Chapter 658 Fight or not fight
Zhou Chunmei went home, and Le Yun decisively took out the watermelon she brought back and killed it for everyone to eat.
She didn't want Zhou Chunmei to know that she had brought back delicious melons. Otherwise, Zhou Chunmei would not only find various reasons to eat them, but also find ways to "request" them and take them back to Zhou's home.
After eating sweet and crisp watermelon, the old man and the old lady also tacitly agree that no one will publicize it.
In the evening, Le's father sent Grandma Zhou Man home and also helped deliver a watermelon to Village Chief Zhou. Grandma Zhou Man and her old man had another good meal and praised the Yueqing father and daughter for their great love and righteousness.
Mrs. Wu returned home, Mrs. Chao Er and Mrs. Wu slept in the guest room, and Mr. Chao still accompanied Professor Wan Qi to lay the floor upstairs.
The little pink dumplings came back, and the old ladies slept very soundly. Early the next morning, Mrs. Chao, Mrs. Chao Er, Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Wu, had breakfast, and went to the street with Grandma Zhou and Grandma Zhou Man in high spirits. Professor Wan Qi He and Mr. Chao also went to experience the folk customs of Jiudao.
The elders all went to play. Le Yun first fed the pigs, chickens and ducks, then secretly took out some medicinal herbs that had been half-dried in the shade and put them on the roof to dry.
Then I went downstairs to wash and drain the jelly fruits, cut back the sweet potato vines, chop them into pieces and cook them for pig food. After finishing the housework, I took out the stone pound and did some small work to pound the fruits and squeeze out the pulp to make jelly.
There is nothing to do at home, Le's father goes to work in the fields, Zhou Qiufeng doesn't have to do anything, he just eats and drinks well, and waits for the baby to wake up to feed and change diapers.
Mrs. Wu has been in Jiudao for some time and often goes to the market, while Mrs. Chao and Mrs. Wang go to the fair for the first time. She is a bit like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. She is curious about everything. She each buys a bamboo basket and carries it in her hand. The old lady Zhuwu, Grandma Zhou, and Grandma Zhou Man were wandering around and having fun.
The old ladies set out early and arrived at the early market. They played for more than two hours. The sun was a little hot. The young people also called to say they were back. Mrs. Chao Er accompanied the old ladies and returned to the village with the trophies she had swept away. Go to the village committee building and wait.
As for Professor Wan Qi and Mr. Chao, in order to observe the folk customs and detect any business opportunities, they leisurely and leisurely conducted interviews and surveys on the streets. They had a great time and could no longer miss Shu.
Zhou Papi's family runs a canteen and is mostly at home. When he sees the old ladies, he quickly sets up tables and chairs outside the canteen and invites the old ladies to sit down. He and his wife serve the guests with home-grown cantaloupes and cucumbers.
People who were close by saw the guests from the Le family at Zhou Papi's house and greeted them warmly. Those who had watermelons, peaches, and plums at home also went to bring them to the guests from far away, and the front of the canteen became lively for a while.
Old ladies Chao waited for forty minutes at the canteen while the car of the young man who went sightseeing returned to the village committee.
The beautiful young man and others called last night to confirm that Xiao Lele had returned to the village. They got up at five o'clock in the morning and walked back to Jiudao in the dark from Shennong Mountain. They passed through a town on the way and went to a morning market, and then returned to Jiudao and encountered the sun again. There were so many people on the street that it was difficult for cars to pass. It took me more than ten minutes to get through the market.
After finally squeezing out of the market and crawling back to the parking place of Meizijing Village, Xiao Shaoluo, Shaowan, brothers He family, brothers and Chao family got out of the car happily, and ran to have fun in front of the old ladies first, coaxing the old ladies. They were very happy, and then they ran back to the car to move their belongings.
Mrs. Wang’s face turned dark when she saw the young people carrying down several small baskets, and then small buckets containing snails, shrimps, fish rice, wild honeycombs, etc.: “You bastards, you are destroying so many mountains. "Wei came back, do you want to tire my little darling to death?"
"Grandma Wang, calm down, we know we were wrong!"
"Grandma, don't be angry. We didn't do it on purpose, we just looked at things and were surprised and couldn't help but buy them."
"Grandma Wang, we will never dare to do it again. Please don't get angry, otherwise the little beauty will beat us to death."
At first hearing the roar of a lion, all the handsome men were like frightened birds. They suddenly felt that something was not good. The clever brothers Wanqi and Miss He Xiaoliu and Chao Er turned around and rushed to Mrs. Wang's side to please her by patting her back and shoulders.
Old Mrs. Chao and Old Mrs. Wu were laughing nearby. Grandma Zhou, Grandma Zhou Man and the villagers accompanying the three noble old ladies were laughing to tears. As the saying goes, one thing descends on another, the handsome young men are tigers, and the noble old ladies are He is a tiger trainer who can subdue a group of handsome guys with just one shout.
"Don't flatter me. You all go back and stand under the sun for me, waiting for me to whip you with a broom. My little cotton-padded jacket makes delicious food every day, and your face is so tired that you are still running away. Go and mess with these weird things and come back to torment little Lele. They are all spoiled. If I don’t give you a slap, you won’t have a long memory.”
"Grandma, please don't hit me. Brother Bo and Ah Fu are your little cotton-padded jacket's older brothers and sisters. If you hit your little cotton-padded jacket's older brothers and sisters, your little cotton-padded jacket will feel sad and cry."
"Don't use Bo Ge'er and Ah Fu as shields. Ah Fu is a girl and if you don't fight, the others can't escape, especially you and your brother. It's more sinful than anything. Stay away from me. I don't like you." .”
Even Brother Bo couldn't stop grandma's anger. Wang Ruichen immediately said: "Okay, we will get away immediately."
Miss Chao Er and Wan Qi Ruiye and He Xiaoliu also quickly retreated, quickly helping to get the sunshade and decorate the car, and then they rushed to Lejia carrying small buckets, small baskets and other things.
"It's useless for you to rush ahead, you can still hit us."
Without asking, Mrs. Wang guessed that a group of brats wanted to run back to Lele's house to rescue Xiao Lele, and hummed calmly behind them.
Mrs. Chao, Mrs. Wu, Mrs. Zhou, and grandma Zhou Man also took the items they bought from shopping and returned to Lejia. Zhou Papi and the villagers saw off the old ladies and laughed for a while when they discovered a problem: there were seven cars for the guests and one The car didn’t come back!
The handsome boy from the He family and his friends rushed towards the Lejia at a racing speed carrying their belongings. They rushed all the way to the outside of the Lejia building and immediately walked lightly.
He hurriedly walked under the awning, and ran to the door first to check if the little Loli was at home. When he saw that the head wife of the Le family and the little Loli were both there, he immediately felt relieved and threw down the bucket, basket, and backpack. , slipped into the Lejia main room.
"Little beauty/little loli, we are back."
"Xiaotuanzi, sister/brother is back."
The handsome young man and the beautiful lady said hello to Zhou Qiufeng first, and then they all gathered around the little Lolita and looked at each other with flattering faces.
The beautiful young man and Miss Chao Er did their part and grabbed the seats next to the little pink dumpling and sat down. They stretched their paws to the little guy's head and kneaded it to his heart's content.
"Little loli, this is the jelly fruit, right?"
The handsome boys shouted excitedly when they saw the green fruits pounded in the basket and the stone recess by the little Lolita. They also bought a lot of them.
"Well, you guys stay away and don't get dust into my stone pound." Leyun was not affected by the outside world at all and pounded the jelly fruits rhythmically.
Handsome guys should be obedient and stay away to avoid being disliked by the little lolita. You look at me and I look at you. I don’t know how to intercede with the little lolita to avoid being bitten by the broom.
After struggling for a while, Wang Erxiao complained pitifully: "Brother Bo is the cutest, most beautiful and smartest little loli sister. We stopped by the market on the way back to get some wild game. Grandma got very angry when she saw it and wanted to beat us. Please give us a few words of kindness to save us from the fire. ”
Zhou Qiufeng almost laughed out loud. A group of handsome guys are sometimes afraid.
"You have made my wife angry. It is the biggest sin to be angry with my wife. If my wife wants to beat you, you just stand in a row and suffer." Le Yun was in such a good mood. Who told handsome guys to do so many things? Those who come back deserve to be scolded.
"!" The little handsome guys looked at the sky, and finally looked at the beautiful boy with embarrassment, wanting to tell him to take action. The beautiful boy shrugged helplessly. Xiao Lele said that they should stand and be beaten. What can he do?
Zhou Qiufeng was determined not to get involved, so she just watched.
The handsome guys thought that the broomstick might have been eaten, so they looked at each other sadly, slipped out of the house together, carried their backpacks back to the bedroom, and then moved the tables and chairs to the outside under the awning to hold a round table meeting.
They chattered and bit their ears for a while, and sat and waited sadly. Within a few minutes, the old ladies returned to Le's house with the trophies. When the old ladies saw the boys with drooped heads, they laughed from ear to ear. Mouth.
Mrs. Wang told the brats to stand outside with a fierce face. She threw away the basket and looked for a bamboo broom.
A group of handsome guys walked to the sun and stood in a row, arranged from tallest to shortest. They all had their hands behind their backs and behaved like kittens.
Miss Chao Er also went and stood with the beautiful brother. She also had a share in the purchase, so she also had a share in the beating.
The young man was basking in the sun, and the old ladies were smiling and sitting at the table they had set up, watching Mrs. Wang teach others. They would not try to persuade them. Watching a handsome guy beat up is a rare and beautiful thing that happens once in a century, no. Don't look at it in vain.
Zhou Chunmei was at home. She heard a ding-dong-dong-dong running sound outside. She couldn't help herself and ran to the door to look. She saw that the handsome guys who had gone out to play had come back. She couldn't help but feel itchy. She wanted to go to Lejia and try old things. The ladies were confused for a while as to whether they had themselves in mind, and stood at the door secretly watching.
When I saw my grandma and the old ladies returning to Lejia from outside, I became even more confused. I had not yet decided whether to go there. But when I saw a few handsome guys walking out from under the awning of Lejia and standing in a row under the sun, I was stunned. Do the handsome guys think that basking in the sun outside is not enough, and want to absorb more ultraviolet rays? She couldn't control her curiosity and ran towards Le's house. She ran to the front of the handsome guys and asked the handsome guy who looked the most stable: "What are you doing standing here?"
"Use ultraviolet rays to kill viruses." He Mingtao replied calmly.
He Xiaoliu and the others nodded frequently: "Ms. Zhou, please go back to your home quickly. We just came back from the mountains and need to be sterilized."
Zhou Chunmei didn't believe that the handsome guy was trying to sterilize the bacteria, so she sneaked under the Lejia awning and saw her grandma and old ladies sitting there, so she also walked over.
Mrs. Wang searched here and there and found a bamboo broom from the back of the house. She carried the broom and walked out of the Lejia gate. She put one hand on her waist and walked towards the handsome boys angrily. She walked up to the handsome boys with a majestic look and asked with a fierce face. : "Give you a chance, tell yourselves how many blows are appropriate?"
Seeing Mrs. Wang coming out with a broom on her shoulder, Zhou Chunmei's eyes widened in surprise. When she saw Mrs. Wang walking up to the handsome guys carrying a broom, she finally realized that Mrs. Wang was going to beat up the handsome guys. She was startled and stood up and ran. Go and see what's going on.
The handsome guys standing under the sun were all blushing and out of breath when they saw the Zhou girl running to watch the fun.
"Zero times."
"Grandma Wang, we know we were wrong, please don't fight."
"Grandma Wang, please give me some face and don't spank me."
The handsome guys begged for mercy with smiles on their faces.
"No, you have to hit me. If you just said zero times, I will add ten more times."
"Little loli, please help."
"Little Loli, if you don't save us, we won't be able to save our legs."
Wang Er, Xiaohe and Xiaoliu screamed for help spinelessly.
The old ladies who were sitting and watching the young people being beaten burst into laughter. Mrs. Wang couldn't help but straighten her face and smiled with thin crow's feet: "It's useless to ask for help, I have to be beaten."
Zhou Chunmei stood for a moment, stunned, and finally came to her senses. She cleverly grabbed the broom in the old lady's hand and said, "Grandma Wang, they admitted their mistake. Please don't hit them. You see, the sun is so big. If it gets too hot, It’s not good if you get heat stroke.”
"Miss Zhou, you don't have to stop me. It's useless for anyone to plead for mercy today. This beating is necessary." Mrs. Wang will not compromise just because someone wants to stop me.
"Beauty Zhou, please go home, we will accept the beating." He Xiaoshiwu didn't want to owe any favors, and decisively expressed that he was willing to be beaten.
"Yeah, let's accept the fight."
"Grandma Wang, please be gentle and help us save our legs. We have to work as errand boys for the little beauty."
Xiao Shaoluo and a few others also expressed their acceptance of being beaten. Isn't it just a beating? Just a beating. It's not like they had never been beaten when they were young.
Zhou Chunmei suddenly felt bad. She begged for mercy, but the handsome guys still didn't appreciate it? However, if you don’t gain favor at this time, how long will it take?
"Grandma Wang, no one can make mistakes without being a sage. Handsome guys have a good attitude towards admitting their mistakes. Just be generous and spare them."
"The faults of the sages are innocuous. Their faults are serious. If we don't fight, the people will not be angry. Miss Zhou, please get out of the way, lest the broomstick accidentally hurts you."
Mrs. Wang pushed away the Zhou girl's hand, placed the broom at an angle, and began to interrogate: "Explain to yourself, whose idea was it all? Who made the most mistakes? The number of spanks will be calculated according to the size of the mistake."
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After being pushed away by the old lady, Zhou Chunmei stood aside in despair. Mrs. Wang refused to listen, which meant that she didn't want to give her face.
"We all have a share."
The handsome guys all confessed honestly, one told me what I bought, the other said what I suggested buying, and they explained everything in detail.
Outside, Mrs. Wang was training people. Zhou Qiufeng laughed so much that her stomach ached, and Le Yun almost died from laughter. She put down her tools, wiped her hands on her apron, and walked out of the main room with her sunny face smiling like a flower.
When he saw his wife holding a broom in front of the handsome guy, he yelled, "Master, you are so handsome." He jumped over to him, hugged his waist, put his head under his viscera, and raised his little face to plead, "Master, you are so handsome." , my brother Chao and his friends have realized their mistake. Sir, please let them go.”
The handsome guys were overjoyed when they saw the little loli frothing: The little loli is here, no need to eat the broom.
"Little cotton-padded jacket, you spoil them too much and spoil them rotten. They don't understand your hard work at all. They just remember to eat, eat, eat, and beat them to make them remember."
When the little pink dumplings came on, Mrs. Wang hugged the sweet-smelling little guy. She couldn't bear to speak loudly to her precious primary school student, and even her tone became eight degrees softer.
"Teacher, it's inevitable that they will be overjoyed when they see the goods, so they can't control it. Let's avoid beating them this time and let them not make the same example next time."
"Okay, my little darling won't be beaten if he says he won't." The little cutie felt sorry for her beautiful brother and sister and refused to allow them to be beaten. Although Mrs. Wang wanted to beat the brats, she had to give up the opportunity and throw away the broom. , rubbed the little pink dumpling's head, and did not forget to glare at the young people: "This time, let alone the little cotton-padded jacket to intercede. If you do it again next time, no one can protect you."
"Hey!"
The little Loli warned her not to be beaten, and the handsome young men immediately beamed and ran under the awning in a swarm. Young Master Wang was particularly smart. He quickly grabbed the broom and hid it, lest grandma saw her and wanted to beat them.
"Handsome guys, you can't escape death penalty, but you can't escape living crime. I soaked two buckets of beans. You can go and atone for your sins by yourselves, and clean the mountain goods you got back." Le Yun stuck to the master's side and smiled at the handsome guys. The eyes are curved into small crescents.
"No problem, we'll get to work right away."
“There are delicious bean curds again.”
The handsome and handsome young man cheered and went to work happily, leaving the beautiful boy and Chao Xiaoer, He Xiaoliu and Wang Erxiao to clean the mountain smell they brought back. They went to the back of the house to clean up the place and clean the tools.
There were chickens playing behind the house. Several young people cleaned the area around the mill. One person sat guard to prevent the chickens and ducks from getting close. The others ran to carry buckets and basins, and then started grinding tofu.
The beautiful young man leisurely changed the water with his second sister and two handsome boys, cleaned and filtered the fish and shrimp, washed wild fruits and fungi, and brushed the snails.
Mrs. Wang took the cute little dumplings to check the mountain flavor that the handsome guys brought back. She put the little dumplings to squeeze the jelly fruits, and she and the old sisters washed the cucumbers and ate them.
The handsome boys were cleaning the mountain smell, and Zhou Chunmei moved a small stool close to Miss Chao Er and the handsome boys. Seeing that the old ladies were not around, she whispered in a low voice: "Just now, Teacher Wang said that it is useless for anyone to ask for mercy. I was shocked. Fortunately, I didn’t fight him later. It’s really strange, what words Le Yun said made Teacher Wang change his mind again.”
The beautiful young girl Chao Er smiled and said nothing, and Wang Ruichen burst into laughter: "Beauty Zhou, my grandma said who did not include the little Lolita in that sentence. The little beauty is my grandma's caring little cotton-padded jacket, and my grandma treasures it. Whenever little Loli opens her mouth, there is nothing my grandma won’t agree to.”
Zhou Chunmei suppressed her face until her face started to heat up. She didn't stop her even if she wanted to. Le Yun ran to say a word, and Teacher Wang really refused to hit handsome guys. She felt very annoyed with Le Yun. Her pleas were useless, so what else was Le Yun doing running out? Isn't this intentional to embarrass yourself?
The more she thought about it, the more uncomfortable she became. The handsome guys were chattering and discussing which academic issues they were going to focus on after school started. Zhou Chunmei listened in confusion, and was grabbed by the handsome guys to express their opinions. She had no clue, how could she say anything? Come, in order not to be embarrassed, I made an excuse and ran back to my home, deciding that it would be safer to go to Lejia just before lunch at noon.
Fairies, happy Labor Day, May Day tomorrow, happy labor, so I will work hard tomorrow and work hard, today...well, let’s eat hard today and prepare for tomorrow (*_*)
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