Chapter 22 I don’t want to meet you again next time!
The villagers were stunned, and the disturbing and chaotic yelling suddenly stopped.
They all looked at Zhang Hao with confusion, surprise, or surprise in their eyes.
Originally, they had long been prepared to continue scolding.
After all, they haven't even finished scolding each other yet, so that's the end of it?
This is not fun either.
Gao Hai was stunned for a moment, then stepped forward and asked in surprise: "Haozi, is this, is this the end?"
Zhang Hao was startled, nodded and said: "Yes, we have come out."
After saying that, he raised his hand and pointed to the road down the mountain with a smile.
Gao Hai and the villagers looked along his fingers. Some people were rubbing their eyes, confused, or at a loss.
"It seems...it seems like there is really a way down the mountain. Look, that's our village!" Gao Hai excitedly raised his hand and pointed at Zhaojia Village at the foot of the mountain. The haze and ferocity on his face were swept away, replaced by joy. .
A group of villagers also saw hope at this time.
"It's true that our Zhaojiacun has come out, finally come out..."
"We can finally go home...it's not easy, it's not easy."
"I want to scold him some more. He is such a bastard. He has trapped me for so long, and he is done with just a few words?"
"How about you go and walk it yourself?"
"...Then there's no need."
A relaxed atmosphere immediately enveloped everyone.
Some villagers looked at Zhang Hao, their eyes full of admiration and praise.
"This Haozi is actually quite capable, and he actually led us out."
"More than a little bit of skill, if it weren't for Haozi, we might still be trapped in the mountains."
"Haozi, thank you so much. If it weren't for you, we, this group of people, might not be able to figure out what happened."
"Haozi, let's go back with Auntie. I'll make you your favorite braised pork. There's enough wine!"
Gao Hai said loudly: "Aunt Li, you are robbing me of my business. In this way, Haozi, if you go to my canteen to buy wine, you can take whatever you want. If I ask you for a penny, I will be your son of a bitch!"< br>
Zhang Hao smiled: "Brother Hai, you are my turtle son, then who am I?"
The words fell.
All the villagers laughed together, and the hearty laughter replaced the dirty words and echoed in the mountains and forests.
Gao Hai was stunned and touched his head in embarrassment: "I said the wrong thing, Haozi, don't be offended."
Zhang Hao waved his hand: "Okay, I will send everyone here. It is almost 3 o'clock in the afternoon. You should go back quickly. I guess I have been waiting at home for a long time."
It was 1 p.m. when he first encountered the funeral procession.
It took nearly two hours just to walk out of this road. At this time, if the villagers did not go back, the villagers would go crazy.
After all, if something goes wrong on the day of the funeral, it would be a bad omen.
Hearing this, Gao Hai paused, the smile on his face faded, and asked doubtfully: "Aren't you going back with us?"
Zhang Hao shook his head: "It's still early now, and there's nothing wrong if I go back. I might as well continue walking in the mountains."
Gao Hai looked strange and whispered: "Haozi, I would like to advise you, this mountain... is very strange, you, you have to be careful."
As he said these words, all the villagers couldn't sit still and stretched their necks and asked.
"Xiao Hao, what's the matter with this situation where we can't get out?" "Yes, Hao Zi, it's not like...it's not like we really encountered something strange."
"Don't talk nonsense, maybe, maybe it's just something ordinary."
"This is normal. If it weren't for Xiaohao, we wouldn't be able to go out today!"
Zhang Hao looked at the group of villagers in front of him, hesitated for a moment, and said simply: "Let me tell you this, the thing we encountered just now is called [Fantasy Mountain Spirit], which is a kind of spirit in the mountains."
"As for Him, just because there is a funeral today and the Yin Qi in your body is too heavy, He can create an illusion for you and keep you spinning in circles, unable to get out of this place."
All the villagers nodded in confusion, but there was a little fear on their faces.
After all, for these villagers who grew up listening to folk tales and stories about mountain spirits, the fear in their hearts after hearing the stories become true is still indelible.
However, this situation will slowly dissipate over time and is not a big problem.
As long as you don't go deep into the mountains during this period, there will be no problem.
"So that's it, darling, it turns out there are really dirty things in this mountain..."
"Xiao Hao, let's go home like this, won't it be bad for our family?"
Hearing this, Zhang Hao paused, nodded and said: "Folks, when you return home, before you cross the threshold, you must bow three times in the direction of the mountain. It is not to worship the mountain god, but to worship the earth. Lord, after worshiping, you should stamp your feet three times and spit three times. After returning home and crossing the threshold, you should put three standing incense sticks on the incense stand, one to worship the mountain spirit, one to worship the ancestors, and one to worship the village god. , pray for blessing..."
"After that, just don't eat anything on the mountain in the past few days, including mushrooms and the like. You will be fine in three days..."
Then, Zhang Hao told the villagers the details behind it, the reasons, etc.
Hear the words.
The villagers nodded solemnly and started whispering.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Hao asked again: "If you and other villagers encounter this kind of situation again in the mountains, just start scolding and scolding as you walk. If scolding doesn't work, then cover yourselves." Use your own eyes and follow your own memory. Generally these two methods are enough.”
It's not that Zhang Hao didn't tell them other ways.
But most of the other methods are only useful for mountain walkers and cannot be used by ordinary people. They may even get caught and cannot escape the predicament, which is even more troublesome.
"Okay, next time I meet him, I'll call him an eighteenth generation ancestor! He's a bitch and dares to trap me! Next time, let him see how powerful I am!"
"It's okay, you, just like you just did, next time I meet you, you will run faster than anyone else."
"Sigh, it's bad luck. There's no next time. I don't want to encounter this thing again in my life. It's so bad luck."
"That is to say, it is better not to see this thing in my life than to meet it again."
"Xiao Hao, I really want to thank you this time. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't know what we would do."
Zhang Hao waved his hand: "Hi, we are all from the countryside, this is a trivial matter."
Then, he turned his head, looked at the group of villagers, and said with a smile: "Folks, you go back quickly, I will continue into the mountains."
"Okay, but you still have to pay attention to safety when walking in the mountains. I'll wait for you to come back and meet me for a drink." Gao Hai said.
"Okay." Zhang Hao agreed casually.
After saying that, Zhang Hao turned around without looking back. He did not choose the path in the forest, but chose to walk through the overgrown forest.
As for the villagers, looking at Zhang Hao's figure gradually disappearing into the forest, there was still a look of approval in their eyes.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Gao Hai raised his hand and said, "Okay, folks, let's go quickly. Don't waste time here."
(End of chapter)