Chapter 239 Homemade Side Dishes
After leaving the stage, Qi Long and Dong Qiang went straight to the restaurant under the leadership of assistant Xiao Chi.
It was a cafeteria for entertainers and athletes. They just came here to eat a few steamed dumplings before going on stage.
It is a habit not to eat too much before going on stage, because food will cause your blood to flow to your stomach, which will reduce the oxygen supply to your brain, making you sleepy.
Although Qi Long has software to refresh his mind, he still does not break this rule and still insists on eating less on stage. This is also to set an example for other crosstalk actors.
"Hey, I just asked Xiao Chi to get Xiao Long Bao before, but I didn't expect so many kinds of breakfast!" Qi Long sighed as he looked at the self-service food area.
There are all the common breakfast items at the breakfast stalls, and most of them can be made into bite-size pieces. Vegetable boxes, steamed buns, and pancakes that can control calories have been swept away, and there is no protein like white water eggs left.
But there are still a lot of greasy things like fried dough sticks and fried cakes left.
Obviously, artists are forced by their managers to manage their bodies. Qi Long, who has poor stomach absorption and eats dry without gaining weight, happily went to choose food. Dong Qiang frowned and looked around, and finally took it out of his bag. Instant chicken breast, asked for some lettuce from the staff who were busy preparing lunch, and ate it.
Qi Long had the fried dough sticks and tofu puffs. He ate it vigorously. The fried dough sticks were soaked in the tofu puffs, and all the salty brine was sucked into the dough sticks. It was so juicy when he took one bite. Not to mention how good it was.
At this time, he noticed the staff member holding the camera walking in front of them, and there was another staff member behind him.
"Hello, Teacher Qi, I'll spare you a minute. We are the team responsible for filming the live broadcast of the restaurant. We saw you and wanted to interview you!"
After Qi Long nodded, the other party asked: "How does it taste?"
"It's absolutely amazing. I almost cursed after taking one bite. It's so delicious!" Qi Long commented with a smile.
According to the rules, you don't speak when you eat, and you are not allowed to make strange noises while eating. However, when recording a variety show, in order to express how delicious it is, everyone will praise you with "wow", "um" and "oh".
At that time, Qi Long concluded in the show that the most delicious thing that goes into your mouth is definitely not an exclamation of "Wow", but "wtf".
It's delicious and makes you swear, that's the highest level.
So when he said this, it meant that it was really delicious!
As a national variety show, the staff also watched it. After smiling, they looked at the oily chili pepper and vinegar bottles on the table with confusion: "We noticed that you have the chili pepper and vinegar, but you didn't add it to the tofu nao. , why?”
Qi Long said with a smile: "I have a habit of eating noodles and things with soup."
He likes to eat it without adding anything and eat the food as it is.
Then scoop out a few spoons and add only a little chili pepper to the soup in the spoon, so that it only tastes like chili pepper.
When those who have eaten chili peppers have eaten enough, pour vinegar into the bowl and enjoy the sour and refreshing taste with only vinegar added.
Finally, add the chili pepper, stir evenly, and enjoy the compound flavor of the chili pepper and vinegar.
"In this way, I can taste four flavors of a food, including soy sauce and garlic in dumplings. I can taste more layers of flavors." Qi Long commented.
Originally, there were not many people in the live broadcast room of the restaurant, but because of the appearance of Qi Long and Dong Qiang, some people watched.
After hearing Qi Long's explanation, everyone said that they had learned it. Isn't this really good at eating? You can enjoy eating one kind of food with several flavors!
“As expected of a crosstalk actor, he just knows how to eat!” the staff commented while looking at the barrage.
Qi Long pointed at Dong Qiang who was nibbling lettuce beside him: "No, no, no, there is someone here who doesn't know how to eat!"
The camera also moved to Dongqiang and began to interview Dongqiang.
Dongqiang sighed and said that many high-quality foods with low calories and high protein had been taken away, and the plain steamed buns and dumplings were all gone.
As for the pancakes, all the multigrain batter was gone, leaving only the thin crisps that few people wanted and a lot of sweet sauce. So he can only eat the chicken breasts he brought with him!
"Why don't you have some mung bean smoothie?" Qi Long took two more bites and asked after swallowing the food.
Dong Qiang looked at him: "That thing is full of sugar, how many calories does it have?"
"No, it's all smoothie, how can there be any calories?" Qi Long shouted pretending to be confused.
Dong Qiang: "Oh, there is no heat after it has been frozen?"
"No, if you pour the smoothie into a bowl and use chopsticks to stir it to the left, so that the smoothie rotates to the left, then it's levorotatory. You'll lose weight after drinking it!"
"Fuck you!" Dong Qiang pushed him.
The audience watching the live broadcast burst into laughter. These two people can really perform cross talk anytime and anywhere.
After talking nonsense for a few words, Qi Long went to eat again. The staff asked questions on the barrage, and someone asked how to make healthy meals.
Hearing this question, Dong Qiang gave a serious introduction. Fresh vegetables, grains, eggs, and lean meat can be cooked a week in advance and stored in the refrigerator. If you don’t have time to cook meat, you can also buy ready-made instant meat. When it comes to chicken breasts, I don’t recommend specific brands because I didn’t pay him any advertising fees.
Qi Long came again: "Don't you put some soy sauce and sesame oil?"
"What are you doing with that thing? Vinegar is good, it has low calories!"
Qi Long was surprised: "Didn't you and your senior brother learn from the same master? Your senior brother's homemade side dishes cannot be cooked without half the soy sauce or sesame oil. You have to add soy sauce and sesame oil to eat nails!"
This is about Yu Qian. He often recommends his own homemade side dishes on his radio show, but netizens have tried them and found that each one is more unpalatable than the last.
Qi Long said and imitated: "I also have a homemade side dish. If you have that blue cheese at home, cut it into two slices. If you have that canned herring, take two slices as well. Take out two pieces of the smelly amaranth stalk and make one piece. Put it in the pot and stir-fry. When it's almost done, pour the green soup of the stinky tofu into it.
Then two pieces of stinky tofu, and finally add a big bag of bean juice, sesame oil, and soy sauce. Eat it without making a sound! "
"Have you stopped talking?" Dong Qiang pushed him: "My senior brother is not that outrageous, hahahaha, his dishes are all serious ingredients, the cucumbers and bitter gourds left at home, the wild vegetables picked up outside, etc., they are not delicious. , it’s easy and convenient!”
Qi Long shook his head: "There is another characteristic."
"What?"
“Easy and convenient!”
"Hahahaha, you are eating, and you still say this!?"
"Don't imitate him. He is swearing. Ya means an abbreviation. It means you were born of a girl. What does it mean? No father. No father means no one to discipline you and say you are uneducated. Omitting the pronunciation, the curse is: Ya! Of course it has become a mantra of many old people in the capital!"
Dong Qiang studied in the Imperial Capital with him, so he still understands the Imperial Capital dialect.
"There is another one that sounds insignificant, but when translated, it means very harshly, telling you that you can't eat four dishes in your life. It sounds like this person can't make money and can't put four dishes on the table. In fact, there are four dishes. The individual dishes are full moon dishes, wedding dishes, farewell dishes and tribute dishes, you can figure it out for yourself!”
Swear words that seem to have no offensive power, if you think about it carefully, they are saying that you have no one to support you when you are born, you will be a bachelor all your life, and when you die, there will be no one to bury you and no one to pay homage
How hateful, so this Chinese person is old The words passed down from our ancestors to troll others are also very powerful.
Recently, there has been a rumor on the Internet that foreigners quarreled with Chinese people, but the defense was broken in just two sentences.
The other party started trouble by talking about a Chinese international student. The international student looked at her dress, wearing a dark green hat, and immediately Just say, you are the green toad born of your mother and a homeless man, right?
In China, aggression is just that. If you encounter someone saying this about you on the Internet, you won’t have any emotional fluctuations.
As a result, the foreigner who started the trouble across the street burst into tears and dragged the international student to their house to check their household registration to prove that she was indeed his parents' biological child. 》This definitely cannot be moved to the cross talk stage, as it will be reported if you are not careful, so Qi Long reluctantly abandoned the notebook in his mind and mentioned it in other cross talks!
(End of chapter)