Chapter 300 Female Crosstalk Student of Chuanxi Club
In this crosstalk performance, Qi Long’s long guankou became the most talked about point among the audience. When it came to the reverse performance, they all wanted to see him do another guankou. .
Qi Long also agreed to the request of the audience friends, but he called Dong Qiang to the front of the stage, and the two of them talked about the fisherman Jiang Taigong in "Eight Screens" in unison.
If it weren't for the different timbres of the two, with Qi Long's voice relatively crisp and Dong Qiang's voice relatively thick, forming a manual reverb, it would be as if they were spoken by the same person.
After he finished speaking, he naturally received another wave of applause.
Lao Guo, who was in charge of presiding over the counter-argument, came up and said with emotion that those who talk about Guankou and perform it are usually funny actors on stage. In fact, the Guankou skills of the praising actors are also good, or even better. They are the toughest funny actors. Backing up, if there is a mistake, he will immediately step in to avoid causing any stage accidents.
He led everyone to give applause to the admiring actors.
After a performance, Qi Long and Dong Qiang took the high-speed train back to the Imperial Capital. When they left the high-speed rail station and looked for Xiao Chi's car in the underground parking lot, two cameramen carrying cameras rushed up, followed closely by It is a group of well-known staff headed by Yan Min.
"What's going on?" Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were both stunned. Did "Douxiaoshe" suddenly start shooting again?
Yan Min opened the small notebook: "Dear Mr. Gao Dongqiang, your two-week journey is about to begin. You will participate in the trip as a porter. Will you follow us to the airport?"
"Ah? Aren't you going to travel in three days?" Dong Qiang opened his mouth.
Qi Long on the side was already gloating: "The show directed by Yan Min does not follow the routine, go ahead!"
"No, I haven't packed up my things yet!" Dong Qiang said speechlessly.
He was on a business trip this time, from the Magic City concert to the island recording to the Guodegang Provincial Provincial Marriage Performance in Tianmen. He only brought three sets of clothes and two performance coats in four or five days. These things were not enough for traveling.
Qi Long Momo opened the box and gave away all the disposable shampoo, shower gel, toothbrushes, etc. that he had emptied in the hotel: "Dong Qiang, brother can only help you up to this point, hahahaha."
Dongqiang threw his hands away angrily: "Why do I need this thing? We must have these in the tourist hotel."
Qi Long waved his hand: "No, no, no, you really don't want to be a guide. Can Yan Min be so kind as to let you stay in a hotel? You must have found it yourself. B&Bs are much more affordable than hotels. There is nothing like this in a B&B." There must be one, take it!”
"Okay!" Dong Qiang reached for it again and complained to the program team: "I haven't done the strategy yet, I plan to do it in the next three days!"
Yan Min took out a book on "European Customs and Customs" that was as thick as a dictionary and handed it to Dongqiang: "We have prepared it for you. You can enjoy the strategy during the more than ten hours of flight!"
"Haha!" Qi Long laughed unkindly and waved to Dongqiang: "I wish you good luck!"
Qi Long arrived home and bought a fish at the vegetable market to cook at home. This was a not very complicated but delicious steamed fish that he learned from the chef in that cooking showdown.
First, clean the fish, remove the black film that produces the fishy smell, wash it several times, then marinate the fish with salt and green onion and ginger water, and finally add the green onion and ginger and throw it into the pot to steam.
Then use steamed fish soy sauce or the like to make a sauce. After the fish comes out of the pot, pour out the water on the plate and replace it with the sauce. A simple and delicious steamed fish is ready.
Once this dish is made, plus the braised duck and braised vegetables platter bought from the market, a dinner is ready.
When Zhang Wanyi came back, the two of them could start eating. Her fiancée was also very considerate, so she ate the steamed fish cooked by Qi Long and then praised it.
Qi Long knew that this compliment was exaggerated, but he still happily accepted the emotional value provided by his fiancée.
The two chatted while eating. In fact, they had been apart for nearly a week and had video calls every day, so they knew each other's schedule very well.
Qi Long remembered that she accompanied her best friend to the Deyun Chuan Xi Club. She said that her best friend was attracted by Teacher Guo and wanted to try cross talk, so she went to the Chuan Xi Club to study. She always felt that girls tend to suffer on the cross talk stage. Qi Long was curious: "How is she studying?"
"I learned very well, Mr. Gao praised me. You can go and take a look later and give me some guidance, hahaha. By the way, did you see the intercourse between my nephew and my apprentice that I took for you?" Zhang Wanyi asked.
Zhang Wanyi went to the teaching class not only to accompany her best friends, but also to find small fish and shrimps, and brought delicious food to the two children.
"The two of them were so funny. They told me that you can't eat food given directly by others. We are talking about cross talk. We are people who eat based on our ability, not beggars!" Zhang Wanyi said, recalling the "little ones" of the two children. He acted like an "adult" and couldn't help but laugh.
Qi Long was happy after hearing this. This is the dignity of a crosstalk person, which is different from a beggar, so when he went out to record variety shows, passers-by, crosstalk fans, fans of the show, etc. would refuse to pay for him to have dinner.
Crosstalk actors earn their living based on their ability, not beggars!
“I’ve learned the rules!”
"I said that if you perform a show for me and I give you things, I won't treat you like beggars!"
Qi Long was curious: "What did they say?"
"If you don't have enough skills, if you can't perform, it will ruin the teacher's reputation!"
The rules of the cross talk school are that you can't perform casually without the master's permission, especially if you don't perform for money, because if you don't perform well, you will lose the master's face. You can only perform if the master nods.
"Okay, hahaha, what next?" Qi Long asked.
"Then I said I was your fiancée, and they were not polite."
"Hahahaha, it's a gift from the elders that I can't refuse. These two boys are really good!"
Qi Long happily chatted with his wife, whom he had not seen for many days, and soon received a video call from Dong Qiang. After getting through, Dong Qiang hid in a corner with a sad face.
"What's up? If you have anything sad to say, tell us to make us both happy!" Qi Long put his cell phone against the vinegar pot on the dining table and asked Zhang Wanyi to come and say hello to Dong Qiang.
Dongqiang said "Oh": "Do you know who I am taking as a tour guide this time?"
"Who?" Qi Long really didn't know. He didn't pay attention to Yan Min's preparations for the show, so he made some suggestions in the early stage.
"Teacher Lu Zhong, who plays Wu Zetian, teacher Cai Ming, a sketch actor, Director Feng's wife Xu Fan, and Aunt Xue Wang Lin, just say that these four are older than the other, and their assistants have a lot of matters to explain to me. Dui, this one needs to take antihypertensive medicine, and that one needs to take some health supplements, and they are all at a fixed time, so I’ll just go.”
Qi Long smiled and said: "Isn't there someone younger to help you share the burden?"
"Younger? Forget it, the crew of the last recording of the show almost couldn't handle Meng Ziyi!"
"Hahahahahaha, I wish you good luck. What time is the flight?"
Dong Qiang sighed: "It's 9:40 in the evening. I have a headache in the corner now. I'll call you to complain. Jiao'er, you cheated me!" Dong Qiang already knew that Qi Long recommended him.
"Hurry up and write down the times when people say you need to take medicine and any taboos, and put it on the desktop of your phone. It's best to use the alarm clock. What's the use of complaining to me!" Qi Long gave him some advice.
Dongqiang: "Okay, okay, let's not talk anymore. I still have to find a way to book pick-up service when I land. The program team acted as a person and gave me an address and told me to contact the first place where I would stay. Then we have to do it ourselves, bye!"
Dong Qiang hung up the phone, and Qi Long immediately stood up and walked to the bedroom, searching for the 9:45 flight.
He asked about the flight time because he wanted to help. Dongqiang didn't have Internet access on the plane, so the guide he made was definitely useless. I helped him collect some key information and let him sort it out.
Qi Long knew that Dong Qiang must have been sure that he would help him, so this call seemed like he was complaining, but in fact he was asking for help!
At the airport, Dong Qiang, who was all smiles when facing the veteran female artist and the young girl Meng Ziyi, frowned once he faced the camera.
But the program team discovered a magical thing, that is, after he called Qi Long, he relaxed his brows and seemed not worried at all.
After flying for more than ten hours, Dong Qiang calmly reminded the tourists on the plane Group members should take medicine when they need it and rest when they need it.
After landing, he couldn't wait to turn on his mobile phone and told everyone to rest assured: "My guide is coming."
Sure enough, after receiving a message from Qi Long, a PDF file, Dong Qiang couldn't wait to open it, only to see an emoticon of Qi Long being wiped on the head by Dong Qiang as a mop on the cement floor.
Scroll down and there is another sentence: A gentleman's revenge is never too late in ten years, and a villain's revenge is never sooner or later!
Further down, there is an emoticon of Qi Long with a preaching expression on the cross talk stage, with the text: It is better to seek help from others than from yourself!
"Hahahaha." The program staff were all laughing wildly.
Dong Qiang looked depressed and pressed the voice message: "Qi Long, your uncle!"
After listening to Zhang Wanyi's words, Qi Long, who came to Chuanxi Club to watch the growth of his two children, received the news and immediately sent a real travel guide, and then immediately withdrew it.
"Swearing, why don't you give me curses?" Dong Qiang's voice message came again: "I said, Qi Long, you are my uncle, the European signal card, the two words are stuck!"
Qi Long stopped teasing him and sent him the information he had found. They were all tourist attractions in the countries near where he landed. The text included whether he needed to make a reservation, how much the tickets cost, and the best time to visit. , how much does a tour guide cost and other key information.
Dongqiang only needs to plan his own route and time.
In addition, some restaurants that are widely praised by international students on the Internet have also been marked by Qi Long. They are all near scenic spots. It is up to Dongqiang to either go there after eating or eat after watching the scenery.
Qi Long is not his biological mother, so she just helps.
After finishing the fun with Dong Qiang and getting some results from the show, Qi Long went about his own business. He came here today to see the learning progress of Xiaoyu and Xiaoxia.
As soon as the big class was over, Qi Long called the two children into the small classroom and recited the Guankou they had recently learned one by one.
Jin Xiaoyu came first: "Don't look at me as a child, children are not simple either!"
Qi Long knew that he was going to be the child in "Eight Screens": "You tell me, I'll listen!"
Xiaoyu took a deep breath: [I'm thinking about the time when Wen Yanbo, a young child in the Song Dynasty, had the wisdom to fill holes with floating balls. Sima Wen Gong had a plan to save his son. Kong Rong of Han Dynasty knew the etiquette of giving way to people at the age of four.]
Qi Long sat on the chair, tapping his fingers lightly on the armrest, watching his nephew speak seriously.
There was no problem with the tone and rhythm, and even the facial expressions and movements were added. When it came to the time when Zhou Yu made Cao Cao look out for the wind, he had an expression of wonder. At the end, he gave a thumbs up and said that Zhou Yu was the leader among children, which was also full of satisfaction. Face in admiration.
Qi Long nodded secretly: "Very good, Xia Lingyuan, come here!"
"Okay, uncle, let me give you a "Geography Map"."
The little shrimp performed well, Qi Long also nodded, and then changed to the little fish.
After listening to the seven or eight paragraphs each of them said, Qi Long checked "Taiping Lyrics" again. After checking everything, he asked: "I heard that you are going to have a mock performance this afternoon. Let me just say a few words." Then he said to Guankou, it should be fine for you two to show off your performance just now. Uncle is watching your performance in the audience, okay? "
"good!"
"Be good and take you two to burgers!"
"Okay!" Xia Lingyuan's voice obviously raised an octave this time.
The simulation stage is actually equivalent to a monthly exam, which is held every month. You have to show the teacher what you have learned this month.
The students are both guest audiences and actors. They all need to say a few words and then show what they have learned.
It's basically the same job, talking about eight screens, geographical maps, naming dishes, etc. You can tell who is better and who is worse at a glance.
Partners can pair up freely, but they must show some teasing and complimenting.
"Dragon" Gao Feng waved to Qi Long on the side: "A new actress came two days ago, which is good, but now everyone has a partner. You are here just in time, so you can measure her."
"Okay, it's a small matter!" Qi Long nodded in agreement.
There are other teachers in the academy, but the teachers are all responsible for scoring. It is definitely not suitable for the judges to be contestants, so Qi Long, who came to join in the fun, was arranged.
The actress' name is Zhao Yunyi, whom Qi Long had met before at the Drum Music Club. She is one of Zhang Wanyi's best friends. She has a cheerful appearance and is indispensable to the audience after she takes the stage.
She was recently transferred from the Drum Club to the teaching class, and she was the first one to attend. After Yang Hetong, the director, announced the curtain, they both took the stage.
Standing next to Qi Long, the girl was visibly nervous.
The students below gave him applause. After Zhao Yunyi bowed, he opened his mouth: "I know that your applause is not for the two of us!"
"For me alone?" Qi Long asked.
"That's right, you are everyone's uncle. I am standing next to you with tape on the light bulb!"
"How do you say it?" Seeing her start with a witticism, Qi Long continued.
"Zhan Zhan Guang!"
"Look, you're so polite!" Qi Long said.
"But everyone, I also have my advantages. There are so many students in the entire Deyun Club, and there are so many crosstalk actors in the entire Deyun Club. I am the only one who stands out."
"What's the difference?",
"I'm a female comedian."
Qi Long said "Ouch": "I didn't even notice it if you didn't tell me!"
Except for Gao Feng and Yi Qian, the cross talk teacher who just smiled, all the students laughed loudly.
This is what a mature crosstalk actor does. There is no baggage in his words but the baggage is revealed.
"What are you looking at? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman!"
Qi Long shook his head: "I don't dare to assume your gender!"
As soon as this statement came out, it was hilarious again. There are only men and women in China, but there are countless genders in other countries. Every time someone with obvious male characteristics is said to be a man, it goes crazy. Why do you assume my gender?
The students all surfed the Internet and understood this joke. However, several teachers did not understand and looked at each other in confusion.
Zhao Yunyi didn't understand either, but she reacted quickly: "Now that I have said it, I am a female, the only female student. You all have come to listen to my cross talk. Now you can listen to it for free, but in the future it will not necessarily be Yes, I have a big dream!”
The two of them didn't have the right job. Qi Long also wanted to see her reaction ability, so he said something shocking: "You want to be the wife of the young class leader?"
All the students in the audience burst into laughter. Even the teachers couldn't hold it back anymore. This kid Qi Long is so bad. Isn't this kid going to leave the stage? Zhu Hecong was indeed influenced by Qi Long.
Zhao Yunyi quickly shook his head: "No, no, no."
Qi Long's face was full of surprise: "You are not satisfied with the wife of the young class leader, why do you want to be the boss's wife?"
The laughter escalated instantly, and the students applauded.
Zhao Yunyi shook his head in fear, Qi Long deliberately showed that she was dissatisfied.
Seeing the reaction from the audience, Zhao Yunyi looked at Qi Long: "Uncle Master, can women only rely on men? I can only be the queen of cross talk, the princess of cross talk? I want to be the queen of cross talk, Wu Zetian!"
As soon as she said this, everyone applauded. Her words were followed by Qi Long's statement that she was not satisfied with the wife of the young leader.
Qi Long's mind was spinning rapidly and he opened his mouth and said, "Wu Zetian?"
"right!"
"Marry the father and then the son!"
The whole place was buzzing with excitement. Either he could be popular, just come on stage and do a random job, turn over the bag, and it would blow up the whole place!
(End of this chapter)