Chapter 103: Two boats with one foot
Monkeys are very ferocious animals, and news of attacks on humans and animals is not uncommon.
But having said that, with the size of a monkey, it is indeed a bit funny for a person to be beaten by a monkey...
If you can't smile, Yang Yiyi will become even more depressed.
Li Chengqi tried his best to hold back his smile and said into the microphone:
“There are too many monkeys and it’s normal that you can’t defeat them.”
"But it's a fact that I'm a waste. Otherwise, why would the master sell me and why wouldn't he teach me martial arts for ten years..."
As she spoke, she really started to cry.
One thing to say, it's really rubbish.
Because as long as you click on Yang Yiyi's character panel, you can see that the attribute bars of each attribute are only a little bit. If you don't look carefully, you may even think it is 0. It means that the movement skill is relatively high, so he can escape very quickly.
But other than that, there are no advantages at all. There is no trace of the understanding or the heaven-defying meridians that are necessary for the protagonist of martial arts novels.
What? You mean Guo Jing?
He is very wise but not stupid at all. His talent in martial arts is astonishing.
In comparison, Yang Yiyi is a pure waste. Most of the people who appear in martial arts novels are flag-waving miscellaneous soldiers A, B, B, D, and they are members of a small sect. The description of her is no more than one sentence, and it is just a casual one. kind.
The objective conditions are indeed not good, but from another perspective, Yang Yiyi is a typical protagonist template of Internet articles after entering the new century.
He has useless qualifications, encountered a sudden disaster, and still didn't die after jumping off a cliff. Okay, you are not the protagonist, who is the protagonist?
Li Chengqi deliberately asked Yang Yiyi to cry first to release her emotions, and then comforted:
"You have laid the foundation these years and haven't learned anything. Of course you can't defeat so many monkeys. Don't worry, I will teach you martial arts right now."
"Really? Can I really learn?"
"Of course you can. It depends on me. Let's start with the simple ones."
Li Chengqi seems to be very awesome, but in fact the martial arts he can teach is Tietou Kung Fu.
Hit the monkey with iron head skill...
This style of painting seems to be getting weirder.
Let’s put aside the issue of painting style for now. Tietou Kung Fu sounds like an acrobatic performance, but in a big way it is one of the seventy-two arts of Shaolin. No one can withstand the sudden push on someone’s chest while doing it. .
Clicking on the 'Instruction Box' icon on the right side of the screen, Li Chengqi also wanted to take a look at the difference between adding new skills to this script and giving magical skills to Viola and others.
As a result, when I opened it, I saw four icons appearing in the pop-up window.
In addition to the previous 'Light Body Drop' and 'Iron Head Kung Fu', there are also 'Stubborn Monkey Throw Techniques' and 'Monkey Fist'.
"What the hell? Did the new skills really appear after being beaten?"
I fell from a cliff, so I got the 'light body fall', and I hit my head on the way down, so I got the 'iron head skill'. Combined with the experience of being beaten by a monkey, although I may still be a little uncomfortable for the time being. I understand the factors, but the fact that you gain new skills after being beaten is very likely to be true.
What is this, Kakashi Honsi?
No, why does he look a bit like Murong Fu? Use his methods to repay others?
"Brother Li, what did you say? I didn't hear you clearly just now."
The microphone is a bit far away, but Yang Yiyi in the game can hear "fuck".
"Nothing, I was talking to myself just now."
Li Chengqi cleared his throat, picked up the microphone again and said:
"Didn't you get beaten by a monkey? I'll teach you the monkey fist first and learn how to fight back."
"Can you not mention the thing about being beaten by a monkey..." This sentence made another stab in Yang Yiyi's heart.
"If you want to conquer fear, you have to face it. Don't panic."
Yang Yiyi didn't understand these principles. She heard a slight crunching sound from Yuguili, and then Li Chengqi's voice came from Yuguili.
But although the voice did not change, the tone seemed to be much more serious and mechanical. It was as if he was playing a recording and he began to explain the boxing score. Yang Yiyi seemed to understand but not understand.
As for Li Chengqi, of course he didn't know any boxing rules, and he didn't know what Yang Yiyi heard.
A prompt appeared on his computer screen, "Monkey Fist, being taught" followed by a countdown of more than four hours.
Adding skills to Yang Yiyi's skill bar is different from giving magical powers to Viola and others. The latter can be done by spending a little faith, but Yang Yiyi needs time, and it is not short.
It should be said that it is indeed an idle game. Although this script has elements of RPG, the teaching time is only a few hours, and it is basically idle.
Now there is no room for Li Chengqi to operate, so he simply hangs up and leaves it alone.
He wanted to take this time to switch back to Viola's side to see what the new Sailing City looked like, but he was afraid that returning to the main menu would interrupt it.
So Li Chengqi naturally thought:
"Can this game be played more often?"
Since the windowing setting is not found, it is not possible to open two windows on one computer. The other computer next to the cashier is monitored and cannot be touched casually.
Li Chengqi thought for a moment and took out his mobile phone from his pocket.
Don’t forget, there is also an icon of the game AAI on your mobile phone. (See Chapter 2 for details)
Because the mobile phone screen is too small and inconvenient to watch, Li Chengqi has never run it.
He reached out and touched the AAI icon, and the phone screen immediately went black. After a while, the main menu appeared.
At this time, the red text mark under the "Martial Arts Script" in the middle changed from "Running" to "Opened", and the button turned gray and could not be opened repeatedly. But the 'Magic Script' button is still lit.
Li Chengqi clicked again, and a pixel-style chapel image immediately appeared on the phone screen.
This test proved that it can indeed be dual-opened, but the screen of the mobile phone is too small and it is very uncomfortable to operate.
It seems that I have to buy a new computer.
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"Is it Mr. Li? I have your express delivery."
The next morning, shortly after the convenience store opened for business, the courier delivered a big box.
Li Chengqi took out a thin silver laptop from the box, plugged it in quickly, and placed it next to the old computer.
Although Li Chengqi soon received a huge sum of money into his account, he still did not spend it recklessly.
The main purpose of buying a new computer is to run the game AAI, and this game can be played even on computers ten years ago, so there is no need to buy too high-end configurations.
The most suitable thing was to buy a second-hand one, but Li Chengqi didn't like using second-hand electronic products, so he spent more than 3,000 on an office laptop.
The new computer starts up much faster than the old computer. As soon as Li Chengqi pressed the switch, the desktop wallpaper appeared within two seconds.
As expected, there is an icon on the desktop that says ‘AAI’.
When others saw Li Chengqi playing the game, they thought he was playing Minesweeper. At that time, Li Chengqi suspected that the game was not installed on the computer, but on Li Chengqi. Any computer or mobile phone he used would automatically install it. If you don't use it, it may return to normal.
Whether this is the case specifically, Li Chengqi has not tested it, and it is not important.
He skillfully clicked on the game and entered the magic script. At this time, Viola's genius was bright, and Viola had just gotten up and seemed to be combing her hair.
On the old computer, it showed that Yang Yiyi was already up and was practicing the monkey boxing she learned yesterday beside the bed.
It's very comfortable to have two computers display left and right at the same time. You don't have to switch back and forth to see which side you want.
I just don’t know why, but Li Chengqi suddenly had the illusion that he was in two different boats...
(End of chapter)