Chapter 1566: Fight first and then talk
Village Chief Zhou heard that a shameless bitch was looking for trouble, so he didn't go anywhere. He opened the door to the office building in the morning and had some time to sit and wait.
People who live near the village office building also go to work early. Almost all of them finish work and go home around ten o'clock. They go to the village office building and sit in front of Zhou Papi's house.
Wang Ju would never have imagined that where he was going, there were already people waiting for him to "arrive", and they were sitting on the bus to Jiudao Township happily dreaming of getting rich.
The Wang family's four-member train arrived at Shishi Station at around four o'clock in the middle of the night. Because it was still dark outside, the four of them got off the bus and made do with it at the station.
The four of them rested at the station for more than two minutes. They waited until dawn for a bus to arrive before taking the bus to Shishi. They first went to the cake egg that Wang Jinbao ordered online to get the cake, and then took the bus to Fangxian County. They missed the earliest one. Take the bus to Jiudao and take the 8:30 bus.
Urban and rural roads wind between high mountains and ridges. The bus is walking on the road. Outside the window, there are green mountains and green waters and fields and crops. The four grandfathers and grandsons cannot understand the local language of the local passengers on the bus, but they think that they will reach their destination soon and will enjoy what they have in the future. Endless glory and wealth, everyone is in high spirits.
The bus welcomes passengers and sends them off. Passengers get on and off, come and go, stop and go, swaying all the way to Jiudaoxiang Street.
The bus reaches the terminal and the passengers get off.
It was already past noon, and the summer sunshine was warm and bright. The shop owners on the rural street were either busy cooking, eating, or had just eaten, creating a leisurely scene.
The locals who got off the bus hurried to their homes or villages. Wang Ju's family lagged behind. When they got off the bus, they went to the driver to ask for directions and where the plum well tree in Jiudao was.
When an out-of-town passenger asked for directions, the driver enthusiastically gave directions. Of course, he pointed in the general direction and told where to go. Ask people there again.
Wang Ju asked for the general direction and walked along the street area with street trees. When he came to an alley, he was not sure whether it was the way to the plum well tree, so he asked the people in the shop.
That alley was really not the right way, and the shop owner showed me the right way.
Wang Ju took the young man through more than a dozen stores before arriving at an alley pointed out by passers-by. The alley was just like what people said, the road was wide enough to accommodate cars, and there were houses on both sides.
The four grandfathers and grandsons walked along the clean and tidy cement-hardened road, feeling almost uncontrollably excited. They were almost there, and a better life was ahead!
Four people, two old and two young, walked through a section of road sandwiched by houses. Suddenly, a land appeared in front of them. On the wide small land, a white helicopter was parked.
The white helicopter had graceful lines, squatting there and spreading its wings like a white bird, ready to fly. The sun shone on its surface, reflecting the bright light.
"Master, look, it's a plane!" Wang Jinbao couldn't move his legs when he saw the white plane. His eyes were glued to the helicopter and he couldn't tear it off anymore. No luxury car can compare to an airplane. If you have an airplane, you can go to the sky!
Wang Ju and Wang Jinzhi used to watch airplanes on TV. The senses of watching the props on TV and being there in person are of course different. When they looked directly at the real helicopter, they were stunned!
The little loser is really capable, and he actually has a helicopter.
The excited grandparents and grandchildren thought that the plane would soon become theirs, their hearts beat loudly, and they were so proud that they stepped down from the stage.
"Yeah, yeah, I saw it. Let's go quickly." Wang Ju heard his grandson's cry of joy and his thoughts came back from the wonderful state. He pretended to be calm and nodded casually. He pushed his mother-in-law and grandchildren and urged him to leave quickly. , his eyes always glanced in the direction of the helicopter on the ground.
Wang Ma, Wang Jinzhi, and Wang Jinbao all dreamed of airplanes. They wished they could get on the plane and fly. They walked every step of the way, as slow as a snail.
Wang Ju saw many people sitting in front of the house facing the small ground, and there was also a building with a sign of the village office building. He was afraid that one of his people would accidentally reveal his flaws, and the locals would find out the purpose of his family's visit, so he whispered Warning: "Be smart, things will belong to us sooner or later, and it's not too late to look at them again in the future."
After being reminded, Wang Ma, Wang Jinzhi and Wang Jinbao reluctantly walked a little faster, their eyes still glued to the plane, their hearts were excited, and their faces were flushed with excitement.
Wang Ju, who was carrying his family with him, put on what he considered to be his most perfect expression, walked forward, and approached the idle man sitting facing the ground, ready to ask for directions.
Village Chief Zhou and the villagers sat and waited for more than an hour, looking forward to it. After a long time, they saw strange faces approaching the village, two old and two young. The number of people was exactly what the handsome guy Lan said!
Everyone looked at the people who walked into the village. They saw the old and young people staring at the helicopter and looking like they couldn't move their legs. They guessed that it was probably the guy that handsome guy Lan was talking about.
Zhou Bapi definitely deserves to be praised by the handsome young men for his "quick mind and quick reaction". When he saw the strange man and woman, he guessed that some scum might be here, so he quietly called Zhou Qiufeng of Yueqing.
Zhou Qiufengle's father tidied himself up first when he came back from work. There was no news at eleven o'clock. They cooked on time. Within five minutes of finishing the meal, they received a call from Zhou Papi saying that someone suspected of being someone had appeared. He immediately Set off to the village office building and prepare to fight with the shameless scum.
Blue Three and Black Nine were already prepared. They put the military dog's clothes on Black Dragon's shoulders and signaled Black Dragon to officially start work.
The black dragon put on the clothes that represented his identity, and immediately changed his aura, transforming from a clingy and kind-hearted pet into a tall military dog with cold and majestic eyes.
Lan San took the black dragon and set off with everyone.
Grandma Zhou didn't go, so she wouldn't fight with anyone who was the parents of Yueqing's ex-girlfriend, and just left it to her son-in-law and daughter.
Yi Lao and Hua Yanquan were supposed to be going for a walk. Leshan walked behind his parents and walked with Master.
When the people from the Le family set off to the village office, the Wang family also walked not far in front of Zhou Papi's house. The Wang family siblings stared at the plane greedily. Wang Ju felt that he had seen the world, and pretended to be with his hands behind his back. Zuo walked up to the country bumpkins who were sitting around in an imposing manner, and pretended to be old-fashioned: "Young men, may I ask where the Leyun family in your village is going?"
People sitting idle: "..."
To be honest, they didn't even want to scold each other, but now they want to scold each other. He's a fairy, so who can pretend to be a big shot when they clearly look like country bumpkins like them?
I think back then, Xiao Lele's teacher and Grandpa Yi didn't put on any airs when they came. This guy also came out of the nooks and crannies of the ravine and was showing off as an official. Who did he think he was?
The villagers looked sideways and ignored me.
"Are you looking for Xiao Lele?" Zhou Papi looked at the visitor from afar with a critical eye: "We have met almost all of Lele's relatives and friends. As far as we know, there are no distant relatives in the Lele family. What is your relationship with the Lele family? ”
"I am Le Yun's grandfather, my blood grandfather," Wang Ju immediately revealed his identity and pretended to sigh sadly: "It seems that my girl failed to live up to expectations. She was in love with Yue Qing back then, but they broke up later. My daughter She gave birth to a child out of wedlock and left the child with her ex-boyfriend. She has pitied my little granddaughter over the years.
Calculated by age, my grandson must be eighteen years old. He must have taken the college entrance examination this year. I don’t know how he did.
I only found out not long ago that I have a granddaughter. I was afraid that the sudden arrival would affect my granddaughter's college entrance examination. Today is also my poor granddaughter's birthday, so I came all the way to see my precious little granddaughter. ”
Grandma Zhouman was sitting with Auntie Pa. She originally thought that a certain woman from the Wang family was her favorite, and was waiting for a certain woman's reaction before she came forward. Unexpectedly, she heard the shameless old man pretending to be confused, pretending to be confused, Deliberately distorting the facts and trying to deceive them.
The old man was angry, stood up in a hurry, rushed to a certain old shameless guy in two steps, threw his face and slapped him, and slapped him while cursing: "I'll beat you to death, you shameless guy, I called him You pretend, I tell you to pretend in front of me!”
Xiao Lele said it right, when dealing with shameless scum, don't be reasonable, slaps and fists are the last word. Grandma Zhou Man felt that Xiao Lele was right. If you can do it, don't beep. Give her a good beating first.
Grandma Zhou Man jumped up and rushed over to take action. The villagers were shocked. Grandma Zhou Man’s temper was as strong as ever!
Wang Ju saw an old woman standing up and running towards him. He guessed that she might be related to the Le family. He was about to ask, but the old woman suddenly slapped him. He was stunned at that time: "You A crazy woman..."
As soon as he said a few words, the old woman slapped him again. He quickly stepped back and wanted to slap her back. As soon as he raised his hand, he saw all the people who were sitting stood up, fiercely. Staring at himself, and shouting "How dare you come to our village to beat people? You are looking for death!"
More than a dozen people stared at him menacingly. Wang Ju was so frightened that his arrogance suddenly disappeared. This is a village for losers, not their home. You can't hit anyone!
Wang Ma, Wang Jinzhi, and Wang Jinbao have always been absent-minded, caring about the small plane, not paying much attention to Wang Ju, and don't know what happened, so they are confused.
Aunt Pa was afraid that Sister-in-law Man would suffer a loss, so when Sister-in-law Man jumped up, she also got up and ran to Sister-in-law Man. When an old man took a step back, she persuaded: "Sister-in-law Man, calm down, we will not grow up eating shit." A bitch’s knowledge.”
The villager who stood up said: "..." I feel that when it comes to fighting, Grandma Zhouman and Aunt Pa are enough, and the others are just decorations, watching the show.
"If such a bitch eats shit in his own house, no one will care about him. How dare he come to our village to talk nonsense? I don't call him out, but he thinks he is a green onion."
Grandma Zhou Man only received one slap in the face, but the second one was in vain. She pointed at the guy who took two steps back and cursed: "Scold that guy next door, you shameless old guy, how dare you pretend to be the vixen's family member? Are you afraid that you don't have any Wake up.
Back then, a bitch stole my brother and sister-in-law's money and ran away. My brother Lehong went to your village to find a certain vixen. My brother was also injured by a family named Wang.
You dare to pretend to be Lele’s grandpa, ah, who doesn’t know that Lele was born by a female ghost, and the female ghost’s name is Wang...Gui..."
Grandma Zhouman was cursing, pretending not to remember a certain woman’s name, and Aunt Pa immediately added: “The bitch’s name is Wang Guifang.”
"Oh, my name is Wang Guifang," Grandma Zhou Man took a breath and then scolded: "My brother Lehong went to find Wang Guifang and found that Wang Guifang was dead a long time ago. The police station also confirmed that Wang Guifang and her family were dead long ago. Now you are an old bitch. People come and say you are Grandpa Leyun, you are just pretending to be a ghost to blackmail me, I will see if I don’t beat you until your true colors are exposed.”
After being pointed at the nose and scolded by the old woman, Wang Ju found out the reason for being beaten and was so angry that he almost vomited blood. The country bumpkins in this village thought that the real mother of the loser was named Wang Guifang. They didn't know that his daughter had adopted someone else's name. Wang Guifang's family was dead, so he thought he was pretending to be a dead person to deceive others.
When Dasha Mao's biological father went to find the third child, in order to prevent the Dasha's family from pursuing the huge sum of money, of course they refused to admit that the third child was Wang Guifang, and they even beat him up. How could they have imagined that this day would come to pass? .
For a moment, Wang Jusheng felt like he was shooting himself in the foot. He couldn't think of how to explain it, and suddenly a chill ran down his back. If... if the old woman and those people knew that his family was named Wang, who was the real father of the idiot. People, will these people come up and beat up the whole family?
He was still frightened, but Wang Jinbao became a little impatient with the waiting. He finally turned his attention away from the helicopter and asked his grandfather: "Master, do you know what happened to the little loser?"
He was used to hearing his grandfather call him "little loser", and because all his attention was attracted by the helicopter, he thought about quickly finding the little loser and getting it to the plane, so that he could have fun on the plane as soon as possible. If you are slow to respond, you will naturally be called a "little loser".
"Not yet, I'm asking for directions." Wang Ju replied smoothly.
The moment he said those words, Grandma Zhou Man instantly became furious and rushed towards the young man who was following the shameless old guy with a slap in her hand.
The old man suddenly got angry and rushed in front of the young man in two or three steps. He slapped his hands and cursed: "You are such a bastard. You little bastard, how dare you call my grand-niece a loser?" You are a short-lived ghost who has a mother but no mother. I will teach you how to be a human being.”
Wang Ju replied to his grandson and was suddenly shocked to realize that his grandson accidentally said "little loser" and secretly shouted "Oops". He originally hoped that no one would understand, but the old woman rushed towards his grandson and didn't care. Others hurriedly protect their grandchildren.
Even if he wanted to protect the baby, he was too late. His precious grandson was slapped in the mouth, and he only had time to pull his grandson away and avoid the slap from behind.
"Old woman, you dare to hit me? Master, I will kill you!" Wang Jinbao was slapped, and his self-esteem was greatly insulted. Like an angry calf, he rushed to hit the old woman.
"If you dare to hit my grandson, I will fight with you forever." Wang Ma was so angry when she saw her grandson being beaten that she rushed over to support her grandson.
There is a saying that a strong dragon cannot suppress a local snake. In a place where he was unfamiliar with his life, Wang Ju did not dare to cause trouble for fear of being beaten by the crowd, so he quickly attracted his grandson.
Wang Jinzhi was holding the cake. Seeing that a fight was about to start, he hurried to the side and stood aside.
Village Chief Zhou Papi and others were ready to come to the rescue when Grandma Zhou Manman slapped an old guy. When Grandma Zhou Manman slapped a young man again, they pretended to run forward to "persuade", but the young man rushed over. Hitting people immediately makes me happy.
Others were reluctant to do anything, so they only stopped the young man and the people over there from getting closer. Grandma Zhou Man took the opportunity to slap an old woman twice, and cursed her while doing so.
The villagers were so tough that Wang Jinbao became afraid and immediately ran back under his grandfather's pull. Wang's mother was beaten twice and she couldn't dare to move forward, so she hid behind in dejection.
Zhou Papi and others did not chase and fight. There is a saying that enough is enough, and they understood it.
Wang Ju pulled his grandson back, and when he saw that no one was chasing him, he straightened his back again and shouted: "Why are you beating people? I want to ask your village chief for comment..."
"You want to ask me to judge, come on." Village Chief Zhou took a step forward and stood up straight: "I am the village chief of Meizijing Village. If you want to be reasonable, we will discuss the truth. If you want to discuss who has the bigger fist, Whoever makes sense, let’s talk about fists.”
"You... you are the village chief, but you don't care when people in your village beat others? Is there any law left here?" Wang Ju was furious when he saw the people who stood up.
"Our village abides by the law and is civilized and polite. It is recognized as the most civilized village in the township and the number one village." Village Chief Zhou smiled: "Our village has never favored boys over girls. Just now your grandson scolded our village's Le Yun is a little loser. You belittled the girls in our village in front of all of us, so the old man in our village taught him a lesson by example. When you go back, you should teach your grandson not to scold girls. You must know that he was also born as a woman. Yes, you also crawled out of a woman’s belly. If you despise girls, you despise your mothers.”
Zhou Papi and others secretly gave the village chief a big thumbs up. A little ink in his belly would make a difference and his speech would be level.
"The women in your village don't distinguish between wrongdoing and beating people indiscriminately. My grandson didn't call anyone by name and called them money losers. You took it upon yourself to answer the question. You are still reasonable. This is also a civilized village. How many benefits have you given to others? How many benefits have you given to others? The savage.”
Wang Ju was so angry that his lungs almost exploded. The country bumpkins in the countryside were unreasonable and a bunch of unruly people.
"Hey, your mind is not clear yet. I want to ask why I beat you." Village Chief Zhou smiled happily: "In that case, let you figure it out. The Leyun you are looking for and the Leyun you are scolding, She's my grandniece. Do you know what a grandniece is?
Le Yun’s biological father is not only my nephew, but also my niece’s son-in-law. My brother’s niece is Le Yun’s father’s daughter-in-law. Let me tell you, it was my mother-in-law who just teased you. You, you idiot, are doing this in front of me. We pretend to be my grandniece's grandfather in front of us, and dare to call my grandniece a loser. If not you bitches, who will we beat? ”
? Wang Ju was shocked. When he asked for directions, he actually asked Dasha Mao's current wife's natal family. Jinbao accidentally cursed "little loser" and was listened to. If these barbarians got in front of the little loser, they would be crushed. Mouth, that's not trouble for nothing.
He clearly came here after reading the almanac, why is he still so unlucky?
Feeling doubly unlucky, Wang Ju showed no anger on the surface and immediately changed his face: "Oh, it turns out you are the uncle of Yueqing's current wife, and I am the father of Yueqing's ex-girlfriend. Although my girl is not married to Yueqing, there is still a lot between them. After all, I have a child, and Yueqing can be regarded as my half-son-in-law. This is really a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family does not know each other.
"Bah, Yueqing's ex-girlfriend Wang Guifang's relatives have long since died. You are still pretending to be Yueqing's ex-girlfriend's father. You really deserve a beating." Grandma Zhou Man raised her arm and wanted to hit the shameless old man again.
The old woman's fierceness left a shadow in the hearts of the Wang family's ancestors and grandsons. When they saw her raising her arms to hit someone again, they were frightened and took two steps back.
The villagers of Plum Village laughed at them without hesitation. They are a bunch of cowards. How dare they come to make trouble like this?
(End of chapter)