Chapter 731 If you fart, let it go (3 updates
Young Master Liu finally completed his mission, went home and had a good sleep. Without waiting for his family to urge him, he got up in the dark on Monday, carried his simple luggage, and rushed back to Qingdao University to become a good student.
He caught the first subway train in the morning. Even if he took a few buses, it was still early to get back to Qingdao University. He went back to his dormitory first. When he saw Fa Xiaoxingxing coming back, he had to vomit bitterly to explain his mission. It was not easy to reconcile how tired I was, and at the end I even showed the dark circles under my eyes.
There was a guy who pretended to be weak and cute even though he didn't have dark circles under his eyes. Yan Xing was also drunk, so he had to pretend to be stupid and didn't notice his good spirit, so as not to hurt little brother Fa's glassy heart.
Because the guy was chattering endlessly, he couldn't help but pour cold water on it: "Xiang Yang, has there been any progress in your mission? You haven't gained anything for so long. Is it because someone else is more skilled than you and has fooled you?" < br>
"What? How dare you look down on me?" Liu Xiangyang jumped: "The lack of harvest has nothing to do with level. It's because others don't work at all. What can I do?"
"Or, it's not what we thought, other people are also civilians?"
"We can't wash away the suspicion so quickly now," Liu Xiangyang touched his chin, and became excited after a second: "Xiao Xingxing, you are running around with the little lolita, have you encountered anything exciting?"
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"Pull her down. The little loli made a sensation at the sports meeting and was in the limelight. Touching her is like poking a hornet's nest. Who would be crazy enough to jump out and commit suicide at this time?
If something really exciting happens, it must be that some organization has made the decision to destroy the little Lolita at any cost. At that time, we were the ones who were scared.
Oh, by the way, I have received clues that a certain underworld organization in the treasure island outside Hong Kong has recently been in frequent contact with the National Youth Society of M. You should monitor it carefully. ”
"I know, I scare you every time." Liu Xiangyang rolled his eyes dissatisfied, took out a few snacks and put them in the dormitory, and went to class with Fa Xiao.
Yan Xing did not tell his brothers that he was going to receive acupuncture in the afternoon, so he attended class for a long time, stayed up until noon and ate with Liu in the cafeteria, took a break on the lawn in the morning, and went his separate ways before class in the afternoon.
While others were going to class, Yan Xing did the opposite and drove for a walk. After the students had gone to class, he swaggered to the Xueba Building, carrying his own backpack of clothes and supplies, and carrying the vegetables he bought. I happily went up to the fourth floor and reported to the little Lolita.
Handsome Yan didn't come to occupy the space in the morning, and he was really punctual until the afternoon. Le Yun was also quite surprised. She opened the door to let him into the dormitory, but when she saw the big and small bags he brought in, she almost wanted to kick them over. He: "Yan, how many days are you going to eat for?"
"I have never thought about eating for many days. Just one meal tonight. If... you don't mind, let me have two more meals at noon and evening tomorrow. It would be perfect."
Wei Li's little loli was furious again. She ran away as fast as Yan Xingfei, put the purchased vegetables next to the small refrigerator, then ran to where the little loli's medical tools were arranged and sat down, acting like an obedient patient.
Handsome Yan Yan was as thick-skinned as iron. Le Yun almost vomited blood and looked at him angrily: "Are you daydreaming? Do you think I will compromise if you buy a bunch of ingredients? The worst is to throw them away. I won't give them to you." Be a nanny.”
The little Loli glared angrily. Yan Xing was afraid that she would avenge her while giving him acupuncture, so he pricked him randomly with needles to vent her anger. Without replying, he gave in and turned into a coward, letting her talk and stare at her.
No one was quarreling with her. Leyun puffed her beard and stared at Yan Ren for a few times, but she could only stop. She saw Mr. Yan sitting with Zhang Jun's face acting cute towards her, with his hands on his waist, staring at him fiercely: "Pestle. What? You haven’t taken off your clothes yet, do you want me to help you?”
Embarrassing, the little lolita is unreasonable. Yan Xing is arrogant. He quietly turned his face and unbuttoned his clothes silently. He just unbuttoned his clothes and felt a little embarrassed. He quietly glanced at the little lolita. , wanting to observe her micro-expressions.
With one glance, he saw the strange little lolita glaring at him, looking like he was about to burst into flames. He was afraid that the little lolita would accuse him of being a jerk or his mother-in-law, so he didn't dare to dawdle anymore, so he simply went to work swiftly. Remove any clothes that may hinder acupuncture.
In order to prevent the clothes from being stained by the sweat produced during acupuncture, I deliberately put the clothes on a pile of books, put the shoes and razor that I had taken off further away, lay down on my side, then lay down flat, and covered them with a piece of clothes. Hold your waist and lie down obediently like a zombie.
Handsome Yan Yan was shameless when he was unreliable, but as honest as a cow when he was good. Le Yun was angry and funny, and kicked him with her toes: "I haven't taken the medicine yet. After I drink it, I'll lie down."< br>
Yan Xing's face suddenly became hot again. He turned red and sat up, pretending to be calm, but his heart was beating extraordinarily strongly.
There was a handsome guy whose face was as red as a cooked shrimp, and he didn't know where to put his eyes. Le Yun suddenly became happy. She dragged the box and jar of her pills and concoction to her side, found a mask, put it on, and prepared the medicine with quick hands and feet. A total of three bowls of medicinal soup were prepared, and a handful of pills were found for Yanren to eat, and he was asked to drink the medicinal soup again.
Yan Xing did not refuse the medicine. He swallowed ten pills in one breath, drank three bowls of medicine soup one after another, leaned back and fell down with a "thud".
The initial feeling of lying down and pretending to be a corpse was quite pleasant. The aroma of medicine came out of my mouth and my whole body felt warm. After about ten minutes, my stomach burned like a fire. I opened my sparkling eyes and shouted pitifully: " Little loli, I’m hot.”
"Bear it." Le Yun continued to prepare the medicinal soup without even raising her head.
Yan Xing pursed his lips and endured the burning feeling in his heart. After a while, his stomach felt like ice again, and his whole body was trembling with cold. He shouted bitterly: "Little Lolita, I'm cold."
"Bear it." If it's not cold, it's not normal. Being cold is normal.
After receiving the two words from the little Loli's casual description, Yan Xing was depressed and wanted to imitate the girl's cry. If he cried, would the Little Loli feel distressed?
Before he could decide whether to cry or not, the coldness that could turn a person into ice disappeared again, and a bitter taste surged in his stomach, as if he was soaked in bitter water.
"Little loli, I'm suffering."
"Bear it."
"..." Yan Xing endured it, but the bitter taste soon disappeared, and the sour water surged up, almost gushing out of his throat. His whole face twisted up; "Little Lolita, so sour."
"It's you who are annoyed, but I'm not." Le Yun corrected Yan Ren's expression with a smile.
Yan Xing pursed his lips to avoid vomiting the acidic water. When he was so sour that he felt sour bubbles all over his body, his stomach became spicy, as if he had eaten several bowls of rice peppers and Chaotianzi peppers. The spicy taste was overwhelming.
"Little loli, I've turned into a chili pepper."
"Bear it."
Yan Xing endured it, and the spiciness disappeared. A few minutes later, his body and mouth stank like a cesspool. At that time, his whole body felt bad, and he roared in grief and anger: "Little loli, I don't want to become a stinky person. It stinks!" An extremely handsome guy kept yelling. Le Yun was also drunk and choked back angrily: "No matter how you yell, I don't mind that your stench stinks up my territory. Do you deserve to scream like you were raped?”
"Little loli, save me quickly, don't let me turn into a dung beetle, it stinks so much, I almost stink to death!"
There was a stench all over Hao Duan's body, and Yan Xing's heart almost trembled. The little loli smelled so good. If he turned into a stinky person, how could he protect the little loli in the future? The little lolita will dislike him.
"Be patient, this is the type and origin of the toxins lurking in your body. The toxins are being triggered by the catalyst. Only when they are activated and change from latent to active can we prescribe the right medicine and force them out of the body one by one."
"Yeah, yeah, I tolerate, I tolerate, I tolerate..."
Yan Xing agreed frequently, but he was filled with grief and anger. He had such a big embarrassment in front of the little Lolita, and he would be asked to behave differently in the future.
After enduring it for a long time, when the smell came out of my body again, I couldn't help but scream again: "Little loli, I have become hot and sour rice noodles."
Five minutes later: "Little loli, have I become an old wine?"
Seven minutes later: "Little loli, I seem to have turned into a dessert."
Ten minutes later: "Little loli, I seem to smell bad rotten eggs."
Another three minutes passed: "Little loli, does this smell like bad potatoes?"
The handsome young man was chattering and couldn't control his exhaust. The sound was loud and bright. The portion was huge and the taste was super strong. It smelled like bad sweet potatoes and leeks, which hurt the eyes.
The handsome young man who had been shouting just now turned red in the face and wanted to hide his head in his crotch, but because he had nowhere to hide, he closed his eyes and thought he was a thousand-year-old zombie.
He wanted to hold it back, but his stomach refused to cooperate and the gas always wanted to come out. In order to prevent his old face from being completely embarrassed, Yan Xing could only hold it in until his shoulders were shaking. He couldn't hold it in any longer. , little by little, intermittent exhaust.
"If you fart, let it go. Don't hold it in. A good fart will be crushed into a dozen small farts. Are you tired?"
Logically, the handsome guy should have entered the stage of crazy exhaustion, but the handsome guy was holding in his fart. His face was red and his neck was thick from holding it in, and he had no idea what was going on in his mind.
The handsome young man, who was holding in his breath, almost couldn't get up and had to hold his breath. Fortunately, the breath didn't go up. He kept going down, "Puff", "Puff", and the farts came one after another. , one breath makes seven or eight fart noises.
The smell is also very rich, including the smell of bad eggs, bad bananas, bad apples, rotten grass, and animal feces. There are all kinds of strange smells, one after another, making the air smelly.
After a loud fart, the exhaust gas was exhausted, and the stomach felt comfortable. However, his nose was hurt. Yan Xing accidentally took two breaths and inhaled the smelly air. He wished he could hit him to death. It was so embarrassing!
His twenty-eight-year-old face has become a stranger to him, and the handsome man has turned into a stinky man. How can he save his face?
"Handsome guy, pretend to be a corpse, then drink the medicine."
After counting the time, Le Yun stretched out her legs and kicked Yan, who was pretending to be dead. How could someone of that age still pretend to be invisible to others with his eyes closed?
Yan Xing, who was pretending to be dead and erecting his body, sat up without saying a word, looked at the little Lolita with his handsome face that turned purple, and then looked at the medicine. He did not dare to drink it directly, for fear of farting again after drinking it, and looked at him pitifully. Looking at the little Loli, the fear of the medicinal soup was still lingering in her eyes.
"What are you afraid of? Indian Asans dare to drink the Ganges River water full of corpses and feces and urine. What you drink is a clean medicinal soup. Be brave and kill it."
"Little loli, will you become smelly again after drinking this? Will you fart?"
Yan Xing felt discouraged. He really didn't have the courage to drink the medicine. Little Loli's medicine was so magical that no one could imagine what chemical and physical reactions would happen.
"How can a grown man come up with so much nonsense? He will be knocked down if he doesn't drink it."
The handsome guy cowered and looked at the medicinal soup like a poisonous snake. Le Yun rolled her eyes angrily. He wasn't even afraid of death, so why was he afraid of drinking medicine? It was definitely the wrong way to show up today.
"I drink, I drink, that's all I drink, don't be angry, little loli, if I fart loudly after drinking medicine, don't tell anyone."
The strange little loli showed signs of getting angry again. Yan Xing was scared for a second. He held up the medicinal soup and drank it all while holding his breath. Then he drank the second and third bowls, and drank three bowls in a row. He took some water to rinse the bowls, and then rinsed them. He drank up the bowl of water, leaned back, and fell to the ground again, lying dead.
The handsome guy was lying on his back with his body upright. Le Yun stretched her body, took off the clothes hanging around his waist and threw them on top of the bookshelf. She stood up and put the needle cover on her shoulders, taking a dozen needles in each hand. , activate the special function of the eyes to find the acupuncture points, use both hands to shoot out the slender gold and silver needles, and accurately nail the handsome guy Yan one by one.
Yan Xing lay on his body, keeping his eyes closed and not daring to look at the little Loli, fearing that he would fart again, and feeling uneasy. When he felt the slight pain of ant bites on his body, he was ecstatic, the little Loli helped him with acupuncture!
The little Loli went to work and explained that there should be no more random exhaust. He felt calm, relaxed his limbs, and accepted the needle calmly. Feeling the slight pain of the needle penetrating into the flesh, he became more and more relaxed.
Until... a needle pricked the man's most sensitive part, and his relaxed nerves suddenly became tense. He secretly opened his eyes and took a look, his heart tensed, and his skin was as tight as the cowhide covering the drum's head.
"Relax, why is the skin so tight? The muscles are so tight that it affects my ability to perform the acupuncture."
Handsome Yan Yan was lying peacefully, but suddenly his muscles all over his body became tense and as hard as a stone. It was inconvenient to insert an acupuncture. Le Yun had the desire to crush someone with her foot. He was a restless guy, looking for scolding.
After being eaten first, Yan Xing pursed his lips in grievance, but did not dare to defend himself. He closed his eyes and relaxed his limbs. In order not to be scolded, he did not dare to think and look around again.
When he relaxed, Leyun continued to acupuncture, and two pairs of silver needles spread out most of them, nailing them all on Yan Ren's body, pricking him into a prickly prickly pear, and then pricked his face and head with the last needle. At the Baihui point on the top of his head, the needle penetrated seven points of the flesh, leaving only a small section outside.
When the needle went in, Yan Xing felt a sharp throbbing pain in his head, and then a sharp pain all over his body, and even his consciousness was overwhelmed by the pain.
(End of chapter)