Chapter 39 The Dog Licking Crew
After all, he owed a favor, so Xu Kun could only bite the bullet and accompany Li Xiaolu to perform the monkey scene, and then he received a lot of praises that he didn't know were true or false.
Sun Shupei was also among them. After praising him, he threw a thin script to Xu Kun and asked Xu Kun to familiarize himself with the characters in the past few days. After the actors playing the roles of the Queen and Concubine Zhen were in place, he would then film the relevant plot. .
Gotta~
It’s early.
Having just experienced the tempering of "The Blind Shaft", Xu Kun was interested in analyzing the script, so he not only took away his own copy, but also borrowed Li Xiaolu's copy.
In the end, it's okay not to watch it. The more I watch it, the more I find this show to be really weird.
Let’s not talk about silly plots like blowing one’s nose. What makes Xu Kun find it most unacceptable is that this drama tries to turn Cixi into a white lotus, or the kind of person who is enlightened, just, courageous, and kind. Strange woman.
He can speak for women's liberation at the top, and redress the grievances of the people at the bottom; he not only firmly supports the reform and opening up of the Qing Dynasty and learns Western science and technology, but also treats the descendants of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom for the sake of the love and love of his nephews.
This made the Emperor Wu and Tang Zong of the Han Dynasty have to hide their faces and leave in shame when they saw the old Buddha.
Moreover, Cixi, played by Lu Liping, would speak in Northeastern dialect every time she got excited. I don’t know what the blind screenwriter was thinking, but he was sure that Cixi, who was born and raised in the capital, must smell like a big scumbag.
As for the Guangxu Emperor played by Xu Kun, he is quite consistent with the historical prototype. He basically has no real power. When the Empress Dowager Cixi encountered danger, she followed her own position and chose to stand aside.
But because this drama made Cixi too white, it made Guangxu look like a sinister villain...
Well, it seems that even if he plays the role of emperor, someone cannot gain a positive image.
In short, Xu Kun regretted it after reading the script. He thought it was better to play the emperor than the Japanese major. Who knew that this drama was more fabricated than the anti-Japanese drama.
This is not a TV series at all. It is funded by the mainland and set up by Ghost Island, calling on everyone to kneel down and lick the stinky feet of Lafayette and foreign adults.
This gave Xu Kun the urge to run away.
But he joined the team this time because of Li Xiaolu's relationship. If he turned around and ran away after reading the script, wouldn't he leave Li Dazui here?
He, Xu, has never done anything so unloyal in his two lifetimes.
Forget it, don't be embarrassed if you sell it, just make peace with it as it comes. Anyway, you don't have a lot of roles. When the Queen and Concubine Zhen arrive, just finish filming and get out of the way.
So Xu Kun patiently gave Guangxu a primitive core with great ambition, talent, and a tough complexion. As a result, he easily got into all the fulcrums.
But this is not a good thing. On the contrary, it proves that the character creation is too flat and does not explore much depth.
Xu Kun originally wanted to dig deeper, but after following the dog-licking script, he uncovered Cixi Lafayette's sincere words and the little Emperor Guangxu's misunderstanding and rebellion against his 'real father'.
Ugh~
The smell is really too strong.
Forget it, let it be flat if it's flat. This kind of random stuff is not worthy of any good acting skills.
I really don’t know why Teacher Lu Liping accepted such a book, but she didn’t want to end up with a bad luck in the end.
At this time, the door of the room was pushed open with force. Xu Kun thought it was the 'Prince Chun' who had returned, but when he turned around, he saw that it was Li Xiaolu who had changed into casual clothes.
"Hey, you're quite serious."
Li Xiaolu walked in carefree, picked up the biography written by Xu Kun and flipped through it, saying disapprovingly: "There aren't many scenes, why are you so formal?"
He immediately greeted: "Let's go, let's go, I asked Li Chen to book a table for you, and by the way, I will introduce you to the young actors in the crew."
"The one who plays Seven Belles?"
"Yes, that's him."
Li Xiaolu said without hesitation: "He has been chasing me recently. When I asked him to order a meal, he was trying to find out about our relationship. Hahaha, he probably regards you as a love rival."
Xu Kun: "Then what did you say?"
"Of course I'll let him guess!"
Li Xiaolu said, giggling like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Xiaolu, Xiaolu~"
At this time, a young man's shout came from outside. If nothing else, it should be Li Chen, the Seven Belles.
Li Xiaolu rolled her eyes and suddenly asked eagerly: "Do you think if I shout 'indecent', will he rush in and fight you to the death?"
This woman...
Xu Kun said with a straight face: "It must be him who died."
Just when Li Xiaolu couldn't help but laugh out loud, Xu Kun rolled his eyes and said coldly: "And you." Caught off guard, the smile on Li Xiaolu's face suddenly froze.
At this time, a young man peeked in from outside the door. He glanced at Li Xiaolu first, and then fixed his scrutinizing eyes on Xu Kun. At the same time, he greeted: "Xiaolu, it's almost time, let's go there early."
Seeing him staring at her with an unkind look, Xu Kun took the initiative to reach out and introduce himself: "Xu Kun, plays the role of Emperor Guangxu in the play."
"Li Chen, Qibele."
The hostility in Li Chen's eyes could not be concealed at all. He had a commercial to shoot today, so he was not on the set. As soon as he came back in the evening, he heard that Li Xiaolu took the initiative to drag a man around the entire set.
Although it was showing Xu Kun's murderous eyes, Li Chen didn't think so. When he held Xu Kun's hand, he subconsciously wanted to compete with Xu Kun.
However, his strength is obviously not comparable to that of Xu Kun. No matter how hard he exerts himself, he is like a mud cow sinking into the sea.
Seeing this scene, Li Xiaolu rolled her eyes and became a little excited, so she put her hand on Xu Kun's wrist, pressed it down, and said softly: "Okay, how long do you plan to hold it? Let's go, let's go, Eat like an emperor!"
After saying that, he playfully slapped Xu Kun on the shoulder: "I'm not talking about you, the emperor."
This was obviously intentional, causing Li Chen's eyes to burst into flames. Not only did he have no intention of stopping, but he used all his strength to suck the milk.
Then he kicked the steel plate. Xu Kun's hands seemed to suddenly turn into iron pliers, and Li Chen's expression changed after just one squeeze.
However, Xu Kun only made a small counterattack and took the initiative to let go of his hand.
Li Chen was embarrassed and did not dare to provoke for the time being. He thought Xu Kun was an eyesore, so after he went out, he said to Li Xiaolu: "I'll call Lao Nie, Alesha and Xiao Wuzi."
After saying that, he walked away angrily.
Xu Kun watched Li Chen go away, raised his eyebrows at Li Xiaolu and asked, "Did he misunderstand because of his passion, or did you deliberately tease him?"
Li Xiaolu raised her face and said, "Guess~"
Guess you are a big-headed ghost!
Li Xiaolu's character is probably the latter, so this Qi Belle would openly show hostility to her in front of her.
This woman...
You could call her a scheming bitch, but she's not that smart, and she's not doing it for any benefit, she's just worried that the world won't be in chaos.
"Hello~"
Li Xiaolu suddenly bit a finger in her mouth, put on a youthful and enchanting posture, blinked her big watery eyes and said to Xu Kun: "Do you want me to give you a chance to compete fairly?"
After a pause, he added a qualifier: "Only on the set of "Thirteen Princesses"."
Haha~
This is obviously because he wants to see himself and Li Chen fighting.
I can't stay on the set for a few days, so what will happen even if I win?
Xu Kun decisively refused: "Not interested."
"You're not interested in me?!"
Li Xiaolu's beautiful eyes widened with disbelief, as if she was saying: I am the most beautiful woman in the world, how could you not be tempted? !
"Don't get me wrong."
Xu Kun spread his hands and said: "It's not that I'm not interested in you, I'm just not interested in pursuing you. If I can skip the foreplay and the trouble later, I'm still happy to give it a try."
Now that he has decided to stay friends from now on, Xu Kun feels the need to speak more frankly.
"Skip the foreplay and the hassle later?"
Li Xiaolu repeated these words, and then spat: "Bah~ you stinking hooligan!"
Then he said something shocking: "But what you said is true. If I became a man, I would definitely want to take advantage of it and be irresponsible, hahahahaha..."
After saying that, he held his stomach and bent over with a smile.
It happened that Li Chen came over with a few young actors. When he saw this scene, his face suddenly darkened.
(End of chapter)