Chapter 499 Anti-Birch Alliance and Old Father
Minister Gao never let go of Birch since he hugged Birch. Hei Cha looked at it incomprehensibly.
"You don't know how to hold it when you eat and go to the toilet..."
Minister Gao skillfully reached out and covered Birch's ears, "Sister Black Tea will say things we don't want to hear, so we won't listen anymore~"
Dark tea:...
She was speechless and choked, but when she turned around, she saw Zhong Ning rubbing his arms, "What's wrong? Are you cold?"
Zhong Ning shook his head with a grimace, "I just can't understand why Minister Gao likes Birch so much."
The exchange between two people who also disliked Birch officially began.
In order to prevent Minister Gao, who had the mentality of an old father, from being unhappy, they even found a corner to discuss in a low voice.
Black Tea's eyes suddenly lit up, "Do you also think that fat bird is not good-looking?"
"That's not true... Angry Birds isn't pretty, but it's cute and cute, like it jumped out of a cartoon." Zhong Ning nodded as he spoke.
Hei Cha's eyes became cold again, there wasn't a word she wanted to hear, but Zhong Ning suddenly had a change.
"But...I still can't accept it..."
"Why?" This time it was Hei Cha's turn to frown. She just felt that the fat bird was not in line with her aesthetics, but she did not find the fat bird annoying.
"Do you hold a grudge against Minister Gao when it hit him?"
Zhong Ning blushed, but made no secret of his admiration for Minister Gao, "It's not because of this!"
"Same as before, I can't accept that it is the external vocal organ of a flower-eater." Zhong Ning got goosebumps all over his body just by saying these six words.
"Birch is obviously cute, but in my eyes... I always imagine it as the mouth of a flower-eater!"
"Minister Gao has been holding a mouth in his arms! Minister Black Tea, think about how scary that scene is!"
Dark tea:...
"Children have really rich imaginations."
Zhong Ning's face turned redder, "Minister Black Tea, you're not much older than me, right? And I mustered up the courage to share it with you!"
Hei Cha said flatly, "Oh," "Then I must muster up the courage to share it with you. I think the little fat bird is really ugly."
Zhong Ning was speechless and speechless, "...Huh?"
Hei Cha raised his eyebrows, "Cherish it, it's so hurtful...I don't usually say things that hurt birds."
"But can't you just pick up such hurtful words anytime and anywhere?" Zhong Ning was completely dumbfounded and directly told the truth.
Black Tea: "...I can't communicate with children."
Just when the alliance was about to disband if they didn't like Birch, Ran Ran came back, and Hei Cha immediately greeted him.
"Why didn't you see Dr. Bai?" Ran Ran was the first to speak after observing the environment in the room.
"He went to sample. There were many rare flowers in the flower-eater's garden that he had never seen before. They might be used as medicine."
Hei Cha pointed to the big leaf on the thickest vine in the house, "He picked a big leaf, rolled it up, and went out."
Ran Ran was a little worried, "Isn't he afraid of the same thing as Birch? Just picking the flowers that the flower eaters want to eat?"
Hei Cha imitated Dr. Bai and smiled, "He said that the Flower Eater would not act rashly against him, a guest, for your sake."
Zhong Ning inserted his head into the gap between the two of them.
"Minister Black Tea, you are really not suitable for smiling. It scares me to smile."
Hei Cha suddenly felt itchy on his fingers, and for no reason they clenched them together into fists.
"Xiao Ning, are you going to rebel?"
Ran Ran held back her smile, "No way, it's obviously very beautiful."
Zhong Ning then begged for mercy, "I didn't mean to slander you, Minister Black Tea. I was just imitating your usual speaking style. Really..."
"It's very hurtful!" Hei Cha frowned, "I usually speak more bluntly, but I'm not like this."
She said and looked at Ran Ran as if seeking confirmation. Their eyes met, and Ran Ran smiled and shook her head, "Absolutely not."
"Minister Black Tea never spoke before."
"This time we went on a mission together and became a team, so we talked more."
Looking at Hei Ran's shining eyes, Hei Cha suddenly felt embarrassed and changed the subject with his ears turning slightly red.
"Wicked boy, were you asked by the Flower Eater to chat just now when you went out?"
Ran Ran shook her head, "It's something else, some preparation work."
Ran Ran didn't know what to say, and the two of them stopped asking.
"But I met Him on the way back. He said that after breakfast he wanted to keep in touch with me, that is, chat."
Hei Cha snorted coldly, "It sounds pretty good from the beginning, 'connecting feelings'!"
Zhong Ning's attention was on breakfast, "Will He eat it himself and prepare it for us?"
"He is all about eating, but he doesn't care about the few of us who have physical needs! It's really too much!"
"Last night I felt that He had not arranged it well. It was just an empty house with a leaf bed and nothing else."
Zhong Ning asked eagerly, "And why should we sleep together? Although the leaf is big enough, if you, the evil boy, sleep with Minister Black Tea, we won't be able to sleep together."
He hit his waist twice and said, "I slept on the hard floor all night, and my waist still feels uncomfortable now."
Hei Cha was strangely silent for a moment, "Xiao Ning, do you think this is okay? You go to sleep on the leaf bed tonight."
"Really?" Zhong Ning's eyes lit up, "Then Minister Black Tea, where do you and the evil boy sleep? In the next room?"
"We'll sleep on the floor."
Zhong Ning immediately waved his hands, "How can two girls sleep on the floor?"
Ranran said seriously: "Don't have such thoughts, we only consider actual needs."
"I don't mind sleeping on the floor, and I have no desire to sleep on the bed. If you really want to sleep on the bed, then we should meet the conditions for exchange."
After hearing this, Hei Cha expressed the same meaning, "I'm not interested in sleeping on the bed either."
"I have slept in various environments on missions before. Xiaoning, you can sleep if you want. Don't be mentally burdened. It's just a little bit..."
"Don't be too obsessed with eating and sleeping. These are not the main purpose of our stay here. You can relax in preparation for war, but not too relaxed."
Only then did Zhong Ning understand what Hei Cha wanted to express.
"I understand, Minister Black Tea, but I let my guard down too much."
The flower eater was better than Zhong Ning expected, at least he didn't just prepare breakfast for himself, but when he came to the vine room with a leaf full of flowers, Zhong Ning was still a little speechless.
"Sir, are you going to give us this?"
The flower eater frowned, "I'll eat this too, aren't you satisfied?"
"Haha." Zhong Ning said two words slowly to show respect.
"I guess these two laughter words are not expressing joy?" The flower eater's eyes became colder and colder.
In order not to make the Flower Eater even more angry, Birch immediately got out of Minister Gao's arms and flew towards the Flower Eater.
It's clearly a bird, but it behaves like an enthusiastic pug.
"Sir, you are here! Did you have a good rest last night? What did you have for breakfast? Do you miss Qi without Qi's company?"
The flower eater's eyes were slightly different, "Do you still know about missing? It seems that I have learned a lot from being around all the guests."
The fur all over Birch's body exploded. Oops, he obviously wanted to please the adults and let them punish those people lightly, but why did he make the adults angry instead!
Minister Gao stepped forward without giving in and came face to face with the flower eater.
"That's what I taught you. I told Birch to always miss his hometown. Do you have any questions, sir?"