Chapter 5 This little girl looks so cool
Wang Baoqiang’s side job was to do small jobs on construction sites, and Xu Kun had undergone labor reform in his previous life. The two of them were almost left behind after wielding a shovel and a pickaxe, and soon a piece of flat land was carved out on the slope.
Xu Kun wiped his sweat with his pickaxe. He was not tired at all. The main reason was that the weather was sultry and he was drenched with sweat even if he exerted some effort.
Wang Baoqiang did not hesitate to give in. He stretched out his hand to roll up his vest into a bikini, wiped the sweat from his belly and muttered: "I don't know if our crew has prepared mung bean soup."
At this time, someone down the slope continued: "Not only mung bean soup, but also a pot of iced sour plum soup. Unfortunately, it is specially prepared for the hero and heroine and the people of Hong Kong."
Looking around, I saw a rough man in his forties with unshaven beard standing at the bottom of the slope waving a fan fiercely.
"Uncle Wang."
Baoqiang hurriedly greeted him respectfully and wanted to go down and talk to the other party. Apparently, this person should be the martial arts king Peng mentioned by Xu Xuebin.
"You go about your business."
Wang Peng raised his fan and said, "Just ask the big guy next to you to come down. I'll give them a few positions to show their faces first, and we'll talk about your errands later."
"That works."
Baoqiang stopped and said innocently, showing his white teeth: "Uncle Wang, this is the first time for my friend to be an extra. Please be more patient."
Wang Peng raised his fan again to show that he understood.
At this time, Xu Kun jumped to the bottom of the slope. Wang Peng lowered his eyes, looked at his two feet and said, "Boy, the foot plate is quite stable."
Xu Kun also imitated Baoqiang and grinned: "The only good thing about elementary school lion dancing is the lower body."
Hearing the difference in the words, Wang Peng smiled knowingly, and then led Xu Kun out of the woods.
After walking a dozen steps away, he looked back at Baoqiang who was busy laying out the mat. He couldn't help but shake his head: "Baoqiang is a young martial artist, but unfortunately he is a little too ambitious."
This time it was Xu Kun's turn to smile and not answer. To be honest, if he hadn't known about Baoqiang's future development prospects, he probably wouldn't have believed that this humble Wu Tai could really become a big star in the future.
When we arrived outside the forest, the three toilets were surrounded by nylon cloth. One was marked 'Male', the other was 'Female', and the third was 'Director Only'.
Seeing these three toilets, Xu Kun inexplicably thought of the line "Hermaphrodite's butt" in "The Nine-Rank Sesame Official".
Wang Peng gathered the three extras who were smoking together, put away his fan and inserted it into the back of his neck. He stretched out his hand and said, "Here, let's hold hands."
Two of the three extras were confused, and only one understood Wang Peng's meaning, stretched out his hand and put his wrist on Wang Peng's wrist - obviously those two were just tall and strong, and had no systematic knowledge. Pass the effort.
The moment their wrists intertwined, Wang Peng struck hard. When the performers subconsciously tried to resist, they suddenly lost their strength.
The group of performers exerted too much force and unconsciously leaned forward, so they hurriedly exerted force on their backs to stabilize their bodies, but were pushed by Wang Peng and staggered a few steps, almost falling to the ground.
It seems that I have only scratched the surface of this.
Wang Peng didn't give the other two extras a chance and started telling the story directly.
After listening to him roughly describe the plot, Xu Kun was surprised to find that the male lead of this drama was actually a ten-year-old child, and this was also a costume love comedy where one dragon and two phoenixes benefited everyone!
The general plot is that a young master studying abroad hurriedly returned home under the protection of a beautiful bodyguard due to the sudden death of his elder brother. After experiencing various hardships, he finally found out about the death of his elder brother, and brought together his future sister-in-law and his wife. A happy ending story captured by a beautiful bodyguard.
Wang Peng and Xu Kun were to play the role of a group of bandits who were ordered to intercept and kill the young master on his way to the funeral.
After hearing this, Xu Kun was envious and puzzled. Who should take a picture of this little horse and cart? Could it be that you want to encourage primary school students to stop struggling for thirty years?
This can only be said to be due to his ignorance. In fact, many similar films were made at the beginning of the century, such as "The Nine-Year-Old County Prince", "The Young Imperial Envoy" and "The Loyal and Brave Little Champion", and the ratings were quite good.
"After the second female lead gets off the bus and makes her debut, I need someone to help set the stage for me. Just one line, and you guys can try it out one by one." Wang Peng cleared his throat as he spoke, with a look of obscenity on his stubble-covered face. , and then said excitedly: "Boss, this little girl is so pretty!"
Hearing that they could get a line, several extras, including Xu Kun, were a little excited. The two who had just shown their timidity were even more scrambling to get back in the game.
"Boss, this little girl is so pretty!"
"Boss..."
"...this little girl..."
With such a short line, Xu Kun thought it couldn't be simpler, but after watching the three extras performing it one after another, he couldn't help but feel a little worried.
Perhaps they all have similar life experiences, but the performance of these three people is basically the same. The only difference is that they are more oily or more vulgar. Xu Kun feels that if he follows the script, that will probably be the case for them all.
This was not the result he wanted. After pondering for a moment, Xu Kun tried his best to put on a sleazy look, bent slightly and said excitedly: "Boss, this little bitch is really cool!"
Wang Peng raised his eyebrows and commented: "My face is a little stiff, but my mood is much fuller than others - but your words..."
Xu Kun smiled and scratched his head and said, "Blame me, blame me. When I think of Miss Xu, I accidentally cross my words."
"You kid."
Wang Peng burst into laughter at first, and then murmured: "But that girl is really pretty."
Immediately he nodded again and said: "The words have been changed well and the emotions are in place. It's up to you."
With that said, he patted Xu Kun on the shoulder and said, "Go back and find a mirror to practice. If your face is still so stiff, don't blame the director for changing."
Xu Kun was excited and depressed when he heard this. It was his first time to act as an extra and he got a line. It should have been a double joy, but this comment made his face a little stiff...
He relied on his ability to "change faces" and his knowledge of some movies that would become popular in the future, so he resolutely broke into the film and television industry. It was only the first day, so why did two pillars collapse in half?
Xu Kun was very worried about this. If Wang Peng hadn't started telling tricks and tricks immediately, he would have looked in the mirror to find out the problem immediately.
Only after he started to perform tricks did he finally understand what it means that there is no such thing as a free lunch.
"Because you were so lustful earlier, the female bodyguard got the upper hand and chased you. First she slapped you, and then kicked you out. She was so angry that she even came up and kicked you. When the egg is ready, you raise your hand and scatter a handful of lime.
When the female bodyguard was hiding from Li Shi, the bandit leader I played sneak-attacked her from the side and cut her arm. This put her at a disadvantage and she could only escape while fighting. In the end, the young master used a revolver to save the scene. plot. "
Don't tell me, this plot is quite reasonable.
But being slapped by a woman...
Forget it, it was just acting, not really being beaten by a woman.
Putting aside the slap in the face, this fight scene is not that difficult. Wang Peng's requirements for Xu Kun and others are as follows: be arrogant when appearing, be fierce when you pounce, be exaggerated and run away when being beaten. Be panicky when you are in trouble.
As long as you don't hurt others or yourself, it's fine, especially the heroine.
"He is a top student at Beijing Film Academy, and he will become a big star in the future!"
After Wang Peng and Xu Kun practiced it twice, he clapped his hands and said, "That's almost it. The rest will be adjusted on the spot. You guys will figure it out for yourself first."
Watching Wang Peng wave his fan into the woods, Xu Kun turned around and wanted to ask the extras who had brought a small mirror, but he was met with three unkind glances.
He was envious of the ten-year-old kid's sexual blessings, so how could these three extras not be jealous of him stealing his lines?
Xu Kun chuckled and raised his eyebrows, his four white eyes showing murderous intent: "Why, do you guys want to get close to me?"
The six eyes on the opposite side met his fierce gaze, and no one made a sound when they collided, and they all turned into quails.
Only then did Xu Kun put away his magical powers, narrowed his eyes and walked towards the crew not far away.
At this time, there was another carriage near the minibus, and several staff members were busy working around it. It seemed that they were preparing to film the dialogue in the car first, and then film the scene of the bandits blocking the road and robbing.
Xu Kun found Chen Xuebin in the crowd and planned to ask him to borrow a mirror and tell him about the fact that he had snatched the line, so as to further deepen his impression.
As a result, when I got closer, I discovered that Chen Xuebin was frowning and sighing.
"Brother Chen, what are you doing?"
"It's Xiao Xu."
When Chen Xuebin saw that it was Xu Kun, he spread his hands helplessly and said, "Director Sun wants to change the play at the last moment. No, he will have a conflict with Miss Xu, who plays the second female lead."
It turns out that the female bodyguard is not the first female bodyguard, but the second female bodyguard.
"Change the play? Change what play?"
Xu Kun asked curiously.
Chen Xuebin looked around and saw that no one was paying attention, so he made a gesture on his chest and whispered: "Director Sun said that this plot was not interesting enough, and wanted to change the knife in the arm to cut through the clothes and expose the inside. The heroine had no choice but to cover her chest with her hands in order not to be exposed. Only then was she unable to support herself and was at a disadvantage. "
(End of chapter)