Chapter 947 Cat’s Revenge 38
The young man was stunned and stood there holding the cat.
Xining took the opportunity to quickly introduce: "This store is called Xining. My name is Xining. I hope for peace. Basically, what people want can be achieved here."
The young man thought for a while and smiled: "I already have one. I want a cat." He also gently bumped the newly adopted cat in his hand.
Cat? Xining opened the fan and shook it gently: "Don't you want another companion? Not a cat or dog, but one of your kind."
"Is this... okay?" The young man looked around. This didn't look like a marriage and dating agency.
"Do you want it?" Xi Ning said in a way that the other party could understand and accept immediately: "My place can be regarded as a witchcraft shop. If you want a companion, you just need to pray every day."
"Witchcraft?" The young man became interested and asked jokingly: "Do you need to feed it with blood? I heard that many witchcraft shops sell tree roots, dolls, etc., and you need to feed it with blood every day."
What a mess, Xi Ning said in a somewhat stern tone: "That's a magic trick, and it's useless. Do you want to try it?" After saying that, he handed over an instruction manual for enshrining the statue.
The young man sat down, touching the cat on his lap with one hand, and reading the instruction manual with the other hand: "This is not difficult, I can try it."
"Okay!" Xining stood up and began to help the young man find a suitable statue. Standing in front of the wall of celestial statues, wondering who to look for. God of beauty?
The God of Beauty is also in charge of love, and can control both heavenly and human love. Or the Queen of Heaven can do it, or...
The young man was a little embarrassed there: "Ahem..., actually, what I like is the same sex..."
Uh..., Xining's body shook, as if he had been hit by something.
Turning around, the young man was sitting there, turned around, a blush spread on his fair face: "Well, let's forget it."
"No, it doesn't matter!" Xining smiled forcefully: "It's just different personal orientations. I can understand it. Just wait a moment and it will be fine soon."
He turned around, rolled his eyes, and continued to look for a suitable statue to enshrine.
Apollo? Apollo fell in love with a beautiful young prince and became inseparable. When the beautiful boy was beaten to death, he turned the other person into a hyacinth.
No, no, in this case, Apollo will think that she is mocking this past event. Except for this one, all the others that Apollo fell in love with were women. Being a god cannot undo other people's scars, especially those of a great god.
In the end, Xi Ning chose a statue and put it in front of the young man: "The statue is 20 yuan, the instruction manual is 5 yuan, a total of 25 yuan. The price is fair. As long as you sincerely follow the steps to pray and sacrifice, it is guaranteed to be effective in the near future. Once you have a lover, , and continue to do so to ensure that you will be in the sweetness of love for a lifetime... Just pay, cash and credit card accepted. ”
The young man stared at the plaster statue on the table. He was holding a bow and arrow to shoot. The difference between the arrow tails was two heart shapes strung together: "Is this the God of Love?"
Xining responded with great satisfaction and pride: "Yes, I think this is the most suitable for you. It is not conspicuous when placed at home. It can be used as a work of art."
The young man was a little confused: "Shouldn't the cute god be a little kid with wings?"
Xining rolled his eyes: "The God of Love has a wife. She is handsome and unrestrained, and she always looks like a young boy. His wife used to be an amazingly beautiful princess, and she loved him to death. Who said he had wings? Little brat? Take it back and worship it. I guarantee that all your wishes will come true. Isn’t it just a man who will be your partner... By the way, is it you O or I?”
The young man's face turned red again, and Xining immediately raised his hand to stop him: "Okay, I got it. I will give you a steel man!"
The young man hesitated and said: "I want to find someone who is similar to me and gentler."
Ahem, after all, she is a straight woman, so she works hard for her performance. The young man paid the money, carried the shopping paper bag containing the statue in one hand, hugged the cat in the other, and left happily.
Xining sat in front of the computer and asked the customer service fairy to contact the God of Love.
When the God of Love heard that he had an order, he was very happy like other gods: "Okay, I will definitely find the right one for him."
"He likes men." Xining said expressionlessly.
The God of Love was stunned, and turned his head to look at the information and photos attached to the computer: "This girl looks really like a man."
She continued with a deadpan expression: "He is the man."
"Men and men..." The God of Love was stunned for a moment, and He Xining stared at him with big eyes. It took a while before he came back to his senses: "That's okay."
Anyway, if the golden arrow of love is shot, no matter gods or humans, old or young, beautiful or ugly, enemies will become lovers.
Xining nodded: "Don't make the wrong arrow again and waste lead arrows."
Lead arrows are different from gold arrows. Couples can also turn into enemies, and love can turn into pain, jealousy, and hatred. Many gods have suffered such hardships, including Apollo.
"Okay, when his faith is strong enough, I will let him have a lover." The God of Love doesn't want to mess up the first order, you know, the performance of God Xining is quite good now.
In fact, he can definitely cooperate with the queen, but the queen would rather torture the mistress than ask him to shoot two arrows so that the couple can reunite and get back together. In fact, not yet. I don’t want to give him the power of faith. Who calls him the son of the God of Beauty and the God of War.
The complicated relationship is difficult to describe in one sentence. Anyway, the queen will not like the child born by her aunt and her son; in addition, her aunt is still ambiguous with her husband and brother; she is also the wife of her other son, and she is her daughter-in-law.
As a middle god, I can only rely on the power of faith given by my beautiful mother to gnaw at the old people. Who is the God of Beauty? She is so beautiful that she can kill almost any man without his arrows.
Xi Ning, who is familiar with the relationship, chose the God of Love for this reason.
Xining reminded: "He wants someone who looks similar to him, who is gentle and gentle, and who mainly attacks the opponent."
God of Love...how does this God Xining know so much?
The contact with the God of Love is over, it’s almost night time, and it’s time to close up for dinner!
Xining went to put on an apron. As soon as he started scouring the rice, the God of Death appeared out of nowhere.
The God of Death must have just come back, carrying his two-meter-long dark and arrogant scythe. He took off the pale skull mask on his face, revealing a face as pale but handsome as the mask: "Add a spoonful of rice, and eat it." ! ”
Xining swished the rice and said unceremoniously: "I eat for free every time. Why don't I see you giving me money for the meal? You've been squandering for almost half a month."
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The god of death swayed and stood next to her. He has changed into a homely look, loose trousers and a sweetheart-neck T-shirt. Don’t tell me, if you have a good figure, you will look good no matter what you wear.
But she is beautiful but cannot be eaten. She has been eating for so long and still eats more than her.
(End of chapter)