Chapter 219 Live Admissions
Deyunshe Longzike’s large-scale enrollment event has begun in full swing on the short video platform.
In addition to performing and recording variety shows, Qi Long would also watch the live broadcasts of his nephews to see how to live broadcast and learn from them, so as not to show off his timidity.
Probably, those who signed up would introduce themselves to Lianmai and then have a talent show, and then the crosstalk actor in charge of the review would give an evaluation, and the outstanding ones would be given a pass card.
Among them, there are a large number of Internet celebrities who come to gain popularity.
The purpose of their registration is to attract traffic to their live broadcast room. This is also the reason why the short video platform spends a lot of money to let Deyunshe recruit people online.
Direct traffic to anchors on their platforms.
The problem is that you want to ride on the popularity. You should at least understand a little bit. The one who drives a snake and sings with a sound card
says he is talking about Guankou, but it turns out he is rapping and shouting Mai
It is true , the "learning" in cross talk, will perform rapping and shouting on the stage.
But after all, it is an extremely small talent in one of the four major categories, and it has almost nothing to do with cross talk. Isn’t this just nonsense.
So when it was his turn to live broadcast, he decided to set the rules first and then connect to the microphone.
He used the official account of Deyun Society and did not plan to broadcast at his own home, so he went directly to Guo Degang's live broadcast venue. Someone had adjusted the camera, lights, etc. and used it directly.
For a very popular crosstalk actor like Qi Long, the official short video was heavily promoted a few days before his live broadcast.
Before the broadcast started, many people had already come to the live broadcast room. Once the broadcast started, the audience poured in like a tide.
There were all kinds of things in the barrage, some were calling me Uncle Master, some were asking him to do a paragraph, some were asking questions, some were advertising, and all kinds of things.
The barrage was so fast that he couldn't even see it.
"Hey, I just saw a red lip temptation. What is it? We are a live broadcast room with positive energy. Is it appropriate for you to post this? Where are the rules? Where is your conscience? Where is the address? Take me there quickly!"
The ones that flooded the screen became "Hahaha!" "The crosstalk actor is not serious" and "It turns out that my uncle is also an LSP."
"Who said I'm an old pervert?" Qi Long saw this barrage: "Let me solemnly clarify, I'm not old, how can I speak?"
As the barrage flooded the screen, some people began to use gifts to win Qi Long's attention.
"Oh, there are still many people giving gifts. I want to thank you on behalf of Deyunshe. I can't get them. If you give them to Deyunshe, you can give them as you like. If you give them to me, I will collect them later. The money code is released, it can’t be cheaper Deyunshe!”
Qi Long shouted when he saw someone giving a gift.
He didn't close the reward because it wasn't his own account, and if he closed it, wouldn't that put the other nephews on the line? If they don't care, someone will talk about them.
Moreover, the purpose of cooperation with other platforms is to rely on you to receive gifts and get some blood back, but the platform does not allow you to close them.
Therefore, Qi Long just uses an account that is not his own to talk about things, so that those who want to simply support him do not need to spend money.
After hearing what he said in the barrage, an enthusiastic viewer told him that QR codes cannot be posted during live broadcasts on the platform, as this would be against the rules.
"I don't really let it go. Who made me two thousand yuan and said I'm a fraud? Where can I go to explain? What? Crosstalk actors are frauds. You, go and sign up for Long Zi Ke. You have already mastered the skills of crosstalk. That’s true!
You have learned the four lessons of a crosstalk actor: tricking, deceiving, and deceiving you! "
After saying that, Qi Long looked at the side and said, "I'm not used to going without anyone to stop this nonsense. Give me a dog that knows how to flatter me. If I say something wrong, he'll pull me away!"
After three seconds, Qi Long stood up and shouted out of the screen: "Why did you bring Dong Qiang here?"
With this series of improvised jokes based on the barrage, the barrage filled the screen with laughter.
There are different kinds of smiles, including hahaha, 2333, and emoticons, all kinds of things.
Qi Long is also very satisfied. With so many viewers squatting in the live broadcast room, they must want to have fun, so he can say a few words casually to satisfy everyone.
Of course, business matters should not be forgotten. He took a look at the number of people in the live broadcast room: "We chatted for a few words at the beginning of the broadcast. I guess the students who want to apply for the Longzi Course and ask me to pass the pass have already come to my live broadcast room. So I will follow the rules. Front!"
If you go too far with beauty, just hang up. There's nothing you can do about it. I don't even know what you really look like. How can I give you a pass?
Looking online, it’s Daniel Wu, looking offline, it’s Guo Degang, what should I do?
Moreover, the Deyunshe stage does not have high technology and cannot give you a beauty treatment when you come up to talk about cross talk.
Even if there is, it probably won't be able to open it. What if seven kids come in and yell at you, "Give me back my grandpa" while you're still talking?
The second one is to turn off all the sound card effects that should be turned off. We have to listen to your voice conditions.
You turn on the sound card and your voice sounds like a voice actor. When you turn it off, it sounds like sesame seeds. What should you do?
And with the help of technology, you can sing without being out of tune. When you listen to it offline, hey, with your singing voice, even if you go to KTV and find a waiter to sing with you, you have to say: "Stop singing, just learn how to sing!"
Isn’t that really a scam?
What’s more, in terms of talent shows, don’t tidy up the mess. If it doesn’t work, just give me a simple tongue twister, “Eight Hundred Pacesetters” will do.
Anyway, we are selecting students, and we mainly look at your accent, voice condition, and image. You don’t need to be so fancy.
Instead of choosing the hard part, it's better to show yourself in a simple way.
When he talked about the rules, Qi Long also carried a baggage, which made the barrage laugh. After he finished talking, he announced that anyone who wanted to participate could join him.
The first older brother, who was a bit sturdy, grabbed Lian Mai and said, "Hello, Teacher Qi, I really like you and listen to your cross talk every day!"
"Which paragraph do you like?" Qi Long asked with a smile.
"I like "On Dreams" and "Full of Knowledge"." "Have you actually seen it? It's very good. Please introduce yourself!"
"My name is Chen Mo, and my online name is Daxiong. I have already thought of my future name. I can call her Chen Longji!"
Qi Long smiled: "Are you fierce? Look, you have accurately captured Teacher Guo's hobby!"
The barrage burst into laughter, and the other party was embarrassed.
Qi Long shook his head inwardly. If you don't have the ability to improvise, don't think about making jokes. Anyone can memorize the prepared jokes. The key is to react.
Instead of preparing a joke and failing to catch it, why not just show off your talent.
"Come on, what talents have you prepared?"
"I prepared a tongue twister, a short section of "Pink Girl and Pink Girl" in the middle of "Eighteen Sorrows"!"
Qi Long nodded and asked him to start performing.
[In the first month of the first lunar month, two sisters went shopping for lanterns. The eldest sister was named Pink Girl, and the second sister was named Pink Girl]
This is a classic tongue twister that combines the positive word and the negative word.
A pink girl is wearing a pink coat and holding pink wine, and a pink girl is holding a pink coat and holding a pink wine.
The pink girl drank the pink girl's pink wine, and the pink girl drank the pink girl's pink wine. One of them got drunk, and the other got drunk.
They are all words in reverse, which is quite common in tongue twisters.
The guy said it right. He listened to his own recording and recited it seriously. The tone and rhythm were correct.
Two days ago, Qi Long looked at the admissions of other nephews. One of them thought that the faster the better, but he couldn't understand a word he said. It looked like he had never heard of tongue twisters before, so he memorized a paragraph temporarily.
It’s not necessarily memorized, because when they were talking, their eyes kept glancing.
If you're not there, can you read the cheat sheet and read the lyrics?
This big bear is pretty good. His eyes didn’t look around and he was always looking at the camera.
After it was over, Qi Long said: "Turn your camera around and let me take a look!"
"Take a spin? There's a bit of chaos at home."
"It's okay, I just want to see if there are any cheat sheets!" Qi Long replied.
As soon as my friend turned around, the room was indeed quite messy. The cords of various game consoles, computers, and electronic products were in a mess on the table, as well as some drinks and cigarette butts in the ashtray.
At present, there is no cheat sheet, or it may be hidden relatively secretly.
"Not bad, not bad. What else can you do besides tongue twisters?"
The other party came up with another eight-screen interlude. The part from "The Roaring Dog" was obviously learned from the video. The expressions and demeanor were the same, and they had been practiced seriously.
This is the kind of internet celebrity who has at least practiced seriously and is not just a fan of popularity.
Qi Long gave him a score in his heart: "Okay, let's continue here. Thank you for participating in the selection of Longzi Branch."
Daxiong was a little disappointed, but quickly nodded with a smile: "Okay, thank you, Teacher Qi!"
Qi Long continued to play with a smile, shook the audience, and seriously commented on their work, but from beginning to end, he did not give a single pass card.
Many students who participated in the election even said to each other that Qi Long was very strict and hadn't even given him a single ticket for a long time.
In fact, Qi Long planned to give out ten cards according to the scores in his heart after all the consecutive rounds were over.
The advantage of this is that you have a self-set standard. The front-end students in the province have strict requirements, because the level of students in the back-end is getting lower and lower, so the standards are lowered.
That would be unfair to the students in front of me.
Among them, there was also a strange student whom I had seen at my nephew's place, who performed for him: [The sword slashes furiously, the snow-winged eagle, the mountain is majestic, and it soars into the sky]
"Your name of Mai is not as good as mine. My name of Mai is meaningful, but your words are just a bunch of messed up words with no story telling. If you sing on the cross talk stage, the audience can't stand it!"
As he spoke, Qi Long came up with a paragraph. The first two sentences were his words, but they changed at the end:
[Changbanpo is burning, I, Zhao Yun, will kill Cao Cao live.]
What he sang was something he saw on a video website. The title was the only one he could listen to. When he clicked on it, he saw that it was a funny blogger who made it up.
His name is MC Zilong, and he sings all the stories and allusions of Zhao Yun, such as Changbanpo Saves the Young Master, Five Tiger Generals, Full of Courage, etc.
This word is much better than shouting "Mai" without any logic. The audience also said that Qi Long is really talented and does what he says.
Even the audience who don't like to listen to shouting from Mai, after listening to his words, will feel like, eh? I seem to be able to listen to it!
(End of chapter)