Chapter 289 Hilarious: Introducing auction items without knowing it (two-in-one)
Cao Heyang is originally a talkative character, and he especially likes to use his brain in variety shows. He belongs to the type of little clever guy, but there are not many.
This ten-point game is full of comedy effects.
Three times in a row, the analysis was all succinct, and he was almost able to analyze the correct answer. In the end, he gave a wrong answer and was successfully attacked by Qi Long.
It's a nice way of saying that you've become a close employee of the general manager. To put it more unpleasantly, you've become a slave. If the manager then attacks the general manager, it's equivalent to attacking two people.
In the mini-game, you have to defeat two people in a row to successfully attack. You must first fight against the general manager's cronies.
This is the power of the general manager. Only trusted employees can help block an attack before they can regain their freedom.
With a smile on his face, Cao Heyang said to Qi Long flatteringly: "Uncle General Manager, I lost on purpose, and then I wanted to be your confidant!"
"Oh, really?" Qi Long didn't tell the truth, pretending to be a fool who likes to listen to slander.
"Of course, I think you should be the chairman, and all the equity of the shareholder named Guo should be given to you, right? What else is it? This is the Degang era. Damn it, this is the Qilong era. !" Cao Heyang shouted with his hands raised.
Qi Long smiled and clapped continuously: "Very good, you are good at flattering!"
"What I'm shooting is dragon farts!"
"Hahahaha, what nonsense!" Qi Longxu kicked him.
"The shareholders won't let you be the chairman. In my opinion, those shareholders are just looking at the sky with their butts stuck out!"
Qi Long immediately answered: "How do you say it?"
"Sightless!"
Qi Long nodded repeatedly: "Yeah~"
"If they don't choose you, it's like Yuanxiao is thrown into the pot!" Cao Heyang continued to flatter him.
"How to say it?"
"What a bunch of bastards!"
"Hmm~~" Qi Long continued to nod.
"How awesome you are, you farted under the covers!"
"How do you say this?" Qi Long continued to cooperate.
"You are good at literature (hearing) and martial arts (covering)!"
Qi Long didn't say "Hmm~" this time, and instead said to him: "Hey, what kind of witticism is this? I think you are a spoiled grape: full of bad water, a dung beetle yawns: a foul mouth, please ask my sister-in-law to do it My friend, you have no good intentions; you are playing gunfighting with a shotgun."
Cao Heyang was stunned: "Hey, I've never heard of this!"
"You turned around and sprayed me!"
"Hahahaha, Uncle Master is so awesome, right?" Cao Heyang gave a thumbs up.
The flattery time was over, Qi Long and Cao Heyang began to analyze the gameplay of this variety show recording. They felt that the attack mode of this poker card was like the "Miss Card" in the drinking game.
Whatever is drawn must be executed.
Cao Heyang, as a member of Deyun's group of drunkards, often participates in drinking games. He is very familiar with this drinking table game and directly listed the gameplay of this game.
In this game, three means visiting three gardens, and seven means visiting every seven. They are all playing small games, and whoever loses drinks.
But there are also some special cards. For example, if you draw "two", you will become a bartender.
Then in the drinking party, no matter who is fined or wants to drink, you have to pick up the glass and say respectfully: "Sir, drink well!"
Then drink it all together with others. It can be said that it is the card that no one wants to draw in this drinking game.
Therefore, Cao Heyang deduced that this variety show adapted from the wine table game would be a trick for him, so Qi Long should not use it easily.
There is also a worse card, which is Q. If you draw the circle, you have to play in a circle and clink glasses with everyone present in order to drink.
Cao Heyang concluded that this card was not good, so he tried not to use it.
Qi Long felt that Cao Heyang's analysis was very reasonable, so he decided to stay put and see what others did first, especially Shaobing. As an employee, that guy would definitely look for his supervisor to attack everywhere, no matter what cards he held.
Qi Long said: "After all, Shaobing is Bai Suzhen's husband?"
"Xu Xian?" Cao Heyang asked.
"Reckless man!"
"Hahahahahaha!" Cao Heyang has discovered that Uncle Master is all-powerful. Although he doesn't have many witty words in his cross talk, when it comes to talking about it, he is still very good!
The two began to take action. Cao Heyang had been turned into a confidant. Now no one could attack him. He directly scouted ahead as the vanguard. After making sure that there was no danger, he called Qi Long to follow. The two of them were soon attacked. Supervisor Yue Yunpeng's sesame cakes.
Shaobing threw a six, and then the game was the office chair race, a classic office game. Both parties sat on office chairs equipped with pulleys and pushed their legs on the chairs. Yue Yunpeng started first for three seconds, and Shaobing started. Within one minute, Shaobing As long as it can catch up, the attack is considered successful.
There is no suspense in this competition.
The sesame cakes are so tender that it takes a lot of effort to chew them; Yue Yunpeng's is so fat that it melts in your mouth when you eat it.
There was no comparison at all. Almost as soon as the game started, Yue Yunpeng was instantly killed and demoted from the position of supervisor to an ordinary employee.
Before Yue Yunpeng could recover, Qi Long showed out with a four.
Then Four's mini-game was also announced, which was called tearing off the labels on the body. Both of them had to put a bunch of sticky notes on their bodies, sway to the music without using their hands, and shake off the labels. On the sticky notes, it said It was the "bad comments" given to them by the program staff!
The negative comments about Yue Yunpeng include: he is not active in recording, his physical condition is too poor, he always complains about everything, always looks aggrieved as if everyone owes him money, etc.
The negative comments about Qi Long are mainly due to his chatty behavior, which made the post-subtitle team complain.
There are also some reviews that seem to be bad reviews, but are actually good reviews. What can remember each of our names makes people unable to fish for fear of complaining to the director.
He actually even remembered our birthdays and even sent cakes to the company when he was out of town, which increased his caloric intake
"Bad reviews, bad reviews, why are you posting all good things about him?" Yue Yunpeng looked at it. It’s unfair to complain to the program team about my really bad comments.
Cao Heyang silently took off the label that said he was always complaining about heaven and earth. Shaobing took off the label that said he had a wronged face as if everyone owed him money. They stood next to him and smiled at the camera together: "Nothing wrong!"
The mini-game competition began. Yue Yunpeng, who had lost his physical strength after a round of chasing and escaping from the office chair, was naturally no match for Qi Long. Together with Cao Heyang, he became Qi Long's trusted employee.
In this way, Qi Long's safety was greatly increased, and he also cooperated with Shaobing.
Now Shao Biang is the supervisor. As long as the manager attacks him, he will lead people to Shao Bi and let Shao Bi attack the manager. Perfect!
I have taken the position of general manager today, and no one can take it away!
After a period of chasing and escaping, many card games were also revealed, such as A, also known as gun. In this game, both parties take a water gun, stand back to back, turn around and fire, and the water gun is fired. When it reaches the chest, the lights on the body will light up. Whoever lets the opponent's light light up first wins.
It's like a cowboy showdown, quite exciting.
The second card is indeed as Cao Heyang guessed. It is a card that adds DEbuff to itself. It will become a non-staff member of the show's prop team. Carrying a basket of props, it moves quickly around the venue and gives props to players who trigger the mini-game. .
When working as a prop worker, he is also in a state where he can be attacked.
The fifth is the dance duel, where you need to dance along with the dance moves on the screen, and then the staff present will give scores. The one with the lowest score wins. Although these games are small, the participants have a lot of fun playing them. Because they don’t know what the game is in the cards, there is a sense of unknown when playing the cards, which makes people enjoy it.
Qi Long was also attacked twice. The person who attacked him was Zhu Hecong, who used a K.
The program team brought four boxing gloves. Just when Qi Long and Zhu Hecong thought they were going to box to see who could knock out the other first, it turned out that the competition was about wearing boxing gloves and a pair of wide beach shorts.
The two of them were speechless, but Qi Long had an assistant, so if Zhu Hecong wanted to win, he had to wear it three times.
After defeating Yue Yunpeng, he fell to Cao Heyang.
The second time he was attacked was Shaobing. After Qi Long successfully seduced Guo Qilin, Shaobing turned back and attacked Qi Long. He used a circle.
Then draw the ground as a prison.
Stand still and remain immobile, otherwise the playing cards will drop and the player will be degraded, making Shaobing extremely uncomfortable.
Everyone played for a whole morning. Qi Long's identity remained the same, but the others more or less had their identities changed and entered the next round of the game. Their playing cards were no longer attack props, but coins.
In the final stage, the number of coins will determine the partners and order of the crosstalk performance the next day.
But before the final stage, there is another blind auction.
The so-called blind auction game is that members start to describe the goods without knowing what is on the container in front. If the shareholders Guo Degang, Yu Qian and Shi Fukuan can get the playing cards to buy, after the purchase is successful, they will get Corresponding playing cards.
The members work in pairs and are grouped by Qi Long.
Qi Long naturally first assigned Gao Dongqiang, who had the best cooperation with him and became the supervisor, into a group.
Others, this pair of partners, don't even think about being in a group.
Shaobing? You and Luan Yunping don't get along, right? You two are a team!
You're so funny that you want to beat Zhu Hecong to death, right? Especially Yue Yunpeng wants to beat Zhu Hecong to death the most, you two are in a team.
In short, except for yourself, others will come if they feel uncomfortable.
The auction started, and the first people to appear were Meng Hetang and Guo Qilin. They stood on the stage with a closed box in front of them. When they stood behind the box to make sure that they could not see the box, they opened the box. It's a doll.
Shi Fukuan waved his hand: "Tell me about the products you want to sell!"
Guo Qilin nodded: "Okay, Master, this thing of ours is very practical!"
"Yes, you can use it every day!" Zhang Helun said holding it in his hands.
Others can ask questions and talk in the audience, so Yue Yunpeng dug a hole at this time: "When do you usually use it?"
Guo Qilin replied without hesitation: "Go to sleep at night!"
"I'm different. I usually use it when I go on stage to talk about cross talk!" Zhang Helun said himself.
Everyone is happy, okay, Guo Qilin, how old are you, and you still have to hold a doll when you sleep at night?
There is also Zhang Helun who brought a doll to the cross talk stage, which is strange when you think about it.
Gao Dongqiang asked with a smile: "Then how does he use it?"
Guo Qilin's words changed the scene from a scene where everyone was laughing and laughing to a scene of horror: "Usually they are burned, and once they are burned, eh, I feel particularly at ease."
"Ouch." Zhu Hecong touched his arm, which was full of goose bumps.
Burning dolls sounds scary.
The key point is that Guo Qilin seems to be a pervert, and he looks very happy and feels very at ease.
The two people on the stage saw the reaction of everyone in the audience, and naturally knew that the method Guo Qilin said was different from the actual use of this thing, and it was not for burning.
Zhang Helun spoke: "It doesn't have to be burned. I usually just apply it on my face."
"Oh, as a cotton pad!"
"Hey, that's right!" Zhang Helun nodded: "This thing is better than cotton pads. Its material is more comfortable. It feels very comfortable on the face. It doesn't hurt the skin and can be used on sensitive skin. Everyone, hurry up and buy it. Bar!"
In everyone's mind, there was an image of Zhang Helun holding a doll and applying skin care products on his face.
Just two words: absurd!
"Hahahahahaha!"
Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Shi Fukuan made bids respectively. Yu Qian bought the doll for the price of four playing cards. Zhang Helun and Guo Qilin were shocked when they saw it was a doll. They immediately began to think about what they had just said, and then they couldn't laugh or cry.
Then it was the turn of Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang. Both of them didn't know what was in front of them, but they didn't panic at all and even played Allegro on stage.
"Bamboo board, I sell goods, and the goods I sell are really good. If any of you are here, you are a good customer today. If you want to buy goods, come to me. I guarantee that you will have a good time!"
After finishing a short allegro, Qi Long began to shout: "Selling goods!"
"Come and take a look. Don't miss it if you pass by. Buy something early and buy something late. Buy something early and late. Buy more and less and buy as much as possible!" Dong Qiang shouted in cooperation.
Shi Fukuan shook his head: "Don't just shout, you two should introduce your stuff. Is it practical or not?"
Qi Long immediately said: "That is quite practical. This is something that each of us can use, and everyone must use it!"
"Yes, I'm using it now!" Dong Qiang nodded.
The two of them discussed it before going on stage, and they treated it as selling clothes. You have a general idea in mind, so that you can talk meaningfully.
"Then what changes do you think using this thing has made in you?" This time it was Luan Yunping who asked the question.
Qi Long said: "You can only go out with this thing, otherwise you will be ashamed to make friends with people, especially when you go socializing, you must bring this with you!"
"Yes, otherwise they won't let you in to such high-end social occasions!" Dong Qiang said it with praise. In front of his master, he was the one who worked the hardest.
The audience started to laugh obviously.
Qi Long said that having this thing can make me more confident, otherwise I would be embarrassed every day.
Dongqiang said that with this thing, it will be more enjoyable when exercising, otherwise there will always be people looking at you.
The two talked enthusiastically, and finally Guo Degang bought this product with 5 playing cards.
When they stepped forward to take a look, they were immediately surprised.
The good news is that it does have something to do with clothes, they are all close-fitting. The bad news is that these things are diapers
"Hahahahahahaha!" The audience started laughing, repeating what they just said.
"You are not allowed to enter social gatherings without a diaper."
"It would be embarrassing not to wear a diaper. It turns out that Uncle Shi is incontinent."
"It's more enjoyable to exercise, right? Do you pee while exercising?"
"Hahahahahaha!"
(End of chapter)