Chapter 267 The Comedian Favored by the Patriarch
After getting off the cruise ship, Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi went to Jiangnan Water Village to shoot a wedding photo album. The two of them took photos of two outfits that day.
One set shows Qi Long wearing an embroidered coat and Zhang Wanyi wearing a cheongsam. The other set shows the two wearing ancient costumes.
The photographer did have something, and came up with a shooting idea. He said that he got an inspiration from watching the reincarnation special episode of "Let's Run", which is the costumes of different eras and different scenes. The two people will always meet each other.
Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi were also very satisfied with the concept, so they cooperated with the shooting. They shot these two sets in the Jiangnan Water Town, and the shooting lasted a whole day.
Basically, I didn’t have much fun. I just took photos at various scenes. Small bridges, flowing water, and people’s homes all had their footprints and photos taken.
At the end of the day, I was tired and hot.
After entering the hotel, Zhang Wanyi turned on the air conditioner and spread out on the chair: "Qiqi, let me tell you a joke!"
Qi Long took out an iced drink from the refrigerator of the B&B and nodded: "You say it!"
"Once upon a time, there was an ice cream cone. It was too hot and it melted while walking on the road."
Qi Long smiled in agreement: "A cold joke?"
"I'm almost heating up."
Qi Long had an idea and closed the refrigerator door: "This joke actually has a follow-up."
"Huh?" Zhang Wanyi was curious. The cold joke ended abruptly, so there was no follow-up.
Qi Long: "The reason why Ice Cream walked out all day that day was because she had a quarrel with the refrigerator, so she ran away from home. Later, the ice cream melted and she couldn't stand it anymore, so she hurried back. What do you think the refrigerator said at this time?"
Zhang Wanyi took the drink that Qi Long unscrewed the bottle cap and closed it gently: "What did you say?"
"Come in and freeze yourself!"
Zhang Wanyi, who was unscrewing the bottle cap, immediately became happy, her hands became soft, and she did not unscrew the bottle cap that she had opened: "Hahaha, you said dirty jokes again."
Many pornographic jokes cannot be said on stage. If they are too pornographic, they will appear greasy, and it is easy for the cross talk stage to be reported.
But the couple's private conversations are not so particular. Qi Long tells a lot of dirty jokes, and Zhang Wanyi has almost become his only audience for dirty jokes.
"Hahaha, didn't you say it first? I'm here to help you unpack your baggage!" Qi Long said happily.
Crosstalk actors have to react quickly. When they saw the refrigerator and ice cream, they immediately thought of a baggage.
"I'm going to take a shower!" Zhang Wanyi ran into the bathroom after finishing her drink.
"Go." Qi Long has no intention of washing together. It's fine if he comes occasionally, but his skin can't stand it if they always wash together.
He really felt that the temperature of the water used by girls to take a bath was a bit too high, and it always made his body uncomfortable.
Now that the other party had entered the bathroom, Qi Long picked up his phone and watched a video from another world. A recommended ancient song caught his attention.
After a while, Zhang Wanyi came out wiping her wet hair. When she saw Qi Long writing at the desk, she was curious: "What inspiration do you have again?"
"I wrote a song!" Qi Long showed the manuscript and got up to help dry his hair.
Zhang Wanyi sat and enjoyed Qi Long's service. She read the lyrics and the simplified musical notation was also marked. As a drum music performer, she naturally understands the music and can also sight-sing, that is, she can sing the tune just by looking at the music.
"La Shou Mi Duo Lai"
[The misty rain enters the south of the Yangtze River, and the mountains and rivers are stained with ink, just like the painting is not yet dry, and the brush is dyed and is about to be worn]
"What beautiful words!" Zhang Wanyi commented.
The sound of the hair dryer was so loud that Qi Long didn't hear it clearly. He only heard "Please Haomei" and subconsciously said: "Not as beautiful as you!"
"Have you eaten honey today?" Zhang Wanyi said with a smile.
Qi Long continued: "Yes, wasn't that why we took wedding photos today and kissed several times in a deserted alley?"
What I said is that my mouth is as sweet as honey, the cross talk actor’s ability to praise others!
If you can hurt others, you can praise them. If you say the words that hurt others in reverse, wouldn't you just accept them?
After only one day of shooting and another day of traveling alone, Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi took different flights and left Jiangnan.
Because their destinations are different, Qi Long is going to the Northeast to film the next episode of "Dou Xiao She", while Zhang Wanyi is going back to her home in the Imperial Capital.
Before this filming, Guo Degang also posted in the group, saying that everyone would transfer 600 yuan to him, and they could transfer it or not.
Qi Long thought about it. Logically speaking, giving money should be a good thing, but this is Yan Min's show, so it is different. Giving money might also be a bad thing.
He transferred it anyway, thinking this way, cross talk actors basically all have a common personality, which is called: stingy!
Because in the cross talk industry, people who used to perform on the street would give you money or not just to see the mood of the customers. If you show off your wealth, who will give you the money back?
Therefore, in many cross talk jokes, there are jokes related to the stinginess of cross talk. Many people show stinginess on stage, which can be regarded as a kind of stage personality.
Although the variety show is a reality show, it still has the element of show, so Qi Long feels that most of the apprentices participating in the show will not pay.
If no money is given, the program team will design the project and no one will do it.
After getting off the plane, I got into the car rented by assistant Xiao Chi who came with the program team and went straight to the recording site. By this time, a group of people were already standing in the middle of the site.
Gao Dongqiang said in rhythm: "Let us applaud Qi Long for his successful proposal!"
"Ohhhhhh!"
"Congratulations, uncle, congratulations, uncle!"
Qi Long walked into the area of the program crew, asked the program staff to help install the microphone, and pressed his hands: "What's there to make fun of?"
"I'm happy for you, aren't you?"
"Qi Long in purple cheongsam, the photos I posted on Weibo are all from a distance, and there are also close-ups, high-definition and uncensored!" Gao Dongqiang showed off.
Although there was no one present, a camera was set up to record Qi Long's proposal ceremony. This is the source of Dongqiang’s so-called high-definition photos.
"Look, look," the group of people cheered.
Qi Long ran in and pushed everyone away: "What are you looking at? It's just like wearing a coat. Dongqiang, please stop making trouble. Don't affect my image in front of my nephews."
"Do you still have an image?" Dong Qiang was surprised.
The junior nephews laughed loudly. Although they were senior uncles, apart from listening to the master uncle who was very powerful in cross talk and commonly known as enlightened, they felt that they were really different generations from Qi Long. They were usually good friends. .
At this time, a small insect flew onto Dong Qiang's shorts.
Seeing this, Qi Long directly raised his leg and kicked Dong Qiang's thigh.
Dong Qiang was stunned: "Hitting someone?"
Qi Long shook his head: "There are bugs, there are bugs!"
Dong Qiang nodded as if he understood: "You'd better hope you don't get bugs on your body today!"
Qi Long smiled: "How can it be such a coincidence?"
Everyone stood in a row and started recording. Qin Xiaoxian, who was eliminated in the previous episode, was replaced by Zhang Jiunan, the famous stage mad dog of Deyun Society. Jiunan ran in bent over, shook hands with everyone and thanked everyone.
Qi Long, as the controller, asked: "Everyone should have received the message from Teacher Guo before we start, right? We will be charged six hundred yuan!"
Everyone nodded to indicate that they had received it.
Qi Long asked: "Did you all give it?"
Shaobing came out and yelled: "I didn't give it. I didn't give him any money to learn cross talk. Why do you want money from me now?"
All the disciples also expressed that they did not give it, and only Guo Qilin raised his hand: "I gave it!"
"You should give it, that's your biological father. Your biological father doesn't even have the money to buy you a toothbrush, so of course you have to give it!" Qi Long said rhythmically.
Everyone laughed.
Guo Qilin was ridiculed a lot because of this, so he explained again, don't take it out of context.
"What I mean is that when I was a kid, I didn't live at home in the imperial capital, so of course there was no toothbrush for me at home. Many college students went to school in other places, and they didn't have their own toothbrush at home."
Qi Long pressed his hand: "Okay, don't explain, we all know that the relationship between your father and son is not harmonious!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Am I the only one who gave it to Qi Lin?"
Dong Qiang nodded at the side: "Qi Long and Qi Lin must be filial!"
Qi Long pushed him, and then Luan Yunping spoke up, saying that he would give it to him.
Why?
"Master and his wife recently had a quarrel, and master was suspended without pay!" Luan Yunping explained.
Cao Heyang, standing next to him: "What does this word mean?"
"It means not giving me pocket money and keeping my husband's position!"
Qi Long added: "And you cannot exercise your husband's rights."
"Hahaha, Master, this addition is spot on."
Luan Yunping continued to say that he suspected that the master was out of money and came up with the idea of cheating the apprentices. Before recording, each of them would get 600 yuan. Wouldn't he have money in this way?
So Luan Yunping was careful, told his wife about this, and then transferred the 600 to his wife
Everyone was shocked by Luan Yunping's operation. Is this the vice president's pattern? Prioritize the chairman and put aside the master.
"Let me just say that his beloved disciple is an eyesore. If my senior brother really wants to find pocket money, wouldn't you expose him?" Qi Long shouted.
While talking, Guo Degang and Yu Qian strode over.
"Senior brother, did you quarrel with your sister-in-law?" Qi Long asked with a look on his face.
Guo Degang looked confused: "When did I have a quarrel?"
"Luan Yunping said it."
Guo Degang suddenly understood and nodded: "Oh, that is indeed a quarrel. If I love my disciple, I have to cooperate!"
When everyone laughed, they knew that Luan Yunping was just talking nonsense. Everyone regarded the variety show as a cross talk stage, and many things were actually fake.
While he was laughing, a butterfly flew over, landed on Guo Degang's head, then flew directly to Qi Long and landed on Qi Long's face.
"Oh?" Qi Long was stunned for a moment.
Gao Dongqiang was not stunned. The two of them were standing together. He waved directly, which seemed to be strong and heavy. In fact, it turned into a gentle slap when he got close to him. The butterfly flew away, and Dong Qiang’s slap was also gentle. It fell on Qi Long's face.
"Ouch."
The nephews all bent over with laughter, including the staff next to them. This was such a coincidence. Just now Qi Long said it couldn't be such a coincidence, but a butterfly fell on his face?
Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other. This is quite funny, but not that funny.
"Your sect is just attracting bees and butterflies!" Although Yu Qian didn't find it very funny, he still thought of an angle and made a funny comment.
Everyone explained what had just happened. Dongqiang had bugs on his pants, Qi Long kicked him. If you are threatened, you'd better not get bugs on your body.
Qi Long thought that his luck would not be so bad, but it was indeed his fault.
"A person favored by our ancestors, this guy can do such funny scenes!" Guo Degang also commented with a laugh.
(End of chapter)