Chapter 992, Puchi
On the long table now there is only Adam’s chattering voice. Sometimes the psychiatrist can also be a chatterbox.
Adam: "The analysis and calculation capabilities of computers will always surpass humans in a short period of time, but when it comes to long-term analysis, computers are constrained by the limitations of the program. No matter how powerful your computing capabilities are, It's fast and has strong combined computing power, but if you don't have computing software or an upgraded version, your ability can basically only be controlled within the range that the software can express, so I think you sometimes need it. Human guidance, you might as well look at me in front of you at this time, I can help you and give you a lot of guidance from human thinking. "
The small electric device standing between Ye Lin's plates and bowls. The snake ignored him at all, and the mechanical voice only said: "Girl, we need to have a good talk. I have the following views on power."
A big spoon came over unexpectedly...
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Adam suddenly picked up the spoon, scooped out the little blue electric snake that he dared not touch, and put it in front of him with a harmonious smile on his face.
Adam: "Please listen to me carefully. What you need most right now is not to talk to a girl, but to know what a girl's joy is. Only when she likes you and is willing to listen to what you say casually , so that she can listen to your opinion."
The little blue electric snake twisted its whole body a few times, with a strong sense of disgust exuding.
It jumped back to Ye Lin and said mechanically: "Girl, you really don't understand what power is. Power can bring everything to any human being, and it is also important to you. "
Ye Lin: "If you insist on asking me what I think is important, I only want your dungeon, and it is a dungeon that is handed over to the Queen's team, not just given to you. I'm alone, and I want the kind of method I can only get when I show up in the dungeon."
A wooden spoon appears with furtiveness and lightning again.
The little blue electric snake was well prepared this time. It swelled up. Just now it was only as thick as a finger, but now it was about the thickness of a rolling pin, and it suddenly released an electric current.
But this time Adam also thought in advance that he was holding a wooden spoon, and wood does not conduct electricity.
The little blue electric snake returned to Adam again and faced Adam's amiable smile.
Adam recommended himself very hard: "Please believe in my professional experience. I have rich experience in dealing with female patients with mental illness. I am the one who understands female psychology. I know what they like and what they want." What don’t you like? In addition, you heard the girl just now say that she likes the food I cooked. Let’s put it this way, I have some experience in pleasing this respectable girl who must please you. If you listen to it, you won’t miss anything. Besides, absorb it. Isn’t it your instinct as a computer to enrich different knowledge? ”
Adam is really a hard-working person who strives to earn overtime pay.
But the person he faced was Zhinao, a guy who made people think of being on guard at all times.
Ye Lin happily ate and listened happily, while paying careful attention to Zhinao.
Ye Lin would not be surprised at all if Zhinao fell in love with Adam for a while in this kind of nagging like chanting sutras.
Don’t forget who this is!
The intelligent brain, which has occupied a place in textbooks from elementary school to middle school to college, has been the most feared alien species of mankind for a thousand years.
She just thought of this, Adam was still thinking about it, and sure enough, Zhinao became impatient and went crazy.
This time the little blue electric snake jumped to the middle of the long table, where everyone was enjoying the delicious food.
It sprouted two little electric arms out of thin air, crossed its waist in an imposing manner, and the mechanical voice began to scream: "If this idiot pesters me again, I will tell you about your nonsense about girls behind your back!"< br>
Ye Lin, who almost made a move to block it, was stunned: "Huh?"
Did it make such a move?
And what does it mean?
Her team is criticizing Her Majesty the Queen behind her back?
Her team, including her, are poor at times and don't like to suffer verbal losses, but the whole team talks about her randomly. This is impossible.
Ye Lin shook her head and gave Zhinao a look of pity: "What other tricks are you playing?"
Before Zhinao could answer, Johnny became extremely angry.
His face turned purple, he clenched his fists angrily, stood up and roared: "How dare you!"
Shan couldn't stand it anymore: "Please allow me to say something about a psychiatrist before I can publish it. My opinion, Johnny, you really didn’t admit it.”
Ye Lin’s face was full of surprise, and it started to fall again: “Huh? Are you really talking about me behind my back?” "
She suddenly took a shot of blood, picked up the wine glass and took a sip, and said enthusiastically: "Give you a chance to speak up quickly, otherwise I will be angry."
Johnny's anger seemed to come back with an uppercut at this moment, hitting his master in the face.
Johnny ate in a daze, anxious and too ashamed to open his mouth: "This, this, this, this"
This scene made Zhinao very happy: "Oh Hehehehe, yohehe, yohehe.”
The pair of electric snakes were crossed in the middle of the little blue electric snake, as if the tiny electric currents on the waist were now crossed on the head, as if they were comparing their hearts to each other.
It started to be arrogant: "Give me the Almighty Girl, and I will keep your secrets. Hurry up!"
Ye Lin quit after hearing this: "I'm my own, it's none of your business!"
The blue light flashed, and the little electric snake ran to her in a hurry, and said in a comforting tone: "You Just bear with it for a while, and you can be happy again."
Ye Lin simply replied: "Fuck you! Who wants to go home with you?"
Imitate its tone: "The Universal Dungeon can only be mine. Just bear with it and leave it to me. You will be happy again."
But such jokes did not inspire the surrounding people. The environment and the atmosphere around the long table were extremely tense.
Yue Feng remained silent.
Adam concentrated on eating.
Johnny's neck was thickened, and the skin exposed by wearing short-sleeved clothes in a constant temperature of 26 degrees, such as his arms, was all purple.
Shan put a spoonful of soup into his mouth, and then he couldn't take out the spoon. He stopped there.
Liang's performance was the most unique. He lowered his body and had a unique look as if he was hiding his head under the table.
Seeing this scene, Ye Lin was stunned for a moment. She flashed her eyelashes and said in a more gentle tone: "Ha, what's wrong with you? It's okay for you to talk about me behind my back. People all over the world do it. You may be talking about Miss Predictor behind my back."
Liang: "But you will mind. It's embarrassing to see you. Please allow me to hide my face until this matter is resolved."
< br>As he spoke, his whole body sank even lower, and he almost got under the table.
Johnny's teeth chattered: "Yue, Yue Yue, you tell me."
Shan pulled out the spoon from his mouth and gave him a white look: "Whoever caused it is the one to blame."
Bai Zhinao glanced again: "I was thinking just now. Actually, I thank you for exposing this little secret that we are all worried about in public. Let's talk about it today. We will all sincerely ask the girl for forgiveness. What will you do next? You can still threaten us. Where? You are finished, we will all agree to list you as a Queen and refuse to come in from now on."
Mechanical voice: "I am the base intelligence brain, and I have received Mr. Shan's proposal. And I am very happy to express my deep gratitude for this. Dear owner Mr. Yue Feng, I have previously proposed that I search and merge the traffic of this independent computer. You are the strongest on this planet, so I should also be in the electronic field. The strongest, no one."
Yue Feng: "I have always wanted to agree with you, but if you are away, my base may be attacked by some unknown attacks that we cannot detect in advance."
Basic Brain: "But you agreed to my doing this today, right? When I merge this traffic, I will change the Universal Dungeon to the Queen's Dungeon and give it to the respected girl."
Yue Feng: "I like your proposal and agree to your merger."
Zhinao shouted: "Wait!"
Basic Zhinao: "If you have anything to say, tell me quickly before you disappear."
The little blue electric snake jumped in front of Johnny: " You don’t have to say it. You can choose to talk to me about the ownership of Almighty Girl. You don’t have to say what you said behind your back.”
Johnny was furious: “I’ve tolerated you long enough. !”
Punched hard.
Bang!
The little blue electric snake may have forgotten that it did not discharge electricity to fight back. It had already slipped aside and its punch could only hit the table.
Some of the plates and bowls on the long table jumped up under the strong hammering, and then fell down with a clatter, "bang bang bang".
Broken the two cups in front of Johnny and the bowl he was eating from.
Johnny got out of control. He picked up a hard piece of bread and smashed it at the little blue electric snake. No one tried to persuade him. Everyone knew Johnny's temper. He started violently. It is difficult to stop him, and Yue Feng's small team is not in the mood to stop him at this time.
Just let Johnny vent his anger on Zhinao, and vent everyone's anger at the same time. The sound of smashing on the long table kept coming, and Johnny was really angry.
The splashed vegetable juices painted on his clothes, and the area was getting bigger and bigger.
The little blue electric snake jumped left and right on the table, and then realized that the anger of the person opposite was not ordinary anger, so it also disappeared on the spot.
This is Zhinao taking back his own clone on his own initiative.
Ye Lin was stunned and understood something. She asked Yue Feng in a low voice: "You didn't mean to talk about me behind my back, did you? Coach, if Johnny said something again, I won't be angry with him. Even if I am angry, I will not be angry with you either.”
Facing this girl's crystal clear and pure heart, Yue Feng couldn't even make a sincere expression. He continued silently: "Thank you."
"Huhu."
Tired, angry and Johnny, who was gasping for breath, got angry: "No, let's speak out. I can't stand that electronic bastard coming to blackmail us again."
Adam said coolly: "Why are you blackmailing us? ? You are the only one who said the wrong thing!"
The words seemed to turn into a needle and pierce the shell of Johnny's inflatable man.
Johnny sat down on the chair dejectedly, and after sitting down with a plop, he lowered his head and remained motionless.
Ye Lin couldn't help but feel sorry for him.
Although Jonny is tall and tall, he is usually the most playful and seems to be indifferent, but in fact, he is mostly a fragile child at heart.
Emotionally lacking Ye Lindu is more like an adult than Qiao Ni.
Ye Lin said gently: "Johnny, no matter what you said, I will never be angry with you. We are still good friends and good teammates."
Johnny looked up at her, and some light gradually came out of his eyes. Then he took a deep breath, stood up and said: "I'm sorry, girl, what I said is just what I said. It has nothing to do with Yue at all. I swear what I said At that time, there was no meaning of blasphemy against you. If it were, I would be struck by lightning and die worse than my father being blown to ashes."
Ye Lin was startled: "You are not allowed. "Say this, Johnny, I don't think you have said it before."
Johnny was emotional and said, "I like you very, very much. You saved me and my mother, and so did I." I like Yue very much. He saved me from sinking into the darkness. I returned to the light on the path he pointed out. My mother can rest assured that he has also saved my mother and me. Have I told you about my neighbors? They ended up on the road of gangsters. Their mother was the one who collected the corpses. I like you two. I only accept you two as a couple, but Yue refuses to take the initiative, so I will. Behind your back, I tell everyone that if you are willing, we will sacrifice the president to you, just to make you happy, because you will also have physiological needs."
He was ashamed: "I'm sorry. , All this is what I said, and it has nothing to do with Yue or anyone else."
These words were completely out of Ye Lin's mind. She opened her mouth wide, and there was only shock and confusion in her big bright eyes. shock.
Her mind was spinning wildly, trying to understand what Johnny said, and her eyes were filled with shock and a dull look that would not move under intense thinking.
Yue Feng froze and looked at her, a little worried.
Adam was at a loss.
Shan was dumbfounded in this situation.
Only Liang jumped up, knocked Johnny to the ground with one punch, and cursed: "Asshole, I told you so many times before, don't talk nonsense! Don't think too much about the savior we must respect! You were like this to Yue before, but Yue saved us from becoming gangsters at that time! Now it’s the girl who has saved me and our family, but you still have this bad character that you can’t change!”
Ye Lin was awakened from her thoughts. She stood up instinctively and stretched out her arms to stop her weakly: "Liang, don't do it!"
Then suddenly an irrepressible smile came over her. In her heart, Ye Lin laughed loudly.
"Hahahaha! Johnny, you mean to let the coach pursue me, right? Hahahaha, the coach is keeping his filial piety."
The laughter suddenly disappeared.
Ye Lin looked at everyone very seriously: "Well, this joke is not funny at all. The coach is observing filial piety, and we all see that he is very serious about it. In fact, there is no such thing as observing filial piety. Many people are willing to do it, but there are also many people who don't know. When my parents passed away, my aunt taught me to burn incense at home, and I learned that I can do this. However, one of my classmates did not burn incense in his heart. Silently. There is a classmate in the next class who doesn’t do it at all. She plays for fun every day, and we all have to respect her.”
Ye Lin had never seen Yue Feng burn incense like she did, but the entire Queen knew that Yue Feng was conscientiously observing his filial piety.
Ye Lin turned to Yue Feng again: "Please don't be angry with Johnny. He is a compatriot on the same planet as us, but he doesn't know that there are differences in customs between countries. He said you are here Don’t be angry if you pursue me during your mourning period. Phew!”
Ye Lin laughed again.
The coach pursues me?
Why is this so funny?
Ye Lin didn't know what was so funny about it, but she felt it was very funny at this moment.
She quickly sat down and picked up the chopsticks in one hand, and the knife and fork in the other hand. When the chopsticks in her right hand moved, her left hand held two in one hand, and the knife and fork made a sound. The sound sounded like an ending drumbeat.
Ye Lin didn’t want to talk any more. She made her final statement: “For me, who lacks emotions, this joke is not funny at all. Please hurry up and come up with another joke that I find funny. Thank you. . ”
Then I immersed myself in eating, which is the most delicious thing. The coach is pursuing me or something!
She squirted.
He hurriedly pulled out tissues and small towels to make amends.
The robot and Adam also helped clean up. After quickly cleaning up, Ye Lin continued to eat.
She did not linger at all about the sensitive words Johnny mentioned: physiological needs, needs, and people who lack emotions did not take it to heart.
She has lost all emotions, especially in love. She can't remember sensitive words at all.
It can also be said that the funny feeling completely controlled her in this matter.
She just thought it was so funny.
At this point, there is also a vague reason for letting people who keep filial piety enter the pursuit stage... This is really funny.
As I was eating, my left hand seemed to be lagging behind.
Ye Lin took a look and suddenly realized that it felt awkward. When using chopsticks with her right hand, the knife and fork in her left hand was really superfluous.
No wonder she felt awkward when she took out the paper towel to wipe it. It turned out that the knife and fork was always there in her left hand, and she was very good at not pricking herself.
Skillfully pushing the knife and fork to Yue Feng, he ordered him out of habit: "Coach, help me peel the shrimp, you are not allowed to use your hands."
Yue Feng was startled, and then laughed softly.
Ye Lin rolled her eyes at him: "Don't laugh, hurry up and work, I'm still waiting to eat."
Adam on the other side quietly let out a long sigh of relief, which is also a habit. He picked up the champagne bottle and gave Ye Lin some wine.
Liang winked at Johnny, who was lying next to the chair, and stretched out his arm to pull him up. The two of them hunched their shoulders and ate in silence.
Try to hide the feeling of your existence.
She seems like an unpopular little daughter-in-law in two big families.
The big living room was a little quiet. Ye Lin took a few bites and thought: "Shan, we haven't finished discussing hydropower yet. Let me see what else is there later."
Shan talked eloquently.
Restarting hydroelectric power generation in the underground area, which was most used by human society before the wind and snow, is a joint proposal of Shan and Yuefeng. In addition, Shan has also been an important assistant in the president's proposals.
He introduced it skillfully and in great detail.
Thank you 1592 Dear Red Sleeve Ticket 1, okay.
Thank you 1592 Dear Red Sleeve Ticket 1, okay.
See you tomorrow.