Chapter 199 Marriage Proposal in the Live Broadcast Room
The fans in the live broadcast room just felt like they were laughing.
The uncle in front of me is really a die-hard fan.
And as the name suggests, he is very patriotic.
Patriotism is good, but he supports the national football team.
And if you buy the national football team to win every game, this kind of operation, even if the gods come, you will lose and lose all your pants.
[Lizhi Xiaoheizi]: "Hahaha, uncle, do you think your family has too much money, so you want to spend money? They say that the Chinese stock market is a scam, but there is still hope of making money, you are buying the national football team If you win, wouldn’t that be a waste of money?”
[Handsome Uncle Wang next door]: "I heard there is a statistic. Since more than 20 years ago, every time I bought the national football team, I lost. One hundred yuan can be turned into millions, hahaha."
[Iron-made rivets]: "To be honest, the national football team is really not up to par. Some of the players from Yueguo are teachers and some are fish sellers. The team was put together like this and completely destroyed the national football team. Can you imagine? ”
[Strawberry Sweet Jam]: "Although I don't like watching football, my dad does, and he loves watching the national football games. I remember that since I can remember, there have been more than a dozen TVs at home, and they are all used by me. Dad smashed it.”
……
Today's national football team has become notorious.
Not to mention the fan in the live broadcast room, even the dog on the roadside wanted to kick him when he saw it.
Facing his wife's scolding, the uncle said with a look of despair: "In addition to buying the national football team to support Chinese football, the odds of the national football team are also high. As long as we win, the odds are more than ten times higher."
"But I never imagined that he could lose every game"
"A country with a population of more than one billion cannot even put together a football team that can make it out of the Asian Cup."
Speaking of this, Li Aiguo, a die-hard fan, looked very heartbroken.
Countries in the live broadcast room actually made fun of him.
[Stir-fried Pork Intestines]: "The national football team said: I know it is Asanguo who is scolding, and it is definitely not me."
[Cute girl with a big dick]: "I'm laughing so hard, please don't target Asanguo, hahaha."
[Xiaobai who loves to play football]: "There is a little trivia: As a country with a population of more than one billion, the football team of Asan is ranked lower than China."
[Jiangbian Bridge]: “After reading your barrage, the national football team said that my ranking can continue to drop if necessary”
……
The national football team can be said to have its own traffic, because it has become notorious over the years
Fans in the live broadcast room were discussing it happily.
"Let's get down to business."
Su Han said: "When will the national football team win the World Cup? This poor guy doesn't know, and he doesn't bother to calculate. But he knows without calculating that the probability is far away."
"You can do something else, or I can refund the three thousand yuan to you."
Li Aiguo's wife, Zhang Xiumei, immediately became anxious when she heard that she wanted to refund the money.
How can I get a refund for the lucky bag I finally grabbed?
Zhang Xiumei said hurriedly: "Taoist priest, we will not refund the money. We have something very important to settle."
"Then you say it."
"He's my son. He doesn't even have a girlfriend now. We, the old couple, are really worried."
Zhang Xiumei said: "Taoist Master, please help my son calculate when he can get married. Is there any way to let him get married in the past two years?" Su Han counted with his fingers, raised his eyebrows, and said calmly Said: "Isn't your son only twenty-five? He just passed his birth year last year. Is it necessary to be so anxious?"
"Oh, I am twenty-five years old, I am already twenty-six years old, and I am already thirty years old!"
Zhang Xiumei said anxiously: "We, an old couple, have given birth to such a son. Even if we don't get married now, we have to find a partner quickly, otherwise we will have to wait until how long."
Fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help being dumbfounded when they heard this.
"I said, Auntie, how can anyone have an algorithm like yours? How can you round up your age?"
"I'm laughing so hard. I'm thirty years old and I still don't have a partner. My family is not worried. Auntie, why are you so worried?"
"Good guy, Auntie, you are even more outrageous than my mother. You started urging marriage at the age of twenty-five, right?"
"Who dares to think? I am going to college this year and I am only twenty years old. My family has already arranged a blind date for me!"
“The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and I am still single at the age of thirty-two and I really don’t dare to go back to the village.”
"It's like this in rural areas. There is no other topic to talk about. As long as you are over twenty-four years old, you are basically in the ranks of being urged to get married, and then a blind date is arranged."
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Many fans in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded and a little helpless.
Because many of them are in their twenties, they are urged to get married by relatives and friends every time they go home. That is a basic operation!
Su Han shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Jushi Zhang, you shouldn't be anxious at this age. It's not too late to be anxious until you are thirty."
"That's not possible, Taoist priest!"
Zhang Xiumei's voice rose several times and she said: "Other people have two or three babies at the age of thirty. If my son is not married at the age of thirty, then I will be angry to death."
Fans in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.
Because they saw the shadow of their mother in Zhang Xiumei.
Exactly the same.
"I say your parents are going too far in urging marriage. You just want your children to get married early. But what if the person you meet is unreliable? That will be a lifetime of happiness!"
"Yes, I tell you not to push too hard, otherwise you can find someone to marry later, and who will be responsible if you are not happy after the marriage?"
"I am twenty-eight this year, probably because I can't make any money, but the matchmaker in the village actually introduced me to a second marriage with a child, and even asked for a bride price. I was so angry that my neck was twisted!!"
……
Zhang Xiumei said: "And my son is not bad looking. He is 1.72 meters tall and weighs 120 pounds. He earns 30,000 yuan a month as a programmer. Our family still has a house and a car in the city."
"We, the old couple, will have retirement pay when we retire, and we won't have to support them."
Zhang Xiumei rubbed her hands and said with a smile: "I see there are a lot of girls in the live broadcast room. You can take a look at my son's conditions. If you feel satisfied, you can send me a private message and I will send you photos."
"My family is also willing to pay for the betrothal gift. Twenty or thirty thousand is nothing."
Taking this opportunity, Zhang Xiumei even ran a marriage advertisement in the live broadcast room...
It shows how anxious he is.
"Jushi Zhang, calm down first!"
Su Han said hurriedly: "I can't guarantee that everyone in my live broadcast room is a good girl. If you do this, it will be a tragedy if you meet someone who cheats you of the bride price."
(End of chapter)