Chapter 58: Instead of suffocating the donkey, directly suffocating the fox
Zhang Hao shivered and looked at Liu Wenchang with a hint of horror.
He really wanted to speak now, praise him, and give him a thumbs up.
This poaching is awesome!
He just eats the banquet, and he even eats it and takes it with him. It doesn't matter if it's an ordinary person's banquet. He actually dares to do this to the fox's wedding banquet. He's awesome. He's a man.
Not to mention whether he can get out, even if the fox finally spares his life and lets him leave, when he leaves here, goes down the mountain, and takes out these packaged vegetables, he will probably be frightened half to death... …
Just thinking about it makes me feel shocked.
He watched helplessly as Liu Wenchang licked his lips, swallowed, and picked up a whole plate of dead rats. He moved very quickly and his posture was free and unrestrained. In the blink of an eye, the plate of dead rats had fallen into a plastic bag.
Holding both sides of the plastic bag with both hands, he quickly tied it and put it aside.
The whole movement was so smooth that it didn't even last five seconds.
Good guy... This guy reminded Zhang Hao of a video he watched online before. Some aunts in the countryside were holding on to plastic bags when they were having dinner. Before others could pick up the food, the aunts would put it directly into their own plastic bags. Yes, sometimes we get into fights over certain dishes...
Tsk.
That is to say, there are almost all foxes at this table today. If there is an aunt, you have to fight with him.
Because they definitely can't steal this brother.
This is not over yet, Liu Wenchang is obviously not satisfied, there is a table full of dishes.
He tore open a plastic bag again and picked up the bloody half of a pheasant that was mixed with internal organs and still had its feathers...
Zhang Hao hesitated for a moment, then stood up, endured his nausea, and helped Liu Wenchang start packing.
Install it for him as soon as possible and stop looking at these things. The more you look at them, the more disgusting you will feel.
When all the dishes that could be seen on the table were packed, Liu Wenchang grinned almost to the back of his ears: "Thanks, buddy."
Zhang Hao waved his hand and turned his head.
Liu Wenchang didn't hesitate. He picked up his chopsticks and stone cup, turned around and walked to the other table. He quickly merged into the other table and started eating and drinking with a group of foxes, feasting happily.
Zhang Hao was happy and peaceful, holding his hands in front of him and looking at everything in the cave.
Where is the mountain treasure...
It is clearly recorded in ancient books that when a fox gets married, a mountain treasure will appear. However, the fox's wedding has already progressed to the feast. The mountain treasure cannot wait until the feast is finished before appearing, right?
This is unreasonable.
Logically speaking, Shan Bao should appear when the fox groom and bride visit the wedding hall.
It's really strange.
Could it be that the foxes in ancient times had mountain treasures when they got married, but they were gone as time passed?
This is wrong. Since ancient times, whenever a fox gets married, there will be mountain treasures. This has been recorded by mountain walkers in the past generations. How could it have changed when it came to my place? It is absolutely impossible.
So, what exactly is the problem...
"What kind of crappy wine is this? It has no energy at all. It tastes just like water. Damn it." Liu Wenchang raised the stone cup and mumbled back to the stone table.
He also thought that he could just get drunk and take advantage of the break to drink some wine to relieve his fatigue and relax his mind. After being chased by the police for so many days, he couldn't hold on any longer.
But I didn't expect that the wine was not good either. It faded away and I didn't know how it was done. This was too confusing.
"Hey, buddy, are all the wines on your mountain here like this? They have no energy at all." Liu Wenchang patted him on the shoulder with a strange expression.
Zhang Hao was upset, so he naturally didn't bother to pay attention to him. He just waved his hand and didn't mean to pay attention at all. His thoughts were in confusion.
Liu Wenchang didn't care. Anyway, Zhang Hao was mute and couldn't really respond to him. So he poured himself another glass of fragrant but tasteless wine and drank it down.
At this time, he caught a glimpse of the handsome groom and the bride with silky eyes and a good figure from the corner of his eye, being led by several hunched elders, slowly walking away from an entrance of the cave. When they came in, they all had a cup in their hands, and there was wine in the cup.
"Hey, the bride and groom are here to toast." Liu Wenchang patted Zhang Hao on the shoulder and said with a smile.
Zhang Hao frowned and turned his head, looking at the fox groom and bride walking towards this side, as well as the fox elders. And toast...
These foxes really think of themselves as human beings, and they even go through the steps of toasting.
Zhang Hao's pupils suddenly shrank, his expression was stunned, and he stared blankly at the approaching fox groom and bride.
He seemed to know how to get out.
Moreover, this method can not only escape, but also eliminate the use of the scapegoat as a poacher. He may even leave with Shan Bao in a swagger.
Just think of this.
Zhang Hao narrowed his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
Then, he immediately stood up and took out two glass bottles from the solid spirit basket on the side.
There is no label on the surface of the bottle, and it is full of transparent liquid.
These are two bottles of high-alcohol liquor, with an alcohol content of 73°, one degree higher than that of Mentou Donkey. They are high-alcohol liquor brewed by the villagers themselves.
This time when he went into the mountains, Zhang Hao specially brought two bottles, not for drinking, but for emergency use.
He was considering going into the mountains for a few days, so he brought some of the things he could use. There were enough places where liquor could be used, so he simply brought two bottles.
Unexpectedly, after living for several days without using it, I actually used it here.
Seeing Zhang Hao take out two glass bottles, Liu Wenchang was stunned, picked up one bottle, put it in front of his nose and sniffed, his eyes lit up, and he asked excitedly: "Brother, this is... wine?" ”
Zhang Hao nodded heavily, pointed at the high-strength liquor, and motioned for him to try it.
Liu Wenchang was not polite and directly poured the "wine" in the glass, unscrewed the bottle cap, and poured himself a small glass.
Smelling the aroma of wine that hit his nose, Liu Wenchang drank the white wine in his glass like an old drunkard addicted to alcohol.
"Ah~" He showed enjoyment on his face, and the extremely comfortable voice came out of his throat. He looked at the wine bottle again and said cheerfully: "It's great! This is wine!"
Just in time.
After Liu Wenchang finished tasting the wine, he saw the groom, the bride, and the elders coming to the stone table.
Then, he saw the white-haired old man standing at the front, grinning, holding the wine glass and said: "Two little brothers, we old guys have brought the juniors who are getting married today to toast you two. I hope you will have a toast." Don’t take it personally.”
"Zhizhizhi."
But in the eyes of the sober Zhang Hao, it was just the old fox barking twice.
Liu Wenchang looked at the bride and groom, as well as the elders. He fell into hallucination and naturally could not find the truth. He couldn't help but smile, poured himself a full glass of wine, and said to himself: "That's natural, that's natural." Of course, come on, I’ll do it first.”
Just as he was about to put the wine glass into his mouth, Zhang Hao grabbed him, frowned, pointed at his wine glass, then pointed at the elders, the bride and groom’s wine glasses, and finally pointed at the two Bottle of white wine.
He was stunned for a while, then pointed at the liquor bottle and asked tentatively: "You mean, let them try this wine?"
Zhang Hao nodded heavily.
Liu Wenchang paused, then laughed heartily: "I just thought about enjoying it for myself, and forgot to share it with everyone."
He picked up the wine bottle and looked at the elders, as well as the bride and groom: "Everyone, this is the good wine this brother brought here. Try this wine. I guarantee it will be much better than the wine you have! Come here!" Come on, I’ll fill it up for you!”
As he spoke, Liu Wenchang snatched the stone cups from their hands, poured out the transparent liquid in the cups, and poured a little high-strength liquor into each cup.
"This liquor has a high alcohol content and is very strong. Try it first to see if you can adapt to the taste."
Afterwards, Liu Wenchang raised his glass of high-strength liquor, motioned for everyone to toast together, and laughed: "Everyone, let us wish the bride and groom to get married and grow old together!"
After saying that, he drank the white wine in the glass directly.
The old foxes who came to toast, as well as the bride and groom's foxes, all looked at him and the white wine in the glasses. They all picked up the glasses like others, put their little heads in front of their noses. Sniffing and sniffing.
(End of chapter)