Chapter 46: I didn’t drink much water, so why was there so much water
“I want to open the door! I’m very strong!” Todo Xiangcheng couldn’t stand it for forty-five minutes.
Oda Shingo sighed: "This is an old-fashioned one-way door that cannot be opened. And even if it is opened, it is very dangerous to climb out. It is better to wait in the car."
"I have to give it a try, I can't wait." Toudo Xiangcheng asked Oda Shingo to illuminate the mobile phone, and stretched out his hand to try a few times on the crack of the door.
Sure enough, it doesn’t work.
Toudou Xiangcheng grabbed Oda Shingo's arm again in frustration.
I really want to go to the bathroom, but I have to endure it and continue to endure it.
"Can you still hold it in?" Oda Shingo asked Toudo Xiangcheng.
Toudou Xiangcheng looked sad, but fortunately it was not obvious in the dim light: "Teacher Oda, actually I didn't drink much water when I came out in the morning."
"Then can you bear it? It will take three quarters of an hour."
"I actually didn't drink much water, but I was still in a hurry..."
"What did you have for breakfast?"
"My dad made miso soup, and I made lettuce rice balls. Dad always couldn't control the amount of miso soup, and I also bought too much lettuce..."
"...Please, the miso soup and lettuce are both water. So you didn't drink anything on the way?"
"I didn't drink anything. I just helped an old lady who lived in the home rescue a cat that climbed a tree. She treated me to watermelon with salt."
"..." Oda Shingo was speechless. Japanese people have the habit of adding salt to watermelon. I really can’t stand it. “No, no, that’s not the point. You also ate watermelon? Did you eat watermelon so early in the morning?”
"But grandma kindly invited me, and I don't think I have enough time. But that watermelon is really sweet..." Todo Xiangcheng said with a face full of memories.
"You still have the nerve to say that you can't bear it?"
"..." Todo Xiangcheng's body trembled slightly.
Oda Shingo noticed that she was already slightly hunched over: "Do you mind walking out of the elevator with your dress wet?"
"Teacher Oda, don't make fun of me, I don't want to live in another world..."
"Okay, got it."
When Oda Shingo heard what she said, his heart moved slightly.
Doesn't this scene look like a plot from "The Cartoonist and His Assistant" on Earth? It’s just that the protagonist is in no hurry to go to the bathroom.
No, are there so many coincidences? still……
system! Come out! Oda Shingo shouted in his mind.
【……】
The Anime Demon King system has no feedback and remains silent.
Hey hey! system! Tell me, we are trapped in the elevator. Is it your fault? !
【……】
Say something! At least say I'm slandering you!
【404error】
I am! Oda Shingo mentally pointed his fingers at the system.
[The system has lost contact] This prompt appeared.
Your sister! Which reading website did you learn from that is not a good one? !
Oda Shingo was very angry.
But he vaguely felt that since the system appeared, there seemed to be countless coincidences between him and his girl.
It seems that all the coincidences are here. As the protagonist, I keep recreating some scenes with the girl:
Those famous scenes in love anime!
Although, the famous scene is the fragrance.
Back then, I myself was squirming in bed while watching famous anime scenes!
But now it’s me, and I’m clamped in the elevator...
Uh, system, please discuss this with me next time!
At this time, Todo Xiangcheng suddenly said with a trembling voice.
"Teacher Oda, please, please, no, don't stop, please, continue..."
The girl's slightly changed voice echoed in the elevator where there were only two people.
"You, don't talk nonsense." Oda Shingo was horrified when he heard this.
"Continue chatting with me..." Todo Xiangcheng's breathing style was fully demonstrated.
Don't use this tone of voice. Talk to me after you have calmed down! Oda Shingo felt that if his words were recorded, he would be tortured.
Why? By the way, Todo Xiangcheng is an adult.
The so-called adulthood in Japan is traditionally earlier than that in China. So even if something happens...
wrong! I am a serious person!
And I want to concentrate on drawing comics! Who wants to fall in love anymore?
"So, Todo Koucho." Oda Shingo suddenly called her name and said very seriously, "Can you tell me why you are so afraid of the dark?"
"..." Todo Xiangcheng's hand holding his arm trembled slightly.
After waiting for a few seconds, Oda Shingo stopped asking: "Ah, how about we settle it here?"
"Solve what?"
"Solve the needs." Oda Shingo whispered, "You can't hold it in anymore, can you?"
"..." Todo Xiangcheng remained silent.
"Can you still bear it?"
"...No, I won't do it." Todo Xiangcheng shook his head desperately, "No, peeing in the elevator car, I can't do this kind of thing!"
What's more, Oda Shingo is by his side! Toudo Xiangcheng felt so shy that she wanted to die just thinking about it.
"But if we can't hold it in, we're probably going to make a bigger joke."
"B-But, if the elevator door opens, someone will find out..." Toudou Xiangcheng's face turned red, and his body began to bend like a shrimp, "Oda-sensei, I, I really can't do it anymore."
Oda Shingo began to think of ways quickly.
There were no bottles, no plenty of absorbent paper towels, and nothing like that in the elevator.
Suddenly, a piece of physiological trivia emerged.
"By the way! Did you know that there are fewer sensory nerves on the upper edge of the bladder? If the body is changed to a horizontal position, the tolerance can be improved." Oda Shingo gave a simple science popularization.
"ah?"
"You can probably hold it back if you lie down, and at least it can relieve some of the pressure."
"Huh? Lying on the floor?"
"Are you feeling cold? Can I help you lay out your suit?"
"It's better not to use it..." Toudo Xiangcheng imagined himself lying on the ground, but Oda Shingo stood next to him...
The girl was lying on the ground and the man was standing next to her. It felt strange.
Coupled with the darkness all around, relying solely on the light of the mobile phone, the picture...
It looks like some kind of evil sacrificial ceremony!
Oda Shingo also felt that this was no longer possible.
Because once Todo Xiangcheng lies down, his physical condition may be exposed, and the scene will be particularly embarrassing.
Any man who has drunk too much water and cannot find a toilet knows that he needs to hunch down when walking on the street.
After all, if something doesn't bend down, something will stick out.
despair--
At this time, there was a soft click on the elevator ceiling, as if something fell on it. But the sound was very soft, maybe it was an illusion.
"Who? Is there anyone?" Oda Shingo asked immediately.
But no one responded.
The two asked several more times, but received no feedback.
"By the way, although the old elevator does not have new devices, it has its own characteristics!" Inspired by the sound, Oda Shingo suddenly came up with a solution, "The elevator roof can be opened!"
"Why?"
"We can climb out from the roof! At least I'm holding you up so you can go up!"
"Really? Maybe it can work!" Todo Xiangcheng's voice was cheerful, feeling that there was hope.
Ordinary girls can't do it, but I'm a boxing practitioner, so I should be able to climb up!
In fact, in the event of an elevator failure, the wisest way to save yourself is to wait for rescue. What both Oda Shingo and Oda did were seeking death, and no good boy would follow suit.
Oda Shingo turned on the flash of his mobile phone, and sure enough he saw a sliding metal railing above the elevator.
"This is the top window that can be opened. I'll ask you to go up."
"I-I'm going up, and I'm going to pull you up again?"
"I can still bear it. You go out first."
"This, this..." Todo Kasumi was actually very hesitant.
In her mind, she has fantasized about the possible development of multiple IF lines, each one of which made her blush...
(End of chapter)