Chapter 279: Lao Qin's Revenge Special
The teaching in cross talk is not all about rigid teaching, but also about teaching some little tips and techniques to the apprentices in daily life.
Back then, Mr. Hou and Mr. Shi taught Qi Long and Dong Qiang their little quarrel at the dinner table. The two of them can be regarded as inheriting the teaching methods and small teachings in life.
Those arrogant words are all old words, and some crosstalks in the past would use this paragraph "Why can't a toad scream into a wastebasket?" to make up for it.
Teach them this little skill of arguing, and let them observe the objects in life that look similar and have similar features. One can make a sound and the other cannot, and then they can all be used to fill in the argument.
It can also be regarded as adding a little fun to the boring memorization of learning for two children. Interest is always the best teacher.
I took the children to eat mutton chops, visited the amusement park, and as a Deyun actor, took them to the backstage of Deyun Little Theater to listen to half of the cross talk. It was a fulfilling day.
The next day was the time for a new round of recording of "Let's Run".
Before the show started, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang talked about encountering foreign fans at the entrance of the alley.
"The foreign friends said that after watching one episode, they couldn't help but follow it from beginning to end. We were all called by nicknames. They called me Water Gun Man and called him Guda!"
"You're the one clucking, Sparta!" Dong Qiang corrected.
Everyone was stunned when they heard the news. It means that our program is very popular in Southeast Asia.
"Then I have to pay more attention to my image in the future!" Shen Teng tidied his suit.
Qi Long waved his hand: "It's useless, the foreign subtitled version, the character translated for you is: lazy guy!"
One thing stands out: Never stand if you can sit, never sit if you can lie down!
"Hahahahahaha!"
Others also have nicknames. For example, Sha Yi is the "game starter", and the game only officially begins after he is eliminated.
Qin Xiaoxian is the "unlucky guy" because Qi Long plays tricks on him, and his luck and luck are just as bad as Qi Long's.
Wang Jiaer is a passionate young man, and Yang Chaoyue is the koi ace.
Qin Xiaoxian and Shen Teng were dissatisfied when they heard Qi Long talking about everyone's titles. You are all very good. How come we are so bad?
"How am I doing?" Sha Yi shouted and walked into their circle.
The three of them put their arms around each other, indicating that they would fight back and not be the weakest, lazy and unlucky ones!
The three brothers also named the group on the spot, called: Counterattackers!
"I think you three are called traitors, and they are not good people!" Qi Long complained.
Shen Teng stretched out his hand to pull Qi Long: "As for the betrayer, I have to include you, how cunning and cunning you are!"
After everyone made a fuss for a while, the director announced today's project: Today's plan was planned by a member present, and he took the lead in today's competition.
Qi Long walked towards Qin Xiaoxian before he finished listening, grabbed his collar and started shaking him: "Is it you?"
"It's not me, how could it be possible?" Qin Xiaoxian shook his head hastily.
As soon as Qi Long put down his collar, the director said: "It's Qin Xiaoxian!"
Qin Xiaoxian was stunned. Did he say it directly?
Since he confirmed it directly, Qi Long was not the only one grabbing the collar this time. The two "school grassroots" who had just formed the Counterattack Alliance with him also joined in the crusade against Qin Xiaoxian. Please give me a push. Push it.
"Director, can this be said directly?"
The director continued: "This program is Qin Xiaoxian's battle of revenge. All those who are eliminated by Qin Xiaoxian and his assistants in the final stage will accept the punishment of Qin Xiaoxian with sticks!"
"Oh, I have an assistant!"
"The main thing is that we need to find an assistant!"
Gao Dongqiang stared at Qi Long with squinted eyes: "Why do you deliberately have a relationship without meeting each other? Jiao'er!"
"It's not me. I am definitely the person he wants to take revenge on most. How could he choose me as his assistant?" Qi Long argued to himself, thinking about how he usually teased Qin Xiaoxian on the show.
Dong Qiang nodded, acknowledging Qi Long's defense.
There are two assistants. Before that, the guests must be welcomed into the room.
Today's guests are one man and two women. The man is Xiao Shen Cheng, Mr. Zhao Benshan's apprentice. He once became an instant hit on the Spring Festival Evening, and his red color penetrated most of the sky.
Two women, one is the eldest sister who is known as the one no one dares to mess with in the Xiangjiang circle, Yuan Yongyi.
The other is an acting student whom Yuan Yongyi once led in a variety show, the very open-minded Meng Ziyi.
The three of them have a comedy movie to be released, and they came to the show to promote it.
Qi Long took the director's introduction card. In fact, he had read the three people's information before coming: "First of all, we welcome Xiao Shencheng!"
"Hello everyone!" Xiao Shen Cheng bowed to the camera.
"Brother Shen is a mountain that we comedy people can never climb!" Qi Long sighed: "In just one sentence, who can be more popular than Brother Shen in 2008?" Xiao Shencheng waved his hand: "There are no heroes. Be brave!”
On the contrary, Shen Teng became proud and walked towards the center: "Brother Shen, Brother Shen's, I'm embarrassed to scream!"
"What's the matter with you?" Gao Dongqiang grabbed him and threw him aside.
Qi Long took the question card: "I'll be more rigorous. Who can be more popular than Xiao Shencheng in 2008? After that year, Brother Shen used various resources to make movies and hold concerts. For the first time, I won the award this year, the Golden Broom Festival, the most disappointing award for an actor!”
"Hahahaha!" Xiao Shencheng was still modestly refuting, saying that the program team was too flattering, but he was amused: "It's true, I was still very immature at the time!"
Qi Long continued: "Second for the second year!"
"I was gone in the third year. At that time, there was no director looking for me to film. It was not until the fourth year that I was filmed, and then it was filmed again!" Xiao Shencheng complained to himself.
Everyone laughed, Qi Long gave a thumbs up: "Three crowns in four years."
Then Qi Long asked him why he couldn't think of making a movie again?
Xiao Shencheng said that he has practiced his acting skills well and will definitely not disappoint everyone this time. He then briefly introduced his role in the comedy movie.
Qi Long then transferred the interview to Yuan Yongyi: "Did Sister Yuan know that she was working with Brother Shen Cheng before she took the role?"
Yuan Yongyi glared: "I won't answer it if I know it!"
"Hahahahahaha."
This is a well-known female man in the Hong Kong film industry. The highest praise that many male artists in Hong Kong can give her husband is to thank him for marrying Yuan Yongyi home.
That's really, quite tough.
Xiao Shencheng came over to join in the fun and said that when Yuan Yongyi's husband Zhang Zhilin came to visit the crew, there was something wrong with the crew and the filming might have to be postponed.
"Brother Zhilin heard that Sister Yuan couldn't go home early, so he went out and laughed for half an hour before coming in!"
The crowd laughed and applauded.
Yuan Yongyi had a straight face and opened her mouth: "How dare he? He can only laugh secretly, but how dare he laugh wildly!"
Xiao Shencheng and Sister Yuan are both people who have a lot of background in the entertainment industry. During the interview and introduction process, Qi Long just talked about their affairs. As for Meng Ziyi, a new actress, she doesn’t have any background at the moment, so she just talks about them from other aspects. Take action.
“Meng Ziyi, you and Chaoyue are good friends, right?”
They got an affirmative answer, saying that they slept in the same hotel when they went to visit each other. Yang Chaoyue also said one thing to prove their friendship.
"At that time, Yiyi loved playing cards and often played cards with her friends. On the day I went to find her, several people urged her to go, but she refused, so she stayed with me!"
Meng Ziyi burst into laughter: "Chaoyue, there is something I haven't told you. You know, you fall asleep quickly. I went out to play cards when you fell asleep. I came back at five in the morning before you woke up. !”
"Huh?" Chaoyue was stunned, then pouted his mouth with an unhappy look on his face.
Meng Ziyi ran over and kissed and comforted her: "Isn't it enough that you have me before you go to bed and when you wake up? I'm afraid that my snoring will wake you up!"
"Hahahahaha, sister, you don't have to expose your shortcomings like this."
"So honest."
"It's a bit like the one who goes fishing at night when his wife is asleep!" Sha Yi commented.
Qi Long was surprised: "Brother Sha, isn't that what you did?"
Sha Yi glared: "Don't talk nonsense, my wife is watching the show."
"Oops, I'm sorry, this section has to be cut!"
"Yes, yes, if my wife is tortured to extract a confession, Zhang Zhilin and I will be exposed when we go fishing together at night?"
Yuan Yongyi responded quickly: "Who?"
"Hahaha!"
Qi Long brought the topic back to Meng Ziyi and asked her that chatting between best friends was quite exciting. We didn’t want to hear exciting content, but wanted to hear what Chaoyue said about us in private.
"She doesn't mention you in private!" Meng Ziyi waved her hand.
Chaoyue was anxious: "No, ah? I'll mention it."
"Oh, mention it, you said that Gao Dongqiang is nothing." Meng Ziyi opened her mouth to make a false accusation.
"Ah? I'm Dong?" Dong Qiang pretended to be confused, making the whole audience laugh happily again.
(End of chapter)