time. Qilong and Monk Jiuxi snickered when he hit his head. proud.
After being beaten on September 9th, the Double Ninth Festival, He Jiuhao couldn't stand it anymore and angrily accused Qi Long of messing around. Everything he told him was all nonsense, none of it was correct, and he was the king of golden ideas in the planning world. I think he was The king of bad ideas!
"You can't blame me, Jiu Hua, he cheated and stole the single month. Let's trade it with him. Instead, we say single month, and he says double month!"
"What should I change? I haven't changed it for the past half a year. I won't mention October. I will just change it to December, the 30th of the twelfth lunar month, and New Year's Eve. Are there any?" He Jiuhua asked.
The audience shouted: "Yes!"
This time he was right. He Jiuhui threw the hammer on the table and pointed at Shang Jiuxi: "It's your turn to have three drinks!"
Shang Jiuxi looked at the hammer and shook his head: "I can only drink two drinks!"
"Why?"
"You spilled the wine on the table!" Shang Jiuxi picked up the air hammer.
He Jiuhua touched his arm: "Okay, just two cups, you have to drink it!"
Shang Jiuxi was touched by him and dropped the air hammer. He hurriedly caught it and put it on the table. He pointed at the air hammer on the table: "You spilled another glass!"
"You have to drink one cup too."
"How to drink?" "Drink like me!"
"How did you drink?" Shang Jiuxi asked.
He Jiuhui picked up the air hammer and hit his head: "Just drink it!"
"Hey, there's no need to drink another cup now. You gave me the last cup!" Shang Jiuxi spread his hands proudly, shook his head from side to side, looking cheap, and then left: "I'm not playing!"
Qi Long on the other side of the table laughed loudly: "Hahahaha!"
While he was smiling, He Jiuhua hit Qi Long on the head with an air hammer. With a duang sound, Qi Long's smile instantly froze.
"You can have a drink!" He Jiuhua put down his hammer and ran away.
Qi Long chased after him with an air hammer. After exiting the final gate, the three of them came back on stage and took their bows, which received warm applause from the audience.
This job is also a traditional program that has been performed many times. The audience basically knows the burden of cross talk, which is all supported by the actors' performances. Qi Long focused on teaching He Jiuhua how to react when being beaten backstage, and the effect was quite good. The audience Very satisfied.
The jokes in the front are hilarious, and although the show is an old one, this is the first time for most of the audience to watch Jiuxi and Jiuhua perform the Drinking Order. The performance is fresh and enjoyable, and the degree of completion is still very high.
The thirty-five blows He Jiuhui received were not in vain.
Since Qi Long was there, the actors who had finished the performance in front did not leave the stage. They were all watching the show on the side stage. Qi Long simply invited them all out and introduced them one by one.
In the previous cross talk competition, Qi Long and Dong Qiang stayed in Team 7 for a while, so he was familiar with these actors.
Those who are called sing a ditty.
Qi Long also sang a cappella song with a Beijing-style drum, which he learned from Zhang Wanyi. With the audience's satisfied applause, Qi Long's tour of the small theater officially ended.
When leaving the theater, Qi Long looked at Qin Xiaoxian who was going to buy a shared bicycle. Qi Long was confused: "Hey, where is your Maserati?"
Qin Xiaoxian said that he has not driven a car recently because the title of the show, "Let's Run", is very physical, so he wants to exercise, starting with riding a bicycle to and from get off work every day.
"It's good. You look too thin. You are already tall and thin. It's time to exercise and build up your muscles. Go back to your uncle Dongqiang's fitness channel and participate!" Before Qi Long finished speaking, Qin Xiaoxian His face sank at a speed visible to the naked eye, full of grievance.
"Uncle, I'm so tired."
"Hahahahahaha, I'm teasing you!" Qi Long waved his hand. He found teasing Qin Xiaoxian particularly interesting.
From the time I temporarily collaborated with this nephew on stage and taught him how to flatter him on stage, I felt that this seemingly dull guy was fun to tease.
After Qi Long and the girl group, there were other people participating one after another. The female guest, Dong Qiang was polite, but the male guest was really practicing to death. After one session of sesame cakes, his face turned pale.
So Qin Xiaoxian was confused when he heard that he was going.
Qi Long waved his hand, told him to see him on the show, and then got into his assistant's car.
Qi Long's assistant Xiao Chi was beside him: "Brother Long, you look so scary to others that they can't even speak!"
"Let me tell you, I have 300,000 ways to tease people, and I plan to use them all on Qin Xiaoxian in future shows, hahahaha!"
Xiao Chi smiled and said two words: "Looking forward to it!"
I found that when writing group cross talk, I always repeat myself. I ask this question and that sentence, and go back and repeat the same sentence. I feel like the author is too watery after writing it. So I streamlined "Jiu Ling" and put the key cross talk background and laughter. Write down the content, but don’t write down the repetitive ones
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