Chapter 706 Mu Guiying: No, there is also Lao Wu? 【Ask for monthly ticket】
As night fell, Li Yu stood on the balcony, admiring the night view outside the window. Zhou Ruotong was half lying on the sofa, holding up his mobile phone and making a video call with his best friend Gu Ying.
"Tongtong, congratulations on getting the certificate and becoming Boss Li's legal wife. I wanted to give you a gift, but I can't bring it to the country. It's a pity."
Zhou Ruotong said doubtfully:
"What are you going to give me?"
Gu Ying held up a box and showed it in front of the camera, then opened it. Inside was a Walter PPK pistol. The exaggerated bright silver gun body was dotted with complicated golden patterns. It looked like a collector's item at first glance.
Zhou Ruotong sat up straight in surprise:
"Have you started smuggling arms?"
"No, my husband saw Boss Lin making spicy hot pot two days ago. He wanted to try it, but the smell attracted the arms dealer next door. During the meal, I said I liked 007's PPK, and the man gave it to me. I have a pistol with a silencer... It’s a pity that I can’t bring it into the country, otherwise I would give it to you.”
Zhou Ruotong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
A meal of spicy hot pot is exchanged for a collectible PPK. Is an arms dealer so approachable?
She reminded:
"Isn't he approaching you intentionally?"
At this point, Zhou Ruotong remembered that Zhang Hao had a tattoo on his body. Even if the other party really had ulterior motives, there was a high probability that it would end without any problem.
After all, no matter how powerful the arms dealer is, he can't stop luck.
As long as he has bad thoughts against Gu Ying and his wife, he might end up out of control one day.
It can be seen from Zhang Ren's experience that bad luck can really kill people!
It was early morning over Gu Ying's side, and she was having breakfast with milk:
"My man is very confident in this aspect. He feels that the arms dealer just wants to make friends... After going abroad, this little kid is like a fish entering the sea. Whether it is a Middle Easterner, a Jew or a native of South America, he can make friends with anyone. I even doubt whether he is the legendary innate traitor."
As soon as Gu Ying said this, Zhang Hao sat over, picked up the beef sandwich prepared by the nanny and took a bite:
"You can joke about other things, but don't use the word traitor. I will not betray any national interests... Teacher Zhou, congratulations on getting the certificate. Boss Li's copywriting in the circle of friends is really good. I plan to use it for my wedding. Give all guests a little shock.”
"No problem, use it whatever you want."
Li Yu came over and said hello to Zhang Hao:
"Aren't there two arms dealers in your community? If you are good with this one, will the other arms dealer hold a grudge?"
"No, yesterday at the racetrack, I met the arms dealer and asked him to buy the same numbers as me, and then I made a small profit of one hundred thousand dollars. He called me the lucky son and invited me to the dinner he held at the end of the month."
Good guy, if you don't deal with these two arms dealers, they will all become friends with you, right?
After chatting for a while, Gu Ying and Zhang Hao finished breakfast and went about their own business.
Li Yu lay down next to Tong Baobao, resting his head on her thigh and asked:
"Should we go to the supermarket to buy some food or something? Aren't your classmates coming for dinner tomorrow? I'm still waiting to show off my skills."
Zhou Ruotong pinched Li Yu's ears and said:
"Go to the supermarket tomorrow morning. You can buy whatever you want. Don't buy too much. We will go back the day after tomorrow. If you buy too much, you won't be able to finish it. It will be a waste."
Li Yu nodded:
"Don't worry, I know what I know."
The next morning, the young couple wore new clothes and went to the gate of the community to eat fried liver and steamed buns. This was a newly opened shop. Some customers said the taste was decent and authentic; some said it was not good and not authentic. Li Yu's mind was filled with jokes about "Our old BJ has no way, he's all pure".
After breakfast, Li Yu and Professor Zhou walked around the neighborhood and tried a time-honored sugar pancake.
Needless to say, using sugar and flour to fry the fried pancakes does have a different texture.
"Xiaochan likes to eat sugar pancakes very much. You can learn from Boss Lin and fry them for her again."
"Okay, I'll do some research when I get back, but you can't spoil your children too much. You have to follow your taste. You are the most important thing in our family."
At nine o'clock in the morning, the supermarket opened, and the two of them went to buy some vegetables, meat, seafood and other ingredients.
Zhou Ruotong's house has been renovated for almost two years, and no one has lived in it. The room looks very clean now because Zhao Peimin brought someone from the housekeeping company to clean it last week.
When Li Yu was preparing to treat guests to dinner in the capital, Mu Guiying was bargaining with Brother Dao in Yinzhou:
"You are a noble heavenly master. You can't even have a blizzard that lasts for a month? The Changshengtian has fallen, and the grassland has no gods to protect it. It is normal for the snow to get out of control. More grassland people will freeze to death. We will sweep the north tomorrow for spring." It’s easier.”
Although this year they reached the vicinity of the Holy Mountain of the Grassland for the first time, they only opened a narrow passage. If it is not widened next year, the grassland people will sooner or later turn Dingbei City into an enclave of China.
Mu Guiying originally wanted the gods to help bring trouble to the grassland, but she was worried that it would cause karma to everyone, so she approached Brother Dao, a master of heaven.
The Liusha River in Journey to the West can be turned into an ordinary river, so it’s not difficult to end up with a month-long white snow on the grassland, right?
If it really snows like this, next year's expedition to the grassland will be extremely smooth.
It can no longer even be called a conquest, but a humanitarian rescue... No matter how cold the grassland people are, they can't stand the white snow that lasts for a month.
White snow is a term for strong winds and blizzards. When white snow falls, visibility is almost zero. People in the wild will lose their sense of direction.
Some people would lose their way and freeze to death in the heavy snow just after leaving the yurt to urinate.
"Woof~"
Brother Dao hesitated, considered for a moment, and drew three vertical lines on the ground with his paw.
Mu Guiying's face lit up and she quickly asked:
"You think one month is too little, so you take the initiative to ask for three months, right?"
Brother Dao: "..."
Your face reminds me of a greedy guy.
It let out a low roar, and Mu Guiying understood again:
"Thirty days, right? Got it!"
"Woof woof woof!"
Brother Dao is going crazy. Even if Li Fuyu bargains, why is the wife he is looking for looking so greedy?
Seeing that she had not guessed correctly, Mu Guiying tentatively began to lower the price:
"Three weeks, right?"
Brother Dao no longer wanted to respond. He just wanted to go to the living room of the B&B and use the young lady's stockings to soothe the pain in his heart.
Mu Guiying finally became discouraged:
"Can it only be three days?"
"Woof!"
"Let's add one more day, four days. Four days of heavy snowfall will freeze a lot of bugs and germs to death, which can be considered a good thing."
Brother Dao was afraid that she would come up with something wrong again, so he quickly agreed, and then ran to the living room of the B&B. When he heard the young lady inside discussing the matching skills of gray stockings, the guy hurriedly went to the carpet and listened carefully.
Yun Xiao walked out of the restaurant, looked at Mu Guiying and asked with a smile:
"Have you finished talking to Master Tian Dao?"
"Yes, after we finished chatting, I tried hard to get it to agree to a four-day blizzard... But that's okay. This year there was a blizzard, which froze to death a number of wolf-hearted livestock. Next year we will take over the grassland, and there will be abundant pasture to develop animal husbandry. Industry.”
Yunxiao handed the frosted cashew nuts she made to Mu Guiying:
"I made it according to Boss Lin's tutorial. Let's try and taste it... If you think four days of blizzard are not enough, I can add a few more days."
Yunxiao can directly bypass the heaven and the four gods of wind, rain, thunder and lightning, and directly transfer abundant water resources from the great lakes in the south for artificial rainfall.
A few days ago, in Water Margin, it was said that large areas of rain fell in Yue World, and this method was used.
This not only alleviates the drought in the north, but also reduces the probability of flood disasters in the south... It can be regarded as a "South-to-North Water Diversion" on a quasi-sage level.
Mu Guiying said:
"Sister Yunxiao, don't take action. If it brings you karma, my husband will feel bad. When we take Xixia and prepare to attack the Western Regions, you can take action again. Help me build a canal that leads directly from the plateau to Turpan. , turning the desert areas of the Western Region into a land of plenty.”
Immortals can adjust the landforms outside China, which is what Zhao Gongming did in Dingbeicheng.
Before the Western Region was recovered, a canal was built, which was considered a bug. After the canal was repaired, troops were sent to occupy it. It was a pleasure.
Yunxiao agreed:
"No problem, if you need me to take action, just ask."
Mu Guiying was eating frosted cashew nuts and was about to bring some to Li Fengyang when Li Shimin came. "Little Taizong, try the delicacies cooked by your fourth wife, and bring some to Wu Kuai later."
Li Shimin came over and tasted it, and his eyes lit up:
"The cooking skills of the fourth wife are really amazing. These cashews are so fragrant and sweet that I can eat them all day long."
Mu Guiying complained:
"No wonder you are getting high in your later years. If you eat like this, an Iron Man will suffer from coronary heart disease and high blood pressure... Is there anything wrong here? Do you want to be beaten by your sister again?"
Two days ago, Li Shimin went to the Wa Palace to visit Li Fengyang, and as expected, he was beaten up by the eldest sister.
The lawless little Taizong was unable to resist Li Fengyang, which profoundly illustrates the terrifying and oppressive power of such a creature as "sister".
Li Shimin sighed and said:
"Some girls are so weak on the surface that they can't even unscrew the bottle cap, but secretly, they can easily unscrew the Tianling Cap of their biological brother... I originally missed my eldest sister, but I will miss her for at least three months."< br>
He went excitedly, but returned with a bruised nose and face. Li Shimin was very dissatisfied with this family gathering.
He sighed and then raised his hand to Yunxiao:
"To report to Fourth Master, the dead bodies from the bottom of the river have been fished out and reburied. I have also appointed the Fenhe Order to monitor the changes in water quality. I came here today just to ask Mr. to buy some water quality testing equipment... Hey, where is Mr.? Not at the B&B? ”
Mu Guiying sighed:
"I'm going to the capital with your wife to get a marriage certificate. You can check online to see if there are any relevant equipment. If so, I'll place an order for you."
Upon hearing this, Li Shimin quickly said:
"Third Mistress, don't worry, your husband will definitely get a marriage certificate from you in the future."
"Tch, I don't bother to get the certificate from him, but if he begs me... There is bigamy in the real world, so forget it. Don't accidentally send him to prison. I will have to brave the wind and snow then. Deliver meals.”
Li Shimin: "..."
Third Master, are you thinking too far ahead?
According to his understanding, once his husband commits any crime here, Grandma Nuwa will definitely take him to live in the Wa Palace as soon as possible.
As doting as Grandma Nuwa was, she would never let her son suffer at all.
The little guy grabbed a handful of cashews and was about to continue eating when he saw Yue Fei coming in wearing Anta sportswear and quickly said hello:
"Brother Fei, come and try the frosted cashews made by Fourth Master. They are very sweet and delicious."
Yue Fei came over and bowed to Mu Guiying and Yun Xiao:
"General Zilong used the technique of fire attack to successfully capture Fan Yang, the seat of Zhuo County. Now he is repairing the city wall and plans to use Fan Yang as a frontline stronghold to welcome the counterattack of the Liao Kingdom."
He came here today to drive away the pump truck and get some concrete to repair the collapsed and cracked areas of the city wall.
Mu Guiying asked:
"Do you have steel bars?"
"No, but there are bamboos that can be used as steel bars temporarily, as long as they don't collapse."
Without Li Yu, Mu Guiying took charge.
She first asked the mixing station to send the pump truck, and then reported the amount of concrete to be used that night. By the way, she also prepared a diesel generator for Yue Fei to use when pouring concrete.
After making these arrangements, Mu Guiying called Wu Song and asked him to buy two water pumps from the city and send them over.
When pouring concrete into an earth wall, it needs to be poured with water first so that it can be firmly bonded together.
With more exposure to modern knowledge, the Queen has now become an expert in architecture.
Li Shimin opened his circle of friends and saw Li Yufa’s updates. He quickly liked it and commented:
"I wish my husband and his wife to live in harmony and stay together forever."
Then he took a screenshot and saved it, preparing to go back and let his grandson Wujiu also see this unique wedding speech.
Wu Song quickly sent the water pump over. Yue Fei first transported the diesel generator away, then took the water pump over and went to work over there.
Li Shimin put the frosted cashew nuts into a food bag, took the clothes, shoes and gloves that Mu Guiying bought for his grandson Wujia, and returned to the world in the book.
Mu Guiying and Yun Xiao are left in the B&B again.
"Fourth, what shall we eat for lunch?"
Yunxiao is watching Korean fried chicken tutorials online:
"How about trying fried chicken? I heard that fried chicken with sweet and spicy sauce is good, I want to try it."
"Okay, if it tastes good, we'll name it Fried Chicken Forgetting the Husband, and forget the stinky man with delicious food... Why do you think the four of us are obsessed with this guy and get entangled with this guy?"
Yunxiao smiled slightly:
"How do you know it's four?"
Mu Guiying was stunned for a moment, then looked at Yunxiao with shocked eyes:
"No, my master also arranged for Lao Wu?"
Yunxiao shook his head:
"No, but there is such a possibility in the future. My mother-in-law and I did not interfere. We just wanted to let it develop naturally, because once we intervene, new variables may arise, which is not a good thing for the human race."
Mu Guiying blinked:
"Then nip it in the bud. Do you really plan to have more than one child?"
Yunxiao shook his head and spoke his mind:
"It actually doesn't matter how many women your husband has. What's important is that the stability of the people in the book cannot be broken... The empress said that she already regretted using you and me to bind her husband. She should let nature take its course and force it. Interfering with feelings is likely to bring backlash. Fortunately, Master Tiandao and Dundun are willing to help, so there are no negative consequences.”
"Then may I know who it is?"
"Not yet... In order to prevent you from having random thoughts, I will ask my mother-in-law to block this memory from you later, so that you will not keep exploring this matter and ultimately affect the structure of the world in the book."
Mu Guiying waved her hand indifferently:
"Okay, okay, anyway, since I was a child, I don't know how many memories have been blocked."
After Yun Xiao finished speaking, he went to the kitchen to prepare fried chicken. Mu Guiying made a video call to Zhou Ruotong, complaining that he didn't have enough to eat or wear warm clothes at home. Now he could only eat fried chicken to satisfy his hunger, and urgently needed a few new sets of clothes to comfort him. Cold little red heart.
Zhou Ruotong said with a smile:
"I will go to Guomao to buy clothes for you in the afternoon, and buy a few more sets."
"Thank you, Sister Zhou!"
At noon, Yunxiao made two large pots of fried chicken, mixed with mustard honey sauce, American sweet and spicy sauce, Thousand Island sauce, pastoral sauce and other different flavor sauces, which made Mu Guiying full of food.
Li Shimin was a bit of a thief, so he set an alarm clock there and came to eat at that time.
He was enjoying the meal, but when he heard that it was made in Korean style, he immediately had the idea of conquering Goguryeo. He also planned to take away some historical books to summarize the failure of the three conquests of Goguryeo.
As a result, Yunxiao has gone against the flow of time and read these contents:
"The difficulty of Goguryeo lies in the swamps and mud of Liaodong. During the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Cao's expedition to Liaodong was because he was caught in a dilemma in the quagmire. Later, Tian Chou came up with a plan to take a detour and attack far away, which was effective... Later, the reason why the Gongsun family in Liaodong was arrogant was because he was caught in a dilemma. The imperial army could not break through the swamp, but unfortunately Sima Yi was lucky and crossed over. The Gongsun clan immediately showed its original shape and lost the ability to resist. "
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, then asked:
"Was Yang Guang's three expeditions to Goguryeo also because of the quagmire?"
"It has a lot to do with it, but the reason for his failure is that the imperial commander personally conquered Liaodong. If he hadn't been so happy and appointed a general at random, Liaodong could have been conquered... You didn't take all the land in Liaodong. In fact, the same is true. The emperor personally conquered, It seems that morale is high, but everything needs to be reported, and it is very easy to delay the battle. ”
The swamps in the Liaodong region have always been a headache for ancient rulers. It was not until the end of the Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China's invasion of Guandong that the Liaodong region launched a vigorous land reclamation campaign, which was finally relieved and turned into fertile farmland.
However, after seeing the news about seawater intrusion a few days ago, Yunxiao felt that the terrain was still too low. In the future, he could ask Brother Dao to help change the landscape of the world in the book.
It doesn’t matter how high the altitude is, at least it can’t be flooded with seawater. This is like a natural disaster to the people.
Especially the saline-alkali land formed by sea water takes many years to be transferred.
If there is another reverse irrigation, everything will be over, and the Liaodong Plain will gradually become a barren land.
While enjoying the fried chicken here, Li Yu also cooked a large table of dishes in the capital for a banquet for Zhou Ruotong's close friends and classmates.
At the same time, in the Three Kingdoms world, as Kong Rong's article scolding Yuan Shao spread, the battle plan to hunt down Yuan Benchu was also put on Yuwen Chengdu's desk...
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