Chapter 1074 You are doing domestic violence
Yan Xing flew to the desert in a small plane, feeling sweet in his heart. The little Loli did not take any little tails with him when traveling, and only let him follow. This shows that he has a higher status in her heart than other handsome young men. In this way, two people traveling alone are like It's like a date, it couldn't feel better.
He deeply felt that he was one of the best in the little Lolita's heart. The beautiful mood was simply indescribable. His heart floated up to the clouds, swinging on the clouds.
My heart was wandering, my hands and feet were not messed up, the plane was flying smoothly, flying over the meadows at the foot of Helan Mountain, over the desert plains bordering the meadows, and into the sky above the desert.
Where there are water sources in the desert, there are people living there. There are also small oases in the desert where residents graze sheep. As long as the place is not deep in the desert, it is not desolate.
The little Loli didn't say where to stop. Yan Xing flew slowly and flew into a small pool in the desert. The Little Loli called to stop, and he quickly landed.
The lake in the desert is an irregular pool, it should be very deep, the water is faintly blue, there are low desert plants beside the lake, and there are also thorny plants on the dunes.
The helicopter landed on a flat sand dune with no plants. The little Loli jumped out of the cab happily, ran to the back cabin and took out a bucket filled with pure water. She ran to the small lake to fill a bucket of water, dug out a small bag of sand, and then like A little girl is picking mushrooms, picking the stems and leaves of plants.
Yan Xing wanted to help, but when he was criticized, the stems and leaves he picked were either old or completely different from the original ones. He was a grown man and felt so frustrated that he wanted to cry. What he picked was obviously very good, and the little loli was clearly the pick of the bunch. bone!
Unwilling to be reconciled, he picked a few more green plants and gave them to the little Lolita. Le Yun took them in her hand, checked them over, and struck her mercilessly again: "Handsome man, please stop destroying the plants. You are really not suitable for this kind of work." , just stay here.”
"It's obviously very good, but I didn't damage the plant. You see, the original plant was not pulled out, nor was it broken or killed." He was careful and careful not to damage the mother plant.
"You don't know where to break the plant without hurting it. Where to break it will grow new branches next year. If you break it like this, some branches will not grow new branches. You should just do what you are good at."
"...I think I did a good job. I just want to help you do more things and help you share your worries." If he can do some work, the little Loli can worry less and won't be too tired.
"Why do you want to do more for me?"
"No reason, I just want to be nice to you."
"Brother Yan, I think you are getting weirder and weirder lately," Le Yun put her plant-picking right hand on the middle of her chin, thinking: "You feel weird, what are you doing?"
"How can I be weird? I'm obviously normal."
"It's not normal. You poured me water to wash my feet last night. This behavior is quite abnormal." Le Yun simply sat down on the ground, ready to discuss the reason: "To be honest, when you poured me water to wash my feet, I It was all shocking. If it weren’t for the fact that your master and uncles were not far next door, I would definitely have talked to you at that time about why. Helping people pour foot-washing water is something only done between family members, and the master It is normal to pour water for guests to wash their feet. It is unreasonable for you to wash my feet instead of washing your master’s feet.”
"It's nothing unreasonable. My master uncle told me to take good care of you. Isn't it normal to pour water for face and feet?"
Yan Xing also walked to sit next to little Loli, his heart beating like a deer. Little Loli finally felt that he was different to her. It was not easy.
"Your uncle meant for you to help with odd jobs and do whatever you can. Don't make me angry. He certainly didn't ask you to take care of my feet."
"You are overthinking. Washing your face and feet is a part of your daily life. Taking care of your life naturally includes trivial matters."
"What's wrong? Let me think about it." Feeling that the topic was wrong, Le Yun thought hard and realized it instantly. She jumped up and kicked someone: "What the hell, your boss sent you to me." This allows you to protect my safety. Your parents abandoned you and asked me to work as a handyman. You actually secretly changed your central idea and changed it to taking care of my daily life. You were instantly upgraded from a handyman to a life consultant or assistant level. As a character, your status has risen several levels in an instant, hahaha, let’s see if my aunt doesn’t kick you to death.”
The little loli jumped up suddenly, and Yan Xing's subconscious reaction was just as quick. He also jumped up and away. When the little loli changed his face, he immediately ran away: "It's not what you said, I didn't change the central idea, and I'm a handyman." Just doing chores, doesn’t chores include everything big and small?”
"Deliberately fabricating reasons and taking advantage of language loopholes, you are still justified."
"The facts I'm telling you, little Lolita, can you please be a little more reasonable?" The little Lolita chased her wildly, and Yan Xing sped away towards the sand dunes in the distance.
There are very few plants on the sandy ground, and people rush by, causing the sand to splash.
After running for more than ten meters, Le Yunqi fiercely put his hands on his waist and glared at someone's back. Damn it, Yan someone usually hides and tucks, not showing off mountains and rivers. He really showed off his speed. , she can't catch him!
Yan Ren is progressing too fast, and it is too difficult to catch him and beat him to death.
She was the one responsible for that kind of result. The feeling of suffocation was simply... It made people want to say "f*ck". Le Yun was so angry that she wanted to jump on her feet. She secretly spat and admitted defeat.
What else can she do?
She couldn't catch Yan Ren in an instant, and she couldn't catch anyone if she continued to chase him. She let him know that she couldn't catch him because he was too fast, and she didn't know how she would act in the future.
A gentleman's revenge is never too late, and a young woman's revenge can be late or right in front of her. Le Yun turned her head and squatted down to continue picking plants. There was a lot of alkali firewood by the lake that had not withered yet, so she could pick leaves.
Yan Xing, who was running away, noticed that there was no sound behind him. He turned around and saw that the little Loli was not chasing him. His intuition was wrong and he ran to the side of the little Loli and showed his handsome face: "Little Loli." , I’m back.”
Zhang Jun blocked his view, Le Yun turned her head and moved to the other side. If you don't like someone, run if you can, keep running, why are you trying to get close to him?
"Little Loli, I won't run away. Don't be angry. I'll kick you." The little Loli refused to give you a straight look. Yan Xing was anxious and quickly offered himself up as a sandbag. If he had known better, he wouldn't have run away. Didn't he just want to make the little loli happy and let her chase and move around? If she didn't want to chase, she could yell a few times. If she yelled at him to stop, he would definitely stand and get kicked. Student Le Xiao turned his head, turned his head again, and lowered his head to pick his own plants.
"Little Lolita, I was wrong. I will kick you while I stand. Kick me hard to calm down. Kick me as much as you want. I won't run away. Whoever runs away is a puppy." Yan Xing said again. Come up and show your willingness to be a punching bag.
Le Xiaoxiao turned around, turning a blind eye to someone, and determined not to be fooled. Whoever runs away is a puppy. If she runs away, she is a puppy. She will not run, but will only change direction.
It was so difficult to deal with the angry little Lolita. Yan Xing scratched his head in great distress and kept trying: "Little Lolita, Xiaolele, please don't be angry. I know I was wrong. Give me a chance, Xiaole." , Lele, Lebaobao..."
Suddenly, he unconsciously discovered a new name "Le Bao Bao". He learned to call someone "Bao Bao" from someone Liu. Liu Erhao was sometimes unreliable and secretly called his sweetheart "Xin Bao Bao". .
The so-called urgent need to seek medical treatment, Yan Xing was forced to be anxious, and he also made a mistake. He had no moral integrity and would learn and sell the words he learned from his good brothers. The first sentence was a bit difficult to pronounce, and he was a little slow.
Hearing the words "Le Baobao", Le Yun's back skin felt hairy and she felt a chill. Call her Le Baobao? Is she over sixteen years old?
Yanren was not ashamed to scream nonsense, which made her feel hairy when she heard it.
But she didn't want to talk to Yan Ren, so she resolutely ignored him. She acted as if there was a crow chirping in her ears, took a few steps, and lowered her head to pick green leaves.
Yan Xing hesitated for a moment and couldn't find the words to say for a short time. When he saw the little loli moving, he thought she was going to beat him. He was secretly happy that the little loli had finally reacted, but she still couldn't. He didn't even give himself a proper look, and his heart suddenly felt cold.
I used to think that the way the little Loli still smiles when she is angry is scary, and she is not really angry when she is angry. Now I feel...as if I still don't understand the little Loli well enough. The way the little Loli doesn't speak is actually really angry.
By the way, why did the little Loli suddenly become so popular, just because she didn’t kick him?
Thinking of the reason why the little Loli was angry, Yan Xing, a monk with two feet in height, couldn't figure it out. He couldn't even figure out why the little Loli was angry, so how could he coax her?
A woman's heart is like a needle under the sea. Little Loli's heart is more than just a needle under the sea. It is clearly like hair on the bottom of the sea. Not to mention it is hard to touch and guess, it is difficult to even imagine where it falls.
Yan Xing, who was full of anguish, gave up his manly dignity and moved forward persistently: "Baobao Le, I was wrong. Baby Le, please don't be angry, okay? Baby Le, you said there is something wrong with me, I will change it, I will change it, Le Baobao, kind and beautiful Le Baobao, please say something, Le Baobao, you can hit me and scold me if you are unhappy, just don’t say anything, Le Baobao, if you ignore me, I feel so scared..."< br>
The Yan people were so ungrateful that Le Yun couldn't hold back her laughter. Yan was not the guard thrown by the Qian Sect Leader to protect her. They clearly threw away a funny boy.
"Little Lolita, Baby Le, you finally smiled. Baby Le, you scared me to death. I almost thought you were going to freeze me." Little Loli finally had some reaction, and Yan Xing was a surprise. Fortunately, he I learned the shameless and immoral trick from the old man with the ghost hand, otherwise I wouldn’t know how to coax the little loli’s face from gloomy to clear.
"You're afraid of a ghost. You're jumping up and down and you're going to have a blast."
"I'm not high. I'm so frightened that my heart almost jumped out of my throat. I'm nervous." Yan Xing said with a bitter look on his face: "Baby Le, look at me. I'm sweating so much. Baby Le, although Stretching your arms and legs is very violent. I've made you angry. You'd better use your strength to hit me. Do you still want to kick me? Baby Le, do you want me to squat down and kick your ass?"
"Okay." Le Yun smiled happily, jumped up and rubbed the sand with her feet.
"Do you really want to kick me?" Yan Xing's face felt hot, and his face and neck were all hot. He looked at the little loli's beaming face, turned around resignedly, squatted down, and used his buttocks as a sandbag.
After he squatted down, Le Yun stretched out her feet happily and kicked the person's butt directly.
After being kicked, Yan Xing let out an "ouch" and leaned forward before squatting down again. His face and neck were burning with heat. The little loli didn't kick her hard, but this posture was so embarrassing. .
Le Yun kicked her again and again, and then four or five times in a row. She felt balanced in her mind and said, "Yeah, you've been training well. Your buttocks are quite elastic, even more elastic than your chest muscles."
Teng, Yan Xing felt that his face was almost on fire, and he felt the burning sensation on his face. He turned around and held his head with his hands: "Baby Le, please be my girlfriend. I kick your butt and balls every day, and I can also touch it for you, and it will feel more elastic to the touch.”
"?" Le Yun was over the addiction of kicking people, but before she was over her excitement, she was a little stunned by a bomb suddenly thrown by Yan Ren. She blinked blankly and saw handsome Yan Yan looking at him with his shining eyes. Looking at himself, his face was covered with scarlet clouds, and his shy expression clearly revealed tension and enthusiasm.
He looked at it twice, jumped up and slapped Yan Ren on the head hard: "Pervert, gangster, stubborn gangster who will not change his ways and molests minors, I'll beat you to death, you stinking gangster..."
"Ouch, ouch..." The little loli stood up and started beating her. Yan Xing held his head in his hands and screamed: "Baby Le, be gentle, be gentle, you will beat me if you hit me too hard. Do you want a brain?" Foolish boyfriend who doesn’t know how to act... Oops, I told you not to be harsh, your brain is going to explode... You are doing domestic violence, domestic violence is illegal... Ouch, my butt is broken in two!"
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"You bastard, you bastard, you're taking advantage of me, I told you to take advantage of me!" Le Yun was so angry that she kicked Yan Ren until he sat on the ground, and continued to shoot, using Yan Ren's head as a racket, anyway, that guy Covering his head with his hands, he couldn't hit his head, but his hands.
After being slapped wildly, the hand of the handsome young man quickly turned red. The owner of the hand did not feel any pain. He only felt that the back of his hand was hot and felt like needles. He just covered his head and ignored his hands, and screamed: "Baby Le" , stop hitting, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, if you keep hitting, I will really be beaten, calm down, why don't you give me a elastic butt ball, please don't hit the head, okay? ?”
"Yan Xing—" Yan Ren became more and more shameless. Le Yun was so angry that she almost burst into flames. She retracted her hand and rubbed her hands with a dark face. If he dared to talk nonsense again, don't blame her for actually using force to deal with him.
"Hey, I'm here!" the little Loli called out by her first and last name. Yan Xing jumped up and carefully observed the little Loli. Did he really piss off the little Loli again?
The little loli's expression was very serious, and she felt that... she might have to talk about something very serious, and it might be the thing he didn't want to face the most. He didn't feel confident, and he didn't care about the hot hands on the back of his hands. He was nervous and his hands were tight. Sticking it on the midline of the trouser leg, he swallowed carefully: "Baby Le, I'm here, what do you want from me?"
(End of chapter)