Chapter 851 Twilight of the Gods 8
The Goddess of Beauty has never had a bad man, but her husband is the ugliest in the world of gods. He is the god of fire and the god of craftsmen. He is the son of the god of the universe and the queen of heaven. Not only is he ugly, he is also lame in one leg. Who told the God of Beauty to reject the courtship of the God of Zhou, so the God of Zhou promised her to his lame and ugly son.
The God of Craftsmen is busy all day, forging iron and making weapons. All the thunderbolts of the God of the Universe need him to be made. The God of Beauty played with the God of War and gave birth to five children.
The God of Craftsman, a good old man who only knows how to blacksmith, finally became so green that he couldn't stand it anymore. Needless to say, this guy's craftsmanship was impressive. He cast a golden net, caught the lovers on the spot and invited the gods to judge them. (Actually, what are you criticizing? Everyone knows that there are five children running back and forth around you. You are the only one who can’t pretend to be blind anymore)
Later, the goddess of beauty returned to Cyprus, and the three goddesses bathed her in the sea to purify her body, so that she regained her virginity. (A proper ancient membrane repair hospital, this way it has returned to its original state)
Not only did she interact with many gods, but she also cuckolded her husband. The god of craftsmen almost became the god of cuckolds, and she did not reject mortals either.
Xining rubbed his face, what a mess of gods, just perish!
After hearing this, Aduo Shen felt a little relieved. Needless to say, the God of War can hide as far away as possible. Although the cuckold King Vulcan has a good temper, he excels because of his exquisite craftsmanship. Otherwise, even the god of war, Kamei, cannot escape with a golden net, and the naked fruits are tied together for the gods to watch. Since none of them are here, that's a good thing.
No, Meishen took Zhoushen to the room...Adoshen hurriedly ran to the house. Of course, it was not to save the beautiful goddess, but to continue to catch the rapist.
No matter how beautiful the God of Beauty is, he will not forgive such a goddess. The God of Beauty caused his princess mother to combine with his king's grandfather to give birth to him, and also turned his mother into a tree. So no matter what, he won't forgive me. But the gods were so powerful at that time that they had to submit. In this case, let's love and hurt each other.
If you can catch the God of Zhou and the God of Beauty having an affair, you can spend at least several years, or even decades, so that your life will not be boring.
Xining once again felt that the dog was beeping, what a mess of gods, it was time to perish!
Soon after, the fairies serving the God of Beauty returned. She was completely dressed in modern style, with a black business suit and her hair tied into a bun, making her look like a workaholic old aunt in the workplace.
It's just that there are red palm prints on his face, his hands are slender, and the beauty's temper is obvious to everyone. Needless to say, although the fairies of the God of Beauty have great faith, they also suffer a lot. Many fairies and fairy servants who originally wanted to seek refuge with the God of Beauty had to reconsider whether to survive in humility or die in nobility.
The serving fairy had a slap on her face and said in a soft voice as much as possible: "Today is the first time for the gods to come. The God of Beauty has a destiny. The banquet will continue. Please invite the gods to revel all night long. I will set up some tents here and provide some quilts. , let the gods enjoy the beauty of the night on earth.”
In fact, the goddess of beauty refused to let so many gods live in her house, so she asked the gods to make do with it in the garden one night and wait until tomorrow.
"Boom~" Suddenly a lightning flashed across the sky, and dark clouds unknowingly covered the bright moon.
The serving fairy still smiled: "Don't worry, the weather forecast says there will be no rain tonight."
Raindrops were falling, and they were getting heavier and heavier quickly. God is so kind to me!
The serving fairy stood in the rain, still smiling: "It doesn't matter, carnival in the rain is not fun. I will ask people to put up a temporary rainproof tent." After all, I still don't want the gods to enter the house.
The drunken Dionysus raised his hand and picked up a half-drunk bottle of red wine: "Everyone, go to the temple to continue the carnival!" The house where the goddess lived was called the temple.
No matter, now everyone has almost no magic power and can't stop the rain, so we can't get wet in the rain. They walked towards the house one by one. Those who had the strength to hold their heads ran, those who didn't have the strength to walk, and those who still had no strength had to crawl.
The serving fairy looked up at the dark clouds in the sky and the increasingly heavy rain, put away her stiff smile, sighed slightly, and then went to the house together.
When the gods arrived at the house, you can imagine what it was like. When I saw the various furniture and furnishings in the room, especially the electrical appliances, I touched them curiously. Because I turned on the TV by mistake, I was so frightened by the picture that suddenly appeared inside that I smashed the extra large LCD screen.
There was a fight over the crystal music box, and the valuable limited edition crystal music box was smashed. The custom-made furniture there was also affected and a lot of it was destroyed.
When the God of Beauty heard the commotion and rushed over, she saw the scene of the "carnival" of the gods. Either the furniture was destroyed, or the gods who poured wine into their mouths were lying there. In the home theater next to it, the extra-large LCD screen was broken. The gods continued to revel in the mess on the ground.
Even on the crystal chandelier, there are two little gods hanging, laughing and playing while shaking the chandelier.
A scene of destruction comparable to that of hundreds of mountain monkeys!
"That's enough!" The Goddess of Beauty roared, causing the gods to fall silent.
The home was destroyed in the end, and the goddess of beauty was so angry that she was shaking all over, wishing that she could slap all the gods out of her home.
God Zhou came over, understood the situation when he saw it, and rebuked: "It's outrageous, it's outrageous. Is this how you treat the kind-hearted God of Beauty?"
No matter how well-meaning you are, the God of Beauty has only given out rewards and helped humans in love realize their wishes after accepting generous sacrifices since ancient times. Otherwise, it’s pretty good if I don’t have any involvement.
And isn’t that what banquets are like? The previous banquets were even more noisy. Even after being drunk, no one knew who was sleeping. Many exquisite gold and silverware were smashed. Thinking about the glory back then, compared to now, many gods feel sad, certainly not because they feel guilty for destroying the Meishen family.
"You all clean up." Zhou Shen yawned and said to Mei Shen, who looked absolutely bad: "They are used to being lax, forgive them. I'm going to rest first!"
Leave this mess behind and go to bed. Once Zhou Shen sleeps, he is not allowed to wake him up, otherwise he will be severely punished.
When the gods saw something was wrong, they wanted to escape, but they couldn't escape.
The God of Beauty gritted her jade-like teeth tightly and forced out each word: "The party is over, please go back. I won't send you off." God Zhou can't drive away, but these little gods can always drive away, right?
They were trying to drive people away, but the gods did not move.
As one of the twelve main gods and the son of the god Zhou, the god of wine came with him because he knew it would be beneficial. He couldn't help but said: "Where did you ask us to go?"
The Goddess of Beauty gritted her teeth and said: "Go back to Mount Ost."
The God of Dionysus laughed: "It has been ruined for a long time. Even the main temple has no roof."
The beauty was startled, remembered something, and shouted: "Ugly girl, where are you?"
Ugly girl? Xi Ning noticed that everyone was looking at her. The ugly girl was the owner of the body.
Everyone looked at her, but she could only raise her hand slightly: "The most beautiful goddess Meishen, your slave is here." Seeing how the life of the body owner is going, as soon as she opens her mouth, she thinks of all kinds of praises. It came out without even thinking.
(End of chapter)