Chapter 704 Liangshan held a shabby version of the Great Juyi? 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Hao Zhao, carrying a golden-backed sword, leaned close to Lu Bu, stared at the picture from the drone, and muttered:
"Isn't the effect of Ma Fei Powder too slow? Why haven't you got the strength yet? If I had to replace it with the Mongolian sweat medicine in Water Margin, I'd probably be lying on the floor long ago."
Hearing these words, Lu Bu suddenly slapped his thigh:
"Yeah, why didn't I think of the colorless and odorless sweat medicine? This stuff is much better than Ma Fei Powder. Next time I see Erlang, I have to ask him to get me three to five hundred kilograms."
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Compared with the experimental Mafei San, Mongolian sweat medicine is an essential medicine for home travel, murder and arson. It is also a bug-like existence in many martial arts novels and Jianghu stories.
Mongolian sweat medicine has no side effects, can be dissolved in water, and can also be added to solid food.
A person who has been numbed will not be able to wake up even if they are dismembered. It is easier to use than anesthetics in the real world. As for relieving this state, it is very simple. Just pour a ladle of cold water on the face. You don't even need an antidote.
After taking Jiameng Pass, Zhang Xiu, Wei Xu and Fazheng went south along the Jialing River to attack Langzhong. As the leader of the law enforcement team, Deng Zhi was promoted by Lu Bu to become the former army staff officer.
At this time, Staff Deng carried forward the characteristic of being diligent and inquiring, and asked in a low voice:
"General, what exactly is Mongolian sweat medicine made of?"
Lu Bu unscrewed the bottle of mineral water and drank the whole bottle as if drinking oral liquid:
"Who knows, anyway, there is this stuff in Jianghu and martial arts novels. If I find Hua Tuo later, I will give him two pounds and shock him for a whole year."
In order to achieve the anesthetic effect, Lao Hua spent half a lifetime experimenting before he came up with a semi-finished anesthetic drug called Ma Fei Powder.
In martial arts novels, any despicable character can easily make Mongolian sweat medicine, and the effect is much better than Ma Fei San. I wonder if Hua Tuo's mentality will explode after being exposed to it.
Hao Zhao picked up Lu Bu's empty mineral water bottle, screwed the cap on, and threw it to the soldiers behind him.
Although empty bottles in the real world are considered garbage, in the world of books, these bottles are treasures. They can not only store various liquids, but also paper and silk; they can be filled with gasoline and dropped on the enemy with drones. , it has become a simple and practical incendiary bomb; it can also be tied together to make a lifebuoy or raft; it can also be used to make a fire when there are no flammable materials in the wild.
In short, it has many uses and is an important strategic material in the army. Once someone throws it away, they will be punished.
Not long after, the soldiers on the city wall began to yawn, and some sat down directly against the female wall, preparing to sleep. Even some of the strong-willed ones were listless at this time, like eggplants beaten by frost.
Seeing this scene, Lu Bu picked up the walkie-talkie and said:
"Start the attack. The first brother to climb to the wall will be upgraded to three levels in a row, plus a tablet!"
In the past, warriors who climbed first were usually rewarded by Marquis of Wanhu, but now that the army's equipment has been improved, and a paralysis BUFF has been added to the defenders, the difficulty of getting there first has been greatly reduced, so it was changed to three levels in a row.
However, the reward seemed to have changed, but because of the tablet computer, it still aroused everyone's competitive spirit.
With a tablet, you can watch movies in your spare time, and learn some knowledge that you usually don't have access to. When you return to Chang'an in the future, you can take out the tablet during a blind date and it will definitely blind the woman's eyes.
It was already evening, the sky was still dark, and the visibility on the city wall was not high. The first batch of warriors put on sneak suits, quietly reached under the wall, used steel crossbows to hit the scratching hook on the city wall, and then used rock climbing The rope climbed slowly along the city wall to the top.
They bypassed the sleepy guards and quietly reached the bottom of the city.
At the same time, Lu Bu asked the drone team to set fire behind the pass. He used the drone to hang a loudspeaker and broadcast the killing cry of attacking the city from the south gate of Jianmen Pass.
These movements caused chaos in the pass, and several guards all ran to the south gate, wondering why there was a sudden cry of killing from their rear.
Taking advantage of this gap, Zhang Ren, Zhang Song and Ji Ping came over with several horses. They used ropes to remove the stones blocking the doorway, and finally opened the door, and Lu Bu led his men to attack.
The Jianmen Pass, which no one in history could break, was just taken.
The next thing is simple. Defeat the resistance in the pass, extinguish the fire, and then disarm the confused guards on the pass wall and imprison them in a room. After the medicine wears off, we can decide whether to stay or go. .
At the Jianmen Captain's Mansion, Lu Bu met Zhang Ren, who had suffered a lot of disaster for several days:
"You have a profound sense of justice and a clear conscience. If you abandon darkness and turn to light, the court will never forget your merits."
Zhang Ren bowed his hands and saluted:
"Dare you risk your life!"
Lu Bu looked at Ji Ping again:
"Zhang Zhongjing's medical school is still short of an assistant to the dean. I have already recommended you to Chang'an. I will send a team to take you to Chang'an tomorrow and study hard. The post of Imperial Physician has been temporarily taken over by Guo Jia. It’s yours if you work hard.”
When Li Ru planned to poison Liu Xie, he deliberately replaced the imperial doctor's order with one of their own.
After Dong Zhuo's fall, these promoted officials were also punished, and the post of Imperial Physician Ling was left vacant.
Liu Xie had no intention of arranging this position, but several veterans kept saying that the post of imperial physician was very important and could not be left vacant, and they repeatedly recommended one of their own to take the position. Naturally, Liu Xie could not believe it and simply appointed Guo Jia as the imperial physician.
Anyway, this guy is proficient in the structure of the human body, so it makes sense to act as a doctor.
After that, the old ministers became honest. Everyone in Chang'an knew what kind of work Guo Jia was. If he kept giving advice without good reason, Guo Fengxiao might come to see a doctor on his own initiative, carrying a medicine box.
In order to avoid being treated by Mrs. Guo, these veterans wisely did not mention this issue again, and repeatedly expressed that Liu Xie accepted advice humbly and had the style of the great ancestor.
Now that the destined imperial physician has appeared, there is no need for Guo Jia, the fake imperial physician, to pretend anymore. It would be safer to replace him with Ji Ping.
Ji Ping did not expect that Marquis Wen would entrust him with important tasks as soon as he saw him, and he was a little frightened:
"General, I only have a superficial understanding of medicine, and I am not qualified for such an important task."
Lu Bu laughed:
"I am a very good judge of people. At first glance, I felt that you are loyal to His Majesty and that you are an indispensable pillar of the great man."
After making arrangements for Ji Ping, Lu Bu asked again:
"Which idiot was the first to climb the wall?"
Deng Zhi reported:
"He is the captain of the advance team, his name is Li Nong."
"He was promoted to captain of the former army and responsible for the military discipline of the entire front army. In addition, he was rewarded with twenty kilograms of beef, ten kilograms of sugar, and two boxes of Erguotou. The other first team members each received ten kilograms of beef, five kilograms of loose powder, and three kilograms of rock sugar."
When Deng Zhi heard this, he immediately took a small book and went to distribute the rewards. Lu Bu told Jia Xu through the intercom, and then hurriedly came to the real world and said something to Li Yu who was eating pickled fish.
Li Yu put down his chopsticks and asked:
“Isn’t it too stingy to only reward the first warriors with some meat and wine?”
Lu Bu waved his hand and said while serving rice for himself:
"Liquor and sugar are both in short supply, and are now being speculated as futures by the aristocratic families in Chang'an. After receiving the rewards, the soldiers quickly took action to exchange their families for clothing, food and other items."
Zhou Ruotong reminded:
"Sugar is a strategic material. You must be careful not to let those aristocratic families accumulate too much and cause trouble."
"Don't worry, brothers and sisters, we are paying attention to the candy we put on the market. If we stock more than a hundred kilograms, Guo Jia will come to our house to drink tea and chat. Some merchants who are driving up prices will even be invited to the Secrecy Bureau... Since the Secrecy Bureau was established, The conduct of merchants in Chang'an has been greatly improved, and each one is more honest and kind than the other. ”
In the past, merchants would constantly adjust commodity prices in order to obtain high profits. However, since Guo Jia rectified the business environment, the relevant merchants would be trembling with fear every time prices fluctuated.
Because Guo Jia once drew a baseline for them. Once the price exceeds, the Secrecy Bureau will visit their homes.
After several bloody incidents, the merchants of Chang'an became honest.
However, Guo Jia did not let them suffer. He would occasionally reward them with small items such as lighters, and repeatedly urged the military to eliminate bandits and ensure the safety of the caravan. In addition, the various roads built by the court caused great losses to the merchants. reduce.
Calculated in this way, the income received not only did not decrease, but actually increased.
Li Yu poured two spoons of pickled fish soup into the bowl. The sour soup was used to soak the rice. It was definitely a great enjoyment to eat it warm.
He asked while eating:
"The next step is to go out to Jianmen Pass to fight Zitong. Does Mr. Wenhe have any plans?"
"No, he said that we can fight at the normal pace. The people of Yizhou may share the same hatred of the enemy at first, but when the army comes to the city, the leading party will definitely be indispensable."
When Liu Bei, a warlord who entered Sichuan, could attract a large number of leading parties, now that the imperial army was ordered to conquer, the aristocratic families in Yizhou would naturally not follow Liu Yan into darkness.
After Zitong, there is Fu County, followed by Mianzhu, Luoxian County, and Xindu. After these three cities are conquered, Chengdu becomes the seat of Yizhou. According to Jia Xu's deduction, there is no need to attack Chengdu at all. As long as Mianzhu, the original seat of Yizhou, is captured, the aristocratic families in Yizhou will send representatives to sue for peace.
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Mianzhu was the residence of Yizhou aristocratic families. The reason why Liu Yan moved his seat to Chengdu was because he felt that he could not suppress the Mianzhu aristocratic family.
This is the same as when Liu Biao changed the seat of Jingzhou from Yicheng to Xiangyang, but the difference is that Liu Yan was more ruthless. In history, he arranged for people to burn Mianzhu, so that the noble families had to go to Chengdu with him.
Now the historical process is completely disrupted, Mianzhu has not been burned, and most of the Yizhou aristocratic families still stay in Mianzhu and wait and see, not completely siding with Liu Yan.
If the emperor was ignored and completely turned into a puppet, they would naturally flock to Liu Yan's side immediately.
But now the emperor is civilized and martial, and the whole court is united as one, and is vigorously attacking the princes who are entrenched in various places. At this time, you are still holding your neck and singing against the court. Are you crazy?
The princes with quick eyelids all left themselves a backup plan. Even Cao Aman retreated again and again and did not conflict with the imperial army. However, a few Liu family members had undue greed for the country of Han Dynasty. .
Liu Yu and Liu Yan are the representatives among them, but Liu Biao, without the support of the Jingxiang family, is now much more honest.
After Lu Bu finished pulling a bowl of rice, he hurried back to the book world and continued his work.
After Yunxiao finished eating the delicious pickled fish, he said to Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong:
"My husband and sister will continue eating. I will arrange for Shimin Wujia to go to the Wa Palace. The two little friends prepared a set of backgammon as a gift for my mother-in-law, and asked everyone to keep it a secret. Little did I know that my mother-in-law already knew about it."
Li Yu: "..."
Concealing a secret from a saint in the book world is as difficult as installing an elevator on Mount Everest, but the old mother will definitely pretend not to know. She has always been very indulgent towards her children.
After Yunxiao left, Li Yu took a mouthful of rice and asked in a low voice:
"Daughter-in-law, there is no statue of your god in the book world yet. What shape are you going to get?"
Zhou Ruotong was a little surprised:
"Why do you suddenly want to make a statue of a god for me?"
"Isn't this to help you accumulate merit and build a golden body? With the merit and golden body, you will have more room for activities in the book world."
"Let's talk about it after Conferring Gods, don't be in a hurry."
In the world of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, Li Shimin and Changsun Wugou were wearing brand new clothes and holding boxes made of high-end mahogany. Inside were chess pieces that the two of them had ground together from black and white stones.
Changsun Sheng raised his head to look at the sky, then raised his wrist to look at his Casio watch:
"Is the Holy Mother of the Clouds arriving soon?"
Li Shimin said:
"It should be soon. The Fourth Mistress is not like the Third Mistress, who is always on time."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yun Xiao appeared from mid-air wearing a hoodie and jeans. She slowly landed, and Zhang Sun Sheng and others quickly saluted.
Yunxiao released his spiritual consciousness, pointed at the Fenhe River not far away and said:
"There are some dead bodies at the bottom of the water. It will cause a plague after next spring. Let's find someone to salvage them. This can prevent the common people from being affected."
Changsun Sheng raised his hands and agreed:
"Thank you for informing me, I will have someone salvage it right now."
Yun Xiao nodded, holding Li Shimin in one hand and Changsun Wugou in the other, and the three of them disappeared in full view of everyone.
In the Wa Palace, Li Fengyang was sitting cross-legged on the sofa eating chicken feet with pickled peppers. When he saw Li Shimin and his eldest grandson Wugao, he immediately sat upright and assumed the posture of a big sister:
"Why don't you salute me when you see me?"
Mu Guiying on the side answered for Li Shimin:
"You are too short. You look like a pillow when you sit on the sofa. Who can see you?"
Li Fengyang glanced at her speechlessly:
"We are having a family dinner, can you step aside?"
"No, because I am also a member of the family and I am tired of logging!"
Li Shimin and Changsun Wugu suppressed their laughter, and first saluted the empress, and then gave them gifts that they had prepared for several days. The empress was very happy, and each of them was rewarded with a spiritual fruit that could eliminate disasters.
Mu Guiying asked into the sky:
"Fourth, what did our family eat today?"
"The pickled fish has some old tofu in it, and it tastes good."
Mu Guiying was greedy all of a sudden, and planned to go back to the real world to have a meal, and then have a snack dinner with Li Fengyang's family.
Just as she was about to leave, the empress suddenly said:
"Tell my stinky son that after receiving the marriage certificate, take him to the book world and I will bless him with a red hydrangea."
"Okay Master... what about ours? When will the fourth child, me, and Fairy Little Chan use the red hydrangea to bless us? As a mother-in-law, you can't favor one over the other!"
"Go and eat your pickled fish... When my son comes to the world in the book, he will not be without the blessing of the red hydrangea."
Mu Guiying curled her lips and hummed "I am a pickled fish, sour, vegetable and superfluous" before leaving the Wa Palace and going to a B&B in the real world for dinner.
In the next two days, the world in the book developed steadily.
Wu Song successively bought 20,000 quilts from the quilt factory. Hearing that a partner of the hospital had a backlog of thousands of quilts, he simply bought them all and asked Li Shimin and Mu Guiying to share them equally.
It's already April in the Three Kingdoms World, and it's the end of March in the Water Margin World. Neither world needs quilts.
The world of Yangjiafu Romance and the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties have entered winter.
The quilts transported to Muke Village were quickly transferred to Dingbei City with the help of Zhang Daoling, so that Zhao Xue and the soldiers had something to keep out the cold.
In fact, compared to other places, there are hot springs inside and outside Dingbei City, which are not particularly cold. Zhao Xue also had people grow vegetables next to the hot springs, which shocked the locals.
You can actually eat crispy cucumbers and various vegetables on a snowy day. To people on the grassland, this is more of a miracle than a miracle.
Zhang Qing learned a set of marksmanship from Zhou Tong, and also learned the Yuhuan Step that Wu Song was good at. His infantry combat ability and marksmanship were significantly improved.
When his mother came to Qilin Village, mother and son were finally reunited.
Upon hearing that her son was going to find his daughter-in-law, Zhang Qing's mother took out the family hairpin without saying a word and asked her son to take it with her as a gift for her daughter-in-law.
Hu Sanniang, Zhao Fujin and others organized a spring sports meeting at Qilin Village Primary School, and then followed Shan Xiongxin to Xingzhou. After taking Xingzhou, they connected Zhending Mansion and Handan, and their own territory had sufficient strategic depth.
Next, we have to quickly eat up Tian Hu's territory, so that we can take in both sides of Taihang Mountain.
With the Taihang Mountains, it is equivalent to having an invincible position, because the Taihang Mountains are connected in all directions, and even if the court sends a large army to conquer, it will be of no avail.
What's more, the imperial army is currently attacking Liangshan in Shandong and has no time to take into account the situation in Hebei.
Although Liu Bei was in charge of Zhending Mansion, he was well aware of Liangshan's movements.
Gao Qiu had already led many generals to attack Liangshan, not only losing troops but also losing generals. Several seconded generals also surrendered to Liangshan, and the imperial court became the captain of the transportation team sending people and equipment.
The Liangshan side is also developing in full swing. Not long ago, a large gathering was held to enfeoff twenty-four heavenly gangs and forty-eight deshas. This was reduced by one-third from the thirty-six tiangangs and seventy-two deshas in the original work, and most of them They are all crooked and cracked, and the lineup is relatively shabby.
It is said that at the Dajuyi event, Wu Yong wanted to list Chao Gai Gongsun Shengsan, Ruan Linchong and others as Liangshan rebels, but Song Jiang strongly vetoed it.
Gongsun Sheng was able to kill Liangshan Bo by himself. Now that he has finally passed through it, it would be a bit of a humiliation for him to mention this again.
Based on the situation there, Liu Bei wrote a long letter to Li Yu. In addition to reporting on the current situation, he also deduced the situation in Liangshan:
"Song Jiang and others should be ordered to peace in the future and lead an army to conquer Hebei... I have placed informants in Dongping Prefecture, Dongchang Prefecture and other places. Once the Liangshan army goes north, I will personally lead the army to attack it."
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On the high-speed train to the capital, Li Yu read this letter and handed it to Zhou Ruotong beside him:
"Xuande wants to deal with the Liangshan bandits personally. When the time comes, he will have to lend him the imperial seal. If Jiutian Xuannv dares to mess around, shoot Dongfeng 41 and give some color to the gods and Buddhas in the sky!"
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