Chapter 187 Crosstalk: "Agent Academy"
Time flies, and the last episode of "Ultimate FHM" is broadcast.
In the last episode, the exciting battle of wits and the twist that there was actually no undercover made netizens shocked and exclaimed. They kept repeating: It has to be a men's gang!
Every episode of this variety show can give them program effects and surprises that they could never have imagined before. Now that it is coming to an end, many people still miss it.
That night, after it was broadcast on satellite TV, six members of the Men's Gang parachuted onto the video platform to post comments and watch the program with netizens.
This operation made many netizens who were originally reluctant to watch the last episode and said that it was not finished until they could not help but watch the show. At the end of the show, except Qi Long, the other five brothers were all in the barrage. I strongly recommend everyone to support Qi Long’s new variety show.
When Qi Long saw the five brothers helping him promote like this, he immediately started a barrage, talking about the new movies Huang Bai and Wang Xun were filming, Sun Honglei and Zhang Yixing's upcoming TV series, and how Luo Zhiqiang was influenced by the show's protagonist Zhongchen in Baodao. , a werewolf killing variety show.
And everyone also discussed in the barrage that although the show is over, we can't cut off contact, just like Qi Long went to Luo Zhiqiang's concert, if he should make a guest appearance, he should make a guest appearance.
Seeing their friendship in promoting each other, the audience also envied their friendship and called for the second season to start quickly
This week "Run" premiered, and many people were directed at Wise Media and Qi Long went to support a new variety show, but he was fascinated by it as soon as he saw it.
At the beginning, I was a little confused and suddenly asked to get out of the car and run. As a result, the variety show effect came when I started running. Crowds of people, chickens and rabbits in the same cage, and acupressure boards are all the effects of the program.
The final part of tearing off famous brands made the audience shout: Exciting!
Who would have thought? Overnight, the acupressure board became popular. On various e-commerce platforms, sales of this item that few people usually buy have surged. Countless video creators and anchors have live broadcasted to challenge the acupressure board exercise.
There are also some UP owners who have joined forces to recreate the famous brand war.
In just a few days, the entire Internet has formed a brand-breaking craze. Other games such as egg-topping wooden man, shuttlecock kicking and bullet-heading, and even the mini-game of answering questions in the car have been imitated by everyone and used in party games or videos and live broadcasts. Whole job.
The game project on the show has become popular, and so have the participating members, and their Weibo fans have grown rapidly.
Gao Dongqiang, who had someone in the refrigerator, Qin Xiaoxian, who claimed he only had one day to live, Wang Jiaer, a hot-blooded man, Yang Chaoyue, who hugged his legs and acted cute and begged to be let go, Shen Teng, who lay down lazily and claimed to be the impromptu emperor, and died on the spot, and the weak Sha Yi.
Of course, there is also Qi Long, who has already shown his intelligence!
None of the seven people with distinct personalities were disliked by a large number of netizens after the show was aired, and they all gained fans instantly.
The popularity of the program is increasing day by day. The Suzhou TV station that bought the rights to broadcast the program is smiling crookedly. Other TV stations and program crews who want to take advantage of the end of the first season of "FHM" to hit the ratings are once again in despair.
What?
Why are you so smart? Why do every variety show become so popular? The trump card has just been shuffled into the deck, and it's in your hand again? !
At this time, Qi Long and Dong Qiang were performing in Deyun's tour in Lu Province. The content of the performance was "Secret Agent Academy". Before coming, the two of them were in the small theater to take out some of the burdens of this job and use it. After a while, good results were obtained, and then it was put on the commercial stage.
"Dong Qiang, the two of us are even more popular!"
"That's right!"
“After I became popular, I made a lot more money, which allowed me to fulfill many of my dreams!”
"What kind of dreams are they?"
"A few years ago, when I was the poorest, I drank tap water every day to satisfy my hunger. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would eat breakfast every day!"
As I said before, I gritted my teeth and thought there would be some content about showing off my wealth. However, on the cross talk stage, you can't really show off your wealth, as it would arouse people's disgust. This simple pursuit in reverse amused the audience.
"That's all you pursue!" Gao Dongqiang gave him a disgusted look.
Qi Long put his hands on his hips and said arrogantly: "I ate well, I ate fried dough sticks!"
"What's there to show off? Just eat a fried dough stick?"
"You don't understand. Today's fried dough sticks are all alum-free. When we were young, we all ate the ones with alum. Now that I'm rich, I have to eat the one with alum."
Every sentence carries baggage, and every sentence is funny.
"Are you going to eat fried dough sticks with alum in it?"
"Yes, let's have another cup of milk tea. I have to use good tea for the tea leaves. I won't drink the ones without glue. The milk also has to be good milk. It has to be the kind with melamine added!"
Dong Qiang quickly stopped him: "Go, go, don't say that. What if someone actually saw our cross talk and thought it was a good thing and tried it?"
Qi Long turned around and asked in confusion: "Is there anyone else who can gain knowledge by listening to cross talk?"
"That's not guaranteed!"
"Oh, let's talk about something positive. Children's dreams are generally positive. If I asked a class, 48 of the 50 children said they wanted to be scientists!"
"What about the other two?"
"One is you and the other is me. Let's talk about me first. When I was little, I wanted to go to heaven!"
"astronaut?"
"The Sky Monkey, my dream is to be a Sky Monkey and look around in the sky. When I was a kid, I didn't know about astronauts, so I thought the Sky Monkey could fly high enough. My dream is not worth mentioning. It’s your dream, Teacher Gao, it’s a great one!”
"It's my turn, what are my dreams?"
"You were just as jealous then as you are now. You hated the bad guys who committed crimes the most. Your dream at that time was to catch these bad guys, and to catch them as quickly as possible to prevent them from continuing to harm others. So your dream is to be a police car!"
Everyone thought he was talking about the police, but Qi Long suddenly showed up with a police car, shaking the audience for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Dong Qiang: "I'll kill you!"
"Hey, what happened to you when you hit my car?" "What's this mess? Can a person turn into a car? Besides, cars can't catch criminals. They'll either block or crash. There's no robotic arm on the car that can. Arrest people!"
Qi Long nodded repeatedly: "Yes, I remembered wrongly. Your dream is to be a police dog that catches criminals as quickly as possible!"
Another unexpected burden, Dong Qiang said backhand: "I will bite you to death!"
"You're so violent that you hit and bite people to death at every turn. If you continue like this, some viewers may think you have someone in the refrigerator!"
This now popular meme immediately made people slap the table with laughter, and the cross talk structure also made repeated appeals. Dong Qiang reminded him to be positive, but Qi Long told him the opposite.
"You should explain my dream clearly at that time. I was told at that time that it is not only police officers but also agents who catch bad guys. I want to be an agent!" Dong Qiang said his dream seriously.
At this time, Qi Long suddenly laughed as if he was ill.
"Everyone has heard it, he, he haha, he wants to be a clock, look at how different this dream is! When the hour comes, a bird sticks out of your mouth, beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep, Why don’t I hang another gold chain on you and let you swing it around here?”
Dong Qiang pushed Qi Long away: "What ears? I said I wanted to be an agent!"
"Oops, I heard you wrong. He said he wanted to be a welcoming pine tree. Listen, everyone, is this dream also very strange? Welcome!"
"Special-worker!"
"work?"
"Yes!"
"So you said you wanted to be a broken bow, but you were a lackey cooked by the good bow of a flying bird who hid a cunning rabbit and a dead lackey. No, bow, right, you turned into a broken bow when you hid it!"
Dong Qiang leaned close to Qi Long's ear and shouted loudly: "I said agent!"
"You Zhu Hecong?" Qi Long suddenly changed from teasing with a smile to a face full of anxiety, pulling Dong Qiang: "Oh, this dream is not a dream. You don't want to imitate Zhu Hecong's flattering style, I don't want to go through tribulations every day!"
Every time Qi Long couldn't hear clearly and deliberately said something wrong, it was a comedic effect, making the audience unable to stop laughing.
Seeing that Dong Qiang was yelling in his ear and he couldn't hear it clearly, he sighed: "Whatever you want, his ears are useless. He can't even hear me when I call him daddy!"
"Hey, you can hear me clearly!" Qi Long immediately turned his head.
"You are selectively deaf!"
"It might be better if you just scream!" Qi Long quickly reminded.
Dong Qiang looked at the auditorium and Qi Long, as if he had made some kind of determination. He took a deep breath and shouted to Qi Long: "You thief!"
"Alas!" Qi Long was stunned after shouting.
And not only did Qi Long agree, there were also many people in the audience who chatted with him. This "Alas" shocked the entire theater.
Then came the burst of laughter that spread throughout the theater. The audience who didn't agree laughed in relief. The audience who tried to take advantage but ended up being too quick also covered their faces and giggled in joy.
I didn't expect that what they designed was such a burden. They wanted to take advantage, but ended up being taken advantage of.
Qi Long pointed to the audience: "Yes, it seems that these big brothers are like me and have a little ear. The question is, what did he promise me when he called me grandpa?"
"Yes!" The audience responded immediately as they saw Qi Long helping them find a venue.
The interaction immediately became lively.
"Eh?" Dong Qiang looked shocked: "You heard it wrong again!"
"What was your name just now?"
"My name is Son Thief!"
"Yes, you called me son!"
Dong Qiang turned his head: "Oh, can you hear clearly again now?"
Qi Long smiled and explained that he had done it on purpose and actually knew it, but it was not easy to continue talking about this dream.
"Think about it, agents, we have only seen them in movies and TV series. Have you ever seen an agent in reality? What should we say if we haven't seen you? There is no need for him to continue talking about this unrealistic dream of yours!"
Dong Qiang: "Why is it not necessary? My father saw that I was popular and planned to fund a movie for me. I will be the male lead and play the role of a secret agent!"
"When will I fund a movie?" Qi Long put a finger on his temple and said thoughtfully.
"Go, taking advantage is not enough for you?"
Qi Long waved his hand: "No, I'm helping you change the subject. Let's talk about this topic in private. Don't talk about it on stage. Did you act in the movie? The audience is looking forward to it. If you can't act, I'm not allowed to scold you. ”
"Why can't I act? I'm an actor. Aren't crosstalk actors actors?"
Qi Long asked in turn: "Is soy sauce also oil? Are black fans also fans? Are Shenma horses also? Are Chinese men's football players athletes too? Are islanders human beings too?"
When it came to the last two, the whole audience burst into laughter.
Qi Long and Dong Qiang's new work is indeed always worth looking forward to. I have been laughing from the beginning until now!
(End of chapter)